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[waleedgamil]

MOVIE : Shrapnel

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[simstationdance]

Anto Patricia converted for male sims - 16 natural colors + volatile recolor base

(shown above in Shrapnel)

I guess now you could call it Anto... Patrick...? sorry-

AGES: CM-EM POLYCOUNT: ~11k INFO: - Two families, grey linked to black. - All files are tooltipped and compressed. - Mesh included. - Animated. - Turnaround (shown in Volatile)

The volatile recolor file is located in the custom bin.

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CREDITS: Microscotch, PlatinumAspiration, Rudhira, Io, Pooklet, DigitalAngels, Celestialspritz (thank you for helping me out 🥺) and uh me too I guess-

Extra info and long winded backstory under the cut.

Okay so, you might remember that a while back I asked on Garden of Shadows if anyone would be willing to convert this hair for male sims. I usually try to do hyper-specific stuff like this by myself, but in this case I felt like I needed outside help because a. I didn't know how to use Milkshape at all because it had been a solid year since I last tried to use it, and b. I was afraid of Milkshape because I once attempted 4t2 conversions and it went so catastrophically wrong that the bones/joints mesh explosion monsters haunt my nightmares to this day.

But despite that, I decided to start learning how to use Milkshape again, mostly to make clothes - minor things like shoe swaps and small edits. But also I guess for this too. Not that I'm complaining, I liked the learning process, and I like to make things gender neutral. It turns out that, as a beginner, editing pre-existing meshes is significantly easier than trying to create a new one. Who would've guessed.

The hair gave me a bit of trouble, especially around the ears, but with some finagling as well as advice and assistance from some kind souls, it now looks tucked behind them, like the original. The child mesh is unchanged, because CM and CF might as well always be CU.

I didn't retexture the female version of Anto Patricia, and I also only did it in a handful of natural colors (the ones I use in my own game), because at the end of the day this was for my own use for the one (1) sim pictured above in the preview. There would've been binned unnaturals too but the conversion really was just for This One Guy and he's not really a hair dye kind of person.

But I included a base texture, and a bodyshop recolor package for the male mesh, if anyone wants to add more colors or retexture it or whatever. The mapping is the same for both so you can use the texture/colors on the female mesh as well.

If I get more energy in the future, I'll attempt to do the 33 colors in my Io/Pooklet swatch and possibly a Remi V2 textured version for both. For now though, this exists.

[amybabyssims2]

I'm running out of men's hairstyles at the moment so I thought I'd throw a female hairstyle out here. In my colors except for the brown which is Shrapnel. Credits and preview in file.

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So I've been rewatching Star Trek: TNG as comfort TV during/post-move and just got to Yesterday's Enterprise, which I remember liking well enough, but man, it's really unusual in the context of the rest of these early episodes. For one thing, the violence shown is a lot more stark than we've seen in the show thus far - Riker with his throat cut, Captain Garrett with the metal shrapnel in her head, lingering close-ups on dead faces. It's dark and moody and the "happy ending" resolution (as far as we know at this point, anyway) is saving the few survivors of a brutal battle, patching them up, and then shipping them straight back into that battle to be killed.

Given the show's not-so-great track record with its female characters, it's weirdly refreshing that we get a re-do for Tasha Yar. And yeah, she falls in love with a dude and goes off with him on his ship, but she was ready to say goodbye to him and that would've been that - what finally prompts her to step willingly into the meat-grinder is the realization that she had an "empty death" (Guinan had some really raw lines in this one) in the other timeline, and that now her death can have some meaning. It's nicely done, if a bit of a self-flagellating "mea culpa" on the writers' parts.

The alternate timeline isn't the gleeful, campy evil of the Mirrorverse, it's just an exhausted grind through the final days of a losing war. Lots of little touches show how desperate things have become - Wesley's been fast-tracked to a full ensign, Picard is a tactician first and foremost (he takes officers' opinions under advisement, yes, but he's also keeping from them the inevitable, imminent surrender), the bridge is laid out so the captain is front and center with everyone else in the background. As a contrast with the actual Enterprise's chill 90s living room lounge vibe, it's pretty striking. It's like a sneak preview into the bleak and war-heavy sci-fi that would start saturating pop culture a decade or so later, and then it's a firm rejection of that premise - "This isn't a ship of war. It's a ship of peace."

I have a long, long history with TNG - DS9 is my favorite Trek on balance, but TNG is encoded in my DNA. From around ages 3 and 5, my brother and I were watching and rewatching TNG constantly. (My parents would laugh over the fact that my brother didn't know how to read yet but had memorized the episode titles of the first couple seasons.) We had pajamas. We scoured every garage sale and had a giant metal can full of action figures and phasers and tricorders and ships and even, shockingly, that transporter toy that made things disappear using mirrors.

The tactile experience of those toys is burned in my brain - the loose nacelles on the Enterprise model, the click of the left phaser button, the little hole at the bottom of the Borg cube that we once stuck a pencil in and had the tip of the graphite snap off and rattle around forevermore. My brother and I played incessantly with our action figures, to the point where most of them had the paint at least partially rubbed off - we created hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of new episodes over the years. The first time I ever used a touchscreen was at some sort of Star Trek exhibition in Canada in the early 90s that we stumbled across on our way to visit my grandparents.

I'm always fascinated by how kids interact with fictional media - my brother and I were so young, but we obviously knew Star Trek wasn't real. Except... I just always assumed that important people watched it, realized "well, that seems nice", and were actively working to make that future happen. I was (perhaps a little embarrassingly) older when I realized that no, we weren't gonna be out there on science missions to the stars during my lifetime. At least, not in an Enterprise kind of way.

At any given time, there's just this Star Trek filter over how I experience the world - when I got to go to college thanks to scholarships, I had that weighty feeling of responsibility and awe that came with daydreaming about Starfleet Academy. I saw my career shift from the gold of engineering to the blue of science to the red of command. And the older I get, the more I appreciate a show that, for all its flaws, managed to make a utopia interesting and complex.

