#shrek x deadpool

[mlm-writer]

Synonyms for Penis (Shrek x Deadpool)

Pairing:  Shrek x Wade Wilson aka Deadpool Rating: Explicit Words: 1361 POV: Third Summary: The Big Tober Day 28 - Annual Shrek fic Note: DID NOT EVEN PROOFREAD THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT WISH TO READ THIS AFTER WRITING IT (Pic credit I am so glad someone else had the same idea) Tags: Shrek's [insert synonym for big] [insert synonym for penis], satire (or is it), 4th wall breaks, there is a little angst at the beginning for some reason, belly bulge, manhandling, unprotected sex, he growls uwu and cumflation

“Don’t you think it is… odd?” Shrek questioned as Wade pushed him into the armchair. The light from the fireplace made the merch seem like just a silhouette as the red-clad fool made himself at home in the ogre’s lap. 

“I know what you’re thinking,” Wade cooed, before grinding all over his green companion. “Why would anyone want this? Who wants Shrek smut and who would ship a sexy, sturdy man with a green daddy? Well, let me tell you, papi, sometimes it is irony that drives the mind, but there is no telling when irony becomes something more.” Shrek had no fucking clue what Wade was on about. His facial expression said it all, but as per usual, Wade paid it no mind. 

Wade nuzzled Shrek's muscular neck. Shrek could feel the rough material of the mask against his sensitive skin. This was not their first time, but Shrek also felt like they had not swapped enough bodily fluids that it was his place to question the mask. He had seen every other part of his friend and he thought it was safe to assume the scarring extended to the human's face. “Hey my honeydew melon, stay focused.” Shrek blinked and hummed, mentally pulled away from the questions that plagued his mind. “I know that look my delicious lime.”

Wade booped Shrek's nose. The ogre looked up at the human in his lap with his big, chocolate brown orbs. “You do?” The merc couldn't help but think that the man whom people referred to as a monster looked nothing but cute. Unfortunately, he knew that look too well. Shrek wanted more. Not in the sense of a relationship - or maybe he did what did Wade know anyway - but something that felt much more intimate. If Wade thought about it for more than a second, there was no reason to assume Shrek would be repulsed by his face. However, Wade had never had a single thought in his life. 

Wade reached behind him to start unzipping his suit. Shrek immediately reached out to help. The ogre might be better at freeing Wade from the costume than Wade himself. Marred skin appeared from underneath red fabric. Wade had to stand up for a moment to remove his boots so he could get rid of the suit. “Another time, ok?” Shrek understood. The mask was the last line of defence, the barrier that held together the pieces that made up the merc with a mouth. The ogre gave a nod. Then the human was on his knees, helping him get rid of his pants. Wade was not even attempting to fully undress Shrek. As soon as the deep green, hefty pole was revealed, Wade had his tongue on it, lapping at the onion-flavoured precum staining the thick, mushroom-shaped tip. Shrek’s grip on the chair tightened, his mud brown eyes focused on the bit of skin that was revealed from Wade pulling his mask up just below the nose. He had seen that textured chin before; it drove him crazy. 

The edge of the mask scraped along Shrek’s long dong as Wade ran his tongue over the entire 10 inches and counting. The ogre was not at full hardness yet, but with the way Wade’s scarred hands glided over his member slick with the merc’s saliva, it would not be long until Shrek was at his full 15 inches. Shrek rid himself of his shirt. His thick fingers fumbled with the laces on his clothes, but he managed. He couldn’t see Wade’s eyes, but he sure could feel them latching onto every sliver of exposed, chartreuse flesh. 

The contrast of his dad bod against Wade’s toned form used to make the sensitive ogre self-conscious, but with his chest exposed, the human on his knees sounded downright pornographic. Wade had never been subtle about how horny he was whenever Shrek showed some skin. The human seemed to be impatient, forgoing the rest of his blowjob and making himself at home again in Shrek’s lap. Shrek put his huge hands onto Wade’s slim waist. “What are you doing?” He inquired in near panic, the idea of Wade taking him without any prep chilling him to the bone. 

