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Hey I just wanted to say that I’m probably gonna lay off of writing smut for a bit, it’s really difficult for me to write. I’m not saying I’ll completely stop but I’m probably gonna focus more on fluff/angst type fics for a while.
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"Frank is the flowers, and Bill is the soil." -Nick Offerman
#is their plan to fucking kill me?#i am beside myself#nick offerman#murray bartlett#bill x frank#the last of us#hbo#cordyceps militaris#shut the fuck up I'm crying#joel miller#pedro pascal#ellie williams#bella ramsey#anna torv#gabriel luna#tess servopoulos#tommy miller#bill#frank#tlou hbo
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HOW OLD R YOU??? /nf
WHAT GRADE DO U TEACH
// Not gonna reveal what grade I teach, but I'm 24. Turning 25 on November 7th! (And I'll be stuck in a class that entire day...)
Can you believe it, guys? Only a few more years until my mid-life crisis!
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There's a comment on youtube which said along the lines, 'puen read tun's diary, he must've known about tun's unrequited love for tess, so by saying puen is gonna live tun's life to the fullest could also mean that he is indirectly fulfilling tun's wishes of been with tess too' how come this never crossed mind! Even though puentalay didn't explicitly state to others in that universe they had feelings for each other, pretty sure their friendgroups understood the signs. So to think when Tun comes back and find out that the people in their bodies had loved each other and were happy he must've felt a sort of happiness. Because even though tesstun's situationship related to the first switch between universes, their comeback had very little to do with each other. They switched back solely because of puentalay and them realising they are each other's portkeys. Thoughts monica?
MY THOUGHTS ARE THAT THIS SHOW NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO GOOD IT HAS LITERALLY RUINED ME FOR ANY OTHER SERIES LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON WHEN NOTHING EVEN COMES CLOSE TO IT AND INSTEAD OF GETTING TIRED OF REWATCHING IT I KEEP FINDING NEW DETAILS THAT MAKE ME GENUINELY FERAL AND IN DESPERATE NEED TO CHAIN MYSELF TO A FENCE LIKE A WEREWOLF DURING A FULL MOON ✋😭
honestly i’ve never thought about puen fulfilling tun’s wish of being with tess specifically (WHICH. SCREAMING BTW), but i did think a lot about puen and talay trying to live tun’s and tess’ life to the fullest and being able to achieve all of their dreams while doing so. it’s hard to say if this was necessary to make them switch back, because im convinced that ultimately that’s due to puen and talay learning the lesson the universe thought they needed, but it’s also not a coincidence that they were given those specific bodies to inhabit, so i feel like they wouldn’t have gotten to that lesson without living those lives to the best of their abilities
idk how to explain this in a quick and coherent way because i have way too many opinions about portkeys and fate and choices and identity, but. like, everyone agrees that talay and tess switching back to their respective universe is all thanks to talay’s efforts (because tess literally did NOTHING), but i’ve seen a lot of people wondering if puen and tun switching back is due to one or the other. to me it’s clearly due to puen, not only because it happens at the culmination of his character’s journey (accepting himself and being finally ready to tell his name to talay), but also because tun, while obviously not ruining puen’s life LIKE SOMEONE ELSE DID WITH TALAY’S [SIDE EYES TESS], did not make it better either. when he comes back, puen is still alone. when he goes back, tun has achieved his dream of becoming a famous screenwriter and is in a relationship with tess. by using a stratagem like the travelling between universe, i think the show actually did a great job in showing the different attitudes someone may have towards life, not just your own, but other people’s too: you can live selfishly (tess), you can just survive (tun), or you can live life as best as you can (puen and talay). this is also why i get very annoyed when people watch vice versa and say stuff like ‘the concept was interesting but why they were making a movie rather than explore the fantasy part’, because THE FANTASY PART IS NOT THE POINT!!!!!!!! THE POINT IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO DO WITH THE LIFE AND THE TIME YOU’RE GIVEN!!!!!!!!! THAT’S THE MESSAGE OF THE SHOW AND THE GENERAL LESSON THEY ALL HAD TO LEARN BUT THAT ONLY PUEN AND TALAY REALLY UNDERSTOOD!!!!!!!!!!
anyway. not sure where i was going with this or if this makes sense but yeah i have way too many thoughts about this and all of them boils down to VICE VERSA SERIES OF ALL TIME PUEN AND TALAY CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME PUENTALAY RELATIONSHIP OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#i could honestly go on and talk about how tess and tun must have had mixed feelings about going back to their lives#because it wasn't really them achieving all that#and also how im convinced that portkeys are made and not destined and that puentalay CHOSE to be each other's portkey#like yes the universe gave them a nudge by putting them together but agan it's what you do with that chance that matters#but honestly what are words and also we would be here for the next week because i cannot shut up about this show so#im just gonna leave it at that#ANYWAY thank you for the message and sorry if it took me so long to reply to it anon!!!!!!#hope you're having a wonderful day!!!!! 💜#vice versa#m: ask
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Does our brains have like some sorta of electricity?
