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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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[watching a cat snuggle up in a cat tree]
buck: they need to invent a human tree
eddie: actual trees literally exist—
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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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if i had a nickel, but it’s me + shipping short angry goth and tall sweetheart werewolf
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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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i just think the world would be so much better off if “eyewitness” (2016) were on a diddly damn streamer
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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grab a tasty snack, a yummy beverage, put on your comfiest jammies, and play your silliest tunes because….
it’s time for a sleepover!! <3
tell me…….
something that makes you nostalgic 📼🌈📓
a good thing about your day! 🎢🍀🏆
how you met your best friend/partner 🫂💞
something you’re looking forward to!! 👀🕺💃
about what you’re reading/watching 📖📺
share a picture you took of…….
your pet(s) <3 🐶🐱🐰🐹🪨
a flower/plant/tree 🌹🌿🌳
the sky 🌅🌌🌄
your go to shoes/jacket/accessories 👟🧥🎒
ANYTHING!! 🕸🌪🎭🛸🪁
what’s your favorite……..
songs (rn or all time) 🎵
comfort film, show, or read (+ favorite scene) 🧸
animal (+ when’s the last time you saw one) 🐢
bad joke or reference (+ if you say it often) 🙊
sweet or salty treat (+ if you have it rn) 🍿
play a classic sleepover game……..
FMK! 🍑💍🔪
would you rather?
never have i ever… 🖐4️⃣🤟✌️☝️
MASH 🏡💏💸
confessions: 💭💬🗯
…….or just drop in to say hi!! 👋💗✨
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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okay but i’d fucking love to do like, a watch party of this would anyone be down????
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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everybody get the fuck off tumblr and watch nimona right fucking now i am so serious
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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hello????? everything about this is perfect???? i am so??????? FUCKING EXCITED??????????? i want to scream and cry and spin around in circles until i fall over i can’t wait to see this movie and it comes out in 36 DAYS????!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK FORGOT TO TELL ME????????????
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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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no one:
ian:
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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i wasn’t tagged to do this but i saw @djdangerlove​ do this a while ago and her post has been sitting in my drafts since aslfkaf
make a color palette of your sun/moon/rising/venus signs with the colors in this thread 
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i think i shall properly tag some loves but no pressure of course aldhsk @enbyeddiediaz @evcndiaz @wh0re-behavi0r @firemedicdiaz @translasso @amourbleue @barbiediaz @knightlywonders
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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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supernatural be like,
pilot: sam is just a normal boy living a normal life! uh-oh! bIG bROTHER dEAN shows up, skiddlliebibibdlienbooboopping 6 years of of silenntt. communicatiooonnn. under a fuzzy pink rug of manly flaire and flirtiness(straigh-t!)! hey man!(6 months old)!! dad’s still my hero and i have issues!! want to go HUNTIN LIKE A MOOSE MAAN? guns! impala! fighting! and sam is like mmmp? No Way—José—!! but dean gets his way when sam changes his mind because this time, it’s personal.!
wendigo (green): TOMMY! BRAD?! GARY!? TROY.h.mp3 ROCKY!! puka shell necklace. the man-kid from glee. backdoors. men man MANLINESS! i’m just cruisin’ on my bike, summertime my tee shirt tight–he say i’m the type he like, like i’m a biscuit he could bite–. bear traps. GRAINNNNNNNNN!!!!!ggggrr HAILEY! DEAN?! ROCKY!! gender is a construct. gETTING oFF iN a cAVE and Coming Out (failed), and other hyper-masculine//faggatrous activities to do with your brother
dead in the water: jensen ackles and some old man and a wee child make you fucking sob about brothers and fathers and sons and daddy issues while “second chance” by shinedown plays softly in the background ., and there’s d R O W N I N G
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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i didn’t know dr seuss wrote smut
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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rewatching spn and gilmore girls at the same time has me coming to the conclusion that jared padalecki is not a great actor because he has exactly one face and it’s dollar store trouty mouth
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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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is it 5 yet 👁👄👁 is it 5 yet 👁👄👁 is it 5 yet 👁👄👁
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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watching blues clues and it is genuinely healing because it is reminding me how to take care of myself
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trashbaget · 2 years ago
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i don’t think i’m ever gonna get over how perfect the heartstopper casting is
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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who invented hiccups? i just want to talk 🥰🔪
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