Wade reached behind him, holding Shrek’s long John in between his luscious cheeks. “Don’t you worry about a thing, daddy,” Wade cooed as he rose as high as he could to press the emerald tip against his puffy wet hole. Shrek tightened his grip onto Wade’s hips, firmly asking him to let him at least finger him a bit. Wade sighed as dramatically as it was loud. “Shrek, babes, it’s the 31st of December and this was supposed to happen on the 28th of October. You realise how overdue our fuckfest is and now you want to keep the writer from joining his family on the couch just for a little fingering scene? Fuck that, let’s get to the real deal; it’s overdue.” 

Shrek had once again no fucking clue what Wade was on about, but he could not exactly protest. The head of his massive schlong slipped right into Wade’s tight hole. The green hunk let out an inhuman growl, perhaps because he was not a human. Wade rode the head with no problem as if he had been stretched already. However, Shrek had no memory of Wade ever having the time to sneak off without him to do that in the past hours they spent together. “How?” he grunted out in the split second of clarity he had to speak. Right after that single syllable left his exquisite lips, he could not say anything, only moan in ecstacy. 

“Fanfic logic, baby,” Wade replied with a shit-eating grin, before pushing himself down onto Shrek’s enormous plonker. He was barely halfway and he already felt like that green baguette was about to exit through his throat on the other side. He rose up a little, trying to coax his body into taking more, but it wouldn’t give. 

“Where is your fanfuck or whatever logic now?” Shrek growled impatiently. Wade huffed and prepared to give it another shot, but Shrek gripped him firmly and lifted him all the way off his piss weasle. “Since you’re so eager to get speared through like a shish kebab, let me help you.” Shrek stood up, kicked his shoes and pants off and manhandled Wade face down ass up onto the cold floor of his swamp estate. He grabbed Wade’s back melons, spreading them wide. The merc’s hole was gaping wide, but they both knew Wade could do better. He guided his pickle back into the winking shithole in front of him. 

The angle was better, but now Shrek could also use his own strength to shove his colossal meat stick inside his human fuckdoll. Wade gasped as more and more green sausage was forced inside him. Just when he thought he had it all, he didn’t feel hefty balls pressing against his backside. It was never-ending, exquisite torture. Shrek seemed to not care about Wade’s pleasure at all, a single focus on making the shreksiest merc ever envelop his entire spawn hammer. 

And when he did, both men were delirious with gratification. Wade collapsed, unable to keep his body up, but fortunately Shrek had him. The ogre moved his hands to get a better grip, only to feel the clear outline of his immense piston through the sweat-slicked skin of his personal whore. His last grip on humanity left him, hips rapidly moving on their own to feel that outline move with it. He didn’t know how long he was railing Wade when he felt semen cover the hand feeling up the outline of his love rod. He didn’t know how long he kept going after that like an animal. 

“Just fucking cum already! We’re running out of synonyms for penis over here, unless you want the writer to start using things like baloney pony,” Wade wailed. It was shortly after - for my own sanity - that the outline of Shrek’s flesh flute became less and less obvious, Wade’s belly expanding due to the copious, excessive load being dumped inconceivably deep inside his guts. 

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[watmalik]

Does it ever drive you crazy...

...Just how fast the night changes?

 Going out tonight, changes into something red//We're only getting older baby.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Stop talking! It’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.

Wade: Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

Val, guess what I saw just now.

A shrek x Deadpool fanfic. A shrek. and deadpool fanfic. I'm sure there's a weirder thing out there but I looked and PEOPLE LIKE IT 😭

VAL, I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY

-🌹

I don't think you're the crazy one here...

[jessiarts]

Trying to help these Palestinian Families!

There are two verified Palestinian GFMs in my linktree, and I want to help them meet their fundraiser goals.

To do this I hope to donate my art and time to raise the money.

How this will work is you donate directly to one of the GFMs in my linktree, and then send me a screenshot of your donation receipt as proof (via tumblr ask or email) and I will draw the fandom character(s) prompt you request based off the donation amounts in the graphic below.

Both GFMs are verified by Operation Olive Branch.

First GFM is organized by Tasnim Alhamss (on line #663 of OOB's spreadsheet), who is still trying to evacuate her sister's 3 children as well as her brother's 3 daughters. They're just a little over $2K from their goal. They're so close!

Second GFM is organized by Layal Qudaih (on line #844 of OOB's spreadsheet), who is trying to evacuate newlyweds Hala and Abd Al Aziz, as well as Hala's elderly mother, Amal. Hala was 7 months pregnant when the GFM was created in February. It is now August. That means there is now a baby, just a few months old, who needs evacuating too. They have only achieved 67% of their goal as of writing this post.

