#sick hiccup

[purinshock]

i am soooo lazy i didnt want to draw all this shit out so CONTEXT: hiccup testing out dragonfly I and jack thought it would be oh so smart and oh so fun to ask the wind to give him a lil boost to help test it out. ALSO realized it was OOC a bit too late, lets be honest hiccup could break 1000000 bones n want to give it another go with a smile on his face. i just love drawing him mad. sorry.

[paranormal-taters]

okay so my theory about How To Train Your Dragon is that Astrid loved Hiccup WAYYYYY before the events of Romantic Flight but due to how the vikings lived in near constant combat with the dragons and young children/teens being forced to learn how to defend themselves and their families from an early age, she closed herself off to those feelings because by all accounts Hiccup was doomed to die. she resented how useless he was in combat, and she resented how much she cared. she was mean and dismissive to him out of fear that she would inevitably have to mourn him soon, and the colder she was the easier it would be.

then, miraculously, Hiccup begins to show some kind of competency in dealing with the dragons. but he's still not defending himself. he's finding strange ways of controlling them, but he's still as physically weak as he was before and Astrid can't see how whatever he's doing will help him outside of the training ring. great, you found out that Deadly Nadders like chin scratches. what about the Monstrous Nightmare burning down your house?

all this just makes Astrid angrier. how is Hiccup succeeding without violence? how will he survive without violence? violence is what she was born into. what does he know that she can't comprehend?

it's only later, when she sees that this scrawny beanpole of a boy has found a companion in a Night Fury, the embodiment of Death, that the miracle of him starts to make sense. he knows so much more than what any of their people can comprehend. and he wants so badly to show her. and for the first time ever, Astrid has hope.

i believe that this explains Astrid's comfortability and affection for Hiccup that she shows during and after the events of Romantic Flight, why she wraps her arms around him and kisses his cheek after everything. considering her personality, i don't think Romantic Flight shows her falling in love with Hiccup for the first time. i think she has loved him for a long time, and was too trapped in self-protection to allow herself to feel it (similar to Katniss regarding Peeta). but now she has hope that maybe he won't be ripped away from her. now she sees how much more there is to him, sees that he embodies Mercy stronger than Death.

[autumndragon]

being on the httyd side of tiktok can be such a whiplash compared to tumblr because even mild whump and less conventional shipping can cause you to get jumped like julius caesar on the ides of march

[jackshiccup]

i cannot believe it’s taken my nth rewatch to notice how toothless’ wings unfurl directly behind hiccup during the new tail scene i am once again going insane

[amorphousbl0b]

Every time someone calls Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third the Useful “Hiccup Haddock” a dragon loses its wings

[annamatix]

me reading the hiccup villain au fanfic like all my schoolwork gets done itself

[countlessofvoids]

Me when I think I came across a Valka edit but it turns out to be another Hiccup thirst trap

[06strawberrylemonade28]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64738000/chapters/166338640

i cannot figure out how to get it to format with the title for the life of me but here she is!! <3

[geneslovee]

im thinking of changing my name again because im cursing at my 14 year old self who picked this random white name for me to live with now so ive been researching traditional Sakha names to get it right and apparently before the russians came and fucked up all our shit with their taxes and christianity, it was the norm for every Sakha person to change their name in their lifetime if not twice, then three times, and who knows if maybe more

basically, the newborn Sakha in the pre-christianity era would be given a name right away after birth like all kids, but once they grew up and started exhibiting individual traits they would be given a descriptive nickname which could describe pretty much anything about a person - positive characteristics, negative characteristics, physical quirks, facial features, body type, age, etc etc. one of my faves i found was Бэлтэкэ (Belteke) with means ‘round face’. would fit me ngl

anyways this is awesome news for me and i just wanted to share because learning that changing names throughout your life is historically super normal for our people makes me feel better about changing it for the second time, yknow? especially with the fact that those names were an individual’s descriptor. almost kind of like being trans and changing your name to one that suits you as a person better so you don’t walk around with the one that had nothing to do with who you really are on a personal level for your whole life

[midnightcoffes]

httyd book 11 SPOILERS

I. I need more Snotlout lives AU's.

[angora48]

Welcome Post

Hey there! This is a blog for posting my stories, mainly sickfic (H/C, whump!, caretaking, etc.) and hiccup fic. For most of my fanfic, I'll share links from my AO3--also angora48--and I'll post my OC stories and some of my more overt kink stuff directly here.