Because TNG was such a phenomenon when I was a little kid in the early 90s, a lot of my family relationships also have TNG tied up in them. I remember going to my grandparents' apartment and my uncle showing us a fan magazine about the show. I remember another uncle who didn't really "get it" but gifted me and my brother astronaut ice cream because he knew we liked that space stuff. I remember watching most episodes curled up on the couch or my parents' bed with my brother and my mom and dad. When Mom got sick and we talked about death, I remember the way she wistfully brought up the Nexus from Generations or how she hoped she could see the next season of Picard (she didn't, sadly, but she really enjoyed that first season). Hell, one of the first real bonding moments I had with my otherwise hyper-professional and businesslike PhD advisor was when she made a TNG joke, I laughed at it, and she said, "I just love that show, everyone's so nice to each other."

It's just been a lot of fun coming back to this show, is all. I think I periodically forget how much it's affected me and the extent to which it was a fundamental, formative influence. While a lot of it either hasn't aged well or fails to hold up to modern media analysis, so much of it is still lovely, and occasionally there are these moments of shockingly good storytelling.

Star Trek good.

[mxtwister]

Same Old Story - Part 1 of Discordant Days

Chapter 3: The Stranger Pt. 3 - Discordia Concors

Rating: Teen and Up

Characters: Player Character, Kayleigh, Morgante, Eugene

Warnings: Mild Gore and Body Horror Elements

Summary: Backed into a corner by a horrifically powerful Archangel, Kayleigh and The Stranger make a last-ditch attempt to save their lives, and do it together.

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Preview under the cut

Oh no, you won’t dare stop and stare again.

There was a bang and a whistle. Air like the edge of a blade dashed across white static flesh–if it could even be called that–while soda-pop acid spray liquefied stone and metal until it sagged into open wounds in the earth. The station was dying. It’s master, too.

But not quickly enough.

Your fingers and toes have turned ice cold.

“Over here!” Kayleigh’s cry pierced the nearly unbearable pitch surrounding them, a sound that could not be heard but felt in the brain like a tight, twinning wire. She swung around the Archangel’s head, taunting it, splitting through its barely-parted fingers when it swung its hands at her and curving delicately around the shrapnel still hovering in the air like little fighter jets awaiting their commands. Her wounded wing faltered. Little spits of blood dappled her still-booming stereos.

“Quick, while it’s distracted!” She didn’t need to say it aloud for The Stranger to understand. They knew it just as they knew it wouldn’t be distracted for long.

This thing wasn’t fighting for its life. No, despite its broken, half-scattered form and the air of death that lingered out from between the cracks in its skull, they knew that survival was far from its mind. It wasn’t fighting because it had to. It was fighting because it wanted to.

Oh no, there’s nothing up your sleeve this time. With all of my might I’ll shut your eyes.

When it twisted around, grabbing at the air where Kayleigh nearly was, The Stranger seized the chance and ran in close enough to score a hot streak across the side of its face. The Archangel reared back, a fracture blossoming where the blow had been struck spewing black ooze–inchor?–that dripped down in a long, swelling tear that The Stranger knew instinctively would burn if they touched it, feeling the way it sizzled the air. Its lips curled, a black-bordered snarl of anger. Its hand tore away from Kayleigh and came down towards them. They lunged out of the way, but just as they felt the wall of rushing air close in behind them a scalding, electric agony seared up their spine and they realized with a stab of horror that it had caught them by the tail like some kind of sickly humorous mousetrap.

You can’t climb these stairs, they’re far too steep for you

The Stranger scrambled desperately against the slippery, fluid-stained ground, failing to find purchase, their claws scratching uselessly until they were cracked and raw and their own blood mingled with that surrounding them. A well of iron taste rose in their mouth, their lungs. All they saw was black. Black blood, black shadow, black shards pulling off and away from the Archangel’s skin, terrifically sharp and all angled right at them.

CODA MORGANA

Pack your bags  and say

A final surge of adrenaline ripped through them; they wrenched themself free of its grasp and leapt towards what they hoped–prayed–was safety.

goodnight.

[sunwarmed-ash]

🔥Sinful Sunday🔥

I need attention, I don't care who its from... Baby, you know, I don't like to be alone.

Love me or Hate me, I just don't care

Characters: Billy Hargrove, Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Max Mayfield, Neil Hargrove Rating: Explicit- Violence TW: Child abusive, homophobic language, violence Tags: Billy Hargrove centered, numb Billy, fighting, unhealthy ways of dealing with stress, the homoeroticism of Billy Hargrove and Steve Harrington, enemies to friends?, Not really a slash because I wasn't planning on continuing this but meh I might, Eddie Munson & Billy Hargrove Preview:

“Yo! Harrington! What the fuck are you doing!?” “Back the fuck off Hargrove,” Steve growls, not even casting a look Billy’s way as he hurtles another. It explodes instantly upon impact.   “Dude, stop!” Billy charges forward, hand up to protect his eyes from the shrapnel about to be projected his way. “Fuck, stop! You’re going to hurt yourself!” Or me. Billy’s able to smack the next bottle out of Steve’s hands and onto the grass before it can shatter.   “That’s the point dipshit!” Steve shouts in his face, so loud and with so much anger Steve loses his footing and falls hard onto the pile of broken shards. Instead of screaming in agony like any sane person would, he just lets out a pleased laugh that is borderline hysterical. “Just leave me the fuck alone man…” “You’re upset, fine. But don’t do this shit. You’re gonna get someone else hurt.” Billy huffs. He pulls Steve off the manufactured landmine and moving them into the grass. By the time they reach it Steve is slapping Billy’s hands off of him.  “Since when do you give a fuck about anyone but yourself?” And the comment stings worse than Neils slurs. Because fuck you Harrington.  “Eat shit. You don’t know me.” “Yeah? And whose fault is that?” He fires back hotly.  Billy’s eyebrows pull together trying to figure out what he’s talking about.  Steve huffs in frustration.  “Just leave me alone.”