Below is the graphic detailing the type of drawing I'll complete in exchange for the amount donated.

I encourage other artists to take this idea and run with it for their own adopted families. Operation Olive Branch has a whole spreadsheet of family fundraisers you can sponsor if you are able!

Hopefully together we can help more families meet their goals and get to safety!

I've included a list of fandoms and shows I'm most familiar with under the cut, but feel free to ask about others!

Again, this is not an exhaustive list, but I did try to put them in alphabetical order to make them easier to look through.

Avatar the Last Airbender

BBC Sherlock

Cartoon Network- Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Ed Edd & Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Kids Next Door, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Johnny Bravo, Powepuff Girls, Dexter's Lab

Child's Play franchise

Coraline

Defiance Series

Doctor Who - mostly 9th Doctor through current Doctor, but I have seen a little bit of Classic Who too

Disney Movies- again, pretty much all of it- but some of my favorites were the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Hocus Pocus;

classics like Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Tarzan, Emperors New Groove, Lilo and Stitch, etc;

newer stuff like Brave, Encanto, and Coco, Moana, Frozen, etc.

The Hobbit

House MD

Jurassic Park

Looney Toons

Lord of the Rings

Marvel- pretty much all of it, but especially familiar with Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor movies, Loki series, The Avengers, Deadpool, etc

Nickelodeon- Fairly OddParents, Spongebob, Danny Phantom, My Life as a Teenage Robot

Once Upon a Time

Pokemon

The Princess Bride

Scooby Doo

Shrek

Supernatural

Tim Burton Films - Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, Beetlejuice, etc

Unus Annus

X-Files

[meshaamem-li]

content I CONSUMED

idk this is just a list of shit I watched or played and stuff, ignore this I just like making lists.

rankings (my rankings are subjective and based on how much impact that thing had on my psyche, don't take it too seriously):

S A B C D F

(explanation about the rankings: B is good, C is fine, D is meh and F is bad, A is for "wow I really like this" and S is for "absolutely obsessed")

ANIME:

a silent voice

aggretsuko

assassination classroom

attack on titan

BNA: brand new animal

carole and teusday

darling in the franxx

death note

death parade

dungeon meshi

evangelion

fairy tail

full metal alchemist

full metal alchemist brotherhood

free

haikyuu

high-rise invasion

hunter x hunter

jujutsu kaisen

Komi can't communicate

kotaro lives alone

kuroko no basuke

madoka magica

Magical Girl Raising Project

my hero academia

noragami

ouran highschool host club

scott pilgrim takes off

soul eater

spy x family

stars align

summertime rendering

the disastrous life of saiki k

your lie in april

BOOKS:

percy jackson

CARTOONS:

arcane

avatar

back in the barnyard

bee and puppycat

big hero 6 the series

bojack horseman

carmen sandiego

danny phantom

ducktales 2017

fairly OddParents

glitch techs

gravity falls

hazbin hotel

helluva boss

hilda

how to train your dragon (the tv series)

infinity train

inside job

kim possible

kipo

lackadaisy

miraculous ladybug

murder drones

my little pony

Phineas and Ferb

rick and morty

rise of the tmnt

scooby doo mystery incorporated

She-Ra

steven universe

tangled the series

teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012

the amazing digital circus

the legend of korra

the owl house

the penguins of Madagascar

velma

wander over yonder

GAMES:

ace attorney

deltarune

detroit become human

genshin impact

hollow knight

mystic messenger

omori

project sekai

undertale

underworld office (small mobile game)

LIVE ACTION SHOWS:

BBC sherlock

merlin

the good place

queen's gambit

הפיג'מות

MOVIES:

101 dalmatians

a goofy movie

aladin

arrietty

atlantis

bambi

beauty and the beast

bee movie

big hero 6

bolt

brave

captain underpants

cars

cinderella

coco

cruella (I'm mad at how good it was)

deadpool

encanto

everything everywhere all at once

finding nemo

frozen

hercules

Howl's moving castle

how to train your dragon

inside out

kiki's delivery service

klaus

kong fu panda

lilo & stitch

marvel movies till endgame

meet the Robinsons

megamind

moana

monsters inc

mr. peabody & sherman

mulan

mune guardian of the moon

my neighbor totoro

nimona

onward

peter pan

pinocchio

princess mononoke

puss in boots

puss in boots the last wish

ratatouille

rise of the guardians

road to el dorado

robots

scary movie

scott pilgrim vs the world

shrek

sleeping beauty

snow white

spider man into/across the spiderverse

spirited away

star wars (original trilogy)

star wars (prequels)

tangled

the emperor's new groove

the fox and the hound

the hunchback of notre dame

the incredibles

the lion king

the little mermaid

the mitchells vs the machines

the nightmare before Christmas

the prince of Egypt

the princess and the frog

the son of bigfoot

the sword in the stone

toy story

treasure planet

up

wall-e

whisper of the heart

wreck it Ralph

zootopia

OTHER:

hermitcraft

sanders sides

here's my watchlist, feel free to suggest me stuff!

[toyatenmacanon]

a few nights ago i saw deadpool & wolverine

gods there were so many things i loved i started writing them down on my popcorn container

oh sopiler warning for every good thing so if you havent seen the movie DONT YOU FUCKING DARE CLICK (also this is a long ass post)

the "bye bye bye" dancing as dp kicks ass

and the fact that the double who did the dance was credited as "dancepool"

the ass slaps in the changing montage

the itty bitty wolverine

the feral one

the one getting crucified on the X

ok everyone knows the "are you fucking or fighting" part but

i said "both" out loud AND I WAS WITH MY PARENTS AND THEY BOTH HEARD

wolverine running at the other guys on all fours

human torch just kinda being a throwaway

and the after credits scene where he just actually says all that stuff dp said he did

the loki reference

and like. everyone

the antman base

"looks like paul rudd finally aged"

the entire diner scene

DOGPOOL

one of my notes is literally just "zesty"

"mj if youre nasty" i dont remember the context but yea

"you look like if hawkeye was a superhero"

gen z trauma

the gayass car fight scene

and wolvies badass trunk entrance

"have you been checked for adhd"

"theyre gonna make him do it till hes 90!"

the wild amount of deadpools

feat. welsh deadpool, baby deadpool, kid deadpool, sexy deadpool, dnd lookin character deadpool

i didnt write the exact quote but "something sometging multiverse all we needed was the wizard of oz the gays knew it"

the kickass deadpool fight scene where everyone just casually grts back up at the end

and peter being the one constant

the gayest scene with deadpool & wolverine fucking with the matter and antimatter together while wolvie is shirtless bcs ofc he is

the "shwarma?" ref

he started the movie with a world of 9 people, and ended with 14 people and a dog <333

im too emotionally attached to the xmen universe

also why was thor crying??? (HELP I ALMOST WROTE SHREK)

heres my notes btw

[mogwai-movie-house]

The 50 Greatest Sequels of All Time

The finest follow-ups, ranked and rated high to low.

The Godfather Part II (1974) ★★★★★★★★★★

The Dark Knight (2008) ★★★★★★★★★★

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) ★★★★★★★★★★

Aliens (1986) ★★★★★★★★★✰

Back to the Future Part III (1990) ★★★★★★★★★✰

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) ★★★★★★★★★✰

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) ★★★★★★★★★✰

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) ★★★★★★★★★✰

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) ★★★★★★★★½✰

Hannibal (2001) ★★★★★★★★½✰

Road to Utopia (1945) ★★★★★★★★½✰

The Empire Strikes Back (1980) ★★★★★★★★½✰

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Manon of the Spring (1986) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Addams Family Values (1993) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Deadpool 2 (2018) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Superman II (1980) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Toy Story 3 (2010) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Bride of Frankenstein (1935) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Monsters University (2013) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Shrek 2 (2004) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

X-Men 2 (2003) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) ★★★★★★★★✰✰

The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) ★★★★★★★½✰✰

Finding Dory (2016) ★★★★★★★½✰✰

Men in Black³ (2012) ★★★★★★★½✰✰

Three Colors: Red (1994) ★★★★★★★½✰✰

Batman Returns (1992) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Psycho II (1983) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

A Shot in the Dark (1964) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Spider-Man 2 (2004) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Top Gun: Maverick (2022) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

The Bourne Supremacy (2004) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

The Color of Money (1986) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

The Four Musketeers: Milady's Revenge (1974) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

The Incredible Hulk (2008) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

The Enforcer (1976) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

Attack of the Clones (2002) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

After the Thin Man (1936) ★★★★★★★✰✰✰

[regamoth]

A home night date with gf!Aespa (fem!reader)

⋆ Masterlist

⋆ This is only Headcanon.