Yea! There are ions of molecules in the brain which are charged particles that create signals on the form of electric currents in the brain which we receive in nerves as signals
Basically there are these things called Voltage-gated channels which specialized proteins embedded in the cell membrane, and they respond to changes in the membrane potential (voltage) by opening or closing, regulating the flow of ions across the membrane. In the context of the brain, it’s sodium (Na+) and potassium (K+) voltage-gated chan
And cells are polarized, so more negative inside than outside. So when a signal is released, and breaks a certain threshold, voltage-gated sodium channels open, allowing sodium ions to rush into the cell. This depolarizes the cell and triggers an action potential.
Then the action poetical travels along this bit in the neuron, the axon, and the signal is sent in an electric signal. Other channel gates open once the signal is done and depolarizes the cell back to normal… and the electric signal carries through the brain til it reaches the point it needs to reach…
So yea, electricity and charges are always happening in the brain :)
#you’ve opened a whole floodgate haha#I’m such a bio/chem nerd#once I start it’s hard to shut up#sorry for the ramble#but we’re also doing something similar in bio run#about sight and eye signals haha#so I’m in a rambling mood#sorryyyyy#science ish tag#sparky's.moots:)#tess ❤︎#sparky’s nonsensical replies#longer post#sci ramblings
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today on: thoughts tess can’t have for themselves because i have issues
the ‘please please please’ trend on tiktok where people show a bunch of problematic youtubers and then show dnp going “i beg u don’t embarrass me mothrfucker”
like……. i cant eloquently explain how that simple meme tell me you know nothing beyond their current era
im so against gatekeeping pls know im not trying to be a grunt, the more the merrier but im offended you’d group ppl like shame dawson w dnp given the history there
#you can’t be a hiatus survivor if you weren’t there for the hiatus idk how that’s not logic#by all means join in on the fun we’re having here but respect the household names pls#okay tess shut up ur being weird#ttwtt
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Sorry if I'm spouting stuff unwanted in your ask box. But I had a deep brain thinky moment and I thought "at least with reader inserts we admit we're inserting ourselves into the story". A lot of "shippers" seem to ship because they've projected onto a certain character, and they themselves want to be with another character (who often gets watered down to a very attractive slab of meat with little to no will and/or personality of their own). So of course, prime example is Jon with his choose your own poison girlboss, but I've seen it in some other areas. Of course there are some genuine attempts at investigating chemistry between characters out there, but it's often the most viciously toxic ships/shipping communities that I notice this sort of self insertion. Of course I could be assuming things and/or judgemental but it's just a theory I built up after years of observing.
No, you are right on the money. (Rest under a read more because gods be good have my opinions on shipping and shippers in fandom gotten me some anon hate before)
It's why certain shippers tend to be very aggressive in their defences, because they have seen so much of themselves in a character they feel like you are judging them for a real relationship they are in. Refusing to see character flaws as a fundemantal aspect of who that person is, beacuse they don't want to relate to someone like that, so they invent a vision of this person that they have to defend beacuse they won't admit they related to a bad person.
It's a slippery slope to project so heavily onto a character in a ship you like. Beacuse you end up refusing to see them as dynamic people who are more complicated then their relationship and that relationship ends updefining them as a character. Example, I ship Brienne and Jaime but I also don't look at either of them as someone I relate to on a personal level. I'm also fascinated with both of their separate stories and greatly and think those separate journeys are what makes their intertwining moments so intriguing. But if I were projecting myself onto Brienne, then I would end up acting as if she was always perfect and her entire story revolves around a starry eyed Jaime who only lives for that relationship now.
Jon has such a bad treatment by his shippers, beacuse so often he winds up being that slab of meat for the other party. I know some people have joked "well about time its a mans turn" but the point is no one should be given the arm candy treatment by fans. Man or woman. Jon is such a footnote in Jonerys dialouge beacuse ultimetly he serves her at her beck and call with little agency. Because Dany is the one they see themselves as and thus molding Jon into their perfect partner means serving the worst aspects of a girlboss character, meaning stripping the complex agency of their romantic male interests. Same with Ygritte, people see her aggresiveness and sass and think oh my god shes me, and totally ignore the actual text on the page/proof on screen that Jon's time with her isn't happy or romantic. But they want to see themeslves in Ygritte's spitfire personality so badly that they refuse to see Jon as anything but a willing puppet for her enjoyment, beacuse they want the advantage of being her and having him.
Honestly most Jon ships have this problem, and it's partially why I don't ship him with anyone, and i actually ship very few characters with anyone. My time in the Pedro fandom I was infamous for disliking popular ships and a lot of it then too was seeing people projecting onto the female to a point where their interpretation of the character was just not what was on screen.
