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Just reread the urge and dan a freak lowkey, he was imagining phil becoming a vampire and immediately telling him "you can choose between dying or staying with me forever" I know what you are

the urge will never stop being absolutely batshit insane. what a maddeningly vulnerable piece of literature and it's a tongue in cheek vampire fanfic about himself

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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ⓘ This user it's still mentally in 2016

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unhinged short phanimation 😇✝️

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Basically I’m Gay (2019) // The Urge (2015)

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this isn't an indirect to anybody and i don't want to start any fights BUT

if you genuinely think dan is being out of touch/hypocritical/whatever for being politically left wing and also having money/privilege, please read this

this is exactly the same as saying that men can't be feminists, white ppl can't be antiracist etc. just bc you're privileged by a system it doesn't mean you can't criticize it. in fact, you should criticize it, bc 1- ppl in power are more likely to listen to you and actually change something and 2- the more you educate ppl about the problems, the more ppl join the cause

also, when we think about who really benefits from capitalism, it's not ppl like dan and phil. if they stopped working tomorrow, they wouldn't have infinite money that they don't ever have to think about for the rest of their lives. they don't have an amount of money that could solve world hunger, climate change, poverty and every other fucking problem

you know who does? billionaires.

of course having money, even if it's not billions, makes you comfortable under capitalism. but if you have that, you see that other ppl don't, and you wish that everyone had access to what you have, you're gonna criticize capitalism. you're gonna hate billionaires that hoard wealth. you're gonna talk about your left wing politics

the real horror is ppl who don't want to lift a finger to the status quo

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vintage dan moment that makes me lose my shit laughing

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who cares abt favorite songs i wanna know what song you hate more than anything. like it makes you violent bc it sucks so bad. mine is shiny happy people by REM it sounds like shit

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being a phannie in 2024

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is anyone else starting to feel like the faggot america

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Ok paid user

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chat don't kill urself u have to outlive the trumpet I believe in u

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maybe we were made for each other

Relationship: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Rating: G

Word count: 2.4k

One more station until he's there, and Dan is sweaty and nervous with how much he wants to see Phil again, with how much he’s missed him, with how scared he is of the feelings being one-sided, despite everything Phil has said over Skype.

Or: the third time they meet.

a 2009 phanfic written for @splingefix for the DnP Flash Exchange!

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dan hard launch video: 57 minute video essay on the struggles of individuality within a relationship in the public eye and the impacts of his depression on his relationship. the lights start blue and turn more and more red the more he mentions phil.

phil hard launch video: yeah you were right. anyways, thanks to nordVPN for sponsoring this video.

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this is actually hysterical why are they an old married couple still bickering about the same thing a decade later

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when was this phan post made? poll 3

it's that time again! all polls can be found here and all answers can be found here. good luck! :)

lmk in the tags or replies if you want to be tagged in the reveal! also pls reblog if you are so inclined so that more people can play! <3