#shrimp care

[postalesbian]

I JUST got home from the petstore, and what do I find?

JESUS STANDING OVER YAHWEH’S DEAD BODY.

But then I take a moment to look and

Yahweh *molted*!!! His first molt in my aquarium!! I must be doing something right if theyre happy and healthy enough to molt (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

[noxious-muck]

no balls?

[thatmooncake]

Sun trying to prop Moon up so he stands up looking like anything but a shrimp but instead he just collapses on the floor like a big puddle

[elizakai]

HORRORDUST BABIES LMAO

Their names are Shrimp, Scamp, and Songpyeon, in that order, i’ll take my leave

(god please don’t take this to seriously)

[willosword]

love when a conflict is so good that you can acknowledge a character being a total douchebag while also being like 'yeah i totally understand how they'd come to this conclusion when looking at it through their perspective'

[kikker-oma]

[mochinomnoms]

From @Jk6o4k on twitter, someone who isn't Shrimpy is talking to him and he doesn't like it.

I love he just pics them up and smooches them like a cat.

Floyd's a cutie patootie, idc what anyone says!!! When he loves a partner, he loves them so so much!!! Smooch them, squeeze them, turn them into a merperson so he can live out the domestic dream of curling around his personal cleaner shrimp at night!!!!

[coochiekrab]

Friend called and asked me for help in finding a pet that’s right for her and i tried soooooo hard in convincing her to keep fish and Join Me but she declined💔

[melodyartist-blog]

how many shrimps do I have to pay to sleep(💤) with crocposeidon

Probably 7 or 10 buckets, he is pricey but he will become too full and then be knocked out cold (he is fine, just gets sleepy after a meal) and then you have it😪

[madbard]

I have so many thoughts about post-canon human Loop, many of which revolve around their acting skills and adjusting to having a face again.

They got so used to fake-smiling during their loops but at this point it’s been… however many months where not only did they not have a mouth, they also weren’t talking to anyone but another version of themself. Not too hard to be mysterious and unreadable in that situation.

But for them to be human again and have access to the full range of expressions that come with that is such a funny idea for me because no way they are being mysterious now.

Imagine they’re traveling with the party and stumble across something triggering. The party asks them if they’re ok and they respond with the classic “I’M FINE (in severe distress)” Siffrin smile and everyone’s faces just drop.

Siffrin: “… does it really look like that?”

Odile: “Essentially, though this is somehow worse.”

Loop, hiding their face in their hands: “WHAT?!”

[emry-stars-art]

Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise

I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go

(Audio from this YouTube video)

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

[cquackity]

dsmp is literally about love idc. everything happened because a dude cared about his little brother. even in other arcs love is such a big player. I love you

no you're absolutely right. it's all about love every bit of it

[deputiized]

pressure AU version of one of my ocs........ the brainrot is strong and i love an excuse to research biology for one aspect or another

condensed tl;dr for anyone who's curious, she's an urban explorer (part of her original non-au backstory,) but she ends up getting caught up in a structural collapse that kills everyone inside (oopsies!) and she promptly gets arrested for it LMAO... one thing turns into another, urbanshade takes her in, and they turn her into a shrimp so she can adequately boss around their expeditions. normal tuesday

[shrimp-heaven-when]

Always a pleasure to see the tank when it catches some natural light.

[taz-metamals]

Finished listening to the naming episode earlier today, and felt inspired to draw this McElroy Care Bear. Baja Blast colored, purple hair, glasses. Plus a shrimp heaven belly badge.

[ind1c0lite]

you dare to dream impossibly