#shut up im normal about this show

[aceyanaheim]

Obssessed with how many of the Gallaguers fights and dysfunction comes from just how little they know of each other WHILE being the main people in each other’s lives/the people who know each other the best.

[andorerso]

it sure is fucking WILD to say that fics that were written before a prequel even came out no longer feel right or valid or whatever... just because it doesn't adhere to a canon that wasn't even canon yet. a canon that, by the way, many people don't even really like or feel that it did his character justice.

[nandermoenthusiast]

Re: the latest helluva boss short, i REFUSE to believe that blitzø is bad in the sack. i just refuse that notion all together. i do believe he has zero technique whatsoever though, because he relies heavily on confidence and on his excellent capability of reading people.

See, thats all you need to be a sex god imo. If youre skilled enough at reading peoples reactions properly, you dont need technique because you dont need generalisation, you figure out what that SPECIFIC person likes. and that makes you invaluable to their eyes. i do believe two things, one is that blitzø enjoys cracking open that mistery and exploring what makes someone tick, two is that he is extremely observant and good at reading people/situations (exes and oohs is a great example of this, both in how he clocked the drugged drink right away and how he slept with chaz to get info), aside from also being quite versatile, handy and extremely adaptable.

Third thing i believe is that blitz is also DEFINITELY all over the place, so sometimes he may also be bad at sex because he can also be selfish and self centered, so he may not care enough to pay attention to the other person at times. But he has the capability to be great in bed is all im saying.

So what i believe happens in the short is, first of all as other people have said he has some complicated feelings about this crystal. Because of course. So maybe he doesnt even feel like pleasuring a stupid crystal when he should be pleasuring stolas, thank you very much!! And also the crystal is an inanimate thing, he cant really gauge a reaction from it so he would have to rely solely on technique, which he lacks 😋

[bedforddanes75]

calling yourself a fanpage when all you do is hate is so funny i really cant lie

[p4nishers]

ok but the fact that "aziraphale is softening. they haven't spoken in a hundred years: he's realizing they're still friends" and "there's no need to thank me that's what...friends...are for" was in the same night is making me go INSANE

[the-kipsabian]

whoever said that the nick/kip match on friday needs to be quick (in their credit at least they wanted kip to win) excuse you i deserve at least 10 to 15 minutes of one of the greatest matchups of all time thank you very much

[untimelyambition]

i am begging on my hands and knees for jon matteson and bryce charles to sing a song together. since i first watched npmd, every single day without fail i have thought about their harmonies together in hatchet town (“if he gets me next i could be three” and “fits the bill, he fits the bill”) literally the sickest harmonies in the entire show, i turn into a little gremlin every time i hear them. their voices sound SO good together it actually makes me a little ill. my favourite song my favourite line my favourite harmonies, their voices blend perfectly and i am so desperate to hear them sing a duet to hear them singing together again pls pls please pls pls pls. pls.

[twosidedcherrytrees]

The funniest combination of characters for the "I think we gotta kill this guy, Steven" twitter art challenge I could make

[milky-rose]

precure Reddit mod go outside challenge (impossible)

[ohplasticheart]

just finished watching sonic prime and uuuummmhhhh is that it? that ending was so underwhelming somehow and the battle a little too long

[dennisboobs]

im gonna let you guys in on a little secret.

the more macden shippers shit on other pairings, the more multishippers like me will move towards their secondary and/or tertiary pairings. if i can't go into the charden tag without seeing a post intentionally tagged with multiple ships and trying to spark discourse between them by saying people who ship "rarepairs" are stupid and delusional, first of all, that's an instant fucking block, but like. I'm not going to feel like talking about macdennis when it feels like there's such an obnoxious pressure on you to fall into line and accept the widely preached and accepted fanon canon.

I love macden too. and I would post about and enjoy it a lot more if y'all didn't make it feel like we had to pick a side. just because you prefer the big popular ship, that doesn't make you smarter, or more correct than anyone who ships charden or charmac, it just means you have different preferences. i think macden has the biggest chance of being an actual couple on the show, and obviously mac and dennis are both gay and queer respectively, but if i want to ship charden, why can't i do that too? fandom is supposed to be fun, and it's supposed to be enjoyable, i don't want to have to fight to prove that this ship that i personally see working and enjoy the dynamics of is a "valid ship" when i am fully aware that they're not going to be canon that's kind of the point, and why i prefer it. and for the love of god... if you hc a pairing as platonic, that is perfectly fine. that's how i see charmac myself, but that is your view and your problem, not the shippers'. just block the tag so you don't have to see it if it bothers you that much.

and i don't like several of the other common rarepairs, but have any of you ever seen me talking shit on charmac or chardee shippers? no. stay in your lane and let people live. i'm sick of seeing people acting superior over a fucking it's always sunny in philadelphia ship.

[stormyoceans]

monica!!!

okay, like, i know we haven't gotten confirmation of anything yet

but i can't get the thought out of my head

what if xiao hai tops?

but like!!! babygirl neil. xiao hai being so gentle and careful and attentive. making neil a mess, watching him fall apart. giving him everything he needs, getting off on neil's pleasure, making him come so many times.......

anyway love you have an excellent day 🤍

MY ENTIRE WEEK GOT SO MUCH BETTER AFTER RECEIVING THIS SO THANK YOU

AND LIKE OKAY ALRIGHT LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS because see, one of the many reasons i love neil and xiao hai so much even if im usually not much into age gaps is that they don't adhere to the stereotypical trope of aggressive and experienced older top vs shy and naive younger bottom, but they also don't quite fully subvert it like in other shows such as kiseki: dear to me and minato shouji coin laundry. i just ADORE neil and xiao hai's dynamic because despite everything, despite the age difference and xiao hai being neil's fan, they feel so EQUAL. like yes, xiao hai is younger and less experienced, but he is also the more levelheaded and mature of the two, and while neil is the one actively pursuing him, whether that happens or not is all in xiao hai's hands

all this rambling to say that THEY ARE JUST SO VERS TO ME AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. like neil whining for xiao hai's attention and being absolutely thrilled when xiao hai gently pushes him down into the bed and takes his time kissing and exploring every inch of neil's body, slowly learning what makes neil moan and arch his back and cry out in pleasure and not stopping until he is satisfied? OH YOU KNOW THAT HAPPENS ON A DAILY BASIS. but also we've seen xiao hai's dreams, no one can tell me that a part of this boy doesn't want neil to bend him over and just take him. AND THE AMAZING THING IS THAT BOTH WORK SO WELL!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE ULTIMATELY WHAT THEY BOTH WANT THE MOST IS TO BELONG TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!! AND NEITHER OF THEM IS NORMAL ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why im SO EXCITED to see what the show is gonna go with, because due to the nature of neil and xiao hai's dynamic we can't tell for sure which scenario is gonna happen!!!!!!! i wouldn't even be surprised if they actually go with both!!!!!!!

I SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN THESE TWO ARE GONNA HAVE THE FREAKIEST VERSIEST MOST SATISFYING SEX EVER

[cat-with-a-keyboard]

im not going to lie i lowkey almost thought that the Jon Doppelganger who drops by my gas station was a hallucination or something but he gave me a high five today and im reeling slightly from proof that hes actually solid and real

[lazaruspiss]

yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)

hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that

[pepprs]

feeling despair i don’t know how to put into words. im trying to figure out why im like this and how i got to be this way but i can’t even do it bc of the way i am and what im like. if that makes sense. like the problem prevents me from fixing the problem bc i can’t get to the root of it. despair despair despair

[cimicherrychanga]

btw u guys have to promise to not be mad at me for becoming ur turtle mutual. please