*AN and with this little one shot we have officially posted 100 works on ao3!!!!!!!

[picturesofthegoneworlds]

Preview for Intertwined, chapter 14

Laudna holds the freshly de-scaled fish under the surface of the running river, its underside slit open from gill to tail, dyeing the water around it in crimson tendrils that are shaped by its current, decorated by errant shining scales, motion fast and twisting so it creates shapes more akin to bolts than clouds, magic-

Blood strikes away from her pallid skin; carries down the river back towards their camp nestled in the alcove of giant tree roots.

Laudna had insisted that Imogen stay on her bedroll that morning, to try and get the rest adequate to fully heal-over the puncture under her ribs. She woke with no nightmares to report, but all of the tossing and turning Laudna watched her conduct in her sleep had her grimacing when her own slumber had abandoned her, fumbling for what to do and ending up paralysed within arm’s length of Imogen in her own bedroll.

Last night was-

well.

Laudna had made a choice. Exposed herself, past how much she already did so by travelling with a telepath

That still felt remarkable in and of itself (Imogen is remarkable).

The freshly removed fish guts on the bank of the river

Laudna drops half of them into the stream organ by organ, leaves the other a platter on the floor for whom or whatever finds them.

Out of innards

Torn and bare, bared, raw. Imogen had seen the molars through the ripped flesh in Laudna’s mother’s cheeks, had last night seen her attempt to just peel her whole face off, remove the ability to be a doppelganger for an elf with tan and pink skin.  

Mourning. Veiling. What she had or what she had lost. She was never sure if that was for one or the other or both.

Either way, it was inspiring. She kind of enjoys it, actually, now (especially now. Excited, even, at how she perhaps has an audience to appreciate her fine outfitting)

Laudna will make them both breakfast. Fish fried in butter with chickweed - she had seen a fair amount tangled in the vines.

Moss, she should collect and dry out more moss. A lot more.

Silt is disturbed on the calmer slight-bend at the bank of the river.

A larger fish with rough and warted skin like a toad crawls out on hind legs from under flat rocks that are surely slick with algae and moss.

Rivers of red

It has whiskers like a cat fish, though much longer, must have noticed the disturbance in the water with such, using them as rods to lasso swimming organs into its gullet.  

Laudna had scooped the offal out of the clean line of dissection she had made, scraped against fleshy ribs with the tips of her talons.

She could have plunged a finger into the tear in Imogen’s side, the gap was accommodating enough. Could have pulled out her intestines in one long string and gathered them like rope under her arm-

Not that she would

Someone else, maybe

Maybe under their rule

(she can’t have her. she can’t give her the chance.)

It feels like heartburn

It’s not warming

Imogen's breath came out as mist when she stood in Laudna’s vicinity. Veil covering, buffeting the touch between Imogen's hand and her shrapneled jaw. Warm flesh on bone. Delightful. Laudna does not think on how bone should be able to receive the feel of the touch without the nerve endings.  

Perhaps she muses on it for a moment. Magic.

(you can read the previous chapters here)

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

Sicktember Fic Preview Time!

This fic uses prompts:

24 Tales From the Waiting Room

26 Heart Condition/Cardiac Arrest 

Alt 1 Hospital Bed

With a glint in his eye, Peter grabbed a hold of a nearby support pillar and ascended towards the lofty ceiling. He planted one hand, then a foot, followed by his other two limbs. Then he gradually crawled his way over to Mr. Stark’s desk. He could barely contain his delight as he suddenly disengaged his sticky prowess and dropped to the floor directly in front of Mr. Stark.

A loud gasp escaped Mr. Stark’s mouth as he reached up to clutch his chest.“Christ. Pete!” he shouted, sending Peter into a fit of laughter.  He sucked in a harsh breath and rubbed his knuckles over his sternum. “Are you trying to kill me? I have a heart condition!”

The dramatic reaction was exactly what Peter was hoping for. Something amusing to break away from the monotony classes and school work. He reigned in his cackling just enough to speak. “Don’t worry Mr. Stark.” He raised his hands in a placating manner. “Fear-induced stress cardiomyopathy is like- super-duper rare.”

Mr. Stark released an extended breath and leaned back his chair. He closed his eyes for a few seconds, then asked, “How would you know?”

Peter grinned. “I looked it up.” 

“Why?” Mr. Stark demanded, his face twisted into a look of combined horror and distrust. “Why would you look that up, Pete? Are you plotting more jump scares in my future?”

“No.” Peter smiled. As much as Mr. Stark liked to joke about having a heart condition, the truth was, he did have one. It was a result of the shrapnel that had pierced his body, the arc reactor he’d embedded in his chest, and the eventual removal of both. Although, he’d never admit those were the reasons he’d started researching cardiac health. He shrugged his shoulders and rocked back on his heels. “I just like to know things.”

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The Life of the Morningstars: Chapter 20 Preview!

"No! No, no, nonono! Fuck!" Even in his full demon form and using all his strength, Lucifer couldn't break a door, a wall, nothing. They were trapped. "I can't believe they warded the Embassy!"

"Lulu, it's okay. We'll find a way out of here." Beelzebub tried to reassure her baby brother. "Would it make you feel any better to see how they're doing in the battle? I know our precious little niece and her friends are probably kicking ass right now."

It honestly would help calm his nerves to see that his daughter and her ragtag group he had come to love and care for were faring well against Adam and his army. But he couldn't extend his reach past the wards on the building. Unless... "Someone pull up a live fed of the Exterminations on your phone and use your magic to project! Someone is always covering it!" 

Walking over to one of the tables, Lucifer sat down with the other three sins as Asmodeus had done as he requested. Carefully watching, he pulled out his own phone to make a call. He hated asking them to come out in the middle of the Extermination, especially now that the treaty was broken, but they needed out of this building.

So far so good. Seems like Alastor had put up a barrier, keeping any more of the angels to get near them so they could take down the ones already caught inside of it. That creepy bastard was coming through better than the king could have hoped. Wait. Were those...?