Fandoms

When it comes to fic writing, I dabble in all sorts of stuff--I like to bounce around! I enjoy plenty of SFF stuff and sitcoms with Big Neurodivergent Energy. Here's some of what's on the way:

Abbott Elementary

Doctor Who

Lord of the Rings

Marvel

Star Wars

Parks and Rec

Shadow and Bone

Supergirl

Ted Lasso

Wicked

Along with, you know, whatever else latches onto my brain and won't let go!

Under the cut, I'm gonna start a master list of my fic links for easy navigation:

Hic Fic

OCs

Maritza & Eric

"Saturday Morning Solitude" (f, Maritza)

"Friendly Fire" (m, Eric)

Fanfic

Abbott Elementary - "Transferable Skills" (m, Gregory)

Abbott Elementary - "The Other 10%" (f, Janine)

Sickfic

OCs

Malcolm & Andy

"Fictional Cuisine" - Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4 (m, Malcolm) - ongoing

[jackshiccup]

me and oomf can’t stop laughing at the thought of jack attempting to escape the clutches of bedrest

[master-of-stupidity]

Idkk y i was ranting Httyd books on twt like anyone gaff but likee uhh chat I finished all tje bits I cared too read in Book 11 (I need this book obliterated 😁)

Should I yap about it here?? Like make a thread lwkyy cuz I have THOUGHTS (n they involve not only opinions on the book but also tje series too)

[w1tched]

*rubs hand evilly* you know what I want.

🧎‍♀️If they could speak with their childhood self, what would they say?

🎠What would their childhood self say to their adult self?

💡How good is their gut instinct? Do they follow it?⚔What is their weapon of choice? Are they actually trained to use it?

🎁What is something others are surprised to learn about this character?

HEHEHEH starts tweaking out

1. If Sriti could speak with her childhood self, I think one of the very first things she'd say is, "It's okay to be a child. taking care of our mother was never your burden to carry. It's okay to be weak and want to be taken care of" It'd be really emotional for Sriti because one of the hallucinations that he always sees is actually his younger self. Despite everything that happened, Sriti wouldn't warn her younger self to not get too ambitious or too steer clear from the IPC. As a child, Sriti's dreams were what kept her going despite living in poverty and therefore, even after having been heavily traumatized, Sriti wouldn't find it within himself to take that away.

2. "I hate you." Plain and simple. Sriti's younger self would be disappointed in how things have turned out. He's already had a pretty low self-esteem since childhood and would be quite hard on herself, so to see what she's become? It'd destroy her. On a lighter note, Sriti's younger self would be happy to see that they manage to find unconditional love.

3. Sriti has a pretty good gut instinct! Due to having access to so many different memories from various situations and through sheer pattern recognition, Sriti is very good at being able to get a read on the situation. However, due to her anxiety, she doesn't always follow it. With time, he will learn to trust himself more.

4. Hehehehe, Sriti uses 3 different weapons!!! In her 4 star and normal form, Sriti uses a specialized screwdriver, which works as a sorta energy gun as well. She also uses robots that look similar to the smaller ones that the IPC uses (since she's their original creator), and these robots basically have the same abilities as the ones we can fight in-game. In Sriti's 5 star and emanator form, he uses dual farming sickles made from ice and can join them together to form a larger, double-sided scythe. Sriti does have training to use all his weapons, primarily from when she used to temporarily work as an IPC grunt, but most of her training is done with Boothill now. I dont know whether it counts, but Sriti can also attack using physical manifestations of memories, which she is definitely trained in as an emanator >:3

5. People are ALWAYS surprised to find out that she lost her left eye because of Boothill, and I get it! It's not really the first thing you'd guess. Another thing that people are surprised to find out usually is the fact that Sriti has been complicit in the IPC's crimes (despite it not being her intention) :3

[howtodrawyourdragon]

Dad December 2024 Day 2

The Son is Sick

Summary: Set in a Dystopian/Post-Apocalypse AU. Hiccup notices that his eldest is sick.