⋆ Pairings: fem!reader x gf!AESPA

⋆ Note: I got 17.5/20 on my Korean exam today! Also, I'm testing Rosalia's coke flavor. It's weird, but good, kind of tastes like cotton candy, and child medicine. I'm gonna finish the can but I will not buy another one 🤧

Karina: I'm sure she'll make you watch Disney movies like Rapunzel or Frozen and you will not have a choice but to sing all the songs together. In the end, it's almost karaoke lol. Lots of fooood, mostly ice cream, noodles, and Tteokbokki. Loves doing your skincare and makeup, almost doing asmr on you. She loves relaxing you, giving you massages if you want to. Sometimes when she doesn't have enough energy to sleep late, you'll have tea and read together, if you do not want to read yourself she'll read to you, helping you fall asleep slowly. Lots of cuddling. She loves brushing your hair with her hand, paying attention to not hurt you. A date night with you is very soothing and calming.

Giselle: Bought a polaroid and takes lots of pictures, of you, of the activities you do together, the food you eat, everything. She wants to keep a lot of memories. Matching pyjamas for sure. You'll watch superhero movies like Deadpool, old spiderman, and Captain America. She prepares a good bath for both of you (with essential oils, a bath bomb, and some candles. She plays the guitar for you. She wants you to do her makeup, she thinks it's fun. You bring her her favourite coffee and she's so happy she buys you your favourite dessert. I feel like she would have tried to bake a cake or some sweets like macarons. When it's time to go to bed she takes you in her arms and falls asleep with you as her plushie.

Winter: She definitely made you dinner and dessert. Meanwhile, she sent you a list of snacks to buy. Because she loves snacks, she's an expert you can trust her. You watch 2 movies, one she chose (probably a war movie or an action movie), and one you chose. Even if she doesn't like the type of movie it is or if you guys already saw it a hundred times. You eat A LOT. Maybe no matching pyjamas but at least the same colour. She cuddles with you while watching the movies and eventually falls asleep on your lap if it's getting too late. She prepared a comfy bed that smells good so you're cozy and feeling good. She's very hugable, like a squishmallow.

Ningning: You'll obviously watch Titanic because it's her favourite movie (she might cry). Home karaokeeee. Blackpink songs all over the place. The type to twerk when her favourite song is playing. She gives you lots of kisses and back hugs. You eat pizzas and also watch Shrek, to the point where you two can redo the scenes. At 3am you watch puppies that are for adoption on the internet and imagine what it'll be like when you'll have your own. She does your makeup and skincare, and she likes taking care of you. When it's time to fall asleep, she puts her head on her chest and grabs your waist, then she falls asleep listening to your heartbeat.

[fabseg-creator]

Tinky Winkynos VS Everyone Season Two (part 1)

This is the Season Two of the conquests of Tinky Winkynos.

Tinky Winkynos has escaped and he menaces the different franchises universes again. He fights against a maximum of possible fictional characters from different franchises (it can be against entire franchises).

The action: Tinky Winkynos invades the targeted suggested franchise. You must vote for the side of your choice.

The rule: You can help him conquer or you can stand against him by voting.

The result at the end of the poll will decide the fate of the universe(s) issue of his conquest(s). If The Mad Teletubby wins with more 50% of votes, he succeeds his conquest. If the franchise (TV show, video game, movie, novel, etc) wins 50%, the invasion is repelled.

If you have a franchise to purpose as challenge, say it by message or commentary.

