#side by side shotgun

[vita-bona-est5]

[midatlanticwasp]

Winchester Model 21 presented to President Gerald Ford.

[morganbritton132]

Steve: Can I cut your hair?

Jonathan: ?

Steve: You need a haircut and I can’t be any worse than your mom.

Jonathan: …yeah, I guess.

Steve: *is worse than his mom*

[payasita]

I have a request: The Lamb with a double barrel shotgun and a cheerful demeanor saying that they have had enough.

had to crowdsource the second half of this joke but hey

[hesztia16]

Promt:

Bruce kept trackers in the people he loved. Ever since Dick was a young boy prone to get kidnapped. Some with consent, some… not so much. But it was a crime he was willing to commit, if only for the way it calmed his nerves when he looked at the little dots on his screen.

Alfred, in the kitchen, working tirelessly on lunch.

Tim, in Drake Manor (much to his annoyance, but he was working on that one), probably enjoying the weekend before school.

Dick, in Bludhaven (again, much to his annoyance) spending his day off with some friends in a coffee shop.

Barbara, in the library, helping visitors.

And the one little dot that always pained him to look at, but couldn’t bring himself to disarm, right above-

Where is it?

There.

Why in all Hell’s name was his son’s body in the hospital instead of the cemetery?

[whaliiwatching]

sparks fly

cleared the smoke for you

[gun-gallery]

Stoeger Coach Gun - .410 Bore

[dirk-strider-and-splinters-daily]

could you perhaps... do the dirk spliters in one of the saw traps.. i wanna see how theyd react to being stuck in one

DAY 90

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

helloooo have a messy scribble page of oc concepts. unfortunately, im in love and will now proceed to ramble At Length

but before that! rudimentary height chart!

all i know rn is Mairy - the cow - is about the same height as Howdy/Barnaby/Poppy (around 8ft), Hettie & Daisy are in the Wally/Julie/Sally category (around 3ft), and Jesterly is more Frank/Eddie (around 4ft). Derry Drake is fuckoff huge, and Casey is... idk really. tall but not That tall

so. rambles. i... have those, yeah

Mairy Love - she/her - lesbian a gorgeous white/blue cow! originally she was gonna be pink/white, but blue/white is my favorite color combo and honestly? it's dairy colors to me. she's big! she's strong! she's very gentle and sweet but also takes shit from no one, even though she doesn't like confrontation much (unless its playful roughhousing! jokes fly completely over her head! i'm thinking she tends to a lovely orchard of various fruit trees, and probably cultivates some crops for fun as well. maybe seasonal ones? pumpkins for the spooky season, fir trees for those snowy days, etc.

Casey J. Mittens - he/him - aro this orange fella is scaredy cat central! unfortunately for him, he's also curious to a fault! curiosity killed the cat, and he fears the day that rings true for him! he'd rather curl up at home or in a cozy tree, crocheting something cute from one of his many balls of yarn than do anything else. he tries to be a voice of reason, but is too easily convinced otherwise. he's that friend who says "we shouldn't be doing this" as he wholeheartedly assists in the shenanigan in question.

Hettie (currently undecided) - she/her - bi true to her honeybee heritage, Hettie is a florist! she boasts an impressive array of flowers that she tends to like her life depends on it. she's always running around to make sure they're all getting the best care - and she's always checking in on her pals to make sure they're taken care of, too. she's a busy bee who wouldn't know a day's rest if it stung her on the ass! It takes a lot to make her mad, but everybody better watch out when her wings start buzzing

Daisy Hop - she/him - pan i actually created Daisy as a supplementary character for a certain au, but realized i could find a place for her in this little group. i'm thinking he runs a little shop - a roadside stall, more like - where she can both sell her own homemade candy & his friends' stuff! she's the only one in the group that can keep up with Hettie's energy, and even surpass it at times. though unlike Hettie, Daisy knows how to take (and appreciate) a break!

Jesterly - whatever/is/funniest - Derry a menace. they love pranks above all else, oftentimes at the expense of others. he's always up to something and is never not scheming something! there's always Someone to bother! in all honesty she's more like an annoying stray cat that no one can get rid of... and they better not try, or they'll face the wrath of this fool's Very large partner! The jester's cap never comes off, and neither does the mask!

Derry Drake - they/them - Jesterly there's no sugarcoating it - Derry is a big lazy grump! it's almost impossible to get them out of their cave, or off of any place they decide to nap. the only thing that can reliably get them moving is the promise - or prospect - of food. it's a wonder how they've accumulated such a hoard of random things in the back of their cave, seeing as they rarely get up at all. they're incredibly nearsighted and bite first, ask questions later - after all, who knows if the colorful blob in front of them is food or not! better to be safe than hungry!

currently in my mind they have their own little community deep in the woods. Daisy lives in a modified burrow, Maisy has a cute farmhouse, Casey lives in a cozy treehouse, Hettie has a small cottage, and Derry & Jesterly live in a cave. within their community, they share practically everything. want a snack? pluck something from the orchard. need a new pair of mittens? ask Casey! i suppose you could say they're communists <3 (except for Daisy. she won't charge his friends, but anyone else is free game)

Mairy and Hettie have romantic tension, Daisy and Derry are the only ones who can tolerate Jes, Mairy wants Jes dead, Casey is terrified of Derry, Daisy's rapid-fire speech confuses everyone but Hettie, etc. i should make a chart for funsies...

[big-barn-bed]

I think john would try to get paul pregnant to baby trap him but it would backfire because paul would pretend he didn't know if john was really the father (he hasn't been getting fucked by other guys but he doesn't want to admit that)

[saqqaras]

Entrevías — 3.07

How are those wedding preparations coming? Well, it's been called off. What about everything you've paid for? Say goodbye to it. Unless we take Irene's advice. Guess what she came up with. What?

[vita-bona-est5]

[my-craft]

So. Prime Defenders episode 28 huh?

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

au where, upon weirdmaggedon starting, stan is one of the first to notice and just grabs his family and takes off out of town

dipper: he’s turning people into statues!

stan, buckling him into the back seat of soos’ truck: which is why you’re not staying here, kid

stan: alright, now we’ve just gotta find mabel and ford

dipper, pointing: you think she might be in that bubble up there? it’s got the same symbol as her favorite sweater

stan: worth a check. stay here, don’t move, i’ll be right back

stan (a little while later), walking back covered in glitter and carrying mabel: okay, we’ve got the kids, we’ve got soos, we’ve got wendy and one of her brothers, we’ve got that weird old guy that smells like possums, now we just need…ah fuck

stan, seeing ford on his way to the top of the bell tower and grabbing him by the back of his coat: nope, you’re coming with us

ford: wh- stan-

stan, shoving him into the back seat and taking off: alright where we heading first

ford:

[mistyjessart]

camp half-blood demigod sona!! if piper ain’t taking the gun, then i’m taking it cuz a celestial bronze gun is so cool

[insertcoolusernamehereee]

Murder

Bruce- Murder is wrong, even if many people deserve to die.

Dick- Murder is wrong. Most of the time. Unless it the joker.

Jason- Murder is necessary to stop the deaths and suffering of innocents.

Tim- Murder would make me weird-gun batman.

Stephanie- Murder is *checks notes* ...would upset the big boss :)

Cassandra- Murder is wrong. full stop. nobody deserves to die.

Damian- Murder is simply a loss of a potentially evil person, however I will not indulge in it.

Duke- I'm too lazy for murder idfk.

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BONUS:-

Alfred- I have a shotgun, and I'm not afraid to use it. However i might avoid it, as it would get my carpets dirty.