Warnings: Sickfic

Rating: General

Words: 635

Prompt: Sick day

Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon

Characters: Hiccup, Zephyr, Httyd ocs (Vigi Tiny)

Pairing: Hiccstrid

Author’s Notes: Not the first one-shot that I wrote for this AU, which is why I know that this is only the beginning of Hiccup's MOST RECENT troubles.

Enjoy!

-XOXOX-

It's late in the evening. After making sure Zephyr is fast asleep in her basket, Hiccup settles into his son's bed with Tiny. The boy has already picked out a book for him to read from. He picked it from the small collection that they have stuffed in between the bigger books of his parents in the living room bookshelf. Coughing, he crawls into his lap and pulls the blanket over the both of them.

Naturally, Hiccup watches him for a moment. That wasn't the first time he heard that cough this evening.

Settling in comfortably with his son in his lap and the book in his hands, Hiccup takes a look at what the choice is for today.

It's a collection of fairy tales. Not the dark stories like from the brothers Grimm and such, but their sanitized versions considered more "child-friendly."

"Okay, Vigi, what're we reading today?" Hiccup asks as they read the table of contents together.

"That one!" Tiny's finger immediately settles on that of The Three Little Pigs and Hiccup smiles before turning the pages to that exact one. Finding the right story, he begins.

Or rather, Tiny has another coughing fit and then he begins to read.

At six years old, his son is at the age in which he can read along a little. There's a school that he goes to, but even after work, Hiccup still takes some extra time out of his day to teach his son how to read and write and how to do math. When there isn't a lot to do at the workshop, Gobber doesn't mind it if he takes an hour to teach Vigi during the day. The boy likes to watch his father work.

"And he says-" Just as he's about to break out a third little pig's voice, Tiny interrupts him.

"What's that say?" He asks, no longer paying attention to the overall story as he's trying to decipher a particular word. He knows his letters, he knows what they sound like, yet he doesn't know this word and wouldn't know how to say it or what it means.

"It's-" when Hiccup wants to respond, his son has another coughing fit. It doesn't sound like a congestive cough, but that's what it could turn into.

Waiting until he's finished, Hiccup answers his question before continuing on with the fairy tale. Or cautionary tale, as that's what they used to be.

He tries to dismiss the fits. Astrid often tells him that he's "too worried" and "should let their son breathe." And if she were home, she would probably tell him that it's just a little cough. People often cough, especially down here. That doesn't necessarily mean that something has to be wrong.

Yet the next time a fit comes, Hiccup immediately pauses to place a hand on his son's forehead. He doesn't feel particularly warm. Just to be sure, he leans down to press his cheek to his forehead instead. Vigi lets him, though the craning of his neck makes another series of coughs erupt from his throat.

His dad pulls away from him when they do and simply watches as his eldest has to practically fold in half just to cough. He doesn't have a fever, not yet at least, but Hiccup has already decided that he might see a doctor with him tomorrow. Astrid is right, he does have a tendency of getting overprotective, but that might not be the case this time.

Once the story is finished, interrupted once or twice more by another fit, Hiccup closes the book and puts it aside. Tiny still in his lap, he wraps his arms around him. His eyes are slipping closed, he's falling asleep.

"Come on," Hiccup kisses the top of his head. "You're sleeping in my bed tonight.

[balkanbitch]

Everyday I scorn god for not making the how to train your dragon race to the edge show 2 D