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yeah its whatever, idgaf

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Get yourself a fave who can do both

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i need to put him in some kind of container. like a lovely little terrarium with only the freshest of leaves and twigs for enrichment and perhaps even two or three perfectly smooth pebbles

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marriage hill and dog hill are actually the ramps forming the double owl slide on the howlters roof and oh buddy are we living in that windowless house right now

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THE TRADITION CONTINUES

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waugh they were 18 and 22 and now they're 33 and 37 :(

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I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #phanfiction. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

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I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @dnpredacted is a good person and deserves many good things.

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The day I started posting about #phanplacentaa was the best day of my life.

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they actually reacted to amazingdan im spiraling

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I'm just imagining 18yr old Dan pointing at a plushie he thinks is cute and Phil locking the fuck in, using all his nerdy twink charm to get it for him, and then giving it to Dan like a fucking dog presenting a toy just to see him smile that shy lil blushy smile I'm gonna be SICK

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RELEASE THE PENIS ON DANISNOTONFIRE

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"not banana cause I'm straight"

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It’s so cute how excited Phil was about recognising younger Dan in current Dan :((

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wow i can't believe he said this.... cancelled

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has anyone done this yet?

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dan's reaction to the luigi mention is killing me