Casually shipping is fine, again I love a good analysis post about Jaime and Brienne, but like you said. At least with reader inserts, I'm telling you it's you. I'm telling you it's me. You know the reader acts that way beacuse it's who they are and it's not forcing them to be something their not just to force that character to be relatable to you in particular.
Jonsa, Jonerys, Jonrya and Jongritte suffer from this problem greatly, and during my time in the pedro fandom Mando and Omera, and Joel and Tess also were major sufferers of this problem. The male becomes meat for the superior female character beacuse you want it to be you and it being you forces you to turn this person into someone they aren't and this it strips the other party of their agency.
The males now only exist to be relatable arm candy, as opposed to reader inserts which do the work to find a way to make the reader fit into the existing world around them organically.
At least I'm being honest. I write Jon Snow x Reader fics cus I want to fuck Jon Snow, I'm not pretending like I just really like Dany and thats why I ship it. No, they're a terrible couple, but at least I'm honest about my self shipping. I don't have to lie about my intentions.
#shipping is fine#but blind defensive shipping for certain characters turns very toxic#i got a lot of hate during tlou airing for critizing tess as a love interest for joel and its was always people who wanted to relate to her#so they got mad at me for critizing the on screen dynamic beacuse it felt now like i was attacking you as a person#your not tess im not critizing you so shut the hell up and let me speak my opinion#jon is just such a slab of meat in every ship of his#i literally think tormund is the only character hes shipped with where he still gets to remain as a unqiue individual#cus no one who wishes they were a bad ass bitch girlboss relates to the wild drunk lumberjack vibes of tormund#game of thrones#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#jon snow#anti daenerys targaryen#anti ygritte#anti jonerys#anti jonsa#anti jonrya#anti jongritte#anti sansa stark#anti targ stans#i love when i have to do 800 anti tags otherwise every jon shippers gonna send me to the gallows
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I’m just so curious to know what the decision making was like behind the way Tess looks in the show. Like you all know I am ever so slightly obsessed with Anna and her portrayal of Tess. But like. I just wish she’d looked slightly more game accurate. And they totally could’ve done that with Anna. Like even just giving her her damn bandana yk 😭
#messrs lil rambles#random thoughts on a Thursday afternoon#you all know by now I am never shutting up about the bandana#that’s why I always write her with it 😭💀#anyways#tess servopoulos#Anna torv#the last of us#tlou hbo#annie wersching
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Bestie youtube keeps recommending those "why pjo series will be bad or don't watch it" videos again 😭😭😭
EATH THEIR BONES
#ive watched a couple and some of them are lowkey just like#dont watch cause walker is blonde and luke is dark haired and clarisse isnt super burly *cough white cough*#and ANNABETH IS BLACK#and im like ugh shut up your racsim is showing :/#mae has mail 💌#tess 🌙
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So I recently found out that kathryn hahn is in Brooklyn Nine Nine as Boyle’s mean ex wife and I have not been able to stop thinking about that all day
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when I talk about loving my hooked nose and men tell me I'm just insecure and my nose isn't that big 🔪🔪🔪
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biting the pillow kicking my feet in the air and and
no thoughts just Tess waving around with that wineglass in her hand how can be someone so pretty
#positively wailing#someone shut me up#please god let it be#tess servopoulos#tess tlou#the last of us#tlou spoilers
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I can’t believe you lot are getting mad because the hbo show confirms Tess and Joel as lovers. “It wasn’t in the game yadda yadda” ???? what do you mean it wasn’t in the game? it wasn’t to YOU because it’s pretty obvious unless you’re literally 5 years old. are you guys really THAT bad at reading subtleties? did you all need them to fuck on screen for you to figure out they were more than friends? come on be serious… and why would it annoy you so much anyways? they’re grown adults, close in age, conventionally attractive, they’ve only had each other for who knows how many years, they live in a world where you’re constantly under stress and there’s probably nothing else to do with your free time… honestly what did you all expect? GOD FORBID they had an ounce of joy in their lives
ANYWAYS ENJOY TESSJOEL CANON TODAY🎉🍾🎊
#aggressive post#but yall are a bunch of virgins i swear#they had sex deal with it#the last of us#tess tlou#joel tlou#tessjoel#what do yall think tess meant when she said there’s enough here that you have to feel some sort of obligation to me#do yall think joel woul leave boston to cross the country just because tess was simply a business partner#neil confirmed it years ago anyways so shut up lol its never been a secret
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fuck man. the TLOU series? thats good tv right there. man,
#taelks#on episode three and some highlights:#ngl i thought frank n bills meetup was awkward as hell#frank was soooo rude fr fr thats his dead mothers piano dude!!! cmon!!!#but man apart from that? their story fcuked me up#joel going “i understand. if my... mine did that-” shut upppp shut updPPPP#them getting married#the fucking strawberry patch FUCK OFF wtff :#;-;#The fucking letter they left#when ellie gets to the tess part#like yesss writers fuck this old man up!! (but actually fuck you as well. because that also fucked me up#joal and ellie being so happy to get baths. and ellie going on her first car#:(((((((/crying happy#tlou
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Well maybe if they stopped KILLING MY BLORBOS!
