#baldposting

[baldswagsummit2023]

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NUMBER ONE BALDIE OF ALL TIME, WITH OVER 9,000 VOTES IN HIS FAVOR...

BENJAMIN SISKO!!!!!

thank you bald nation for the best finals round ever!!! congrats trekkies and rest in peace sweet tf2 lovers. ❤️

[caesxr]

she took my hairline in the divorce

[captain-price-unofficially]

@mr-up-on-a-downer

[bald-elvis]

woah mama, the gleaming sunshine off my bald head is blinding everyone around me

[youcanstillwhistle]

el discurso de la papa y el café en fantasía me parece re agotador no porque me parezca que sea un mal punto el que se presenta sino porque en medio de una explicación sobre cómo la ficción refleja y reproduce la visión de la mente colonizadora que ignora el contexto y los efectos de su consumo de repente en el medio te tiran un "y esto tiene consecuencias in-world raras como que entonces tenés colonialismo de fantasía", propapas ven ese argumento sobre lógica interna y obviamente dicen "Verás, yo me puedo imaginar café sin colonialismo. Easily imagined" y antipapas dicen "nooo ven que son unxs cabezas de termo siempre terminan hablando de realismo en la ficción ustedes" y es como my mutual twice-removed in christ you brought up internal logic

[evilartreblogger]

More random doodles, This time it’s a trio of Poseidons and a rabid bald cat with a phone

Thought it was funny, my Poseidon would probably get into a cartoon fight with Messymoon’s if they ever crossed paths. He’s a little pissy wretched stinkman and angry at everyone and everything. The only thing he likes is water.

Anyway here’s my Poseidon, my sona, Nealillustrator’s Poseidon, and Messymoonmad’s Poseidon. Bald locked the poor guy in a room….

P1 - “Get me out you bald Freak”

Bald - “Reporting live: Cryptid “eats” my friend”

P3 - “Is fur Mi?”

P2 - Disgusted face

plus whatever this is

[the-cryptographer]

the pros of using Anders is that Anders has a history of vanity and connecting his physical appearance to his self-worth and tbh maintaining the appearance of youth and health probably was pretty important for him when he was on the run and supporting himself via sex work. so you could def get a lot of emotional mileage out of Anders feeling like the last of his good looks are slipping away.

the pros of using Hawke is you can def directly tie in Hawke's feelings about being a balding old wash-up with their failure at the end of da2 to prevent Kirkwall's social collapse. which could be kinda funny since Fenris also def blames Hawke for TLS (thinks Hawke should have stopped hanging out with Anders earlier and not helped the mages fight off the templars) but caring about what happened in TLS is #600 down on Fenris's priority list, and #1 on his priority list is how to get Hawke in Tevinter chic for horny reasons, but also he would rather die than admit it out loud. so there's a lot of comedy potential in Hawke repeatedly apologising for having failed Kirkwall but also not knowing how they could have been okay with anything else and meanwhile Fenris is unable to sincerely forgive Hawke but also trying to subtly direct the conversation to his boner because your guilt is extremely boring.

[baldposting]

starting a blog to chronicle thoughts and feelings about baldness including

- antifascism and ascetism

- the intersection of eroticism and political philosophy

as well as

- holding space for general enjoyment of the aesthetic and sensations of bald heads, bald people

[medicthecooldoctor]

i love engineer’s lack of hair and eyebrows in this photo 😍

[anti-workshop]

I dreamed I had hair again last night. It was like, super long. I could grab it and pull it back easily into a pony tail. It was wild. I was so sad when I woke up.

Gotta get better at killing the anti-bald cop in my brain. Bald is ok. It's neutral. Hair is neutral. My body just did this, I didn't have a choice.

[baldswagsummit2023]

BALD SWAG SUMMIT 2 ROUND 3 STARTS NOW!

[caesxr]

it's so cruel that they cut caesar off in his prime. he hadn't even finished the process of fully balding yet

[reversecentaur]

i made my drow solely to romance minthara but because i slept with astarion once in act 1 before i even met her, she wants nothing to do with me romantically so that’s fuckin annoying

girl i sacrificed everything for you!!! act 1 takes 17 years!!! i don’t wanna do that shit again!!!!!

[byteofsoup]

TOOK A SHOWER MY HEAD IS SOFT AGAIN

[bald-elvis]

woah mama this is why i’m glad i don’t have hair sometimes. no hair means it can’t get too big for my neck hummina hummina hummina

[ironforest4]

fucked up thing about being bald is that im banned from contributing to any tumblr polls