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phil dont you ever stop the northern anecdotes

also superseizer i love you for this

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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

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phil would absolutely say some shit like ‘bogos binted?’ as dan is about to kiss him and you can’t convince me otherwise

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

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he was so excited to find him again 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔💔💔😭😭😭

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i'm always saying this

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Firm but fair dad and softie who lets them have what they want but when he gets cross they know they're in trouble dad.

You know who is who.

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testosterone yuri & estrogen yaoi

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split fiction

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Link

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dan saying "who can pop their pussy to a name like phil" while making eye contact with phil is so funny like bitch you made the tutorial

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hey buddy, phannies are walking into tommyinnit’s show like “that’s not my circus, but I did just see my monkey go in there, so I guess I should check it out”

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This is my headcanon on what happened if Dan visited Tommy and cowrote the script for his part of the show

Dan: wouldn’t it be funny if I said I hate Phil

Tommy: sure mate whatever you want

Dan: it’s totally true tho

Tommy: ok ..

Dan: actually let me call him

5 hours later

Phil: don’t you think you should get back to Tommy and finish writing your script? Go ahead hang up

Dan: no you hang up *giggle*

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giggly lester

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starting a rumor that dnp have a shared ao3 profile

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everyone wish her a happy 9-year anniversary ♥️