#shut up IM holding the trashtalking breadstick
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[watching a cat snuggle up in a cat tree]
buck: they need to invent a human tree
eddie: actual trees literally exist—
#incorrect quotes#incorrect buddie quotes#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911#looking at old screenshots of me & my Friend and this one always makes me giggle#and i thought of our boys and aldjakdm#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick
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if i had a nickel, but it’s me + shipping short angry goth and tall sweetheart werewolf
#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#please laugh i’m funny#wolfstar#wenclair#marauders#wednesday#sirius black#remus lupin#wednesday addams#enid sinclair
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i just think the world would be so much better off if “eyewitness” (2016) were on a diddly damn streamer
#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#this is literally one of my all time favorite shows and i can only watch it bootlegged on sketchy pirate sites#i just want to be able to toss it on my tv and loop in the background while i exist#this show is literally just be gay do crime and it’s emotional as fuck#i want everyone i know and love to watch it but also#i don’t want people to put their grubby little paws all over phillip and lukas#the way my phone auto suggested philkas alfhsks#philkas#eyewitness#phillip shea#lukas waldenbeck
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grab a tasty snack, a yummy beverage, put on your comfiest jammies, and play your silliest tunes because….
it’s time for a sleepover!! <3
tell me…….
something that makes you nostalgic 📼🌈📓
a good thing about your day! 🎢🍀🏆
how you met your best friend/partner 🫂💞
something you’re looking forward to!! 👀🕺💃
about what you’re reading/watching 📖📺
share a picture you took of…….
your pet(s) <3 🐶🐱🐰🐹🪨
a flower/plant/tree 🌹🌿🌳
the sky 🌅🌌🌄
your go to shoes/jacket/accessories 👟🧥🎒
ANYTHING!! 🕸🌪🎭🛸🪁
what’s your favorite……..
songs (rn or all time) 🎵
comfort film, show, or read (+ favorite scene) 🧸
animal (+ when’s the last time you saw one) 🐢
bad joke or reference (+ if you say it often) 🙊
sweet or salty treat (+ if you have it rn) 🍿
play a classic sleepover game……..
FMK! 🍑💍🔪
would you rather?
never have i ever… 🖐4️⃣🤟✌️☝️
MASH 🏡💏💸
confessions: 💭💬🗯
…….or just drop in to say hi!! 👋💗✨
#rae’s having a sleepover!!#i love this so much aldhsl#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#tumblr sleepover#sleepover#ask games#sleepover asks
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okay but i’d fucking love to do like, a watch party of this would anyone be down????
#red white and royal blue#probably not day of release but this woukd be so fucking fun!!!!#like seriously just let me know because i am so excited and would love to whip out teleparty for that#y’all aren’t ready for my live movie humor#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick
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everybody get the fuck off tumblr and watch nimona right fucking now i am so serious
#nobody fucking look at me#nobody fucking touch me#nobody fucking talk to me#i am gonna need six billion hours to recover#at this current moment i am too whelmed to articulate how much it means to me but i will do that at some point#why are you still reading these tags#go fucking watch it#nimona#nimona (2023)#i am fucking whole#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#happy scrapbook#i swear to fuck—
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hello????? everything about this is perfect???? i am so??????? FUCKING EXCITED??????????? i want to scream and cry and spin around in circles until i fall over i can’t wait to see this movie and it comes out in 36 DAYS????!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK FORGOT TO TELL ME????????????