List of Battles [Season Two]:

Vs Pirate of the Caribbean REPELLED

Vs One Piece REPELLED

Vs One Piece (Netflix) REPELLED

Vs Stranger Things REPELLED

Vs Yu-Gi-Oh! REPELLED

Vs Bleach REPELLED

Vs My Hero Academia REPELLED

Vs One-Punch Man REPELLED

Vs Hunter x Hunter REPELLED

Vs Spy X Family REPELLED

Vs Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Joestar Family: Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno and Jolyne) REPELLED

Vs Winx Club REPELLED

Vs Sailor Moon REPELLED

Vs Sonic the Hedgehog REPELLED

Vs Minecraft REPELLED

Vs World of Warcraft REPELLED

Vs The Legend of Zelda REPELLED

Vs Grand Theft Auto (San Andreas) REPELLED

Vs Mortal Kombat REPELLED

Vs Fortnite REPELLED

Vs Undertale REPELLED

Vs Danganronpa REPELLED

Vs Angry Birds REPELLED

Vs Transformers REPELLED

Vs Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss REPELLED

Vs RWBY REPELLED

Vs She-Ra and the Princesses of Power REPELLED

Vs Steven Universe REPELLED

Vs The Dragon Prince REPELLED

Vs Amphibia REPELLED

Vs Phineas and Ferb REPELLED

Vs How To Train Your Dragon REPELLED

Vs Nimona REPELLED

Vs Avatar The Last Airbender REPELLED

Vs Shrek REPELLED

Vs Puss in Boots REPELLED

Vs Disney (Mickey Mouse) REPELLED

Vs Disney (Donald Duck) REPELLED

Vs Disney (Encanto) REPELLED

Vs Disney (The Lion King) REPELLED

Vs Disney (Elena of Avalor) REPELLED

Vs Disney (High School Musical) REPELLED

Vs Disney (Descendants) REPELLED

Vs Disney (Wish) REPELLED

Vs Bluey REPELLED

Vs Paw Patrol REPELLED

Vs Spongebob Squarepants REPELLED

Vs Rick and Morty REPELLED

Vs The Scorpion King (The Mummy) REPELLED

Vs Black Adam REPELLED

Vs Jumanji REPELLED

Intermission (not a poll)

Vs Loki (Marvel) REPELLED

Vs Percy Jackson REPELLED

Vs Lord of the Rings REPELLED

Vs Jurassic Park/Jurassic World REPELLED

Vs Family Guy REPELLED

Vs Delicious in Dungeon REPELLED

Vs Pokémon REPELLED

Vs South Park REPELLED

Vs Baldur's Gate REPELLED

Vs League of Legends REPELLED

Vs Overwatch [100th battle] REPELLED

Vs Fairy Tail REPELLED

Vs Miraculous (Re-Verse/The Supreme) REPELLED

Vs Miraculous (Re-Verse/Shadybug and Claw Noire ft. Hesperia) REPELLED

Vs Miraculous (Awakening) REPELLED

Vs Yu Yu Hakusho REPELLED

Vs Hokuto No Ken REPELLED

Vs Final Fantasy REPELLED

Vs God Of War REPELLED

Vs Gummy Bear CONQUERED

Vs Dora the Explorer REPELLED

Vs Crazy Frog CONQUERED

Vs Nyan Cat REPELLED

Vs Uncharted REPELLED

Vs Ninjago REPELLED

Vs Kirby REPELLED

Vs Pucca REPELLED

Vs Hello Kitty REPELLED

Vs Ever After High REPELLED

Vs Adventure Time REPELLED

Vs Star vs. The Forces of Evil REPELLED

Vs Robocop REPELLED

Vs Fallout REPELLED

Vs Jujutsu Kaisen REPELLED

Vs Chainsaw Man REPELLED

Vs Mob Psycho 100 REPELLED

Vs Totally Spies! REPELLED

Vs Dofus/Wakfu REPELLED

Vs Kim Possible REPELLED

Season Two part Two here:

Summary here:

Season One

Halloween Special

Trial

Escape Plan

Christmas Special

[mlm-writer]

The Big Tober 2023

Ok so I got tired of Kinktober, so this year we are doing

The Big Tober™

- a mix of Kink/Whump/Flufftober. The regular rules apply and you can find character options here. Happy requesting!

Removed some since no one made any requests and I could use the free time.