"Uh... Luci? Why are there tentacles coming out of that barrier?"

"Yeah. That's something I'd expect to see from Ozzie, mate."

"That's really cool though. They're wielding weapons. I bet that guy is fun to party with."

Well, it was effective at the very least. And very on brand for the radio demon. "I doubt a guy from the 1930's is gonna wanna party the same way you do, Bee." 

"Come and get some!"

"Eat shrapnel fuckers!"

"....Those two on the other hand might be more up your alley."

"Is that Angel Dust?!"

"Of course, all three of you know who he is!" Who knew Angel Dust was so popular in the other rings? Maybe he could get the spider demon a new job with Ozzie after the battle.

[whispermask]

gasoline in your heart ch.4/10 | ghost/soap/könig

read on ao3 | first ~ next | ch wc: 2.2k, total: 34k | completed

tags: smut, eventual ot3, fwbs to lovers, porn with feelings, jealous!ghost

summary: soap and ghost start hooking up; soap and könig have apparently been hooking up; ghost doesn't know how to deal with it (eventual polycule), chapter 4 is more ghost/könig-centric 

preview: He almost gives himself whiplash turning to face the source of the voice. It’s König. Simon realizes his mistake instantly, the sleeves of his heather-grey thermal sweater pushed up so that the tattoos on his left arm are clearly visible. He’s usually so careful, covering his tattoos when he’s in London, the obverse to wearing a mask while deployed. König flushes, clearly embarrassed at having guessed right, probably wishing he hadn’t said anything at all.

Once the mission is completed—all six missiles recovered safely, the big bad gunned down in Istanbul after going on the lam—and he’s shaken hands with just about every bureaucratic officer in the chain of command, Ghost is required to take two weeks leave before his next assignment in Azerbaijan.

Home for Christmas. Hurray.

As a rule, Ghost spends his leaves resting and healing. When he settles into bed on his first night back in his Chiswick flat, he sleeps for fourteen dreamless hours. Once he manages to drag himself into the loo for a piss and a shower, he catches sight of himself in the mirror. He’s wearing civvies, pajamas at that, maskless, not a piece of tactical equipment in sight. He grips the bathroom counter and leans forward to get a closer look at his face, seeks to recognize the person staring back at him. He catalogs what he sees. Tries to fit the puzzle pieces together. 

From his right cheekbone to the corner of his mouth is a silvery white scar, keloided and gnarled. Got that one in Somalia over a decade ago, from a girl who couldn’t have been more than fourteen. She had come at him after he’d forced his way into the target’s home, a man who was wanted for a slew of things but chief among them in Ghost’s mind was the child trafficking. She hadn’t even hesitated to throw herself at him with her arm raised above her head, the blade already arcing down to cut open his face. Ghost had only realized after he’d killed her, firing the gun in reflex, blinded by his own blood and driven by his body’s stress response, that she was likely one of the victims. He had neglected to treat the wound, instead letting it become infected so the scar would never fade. He’d ended up in the hospital for sepsis two weeks later. He was pulled from active duty for two months after that. 

A scar on his neck, red and thin, an attempt to slit his own throat at twenty-eight, just returned from the dead after a seven month stint as a POW in Afghanistan and pissed to the point of alcohol poisoning;

a smattering of small, thin scars above his left temple, shrapnel he’d caught after a helo had gone down with him in it, the pilot’s lifeless eyes staring at him where he laid twenty feet away from the carnage, having been ejected from the cockpit by the force of the impact;

a cigarette burn on his left brow, a gift from his father when he was only nine years old. His eyebrow had never grown back the same, the line of it permanently broken by a slash of purplish skin. 

The list goes on.

Ghost struggles to reconcile the man he sees before him with the black-eyed phantom he sees from under the mask. It’s like uncanny valley, there’s enough there that he registers his own face, he just can’t tell if it’s real, doesn’t know who he is right now. Simon, he supposes. In all his naked, scarred glory. A creature of flesh, exposed and fallible.

Simon sighs, roughs his palm over his stubble, grown out enough now that it’s nearly a beard. He goes for the shaving kit in the vanity and then changes his mind, decides to let it grow out. 

-

Bam is Simon’s seventy-seven year old neighbor. Born and bred in Chiswick, she mother hens the hell out of him during the few times a year he’s actually home. She’d even talked him into taking up yoga and meditation “for your mental health, Simon, don’t be dense.” Had strong-armed him into attending a class with her, where other blue haireds had cooed and fawned over his first attempt at downward dog. It’s a practice he’d taken to rather quickly, reserving thirty minutes of his mornings for sun salutations, circumstances permitting. 

She doesn’t have any family, like Simon, and he often finds himself accompanying Bam on her shopping trips, chuffed when she insists on buying him a chocolate at the register like how he'd imagine his Nan might've if she hadn't passed when he was a baby. He helps her get her cat to the vet one time, the wretched thing hacking and howling, clawing the ever-loving shite out of Simon’s arm. He doesn’t tell her he’s allergic, but she brings him benadryl and a cuppa while he’s sitting on her sofa once the cat had been determined to be healthy and whole, just royally pissed that his owner had changed cat food brands. 

She takes him to see Rage Against the Machine at Finsbury Park for his birthday after Somalia. He wines and dines her to show his appreciation the next time he’s on leave, kisses her cheek after he drops her off at her flat. She always pats his face and says he’s a good boy, that anybody would be so lucky to have him. It’s the healthiest not-relationship he’s ever been in.

It’s Christmas Eve morning. He’s in St. James’s, shopping for a Christmas gift for Bam at her favorite jeweler. The shop is quaint and bright, playing Frank Sinatra��s Christmas album softly. He’s debating which style of chain to get for Bam’s necklace when he hears the bells on the front door jingle and someone behind him says “Ghost?”

He almost gives himself whiplash turning to face the source of the voice. Ghost recognizes those burning blue eyes. It's König.

