#shrieks. FUNNY?

[asterdeer]

i beg your unbelievable pardon

[image description: an etsy listing for a cross stitch pattern of astarion’s back scars, listed as “funny cross stitch pattern.” end description]

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[bet-on-me-13]

Clark grows up on Amity

So! When Clark's shup landed on the Kent Farm, it unfortunately started a bit of a Fire. It was pretty bad, and by the time it was put out most of their Crops had been burned up.

Using their Savings, the money from the remaining Crops, and some goodwill from their neighbors, the Kent's managed to get enough money together to move to a new Town to start over. It also helped that in a new town nobody would question them suddenly having a Baby despite Martha not being Pregnant.

They Move to a small farm on the Edge of Amity Park.

Clark Kent grows up in Amity Park, goes to Casper High, and befriends Danny, Sam, and Tucker as his childhood friends.

When his powers come in, they are the first ones to know. When Danny has his Accident, Clark is there to help him control his new abilities. When Clark has to move away for his new Job in Metropolis, they are all there to wish him good luck and throw him a Going Away Party.

As Superman, Clark is more open to joining a Team since he used to be on Team Phantom.

When Justice League Dark is formed, Superman is a Suprise Member, since he actually had a lot of experience with the Supernatural.

When Kon is born, he turns to his best friends for help and advice on his to deal with the situation. Danny had Ellie in very similar circumstances, so he is more open to the idea of adopting Kon since he has personal experience with Clones made by Madmen.

Thoughts?

[backpackingspace]

Penelope: odysseus darling....I'm not judging but why are you strapping knives, money, and an emergency pack to your chest? Is something happening? Should I grab one too??

Odysseus, not explaining anything: I'm not taking any fucking chances I've learned my lesson the last time she caught me off gaurd I was 17 it's not fucking happening now when we're married. I know better

Penelope who speaks odysseus: ....lady Athena attacks you in middle of the night?

Odysseus: YES it's so rude of her

Penelope, internally: don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh: should have just been a weaver instead, then lady Athena would just show up demanding woven battle scenes and new capes.

Odysseus: incoherent screaming

Later that night

Athena: Hey hey penelope I'll give you the power to see colors you can't even imagine and the threads to go with it if you get rid of that survival bag.

Penelope, not even hesitating: deal

[suntails]

⚔️🐉

[mollysunder]

I know this won't happen, but there should be a subplot in s2 where at least a quarter of Piltover's pissed that Jayce and Caitlyn are destroying all the shimmer supplies. You just know a lot of Piltovans use Shimmer, not even in a hypocritical way. Historically, Victorians had a wildly different perspective on recreational drugs. Maybe old councilmen like Hoskel find new products like shimmer distasteful, but he also puts augmentations on the same level shimmer, so does his opinion really matter?

To Caitlyn and Jayce, shimmer's a dangerous drug that can turn people into monsters, but for the average academy student, it's the gas they need to get through their dissertation.

[yugsly]

what's ms. mitternacht's cup size asking for a friend

Alright anon time to log off and get yourself a little candy bar or something

[dciphe-r]

[petpetpinixy]

dsaftober day 14 - springlocks

selfish.

[shallowseeker]

Cas being mean to Sam is hilarious, really

So. This is what happens when Cas is alone with Sam, and Sam starts pushing.

Cas does the Cas equivalent of "Shut up, Sam."

Sam gets annoyed by Cas's annoyance. And that makes Cas even more annoyed, so he uses smaller words and simpler metaphors—a little dig at Sam's approach, I think.

13x18 Bring em Back Alive

[crippled-peeper]

https://www.tumblr.com/spot-the-antisemitism/761356760578719744/httpswwwtumblrcomcrippled-peeper761270384274?source=share

Heyy just lyk this "antisemitism receipts" blog featured you for posing palestinians and brown men as "noble savages" and also acuses you of being a "oppresion olypmpics misery poker troll that constantly starts dumb beefs with other blogs"

I tried (respectfully, even though they definitively don't deserve it) to tell them that you're an extremely physically disable trans man that went through uncountable tragedies who is just responding to people harrasing you, and they just fucking blocked me ://

that’s literally so funny and so pathetic imagine seeing a random man who is a climate refugee humanizing people who are also refugees and deciding that’s racist because (squints) they’re fucking… savages??? mask off with the racism

it’s not antisemitic to give a fuck about genocide no matter how loudly these crybabies shriek it is. it’s also not antisemitism to call people who CALL THEMSELVES zionists “zionists”. like truly get the fuck over yourselves

also nice classic “he’s playing the oppression Olympics by existing” esque ableism. real original and totally not something dumbfucks say about me when they have nothing to really criticize (except the space I occupy)

boo hoo I won’t be a useful racist to stupid fucks who live in gated communities. my god. call the army. call everyone!

[hellishfig]

the riz and sklonda conversation is simultaneously killing me emotionally and making me cry with laughter

especially the reactions from emily and ally to the comments on their characters

[miki-13]

[internetskiff]

Think i've seen some posts wondering as to why Barney's (and most other ex-black mesa employees') reactions are somewhat nonchalant when Gordon finally pops up, but I think it's important to note that this is a world where the Combine repeatedly shuffles people from country to country several times a year, possibly as an attempt to prevent an organized resistance from ever forming. And all things considered, it's a wonder a resistance movement did form. It'd require either all members eventually getting transferred to City 17 and going off the radar, or the more likely option - some of them had to make the trek toward the city by themselves (which, iirc, is exactly what happened with Kleiner, with Eli losing his leg to a bullsquid while assisting him). I'd imagine because of that, new Black Mesa survivors popping up in order to join the movement has become common enough that it's not that big a surprise anymore. Also I think the last thing the person who's gone through the most hellish experience out of all of the Black Mesa survivors would want is for everyone to immediately start freaking the fuck out at the moment of their arrival. Idk. I think all of them silently agreeing to give Gordon a warm and calm welcome makes a lot of sense. This just gave me the mental image of Barney taking off his mask and immediately breaking down crying instead of talking about the beer and nevermind that would've been GOLD it wouild've been so fucking funny

[kantraels]

fseer funniest behaviors

[suntails]

malleus is an artist wowie 😍