#shreds too hard

[melodyofthevoid]

“Hand that bleeds” Kate never apologize for a pun bestie that was so funny

[eggwishing]

sans looking at ice or something

[clairedaring]

You're not gonna stop the car? Alright, then I'll get out myself. Joe! Let go! Joe!

MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.09

[shreddeddescent]

“I know you mean well, you always do and I love you for it, but that made me feel like I can’t trust you. Do you get that?”

just a lil scene from a thing i did

[cry-ptidd]

Hellsing characters as animals

Integra:

(Borzoi, snowy owl, secretary bird, lioness)

Alucard:

(Grœnendael, bearded vulture, emperor scorpion, Friesian horse)

Seras:

(Golden retriever, peregrine falcon, fennec fox, golden British shorthair)

Walter:

(Irish wolfhound, great blue heron, black-footed ferret, raven)

Anderson:

(Great Pyrenees, great horned owl, grizzly bear, white tiger)

Pip:

(Jack Russel terrier, ferruginous hawk, stoat, coyote)

[gophergal]

Life on the farm

[chapinii]

ak!bagi is !bagi... the twins never got their happy ending I feel SICK (also rip bagina u were too powerful I fear)

[yukipri]

I got myself a new chair bc the old one wasn’t sparking joy

I got a big gamer chair a few years back, thinking it would be an upgrade from my old broken chair, but it just wasn't for me. It was too tall, made me feel boxed in, the arms also boxed me in, and I never used its fancy extending foot rest or reclining features. Plus, pleather may look sexy but I hated how it felt after a while :(

New chair is much simpler, and most importantly, has a HUGE seat that will hopefully entice a boi to sit with me...!

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

[maxmagic]

okey so i originally wanted to go with a Wario/Waluigi sort of vibe but then thinking about it... What even is the opposite of rock? Pop felt too generic so I decided on Classical/Gospel type music. Ik you said something like Scarlet bunny, but I didn't know how to make them opposites yet somehow MORE punk yk

So meet Henry and Reagan

I hope its clear who is whos opposite DJDKF

Theyre the typical "nice on the outside, rotten on the inside" type

I probably wont develop them further (unless yall like them) but for know theyre a classical music duo who want to take down all of rock cuz they think its not "real music" (basic i know)

First Batch of requests is done! The rest are upcoming (there are so many and i kind of tired myself out but thats on me for doing so much)

[vodkaslyme]

I'm glad Fields of Mistria is at least a little more lenient with how you gain relationship w characters than Stardew was, bc as much as I love March as a character something I don't love about these kinds of games is the way their arcs/behaviour doesn't progress at all unless you're actively giving them gifts and talking to them every day (neither of which March deserves at all btw). Just rubs me the wrong way that the solution to jerk characters in these games is always to placate and rehab thier behaviour instead of the narrative/your accomplishments working towards that instead.

Idk. I think a lot of ppl have no problem kissing up to tsundere types in games but I'm like entirely too autistic and too "it's the principle of the matter" to be able to? If March is supposed to develop from being antagonistic and rude then it feels shitty that it comes from undeserved, infinite olive-branches and not just the natural progression of time/story? So at least I can mostly ignore him, tho as a consequence it takes fucking ages to increase his hearts passively that way. You can rebuff and scold him in the 2 heart event and I hope they carry that "I'm not taking your stupid ass bullshit, March" energy for the future hearts too. Because I'm out here infrastructure/farm-maxing, I'll spoil him w conversation and gifts when he figures his shit out on his own lol and we get on neutral ground.

Also I just generally don't like how abrupt his change towards you is on Friday nights. I get it's supposed to be comedic but when he's randomly only nice to you when he's drunk, and he's the only character who's Friday night interactions don't seem to have any bearing on his disposition or dialogue with you after (yet everyone else references their Friday night interactions w you and each other) it makes it feel almost non-canonical as opposed to a hidden quirk of his.

Also idk, "only nice when drunk" isnt the incentive to befriend him the devs think it is lol

[unlikecharlie]

every comment or post that I see yelling about sympathy, empathy, and reminding us that those people are humans with lives and families only makes me wish they're dead even harder. matter of fact, I hope they all suffer as much as possible and then go to hell and suffer even more. there

[scourgeofshadows]

Me: Loudly sobbing in the closet

My sis: Are you okay? Me: Pauses Apology Tour and looks at her with tears streaming down my face

My sis: Sees my laptop with Apology Tour paused in the bg Ohhh-

[novantinuum]

Anyways I guess casual statement for the record since I've Hinted at this but never really overtly said it... Regardless of what my face looks like I am Not a woman, please and thank you.

I've recently come to the understanding that I am a transmasc flavor of nonbinary, in fact. Despite this I will likely Never be able to safely transition, so uh. Yeah. I just Look like that, okay? But please, holy shit- I am not a woman. I am now using he/they. It's in my bio.

[kingofanemptyworld]

now that I’ve read a fic that even sort of just implies this I’m dying over the idea of Ichigo unwittingly seducing Grimmjow into switching sides, because Ichigo — oblivious fucker that he is — would have literally no clue what was going on or why it was happening

[butchvamp]

ah, yes, taash doesnt Get It TM because the evil qun has poisoned their mind…… nevermind that this could have been a perfect opportunity to connect the two (even if taash does feel differently than flynn). it’s not the fact that they’re just sheltered in general and new to all of this. and apparently have no friends(?) and all their peers treat them like a child despite them being an accomplished dragon hunter. it’s just always the qun's fault. why the fuck would flynn say that

[alittleemo]

patron saint of things left in your pockets in the laundry