Simon realizes his mistake instantly, the sleeves of his heather-gray thermal sweater pushed up so that the tattoos on his left arm are clearly visible. He’s usually so careful, covering his tattoos when he’s in London, the obverse to wearing a mask while deployed. König flushes, clearly embarrassed at having guessed right, probably wishing he hadn’t said anything at all.

“Not on leave,” Simon says. “Here I’m just Simon.”

“I will not be calling you that,” König says. He is blond, Ghost realizes with a twinge, a creamy ash unlike Simon’s dishwater. But blond nonetheless, and well groomed, dressed in civvies, a black peacoat overtop a pale blue button up and grey fitted slacks. He’s almost too pretty, face unmarred and symmetrical. His eyes are deepset and penetrating, even more startling blue like frost without the veil.

“Have it your way.”

“I didn’t come here looking for you,” König hurries, putting his hands up in defense. “I promise, I wasn’t following you.”

“Never said you were.”

“I’m visiting my sister in South Kensington for Hanukkah.”

“Happy Hanukkah,” Simon says.

“Merry Christmas,” König responds.

The bells jingle again and a young woman, similar in likeness to König but much shorter, enters the jewelry shop, a small dark haired child clutching her hand trailing behind her. König’s sister, Simon guesses.

“Klaus, wir werden zu spät kommen — oh, hello,” the woman says. 

“Petra, this is—” König starts, stops, brushes a hand through his hair. “Simon.” 

“Are you sure about that?” Petra asks, teasing, brow arching. Her accent is a bit posh but undeniably Austrian, like her brother’s. 

“Well—” König starts.

“A pleasure,” Simon interrupts, and shakes Petra’s hand. The child, still a toddler Simon realizes, stares up at him from behind Petra’s leg. “Hullo,” Simon tries, and the child tucks his face further out of view.

“Joachim, say hi,” Petra encourages. Joachim shakes his head against her leg. “Sorry, he’s a bit nervous around strangers.”

“My ugly mug doesn’t help, I’m sure,” Simon says, going for playful.

“Oh, not at all. That is, not that I–I mean, you’re very tall,” Petra stutters. “The scars are kind of working for you.”

“Please make this stop,” König whispers from behind the hand he’s slapped against his forehead. 

“We’ve got to go anyway,” Petra says. “We’re meeting mum for lunch at Fallow.”

“Oi, ‘aven’t they got one of those stars?” Simon asks

“A Michelin star? Yes, that’s right—” Petra responds, smiling. 

“Ja, ja, Petra is a successful barrister, a real wunderkind, she takes mum out to extravagant, Michelin-starred restaurants and puts me to shame,” König intones and waves his hand. Simon laughs. König stares like he's grown a second head.

“Right,” Petra says, looking between the two. “Anyway, it was lovely to meet you Simon. Klaus, wir sind spät. Let’s go, ja?” She hooks her arm in König’s and begins walking the three of them towards the door, Joachim still clinging to her other side. 

“Likewise,” Simon says. “Happy holidays.” 

“See you,” König says, hesitating in the doorway. He seems to want to say more but Petra’s not having it as she drags him out.

“Scheiße, Klaus. Just ask for his number next time,” he hears Petra say as the door closes.

-

Simon picks out a delicate silver chain with a dove shaped pendant surrounded by quarter karat diamonds. He's allowed to spoil Bam, has so much money in his savings account it’s a little sickening. He’s not one to splurge, especially on himself, but once he sees the dove he knows it’s the perfect choice for her, his saving grace.

As he’s rounding the corner for the tube station, he sees König leaned against a building across the street. When he spots Simon, he jogs over, nearly getting himself rundown by a black cab who honks at his wave of apology.

“How have you survived this long?” Simon asks.

“He knows jokes!” König says. “Your guess is as good as mine.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be at lunch?”

“I told Petra I left my wallet at one of the shops.”

“And did she say it doesn’t matter because you’re not paying for lunch either way?”

“Ha! Johnny said you were funny, I just didn’t believe him.”

And there it is, this unspoken thing between them. Simon recalls the way König’s back had flexed under the red light, how he had lifted Soap with ease, graceful line of his body coiled with power but not violent, almost tender in spite of how hard he had been fucking Soap. 

“Look, I didn’t know you two were—”

“It really isn't like that,” König interrupts. “Well, it is. But, it’s just not realistic for men like us is it? Doing what we do, the risks we take. ” Any promise they’ve ever made outside of their professional careers—to lovers, friends, family even—inevitably broken, disappointment festering into resentment. 

“S’pose not,” Simon says.

“I think he misses you, though he won’t admit it.”

“Could you. Well, would you give me his number?”

“Of course! Here take mine too while we’re at it” König responds and pulls out his phone. “What’s your number?” Simon gives it to him.

“Thanks,” Simon says when his phone lights up in his palm with the notification.

“What will you say?” König asks.

“You’ll just have to wait to find, won’t you,” Simon says. König flinches. He doesn’t mean it to be cruel, and isn't particularly bothered that Soap has shared the details of their escapades with König. He has every right to talk about it with whomever he pleases, trusts Soap wouldn't forgo professional decorum outside of this thing he has going with both Ghost and König. 

“I didn’t mean it like that—” he starts.

“Nee, nee, warte," König interrupts, holding up a hand. "Johnny likes you. He really, really likes you. And I could too, for him, I think.” König flushes, and Simon’s eyes watch it spread down his neck to the v of his shirt. Snaps his eyes back up to König's face, his pink lips. Then he turns on his heel and leaves, Simon staring after him. 

-

It’s a rare thing that he’s home for Christmas, so Bam had insisted on doing it up right. Had him carry a tree up three flights of stairs and forced him into a Santa hat while they decorated with popcorn garlands and dusty ornaments Bam had pulled from the depths of her hall closet. 