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no one:
ian:
#i saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of that scene#you know the one#shameless#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#gallavich#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick
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i wasn’t tagged to do this but i saw @djdangerlove do this a while ago and her post has been sitting in my drafts since aslfkaf
make a color palette of your sun/moon/rising/venus signs with the colors in this thread
i think i shall properly tag some loves but no pressure of course aldhsk @enbyeddiediaz @evcndiaz @wh0re-behavi0r @firemedicdiaz @translasso @amourbleue @barbiediaz @knightlywonders
#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#tag games!#no one asked rae#but i did#i asked rse#rae#are yall enjoying the draft clean out#i forgot to say: if you’re feeling particularly wtf is going on like i am#the colors are organized by sign in the thread and you can save them to make your palette#i literally googled because i was so frustrated and lost and really wanted a pretty set of colors lol
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supernatural be like,
pilot: sam is just a normal boy living a normal life! uh-oh! bIG bROTHER dEAN shows up, skiddlliebibibdlienbooboopping 6 years of of silenntt. communicatiooonnn. under a fuzzy pink rug of manly flaire and flirtiness(straigh-t!)! hey man!(6 months old)!! dad’s still my hero and i have issues!! want to go HUNTIN LIKE A MOOSE MAAN? guns! impala! fighting! and sam is like mmmp? No Way—José—!! but dean gets his way when sam changes his mind because this time, it’s personal.!
wendigo (green): TOMMY! BRAD?! GARY!? TROY.h.mp3 ROCKY!! puka shell necklace. the man-kid from glee. backdoors. men man MANLINESS! i’m just cruisin’ on my bike, summertime my tee shirt tight–he say i’m the type he like, like i’m a biscuit he could bite–. bear traps. GRAINNNNNNNNN!!!!!ggggrr HAILEY! DEAN?! ROCKY!! gender is a construct. gETTING oFF iN a cAVE and Coming Out (failed), and other hyper-masculine//faggatrous activities to do with your brother
dead in the water: jensen ackles and some old man and a wee child make you fucking sob about brothers and fathers and sons and daddy issues while “second chance” by shinedown plays softly in the background ., and there’s d R O W N I N G
#what the fuck do i even tag this with???#poking the dead horse bear with a stick?#cracking jokes about a crack show because ????#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#don’t speak rae#supernatural#pilot#wendigo#dead in the water#dean winchester#sam winchester#jensen ackles#sorry please excuse me#i’m just solar powered and watching spn over#and i’m taking forever to type so it’s already another episode and then i staart having gigglies about that episode so now i have to add tha#t one on phew😪#damn. phew’s a good word. we don’t use it enought.#anyway#for example:#phantom traveler: plane falls apart in the sky. jensen ackles’s ass. morning sunshine. jensen ackles’s ass.
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i didn’t know dr seuss wrote smut
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rewatching spn and gilmore girls at the same time has me coming to the conclusion that jared padalecki is not a great actor because he has exactly one face and it’s dollar store trouty mouth
#this a is a mess of a comparison but fuck me if i’m wrong#or if i’m right#as long as it’s not jared padalecki though#i would not survive looking at that saggy elbow of a face for 2 minutes#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#supernatural#gilmore girls#glee#i fuckin guess
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is it 5 yet 👁👄👁 is it 5 yet 👁👄👁 is it 5 yet 👁👄👁
#it is 11:21am un for tune ate ly#and after i’m going grocery shopping UGH#adulting SUCKS#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick#no really is it 5 yet 👁👁
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watching blues clues and it is genuinely healing because it is reminding me how to take care of myself
#like. i am so serious if you are in survival mode as bad as i am……..watch blues clues???#like make yourself a snack#make your day an adventure#take baby steps to figure out what you need#take breaks from self work to make art#be spontaneous#put your groceries away by shapes#sing a silly little song#everywhere a chick chick#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick
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i don’t think i’m ever gonna get over how perfect the heartstopper casting is
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who invented hiccups? i just want to talk 🥰🔪
#i fucking hate it here#i get really bad hiccuping fits#i litchrally have chronic hiccups#this sucks and sucks and sucks#i’ve tried holding my breath#i’ve tried drinking cold water#i’ve tried pulling my knees up two inches in lieu of up to my chest and leaning forward#the rest of the options on this google list i do not own items for#re: paper bag spoonful of sugar lemon or vinegar#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick
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