Day 1 - Kinktober : Omegaverse last day of an omega’s heat and their alpha is TIRED (Omega!Dick Grayson x Alpha!Reader)

Day 2 - Flufftober: Love confession (Peter Parker x Gender Neutral Reader)

Day 3 - Whumptober: Inevitable death, we will die, let’s say the things we were always too afraid to say (John Kennex x Gender Neutral Reader)

Day 4 - Kinktober: Alienfucking (Garrus x MShep)

Day 5 - Flufftober: Falling asleep together (John Constantine x Gender Neutral Reader)

Day 9 - Whumptober: Coming out + being hated by a person you did not expect it from (Dorian Pavus x Male Reader)

Day 10 - Kinktober: Robotfucking (Peter Parker x Robot!Reader)

Day 11 - Flufftober : The 5 Love Languages (Peter Parker x GN!Reader)

Day 15 - Whumptober: Last words (Kandros x Reader)

Day 16 - Kinktober: Dacryphilia (Dick Grayson x Male Reader)

Day 17 - Flufftober: Love at first sight (John Constantine x male reader)

Day 19 - Kinktober: Praise kink (Merlin x Reader)

Day 21 - Whumptober : “I did what I had to do to protect those I love… I had no choice!” (Show!Geralt x GN!Reader)

Day 25 - Kinktober: Monsterfucking (John Constantine x reader with two dicks (king shark hybrid style))

Day 28 - Kinktober: Shrek x Deadpool

Day 31 - Whumptober: Folklore (Choi Soobin x GN!Reader)

[gale-force-storm]

9 People You Want to Know Better Tag

Thank you to both @emmy-dekarios-bg3 and @littlelostmabari for the tag!

Not sure who all has been tagged yet but I'll tag @waterdeep-weavemoss, @theletteraesc, @lewdisescariot, @auroraesmeraldarose, @dr-demi-bee, @crimson-and-lavender, @foxtatodreams, @amorgansgal, and @ambientlady

Three Ships: - Gale x Tav obviously - Gale x Karlach (a friend introduced me to Bomb Squad and honestly they're a really sweet pairing that doesn't get enough love imo) - And I've been feeling nostalgic lately so let's say Cecil x Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

First Ship: I genuinely don't even remember at this point lol. I think the first shippy fanfic I read was about the wizard series that we don't talk about anymore (several different ships), and also about the Maximum Ride book series (I don't even remember the characters names because I was like 12 at the time lol). The first ship where I actually really engaged with the fandom though was Sherlock x Molly from BBC Sherlock

Last Song: Get Deep Fried by Jam Mechanics. A friend recommended it to me last week, and earlier today I needed something to yell along to that wouldn't leave me feeling even angrier at the end, and it fit the bill perfectly

Last Movie: Oh hell, it's been ages. Um... Oh! It was Shrek actually lol. My niece had it on when I was visiting family last month. (I am hoping to see the new Deadpool when it comes out though 👀)

Currently Reading: Between books rn, but next on the list is Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett, in my ongoing quest to read every Discworld book

Currently Watching: Aside from the various youtube rabbit holes I'm constantly falling down, my husband and I do anime night every Sunday, and since we're between seasons we're currently rewatching That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime

Currently Eating: Nothing at the moment but I really need to make some lunch because all I had for breakfast was some yogurt and a bottle of caffeinated crystal light 😅

Currently Craving: Literally just one or two weeks of things not happening. Also maybe some boba. Had a nice mango black tea with lychee jelly a while back and it was lovely and I could really go for another one of those

[thecutestgrotto]

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Movies & TV:

Sons of Anarchy

Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments

Baby Yoda / The Mandalorian

Shrek

Love Island

Minimalistic Spider Man

Grey’s Anatomy

X-Men

Deadpool

Star Trek

Jurassic Park

The Muppets

Monster High

Game of Thrones // House of the Dragon

Scream

Fraggle Rock

Snoopy

Tangled

Pretty Little Liars

Frozen

S.W.A.T.

Princess and the Frog

Alien 1979

Moana

The Haunted Mansion

Anime:

Jujutsu Kaisen

Howl’s Moving Castle

Kuroshitsuji // Black Butler

Blue Lock

Avatar the Last Airbender

Banana Fish

My Hero Academia

Windbreaker

Other Media & Fandoms:

Littlest Pet Shop

Alphonse Mucha

Mikko Illustrations

Mofusand Cats

Swan Lake

80’s Metal Music

Bratz

Versace

Prada

Billie Eillish Aesthetic

Video Games:

Minecraft

Kirby

Life Is Strange

Resident Evil

Call of Duty

Stardew Valley

The Last of Us

The Legend of Zelda

Twisted Wonderland

The Sims

Balder’s Gate

Slime Rancher

Sports & Activities:

Sports -> Hockey -> Baseball

Poker -> Teal Playing Cards

Skiing

Lacrosse

Dogsledding

Skateboarding

Boxing

[heartbeath0tel]

The Heartbeat Hotel ꒰🌿꒱

Hello, hello! Welcome to The Forest! Why don’t you stay awhile? You can call us—collectively—Caleb! We are a system of unknown origin, with around 40ish headmates—proper counting is difficult. We are bodily 17! Until February that is. We’ll mostly post reblogs and info dumps here!! Please please feel free to talk to us!! I would love having some mutuals <3.