Christmas day, he helps Bam prepare dinner. Honeyed ham, roasted potatoes, rosemary brussel sprouts, yorkshire pudding, and Christmas trifle for dessert. They feast and get pissed on Kentucky bourbon, swapping stories and hurling jabs, bantering. Simon hadn't realized how much he missed Soap until now, sharing Bam's easy company and wishing Soap was there with him. They sway to Rod Stewart’s Merry Christmas, Baby and chain smoke an entire pack of Davidoffs. It’s midnight by the time Bam’s falling asleep at the table, cigarette dangling from between her fingers. Simon stubs it out in the ashtray and carries her to bed, tucks her in with a kiss on the forehead.

“Such a good boy, Simon,” Bam mutters, half-awake. “All alone in this world. Simon, when you find someone, don’t let them go.” She then turns over, pulling the sheets around her, and begins to snore. Simon backs out of the room and closes the door softly.

He sits in the armchair by the fire, basks in the warmth of it, dazed and well-fed. He considers what Bam said and isn’t surprised to find Soap waiting on the other side of that door once he’s dared to open it. König's words ring in his ears. “I could too, for him.”

Could he…? For Johnny? 

He would give Johnny the world on fire, he thinks, if he asked for it, but maybe he’s just drunk.

His blood pulses in his ears as he considers it. What it might be like to fuck Soap with another man’s dick shoved deep down Soap’s throat, in Soap’s ass rubbing against his. The bourbon sings in his blood: yes, you could. yes, you could.

Before he’s even decided, he’s got his pants unbuttoned and pushed down his hips. He palms his cock, rubs over the sensitive head, gets himself to half mast and grips the outline of it through his briefs. Snaps a picture. Send it to Soap with the caption ‘ You were right. ’ Then he adds ‘ Merry Christmas ’ and turns his phone off. He does up his pants and finds a throw blanket and settles on the sofa. The room spins. He closes his eyes.

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wir werden zu spät kommen: we’re going to be late wir sind spät: we’re late Nee, nee, warte: no, no, wait (what I read about this was that it’s often used by a teacher/instructor when speaking to a student which I thought was kind of appropriate for this interaction and also König talking down in a way to Ghost is doing things for me)

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In my standard colors except for the brown which is Shrapnel. Made by @spell-bloom. credits and preview in file. DOWNLOAD I SFS

[joz-yyh]

Rust - Ch. 7 (Preview)

SUMMARY: A “how they got together” and “where they are now” fic in which I detail how Damian and Tardif meet and consequently fall in love. No beta. Read at your own risk.

RATING: T (for preview only / descriptions of gore/injury)

PAIRING: Bounty Hunter x Flagellant

WORD COUNT: 2,135

A/N: Damian needs to enlist the aid of a fellow hero if he’s going to overcome the nature behind Tardif’s surreptitious injuries. Everything has it’s price, even life itself.

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Damian stalks his fingers along the severed object embedded in Tardif’s abdomen, the shape of it round like a tusk. He doubts the foreign gouge can be removed conventionally, needing a razor's edge to cut the gear off of him if he wants to see how deep it runs.

The sheer size of it is worrisome. If this was truly some relic of a creature's tooth or claw, it must've come from something massive and the flagellant cannot place it's origin to any of the foes he knew, wonders what kind of mess Tardif had gotten mixed up in order to end up like this.

“Perhaps you’d be more agreeable to the infirmary," the flagellant presses, anger lines forming on his face, this better to accept than the sadness gripping hold of him.

Even if he assembles some crude means of transport to drag Tardif through the woods, the man had lost too much blood and would not likely survive the trek back to the sanitarium.

“Not … gunna be … poked and prod at," the bounty hunter protests, grumbling weakly, "ye can't anyway. It's ... it's... holdin' everythin' in."

“Holding everything in …,” Damian echoes, his overwrought mind steady piecing the euphemism together.

He can’t remove it, not when it’s the only thing keeping his partner's insides from falling out.

The flagellant no longer cares about being thorough. He gets to work healing what flesh he can, only getting so far before he's repelled, an unseen barrier protecting the object and the eviscerated organs surrounding it. Perplexed, but no less persistent, the morbid priest tries again and again to mend tissue, cauterize veins, and each time he is met with the same unfortunate result.

No ordinary opponent could have done this. A force of darkness so strong that even an oversized piece of shrapnel could command such power spoke of something incredibly evil.

"Tardif, what was your enemy,” Damian insists through a grit of teeth, “Describe it to me.”

"Don't know," the brute churns out, panting with the effort it takes to speak.

"Now is not the time to–” Damian starts, an exhorted cry, but the bounty hunter’s garbled bark interjects him.

"Couldn't see the damn thing," the brute growls, running himself ragged.

The flagellant shakes his head, eyes widening under the shroud of his hood, stumbling upon a realization that devastates him.

“I can’t heal this,” he admits, feeling useless and hating every part of himself that brought them to this point, “There's dark magic here. We need Alhzared."

"Great," Tardif offers sarcastically, fatigue weighing him down, sinking further into his partner's grip, “why didn’t I think of that.”

"I will be quick," the flagellant promises, withdrawing himself from around the bounty hunter, laying him down as considerably as he can.

"Survived this long. What's another 30 minutes," the brute jokes, understandably more irritable than usual as he shifts to lie on his side, bereft of his partner's scaffold of limbs and the comfort it brought.

"Try not to move," comes Damian's propelled instruction, fearing that the stubborn ox would make his condition worse if he lurched around too much.

"Then, don't take too long," the bounty hunter retorts, holding a hand over the hole in his stomach, plugged as it was with the worst kind of cork.

“I won’t,” the pale man pledges, already out the door, his steps beating like swift wings as they carry him into town.

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Damian clambers into the barracks, his sprint jostling some of the other heroes from their slumber, knocking into a bed frame, jumping over another's mattress so not to slow himself down.

He's met with resounding groans of annoyance, the squeaks of box springs and the rustling of sheets, but the hasty messenger pays them no mind, finding that the occultist resides the farthest away, against the back wall.

Candles provide a beacon to the pitch blackness, a projection of rotating lights, constellations of stars hung upon tapestries and persian rugs.

