#shut ur piehole

[puyostim]

shut ur piehole!

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[whistlingsucks]

hhgufdsgh fuckim using Question generator on Character AI

whta is uyr biggest Fear? hat duyo find mst annoying in ppls?? What is your favorite memory from childhood? whart is ur faorite movie or bok?? ~ 😋 ( What is your biggest fear? What do you find most annoying in others? What is your favorite memory from childhood? What is your favorite movie of all time? ) ( gotta feed my rdaverse lore theorists while i feed asks ! )

Biggest fear, definitely flying bugs. Like flies, or wasps. any type of bee pretty much.

How LOUD people can be sometimes. Cant people shut their pieholes for 10 minutes???

I really liked it when i was little little, my mom would come in and read stories to me before bed. i can’t remember much after that so i cant give a more detailed answer.

the My Little Pony movie was PEAK and no one can tell me otherwise.

[the-great-donatello]

"Hmn. Children. "

IM NOT A CHILD I AM 14. FOUR-TEEN

your literally in 8th grade.

Shut ur PIEHOLE that's not my fault!! Atleast I'm not nearly ELDERLY!!!!

IM 17!?!

What cant handle what you dish?

//struggling to contain the lore *vibrating*

-✨

-not david

It's perfectly fine to be scared.

[itstheelvenjedi]

The very next person to treat me like I’m fucking stupid just because I’m disabled will be killed on sight I am not playing anymore I am sick of this bullshit

[vindictes]

          short ones are so aggressive. always with the ankle biting.

[imaginekris]

Imagine Kris thinking about the past. Wow, remember 2013? Kris sure doesn't!

[jksofficialwifey]

jungkook's sensitive bout his hair color even befo when he was like 15 he said he was worried but fans not liking his red hair. (his red hair in boy in luv or i forgot) so im not gon say anything mean bout the color cos i luv him n im soft for himmmm 👅💜💜

[kavehpilled]

ARE YOU GOOD??? YOU'RE LIKE RBING ALL MY STUFF

IM LOVING U SHUT UR PIEHOLE

[in-tua-deep]

tua s1 rewatch with my roommate

episode one (I forgot for the first episode oops):

I have been treated to pictures of a lovely cosplay of Klaus who won a cosplay contest my roommate was in !!

Klaus putting his arm in front of Five during the funeral fight is good shit

“I have heard like nothing about Vanya” “yeah that’s pretty much how she’s treated in show as well”

“I can see why he’s the fandom favorite” - about Klaus

“Istanbul is in the firST EPISODE?”

I forGOT about the “rapists can climb” line when he breaks into Vanya’s apartment omg but also like,, his dumb arm wound

Episode two:

HERR CARLSON

Aww baby fives first time travel his little smile. Baby. Baby boy. And the dawning horror in the apocalypse baby nO

Five: you got anything stronger

Also five: takes one sip and then fills up more, takes another sip, and then immediately puts it down ?????

The motel dude for hazel and cha cha just looks at them like “yeah these are serial killers” and just rolls with it

Also actually why tf doesn’t the commission spring for better stuff?? Why would they cut costs?? They time travel? They could game the stock market so hard ?????? Give the assassins their own rooms omg

Also why didn’t five like. Crush his tracker. Why did he just leave it whole and intact outside of the Griddys.

Forgot how much I love Agnes

(Oh man it is storming bad here it just BOOMED)

Also idk if Diego actually deserved that taser hmmmmm but also like,, communication lads five was literally right there killing people and Diego is like “hmm something is up here” like. Yeah Diego ur big brother “I can get my sibling in trouble for something” senses are tingling

Wow I really did repress all these Allison and Luther scenes huh. Also it’s still super cute that Allison read Claire moon books

Allison: dads heart gave out, which wasn’t how I was expecting to find out dad had a heart but it tracks

“SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE BEN... said with love 😘”

Did five actually sleep at Vanyas?? The sofa looks undisturbed but he had to wait for work hours to interrogate the meritech people,, five,, please sleep. The whole “IF YOU CALL ME YOUNG MAN ONE MORE TIME” interaction makes more sense with five on. Zero sleep.

