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oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

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they can’t just casually throw in fresh japhan 2.0 footage in a tiktok react video… im fragile

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for phil’s next birthday dan is just going to rent out a stadium and invite us all to cheer from the stands for 2 hours while phil does a little dance

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I seen someone else post about a mystery bracelet so I thought I'd post mine any ideas?? Was given at the tit Auckland show because I've been stumped for over a month now

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25 hours a day, 8 days a week, #gpoy.

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the Bible says to love your neighbour, doesnt it?

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'do you remember the time' question in the preshow and not enough people here gasped

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do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties

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squish

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part of dan's speech from the end of the most recent tiktok likes video!!

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this is what dan and phil look like when they share a joint instagram post

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thinking about how on the podcast dan and phil were like “we need a butch lesbian to manage us so that we get treated better professionally” and jack and tom were like “yeah or a man” and they were like “no. it has to be a butch lesbian”

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babuse (8/?) ↪ The first game Dan and Phil ever played together! (Jan. 29, 2025)

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hbd @amazingphil

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where they belong: horny jail