The flagellant skids to a halt once he enters Al's niche, the mystic sitting amidst a collective of pillows, absorbed in meditation.

"Tardif in danger," the priest heaves, having no time for proper sentences being out of breath as he was, "please, help."

The mystic inhales deeply, regarding his visitor with sage patience, "The stars spoke of darkness on the horizon. Now I see what form it takes.”

The flagellant cares not for cosmic mythos, not now, not at this moment. He needed action. Every second was another wasted.

"Please, I will do whatever you ask," the flagellant begs, frantic to get moving, "There is no time. He is dying."

"Yes, cursed with a very slow and painful death, I imagine," the mediterranean man nods, opening an enlightening eye, "I warned him not to underestimate the other side. See what suffering it brings."

Damian doesn't appreciate that remark, lets it show on his face, not that the other man is bothered by his offenses.

"Will you help us or not," the flagellant insists, unable to quell his anger despite needing this man's eldritch expertise.

“I am not a monster," Al declares, rising from the floor, taking up his effigy from the wooden dias in the center, “I will aid you, but at great cost.”

“I will pay it," Damian vows without hesitation.

“Oh, I have ways that will ensure you do,” the occultist warns, holding the old skull towards the holy man with careful instruction. "Place your hand in the flame."

Damian looks down at the haunting relic, sees that it's wick is yet unlit.

"What fl–," the flagellant asks, cut off by a supernatural gust of wind that circles the room, snuffing out what traces of light there was.

"That flame," the mystic explains, a knowing smirk curling beneath his mustache as his spectral phantasm burns brightly, it's vacant eye sockets seeming to flare eerily along with it.

Damian scowls with uncertainty, the doubt only lasting a moment when he considers what he must do, whose life is at stake.

As soon as his digits are within reach, the flame blazes, his hand consumed within an explosion of pyromancy as if the ghastly fire is alive, sensing his intent.

The flagellant pulls back, the fire making him feel deathly cold as it trails up his arm, turning his skin blue, illuminating the tissue and bone within, but there comes no pain.

“The contract has been made,” Al tells him, the candles returning to their normal steady glow, the skull talisman as well appears as nothing more than harmless decoration.

Al chuckles, a cocky triumphant grin, "I didn't expect a warrior of Light to be so quick to offer their soul to my great benefactor, but we thank you for your sacrifice."

Had he really done as the mystic said? Damian looks down at his hand, turning it over. There was no evidence of a pact, no burns, no marks that he could see. One could easily say the seance never happened.

"Come, we must fetch Paracelsus as well," the occultist instructs, calling his attention, “Follow me.”

"Y'LW'NAFH N'GHFT," he chants, gesturing with his hand as a conflagration of sigils appear, manifesting a swirling vortex of time and space.

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"No use hangin' out by the door," the bounty hunter grumbles, a mild invitation cloaked in sheer practicality.

Looming just out of sight, ripe with hesitation, Damian gasps lightly. Even with the wall dividing them, Tardif still knew he was there, waiting on the other side.

The priest keeps his head bowed as he plods into the bedroom, the cowl seeming to eclipse his whole face, fearful of what emotion his presence would have on the bounty hunter.

"H-how are you fairing," parses the flagellant, hovering outside the bed, keeping his distance as they exchange platitudes.

He's nervous. Tardif can see it in his every move.

"I've had worse days," the brute shrugs, a lame smirk tugging at his lips with no humor to accompany it.

"Paralecus said you should stay in bed," Damian reminds him, trying to play along with the levity, force a smile, but it doesn't keep. "I meant to take care of you, change your bandages."

This time, Tardif is the one who bows his head, his gaze fixated on the sheets pooling in his lap, the clench of his own fists that rest there.

"Guess ye have the gift of prophecy," the bounty hunter scoffs, now staring at the wall ahead with a moderate degree of contempt.

Damian frowns, inclining his neck, clearly befuddled by the insinuation.

"Ye don't remember," Tardif asks, surprised, angling his focus towards the absent-minded priest. "In the weald," the mercenary continues, the occasion forever branded into his memory, "when ye held a knife to me, tottin' leeches and bedrest?"

Ah, that. A scarred mouth opens to speak, then closes again. He can't seem to stop his shameful eyes from drifting toward the floor, jagged fingernails digging into the muscle of his right arm, clutched in punishment.

"I did not mean--" Damian finally starts, but the bounty hunter is quick to correct him.

"Heh, I know," he chuckles weakly, "Bad joke."

The flagellant isn't laughing. If anything the somber daze surrounding him grows deeper, more profound.

Damian risks treading closer, the brute turning to meet him, receptive and curious of his intentions.

A bloody hand reaches out as the holy man leans over the mattress, thumbing across the faint sheen of sweat collecting on the crest of dark brows.

Tardif is on the tail end of a fever, the priest can feel traces of it as he threads each tousled strand back into the damp plume of raven-colored hair.

Mismatched eyes close amidst the gentle pandering, the brigand becoming a meek disciple under these ministrations, letting his partner bless him with whatever tender ritual he wished.

Damian swallows, the action audible in the heavy silence. These informal gestures of trust fill him with such unabashed longing he can barely contain it.

"Let me get you something to drink," the blonde says, giving himself an excuse to pull away, mask his own desire for closeness just as another hair falls out of place.

A callous hand grasps at his wrist, warm and grounding as it tacitly holds him there.

"Just a little longer," Tardif asks, ruining the flagellant with those words, that beautiful aching smile.

This alone was enough to say what went unsaid, that Tardif still desired him, wanted him near.

The dam breaks, Damian's composure along with it as he falls to his knees, Tardif's hand is now in both of his, pressing them to his head like a crucifix in prayer.

"Where did you go," Damian sobs, a desperate slew of questions borne from his troubled mind, "Why did you leave?"

Tardif feels shame claim him as he considers the answer, letting precious seconds tick by, unable to voice what his partner wants to know because he's not ready to admit it, not even to himself.