I didn’t remember that Patch straight up knows about the umbrella academy oops. Like she clocks Diego as overcompensating for his childhood. Queen

Is that an umbrella adademy Diego cross stitch on Diego’s wall?? Did he buy that? Make it?? Did grace make it?

Vanya, walking into the academy: five??? five? pspspspspsps

Also like. Who was Vanyas therapist??? Clearly they did not help her

Aww the tow truck driver :(

I know the show wants me to dislike Patrick I KNOW,, and I think her fathers funeral is extenuating circumstance?? But still Patrick is valid for not giving an inch regarding his ex who mind controlled his child. Vanya didn’t really deserve Allison snapping at her but like. She had some good points. Allison arguably would have had to deal with vanyas book more than anyone else

Five smiling proudly at Klaus’s drama at meritech bless but also KLAUS DONT BREAK GLASS ON YOURSELF

Me, spotting Leonard: BASTARD

Love how everyone greets Diego in the gym and don’t question all his knives or anything like “yeah that’s Diego he lives here and loves knives :)”

Why could Leonard have not been like. A normal ass guy. Vanya needs friends who sympathize with her holy shit get this person some socialization

Pogo really did have to lead these kids by hand to the recording rooms because literally no one was super invested in reginalds ~murder mystery~

ahafahJAGSJWGAI MY ROOMMATE JUST SAID POGO IS THE BEST CHARACTER SO FAR,,,, I will probably never include pogo in my fics because I do Not Care About Him lmaoooo

Aww five does to see Dolores and being like “it’s been a rough couple of days :(“,,,,, baby,,,, but also tag yourself I’m hazel going “elastic wrist splint yesssssss”

Five I am begging you PLEASE get some sleep

OH FIVE SHAKING DIEGO IN THE APOCALYPSE TO TRY AND WAKE HIM UP OHHHHH OH :(

Episode 3:

my roommate is super faceblind which is an issue bc she identifies people mainly by hairstyle so seeing the s2 stuff on tumblr is tripping her over bc she keeps seeing diego and going ??? who is that again? bc she’s seen his longer hair

okay there is no way that the eggs that grace put in that pan are the ones that ended up on the smiley face breakfast plate,,, but also grace that whole scene was a mood honestly i would be like “okay maybe mom killed dad BUT he deserved it sooooo”

“what the FUCK” - my roommate about cha-cha’s shitty wound care where she holds a curling iron against her arm

i didn’t remember that five got shOT AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE did i just erase that from my memory?? i mean yeah it’s a graze but he stitches it up and then slaps a bandaid on it so he has a wound that needed stitches on his shoulder for the entire show ??????? is he okay???? that would make moving your arm,,, painful,,,,,

a bandaid just slapped over it i’m actively yelling

“Sometimes when I see a million gifs of a show before I watch I get really surprised when they talk but he is exactly what I expected” - my roommate, about five

“I noticed they’ve only really showed diego in really badly lit scenes so far” - my roommate defending her lack of ability to recognize diego

i’m still laughing about pogo literally having to point out the murder tapes and now allison and luther are investigating and just. allison is lowkey defending grace and i’m laughing

“why is he saying woodwork is embarrassing that’s like one of the most middle of the wood hobbies to have. you’re respectable to grandpas who used to carve wooden ducks AND twenty-year-olds who can’t make anything to save their lives” - my roommate on leonard peabody

“i think he’s already crossing some lines he’s met this lady ONCE” - roommate on leonard/vanya

five having flashbacks in the car :(

did allison and luther draw straws for who went to fetch which sibling?? allison was like “dibs on vanya” and luther was just like “aww :(”

five luther and klaus in the van - BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT let’s go pick up diego

“the coat he’s wearing does have a nice swish to it” - roommate about klaus’s coat

luther being like “you’re just as messed up as the rest of us and we’re all you have” like luther,,, baby,,,,, you literally ARE all he has,,,,,, his family is the only thing he’s really cared about since he was thirteen and maybe before then :(

“I can’t tell if those are supposed to be cake or yeast donuts... i think extruded donuts are cake donuts but she said she lets them rise so maybe they’re yeast?” - my roommate focusing on all the things that i do not

sometimes i forget that hazel and cha-cha pretended to be private detectives trying to find a lost child in a potentially dangerous situation,,, five would be disgusted

