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I so badly need to aggressively fuck a pretty thing. Adding finger after finger after finger as I bite on their ear and babble on about how well they're taking it, what a good slut they're being for letting me fuck them with reckless abandon. Maybe if I have too much steam to let out I'll slam my hand over their mouth as I fuck into them even harder and faster, soaking in their lewd moans and blissed out face <3
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If Michael not disabled then why he have cane? 🤔
Also the way Stan throws the cane back to Michael feels like Stan had explicit permission from Michael to borrow it [my hc for that is that Stan has chronic fatigue from Seasonal Affective Disorder]. It seems way too plain for it to just be a prop or for the aesthetic. I think he genuinely needs it.
Yes oh mygaOd!!! We fucking love friends who share mobility devices here
#ouuughhhhh i need to draw the goth kids w disability tools now#shut up tony#ask#trans-dwightschrute#south park#stan marsh#so michael#south park headcanons
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stfu
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Sometimes I wish my brain would just stop overanalyzing everything.
It makes it a pretty dark place to live.
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Clark being annoying in the Marvel universe after getting accidentally transported there: well MY billionaire vigilante would never do this—
#tony: shut up about how upstanding and moral bstman is#Steve: wow this Batman guy sure seems like a good guy#Bruce: wow a Bruce who’s crazier than me nice#Natasha: he’s totally in love with him#Clint: brute?#Thor: I will challenge him to an arm wrestle on our Bruce’s honor#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superbat#clark kent#superman#clearing out OLD drafts#remember when I wrote dc/marvel crossovers?#sadly I do
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tony: it’s dark in here
peter: don’t worry mr. stark i got this
peter: *stomps his feet*
peter: *skechers light up*
#iron dad#spiderman#irondad and spiderson#iron man#tony stark#peter parker#marvel#mcu#marvel mcu#mcu fandom#peter parker has light up sketchers#thats canon#dont fact check me#im right#shut up
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2023 vs 2024
Happy Birthday Roronoa Zoro💚
#roronoa zoro#one piece#birthday boy💚#monkey d luffy#usopp#nami#sanji#also can't we talk about luffy wearing zoro's color? his pants? no? ok#sorry but i see zolu luzo crumbs anywhere i go#also the red and green apples spillimg from luffy's bag?#the booze- okay i'll shut up now#happy birthday to the most loyal first mate#to the future world's greatest swordsman#ilyyyy#not finishing tagging uhh#tony tony chopper#soul king brook
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Tony randomly tugging on Steve's shirt and kissing him on the lips mid-rant as a joke because he's annoyed at Captain Righteous always lecturing him, and he's sure the shock of being kissed by a man/his adversary/out of nowhere will finally shut Steve up.
And it does, for about 5 seconds, and Tony is about to smuggly walk away from those wide-eyed blues when his face is grabbed and smashed into Steve's and oh they're actually kissing now—
And that's how Tony accidentally starts dating Steve Rogers (in his defense how was he supposed to know his feelings for Steve were reciprocated when he didn't even know he had feelings for him in the first place!?)
#stony#stevetony#tony stark#steve rogers#mcu#marvel#marvel mcu#idiots in love#tony: what an annoying idiot. the only way im ever going to shut him up is by freaking him out completely#steve: omg omg omg omg 🥰🥰🥰
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It's weird to think that the reason I'm still going right now is because of fucking bands and members who have no clue -- and never will have a clue of my existence.
#my chemical romance#gerard way#mcr#mikey way#frank iero#ray toro#vic fuentes#pierce the veil#ptv#jaime preciado#tony perry#brendon urie#ryan ross#jon walker#spencer smith#pre split panic! at the disco#so so many more#so many more#saturn does not shut up#saturn rambles#saturnplaza talking about random shit as always
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Spoiler: she indeed enjoyed every second of it
#Not my mind thinking... things#I'm so sure this was one of those times he couldn't stop talking and she considered shutting him up by kissing him#ncis rewatch#8x16 kill screen#tiva#ziva david#tony dinozzo#tony and ziva
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Performing routine maintainence on a hypersensitive android...... hearing their sighs and whimpers as I rearrange wires, dust off their circuitboards, and re-oil their joints.....
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This seemed like such a throwaway point in the chapter but!!! I love these moments of the Strawhats doing their Thing. You have Luffy rushing straight towards the first sign of danger, Sanji scolding Zoro for enabling Luffy, but I just wanted to highlight Chopper translating animal speak, and Nami sneaking around like the thief she is!! and stealing a map!!!
It felt like forever since I saw both of them do that (I was watching earlier episodes and was thinking how useful it was for Chopper to understand animals and that little panel made me happy lol), so seeing all of their dynamic working together again was just so so good 🙏
#this chapter was a treat for strawhat enthusiasts#which is literally all of us im sure#there was also Luffy telling Usopp that he could've handled the cat lion thing which speaks volumes about his faith in Usopp and I just#and the whole moment where Usopp shuts Luffy up and them all whistling as if they got no idea who thrashed all the local gods 😭#literally one braincell shared across all of them i love them sm#strawhat pirates#one piece spoilers#one piece ch 1128#one piece 1128#elbaf spoilers#cat burglar nami#tony tony chopper
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🧹🕷️!
#tony stark#peter parker#dad tony stark#yes hello they both have matching hello kitty outfits#silly doodles#my art#Please don't repost#i won't shut up about it#no more energy drinks for spider boy
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Sugar Daddy! Tony taking his Sugar Baby! Peter on a vacation to Paris for their honeymoon
@starkerfestivals card under the cut
#starker#tony x peter#shut up nika#tony stark x peter parker#nika makes#tony stark#peter parker#starker moodboard#starkersummerbingo 2024
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Peter: Yknow that theory that no two people see colour exactly the same?
Tony: Oh god, not again
Peter: What if that means everyones fabourite colour is the same?
Tony: What? Why?
Peter: because your yellow could be my red, so both of our favourite coloures are my red. And Harleys green could be my red too-
Steve: -Peter, I appreciate your enthusiasm-
Clint: I don't
Steve: but now is not the time for it.
Peter: ...why not?
Tony: because we are in a quinjet above a Nazi base
Peter: oh, right, that. Sorry
#queue a massive debate about this instead of a mission report#what about colourblind people? That means colourblind isn't a thing? we are just aware they see colour differently to us#or are colourblind people still real?#goddammit clint your giving me a headache!#what if colourblind people aren't real! they could be faking it for attention!#shut up harley not you too#steve rogers#marvel#peter parker#tony stark#clint barton#avengers#hawkeye#ironman#spiderman#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker
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