#Tess once called my type wife guys who die#why is kanan alive? because shut up that's why#same goes for Wash#my Sims 2 neighborhood was literally named Denialand
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JOEL MILLER FIC RECS
⇾ 18+ minors DNI, read at your own risk! ⇽
an appreciation to all my favourite writers out there you deserve all the love <3
Series
— Something To Fight For by @auteurdelabre | After a disastrous blind date you decide to stay away from the miserable Joel Miller forever...
— I Know Who You Are by @punkshort | A fall on patrol causes you to lose your long-term memory, forgetting the identities of your friends and loved ones. You have to learn all over again how to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, and you learn things about yourself along the way.
— The One You Need by @loliwrites | When you move into town hellbent on keeping everyone at arm’s length, your neighbour Joel finds his way into your life.
— By The Grit Of Sandpaper by @penvisions | An offhand comment from you inspires Joel to branch out and create helpful kitchen wares. And it seems everyone has been gifted one from him, except for you. It makes you rethink the casual friendship you had developed...
— I Wanna Be Your Lover by @shellshocklove | Miserable after losing your job, your friend drags you out to a club to dance away your sadness. on the dancefloor, you meet a handsome stranger, who then whisks you away into his fantasy world as his assistant for his porn career. what happens when the lines get blurred?
— If The Door Wasn't Shut by @heartpascal | months of travelling with Joel and Ellie come crashing down on you, the fear is suffocating.
— Stay In Bed by @psychedelic-ink | After your grandfather’s passing, you find yourself moving into his home in Texas. You meet the Millers; Tommy, his older brother Joel and his daughter Sarah. With time, you and Tommy become close friends and Sarah visits you often. But Joel…Joel keeps his distance.
— That's A Real Fucking Legacy by @wyn-n-tonic | When Tommy disappears in search of a better life with a promise to come back for you, his years of absence and the grief it leaves behind drives you and his brother closer together until the man you're sharing a bed and starting a family with is Joel Miller and not the one you always thought it would be.
One-Shots
— No Time To Die by @davosmymaster | The main difficulty of being Joel’s closest friend is not falling in love with him, but you still do. Those feelings are buried until you join him on a mission to trade supplies with Bill and Frank. With your life now hanging by a thread, Joel is determined to get you to safety, but the clock is ticking faster than he can run.
— White Lies by @poeticpascal | Joel would do anything for you. He does anything for you. And he makes sure you don't know a thing.
— Saying Thanks by @vivwritescrappythings | Joel is your grumpy patrol partner who doesn’t even talk to you in the streets of Jackson. But one night a man grabs your arm at the Tipsy Bison, and Joel’s decided he doesn’t like it.
— Soft & Sweet by @cavillscurls | You share your first kiss with the last man you ever expected: your older, grouchy, overly protective patrol partner, Joel Miller.
— Who We Are by @gracieheartspedro | Being stuck on the road with an older guy you've been crushing on for ages won't be so bad, right? wrong. because he's been pining after you, too. and one of you will have to give in eventually.
— Warm Me Up by @tightjeansjavi | While on patrol, you and Joel find yourselves caught in a treacherous snowstorm.
— Love In the Time Of Cordyceps by @sameheart-sameblood | When the world ends, you promise you'll never love again. Joel Miller makes that rule hard to stick to.
— Puppy Love by @absurdthirst | You always follow Joel Miller around, you've got his back. You're in love with him. Putting up with Tess's nickname of puppy dog, you don't realize that Joel feels for you until the end.
— Light The Flame by @yeollie-plz | Your mom moves the two of you back to Texas and attempts to reignite an old flame. What will happen when she learns his candle now burns for you?
— Best I Ever Had by @endlessthxxghts | Someone tries to hit on you on your night out with Joel, insulting your man in the process, and oh you don't like that. You blow off some steam in more ways than one.
— Make A Move On Me by @freelancearsonist | You've been teasing Joel every day since he started remodelling construction on your house. He finally works up the courage to do something about it - but not in the way you expect him to.
— Fire Walk by @motherofagony | A chance encounter at a motel has you crossing paths with a stranger in a blue t-shirt.
— Cry Baby by @psychedelic-ink | bodies have been dropping left and right in the most brutal ways in Jackson. As the relentless wave of deaths continues, your mind becomes increasingly restless. however, you find a sense of comfort and solace in the presence of Joel. who might be hiding secrets of his own.
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