“she shouldn’t get a vote” “i was gonna say i agree with you” “she should get a vote!!” this is peak sibling energy honestly i think i’ve had that exact interaction with my siblings voting for a movie or something

“hashtag android rights” 

“I want to be the tailor who gets a call one day that says ‘i want you to make clothes for a chimpanzee”

is it telling that only luther in the flashback didn’t really talk to grace at all,, i mean five didn’t either but i think he was gone by that point in the flashback ???? 

wait diego tells grace that she worked for him for thirty years,,, the kids are 29 and later it’s implied she was built bc vanya kept killing nannies when they were like four but maybe s2 clarifies that some more?? or diego just is rounding up

“that’s an interesting fabric to her skirt” - my roommate about grace’s outfit

forgot that hazel and cha cha broke the door to the manor busting in,, do they ever fix that?? we’re only at episode three do they spend the rest of the season with their door open to anyone on the streets

okay that bathtub is WAY too small to allow for klaus to be moving his elbows about like that underwater smh

“how is HE useful on mission??” my roommate about klaus

where is the SECURITY SYSTEM??? luther LITERALLY said that reggie was more paranoid and yet some assassin can just bust down the door and have unrestricted access????? he built a whole ROBOT but no security system????????

“maybe it was like,, practice for the kids? someone breaks in and they take care of it? wait no that doesn’t explain the thirteen years they’ve been gone?”

“why WAS he on the moon?” - about luther

“I want to see what she’s embroidering!!” about grace during the gunfight in the living room she’s absolutely ignoring diego getting shot at

what is a rope-a-dope,,,, diego yells “EVER HEARD OF A ROPE-A-DOPE???” at luther but like. no i haven’t. what does that MEAN diego

aww i forgot they played sinnerman, love that song

“what are you doing dude, rumor has it you’re not shooting at me that’s all you need to do” i mean. the roommate is not wrong. allison could just end the fight with a yell. i understand she’s pissed off and has rumor trauma but like cha cha is actively trying to murder them

how is luther not winning he literally has super strength. does hazel have super strength? just punch the man and knock him out jesus y’all suck at this smh

why is there such intense music we all been knew about luther’s strength - oH HIS BODY

forgot about that

is it allison’s fault that klaus got kidnapped because she didn’t literally just rumor them to give up?? like she literally has that power. she could have been like “i heard a rumor you left and forgot about us” it didn’t even need to be violent?? i understand she has rumor trauma but this i feel is allowable circumstances

diego showing his worry about vanya by getting angry which honestly i think all the siblings do that rip none of these idiots have even heard of healthy communication in their LIVES

you know,, i don’t think vanya can drive. she takes the bus. she took a taxi to leonard’s house. we see her walking a lot. does she know how to drive?? i imagine that the umbrella academy were taught bc of mission related stuff but,,, vanya wasn’t?? that’s just depressing tbh

[agwitow]

Eloise Needs Beta Readers

Are you excited? I’m excited! :D

Chapters 1 (pt 1 + 2; pt 3) and 2 (pt 1 + 2 + 3; pt 4 + 5) are uploaded and ready for feedback. The remaining chapters and epilogue will be posted over the next couple weeks, with Chapter 5 and the epilogue being uploaded no later than April 13th.

I would like to get at least twenty people to beta read this novella. If you’re interested in reading an urban supernatural/paranormal suspense novella about a university student, the child ghost who haunts her home, and the trouble their friendship causes, then please sign up!

(Link will take you to the sign-up form on BetaBooks)

I would love to have the beta reading process complete by June 30th so Eloise can be polished up for publication later this year.

Tagging almost everyone who ever expressed interest under the cut ^.^

(If I didn’t tag you, it’s cause Tumblr wouldn’t let me)

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[rottenmask]

bornfiighter replied to your post “me, whenever i see any of @bornfiighter​‘s promos:”

BIH WTF ILYSM IM CRYING, UR THE TALENTED ONE WITH THR AMAZING MUSES OK I AM NOT #WORTHY OF UR PRESENCE IN MY LIFE

SHUT UR PIEHOLE DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT YOU’RE JUST AS AMAZING WITH YOUR MUSES AS I AM, DONT EVER THINK OTHERWISE OK??? WE WILL STAND ON THIS PEDESTAL TOGETHER, BINCH 

[rfaimagines]

RFA+V+Saeran finding out MC is an amazing singer? I love your blog so so much, all of these scenarios make me so happy!!!

