#sideeyes

[autobotmedic]

3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼or 2025 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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[kwadlayns]

Good detectives do what they need to in order to solve a case. 💀🔎✨

[lacunavn]

FINALLY STARTING ON THE CHARACTER'S SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS

[toffeesbabbles]

doodlin the guys again...sigh

[ghoulspaw]

HHFJDHDH;&;&;&;!&;!!;

[two-stars]

Dr. ratio and Madam Herta gay besties who hate each other (Screwllum introduced them to each other)

[icedsodapop]

Swifties are having cognitive dissonance and having stupid takes about the Watcher announcement. Besties, she's so much worse. You cant accuse Watcher of being capitalist when Taylor Swift is a literal fucking billionaire who flies a private jet. Shut the fuck up.

[viewlumia]

Y'know, if I had a nickel for every time a main character in Ninjago was hated for downright stupid reasons, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's a shame it's about to happen twice

[kyuhu]

heyy!!

[shima-draws]

Ghost Cora AU where he’s actually been following Law around ever since he died but nobody has been able to see him, so all he’s able to do is watch Law get hurt and suffer in silence. UNTIL, miraculously, the battle of Dressrosa ends, and for some strange reason—through some supernatural bullshit or maybe just fate—one person is finally able to see him.

Law is sitting on the deck of the Yonta Maria watching everyone party when Luffy comes trotting over to him. And Luffy plops down beside him and says, “I’ve been meaning to ask, Torao, but who’s that really tall blonde guy with the funny makeup that’s been following you around?”

And Law’s just like

[sollucets]

the ye baiyi effect

[tigersharkapologist]

do we think this is how Geta sometimes felt when Caracalla got a little too enthusiastic at the bloodshed in the arena?

bonus:

[deathberi]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024)

[asterdust]

couple that judges together, stays together

[evecallum]

Yeah I don’t even know where to begin with this

[densewentz]

i LOVE having a rookanis romanced Rook for A Murder of Crows because running through Villa Dellamorte to save Caterina and having Lucanis talk about the house and decorating and where the family rooms are and why they have a guest house etc and then ending that scene with him looking at Rook so fondly and saying "Welcome to House Dellamorte, Rook" is some Pride and Prejudice shit like damn right you're talking to the future Wife of the First Talon. Of all this I plan to be mistress mf