If you plan on staying, please use collective they/them pronouns unless otherwise stated/unless speaking to specific headmate.

Interests

Childish Gambino, Tyler the Creator, *NSYNC, 80s & 90s Horror, Music, Poetry, Scream (1996), Dogma (1999), The Craft (1996), Shrek, Shrek the Musical, Theatre, Blues Clues, The Muppets, Deadpool & Wolverine, Deadpool, Batman, DC, Marvel, X-Men, ASL (American Sign Language), German/Germany, History, Film, Horror Novels, True Crime, FNaF, Studio Investigrave, Indie Games, Mascot Horror, Markiplier, ETC—!

Our DNI mostly extends to proshippers, terfs, basic criteria, etc. You get the idea. However I’d like to stress heavily that this blog is NOT a place for syscourse.

This is a safe-space for all systems.

Please leave us alone if you plan on harassing us. We didn’t ask for opinion, please shove it up your ass. Thanks ❤️

Frequents

Italics symbolize those who may not interact with the blog much, but they are often here nonetheless!

Raine / Caleb | they/juice/swirl/🌀/sour/he | 🌈

Deadpool / Wade / Aristotle | he/blood/they | 🗡️

Honeypie / Exodus / Clover | he/bitch/rose/clove/drip/womp | 🍯

Loki | he/they/hxm/thxm | 🪽

Billy | he/him | 🔪 | [INTERACT W/ CAUTION]

Batman | he/they/any | 🦇

[baldswagsummit2023]

BALD SWAG OFFICIAL LINE UP

these are your official baldies:

walter white (breaking bad)

megamind

okoye (black panther)

nebula (guardians of the galaxy)

ronan lynch (the raven cycle)

charles xavier (x-men)

uncle fester (the addams family)

aang (avatar the last airbender)

gru (despicable me)

jackson galaxy (my cat from hell)

king neptune (spongebob)

dr. robotnik/eggman (sonic)

sans (undertale)

autism creature

stewie griffin (family guy)

dean craig pelton (community)

charlie brown

caillou

bingus

matt (wii sports)

leonardo (rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles)

saitama (one punch man)

lake (infinity train)

piccolo (dragon ball)

shrek

prince william

jean-luc picard (star trek)

noho hank (barry)

wade wilson (deadpool)

thanos (mcu)

t-dog (the walking dead)

mr. clean

POLLS WILL BE UP AT 4PM CST! MAY THE BALDEST BADDIE WIN!!!

[enji-the-tiefling]

Fandoms I'm in/will take requests to write for:

Adventure Time

Animaniacs

Animorphs

Avatar (+Way of the Water)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (+Korra)

Baby Sitters Club

Batman (some)

The Big Bang Theory

Blue Lock

Brooklyn 99

Community

Coraline

Corpse Bride

Deadpool

Death Note

Demon Slayer

Disney (all, including princesses, movies, and XD)

D&D

Friends

Ghostbusters

The Good Place

Haikyuu

Harry Potter (+Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)

Hocus Pocus

How to Train Your Dragon (+RTTE)

The Hunger Games

Hunter x Hunter

Indiana Jones

Invader Zim

Jurassic Park

Keeper of the Lost Cities

Legally Blonde

Lord of the Rings (+The Hobbit)

Marvel (All, including The Avengers, Spiderman, Loki, etc.)

Miraculous

My Hero Academia

Naruto

Nightmare Before Christmas

Ouran High School Host Club

Overwatch 2

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Phineas and Ferb

Pokemon (some)

The Princess Bride

Saiki K

Scream (all)

She-Ra: Princesses of Power

Shrek (all)

Star Trek (aos only)

Star Wars (All, including Bad Batch, )

Stephen King (some)

Steven Universe

Stranger Things

Studio Ghibli (all)

Teen Titans (+Go!)

Twilight

Wednesday

XO Kitty

+more!! Just ask and you shall receive~