Yoosung:* He hears you sing one time by accident* Cue MC screaming because she was getting out the shower when he saw and heard her* He heard an angelic choir ???* Because:* 1) tiddies * 2) his gf is better than Beyoncé holy crap ???* Gets vvvv upset when MC says they can’t sing* “MC U SHUT UR PIEHOLE”* “???”* Never say you can’t sing or you’ll get vvv angry yooyoo

Zen:* He came home one day heard you singing* “Yo… I didn’t realize I left the radio on this morning”* He went into the room and saw MC singing* He dropped his phone in shock bc* Omg* What* A* Babe* He eventually joined into the song, which scared MC* “Babe, you have such a beautiful voice I don’t know why you said it was bad”* Now MC is helping him with his songs

Jaehee:* Okay so* One day she forgets her phone, right?* MC was getting ready to go to work * Jaehee comes back to get her phone when MC steps out the bathroom * Why was she so beautiful even when singing?* YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS* wait but didn’t MC say she couldn’t sing?* UM MC* YO MAN* ILY AND ALL * BUT* WHY ARE YOU LYING* ok anyways, Jaehee can sing a bit so she hums a bit* MC SCREECHES BC SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS ALONE* “MC… you’re a great singer.”* “Thanks but it’s not my strongest feature”* “Shhh ur good ok”

Jumin:* He never really pushed since MC said she never really liked to sing* He respected MC* Kosmopolitan said to always respect your partner(s). Never push* Of course Jumin listened* Anyways, one day he wanted to surprise MC so he came home early* He had a big ass smile and a bouquet of roses* But where’s MC ???* Where is Elizabeth???* He finds MC in Elizabeth’s room* And guess what* MC* Is* Singing* To* Elizabeth * He feels so blessed ??? How did he get such an amazing partner ??* He hugged her and gave her bouquet * “You should sing more. Your voice is amazing”

Seven:* He’s heard you singing before* You just don’t know it * He’s a Sneaky Ninja™* He recorded it and listens to it when he gets upset* But one day * MC drops that “I can’t sing” bomb* He’s gone* Boom* Done* “MC UR AMAZING TF U MEAN, MAN”* “But you never heard me sing before ???”* john cena makes a hole in the wall and peeks through it* “are you sure about that”* :000* Anyways he tries to convince MC* He failed but he failed with pride

V:* One time he had a very bad dream and when he woke up, he accidentally woke up MC too* MC tried to calm him before he would get a panic attack * She patted his back and softly sing him back to sleep* She thought he would forget since it was so late in the night and that’s what usually happened* But instead* He asked MC to sing for him more* “What do u mean fam I can’t sing”* “You sang for me last night”* “NO I DIDNT”* in the end they ended singing for him every time he was feeling down

Saeran:* one day he was supposed to be taking his mid-day nap * But he wasn’t* But MC thought he was since he wasn’t making any noise* MC decided to cook :0* So they started cooking up a one person feast* Meaning a sandwich and fries* While they were cooking they decided to sing* pink season plays in the bg * Saeran comes in to turn off the music * Why is she singing ???* She’s good but she’s burning the fries ??* “Yo MC if you’re going to sing then don’t burn the fries”* “I THOUGHT YOU WAS SLEEPING”* “Nah”* “But… you’re going to get grumpy”* “IM NOT A BABY MC NOW STOP BURNING THE FOOD AND COME SING ME TO BED INSTEAD OF SCREECHING IN THE KITCHEN”

[satan-conduit-le-bal]

do you ever read the vampire lestat and you are just__________________

[its-detrointt-now]

NINA SHUT UR DARN PIEHOLE UR GR8

NO 😤😤😤😤😤

[iapislazuli]

i drew a comic about my ocs today but i left it at school why

[iapislazuli]

i got a new desk today and finally my legs dont get squished when i sit at it to work

its also bigger and i have room for schoolwork, chespins, lapis, casey, books, pens, food and to make a huge mess in general