#shrill speaks

[shrillestceiling]

It's a testament to how beaten down I've felt (both from life and WOTC's release schedule) that Thunder Junction, aka old west Glupp Shitto the set, managed to include a card design that usually makes me go on a tirade about what Magic's five colors are supposed to do without me noticing. Namely, this bullshit:

If there's one thing that should never happen, it's monogreen cards making treasures. Since Adventures in the Forgotten Realms, I have been seeing regular monogreen treasure makers. Every other color in mtg has a justification to make treasure tokens flavor-wise, and monogreen making clue and food tokens similarly makes sense. The "nature" part of the color pie churning out money gives me cognitive dissonance every time someone plays an Old Gnawbone. I love running my Vazi deck and crushing people under the sheer girth of my wallet, but Bootleggers' Stash should've never been monogreen, green's fine on mana. Furthermore, blocks should return.

[shrillestceiling]

People really trying to make this thing work a nine to five.

this is who you’re asking to work 40 hours a week btw

[st4rstudent]

stubborn

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[keeps-ache]

wink blink look !!

[finniestoncrane]

OR IT RINGING FOR LIKE. DUMB THINGS LIKE. LIKE YOU PETTING HIS HAIR.

Oh my god. Finnie. Please.

Have you seen those things with how you can use your belt to open a beer bottle. What if Boomerang doesn’t know about that and you show him using his belt and you unbuckle it and get on your knees and stare up at him as you use the belt buckle to open the beer bottle and it spills over him and you and and and and

"aw, you're a good boy dig"

((🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔))

that's getting added the fuck into the draft my GOD i'm about to make a sound so unholy it might genuinely get me fired and i'm at peace with that u-u

i've never considered before how erotic he'd find beer. and i like the texture of glass so my autistic ass is always sucking on the neck of the bottle. at this rate it'd be like having tinnitus cos that ringing is CONSTANT

[shrillestceiling]

Y'all can have some Shrill tummy, as a treat.

[dracolizardlars]

idk what the tawny owls are up to out there but they are YELLING

[incohorace]

very important addition to the poll: this is what my voice actually sounds like

hi :3

oh and this is the poll where we are voting on whether or not my accent is sexy <3

@lalallorona tis done

[marsipain]

Normalize projecting tiny everyday habits/traits on ur blorbos

Like yes, my blorbo absolutely has a very specific and intense love for strawberry flavoured sour candy

And that blorbo gets the flu every two months

And that one loves sitting alone by the sea shore at 2am pretending to speak to the swans

[sorrowfulwill]

damn my sensory issues are so terrible I hate listening to myself and other people speak now ok

[shrillestceiling]

I think my play group enjoys my Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls deck.

Image courtesy of @the-great-lizard-wizard

[shrillestceiling]

Mmmmmmh, tasty.

MAGIC FLAMES!!!

[pavelkaramazov]

I am suddenly noticing that my voice is deeper and raspier since I started smoking cigs and carts like it’s suddenly affecting my voice. Like HOW am I supposed to ever quit now I have never sounded hotter

[morrisseyhateclub]

accursed "content creators" will make a video about a piece of media's ""iceberg"" when every single piece of information in it can be learned by being a fan of said media for a singular day

[kitkatcadillac]

i wrote about protecting the postal service goddamn it ill write again. dont fucking test me, im insane, ill do it

[strawberrysamara]

Calling my doctor's office and they've put me on hold and I can never predict what their hold music is going to be. So far we've had bad orchestral cover of Rolling in the Deep by Adele and now we've got... half-dubstep, half-normal Star Wars medley? All mostly drowned out by static bc why not