"I feared the worst," the blonde continues when the other will not, his repressed feelings stripped free if their mortal coil, "I-I prayed for you I–"

"It's not important," the mercenary deflects, a curt grind of teeth. His insides squirm with a self-loathing sickness, knowing Damian weeps because of him.

"Of course it is," Damian insists, finally looking up from his lament, "I–I …!"

He's too afraid of what comes next, his throat closing too tightly around the words, leaving them there to trickle down and die.

"Later …," Tardif mumbles, growing weary thanks to the plague doctor's potent syringe, "… too tired now."

Damian goes quiet, blinking one last band of tears, nodding in obedience.

"Lay beside me," the bounty hunter tells him, slouching with disoriented cognition, shifting to make room on the bed.

Damian hesitates, weary of upsetting his partner's wounds even as Tardif tugs on his hand to join him.

"But your–"

"It'll help me sleep," the bounty hunter explains, distantly, his eyelids already getting heavy with the abetting cocktail of drugs in his system.

As awkward as it is, the flagellant doesn't let go of his lover's hand as he climbs into bed, mindful that none of his other body parts touch Tardif's, his scarred back curled towards the edge of the mattress.

As Damian lies there, he listens, waiting for heavy breaths to even out, squeezing at the thick fingers clasped in his, proof that this man was still here with him: real and alive.

Perhaps, it is out of mere reflex, a lucid dream that his gesture is returned, but flagellant doesn't care, he smiles all the same as he presses a surly hand to his lips, kissing the backs of tattooed knuckles.

He swears he catches Tardif smiling too, the sight filling him with a weightless salvation, a sense of belonging, knowing that this angel of death and carnage had come back to him.

The priest's eyes fall shut, meaning just to rest them, but before he knows it, he's already fast asleep.

{End Preview}

[onesecretperson]

Spyro, Wrath of the Wroyal Wraith - A Fanfiction Prologue Preview

Below is a demo build of the prologue for my upcoming fanfiction, currently titled “Spyro, Wrath of the Wroyal Wraith.” Though you’d have to read the full upcoming story to make sense of that title, so I might change it yet. I plan to release this and the first chapter very soon on the well-accepted fanfiction websites. From there I’ll put out chapters of the story as they’re finished, though I have a full outline mapped out so this shouldn’t have any huge hiatuses.  Feel free to have a read of this prologue to get a gander of my current writing style, even if this is low on dialogue. Thanks for your time and I appreciate your attention!

Even when hiding beneath the thin veil of night the prospect of sneaking into a realm of dragons felt perilous. The mild waves of the coastal ocean reflected a captivating view of multiple moons in the clear sky. Other than the motions of the sea and a breeze through the looming fields of grass few sounds disturbed the air. The usually choppy rocky shore rested calmly in the high tide, offering a wide and safe landing. Indeed, for the trio approaching this scene aboard a wooden dinghy, the serene rolling hills of the Artisan landscape impressed dread and urgency. 

The drivers of the wooden dinghy approaching this border of the Artisans realm did so using only the light of the moons. Arguably this was still too bright. A tall figure in a dark coat with a wide hat stood still aboard the dinghy and watched for dangers in the skyline. If he gave mind to the hazardous rocks ahead he’d surely be pounced upon from above. He dare not act against this thought. Surely the two goons he’d recruited could handle worrying about the rocks.

On either side of him two short, roundish, stubby creatures put all their exhausted strength into rowing toward the landing between labored breaths. Their collective focus was only broken when the dinghy’s hull screeched against a rock just below the water. The dinghy listed on its side while a spray of water accompanied by some wood shrapnel showered the drivers. This was enough for the tall figure to bathe and direct their rowing away from the rock and to the shore. Even with that slipup the dinghy was close enough to the landing to limp ashore. Despite some increased anxiety, the first part of their task was now done. 

The two stubby creatures leapt into the water and dragged the dinghy further ashore. As they struggled and grunted, the tall figure hobbled onto the shore as well, taking wide stilted steps. He gazed up this rocky coast to a carved frame in the short cliffside surrounded by dry thorny vines. It was still undisturbed. There was hope.

Behind him a dim light ignited from a lantern in the hand of one of the stubby creatures revealing its green skin and purple tinted eye bags. This Gnorc Goon aimed the lantern inland at the cliffside, squinting at the land as if trying to learn its greater motives. A patch of hazardous weeds in their path revealed that the cliffside was looking for a fight. The purple tint around the Gnorc’s eyes seemed to grow darker. 

“We’ve, ugh… made it Mister Toasty,” said the Gnorc Goon bearing the lantern. “How far’d this treasure be again?”

The tall figure turned his head, an aged jack-o-lantern covered in brown spots of decay which somehow seemed to scowl down at them. He quickly covered the Gnorc’s lantern with the sleeve of his worn dark red cloak. “Keep that thing hooded fool! Bah! I’m not as disposable as you!”

“Disposable?! Grah!” said the other Gnorc Goon as it lifted a spear over his shoulder. “We’re made from very shiny gems!”

“Besides, uh, they’re all snoozin’ now anyway… right?” said the lantern Gnorc.

“Bah!” said Toasty. “Those terrible, fire breathing, egocentric & overweight serpents could wake and pounce upon us in an instant! We must be bah-rief!”

Fear properly instilled, the two Gnorcs and Toasty hopped and crawled up the gravel incline toward the cliffside. The closer the cliff, the closer the plain atop it, and the closer the dragons may be. After a short struggle, a few scrapes, and a crawl through thorny vines, the trio arrived at the cliffside. Hidden in one of many shady alcoves stood a large door frame carved into the rock. While it seemed to be sealed with a stone slab, Toasty had a key: a worn sling blade wedged into the seam and jostled by a Gnorc until the door came loose.

An audible but muffled scraping sound ensued as the two Gnorcs pushed the door open. A cold chill from the coastal breeze rushing into the cavern startled them. Shaking in place they gazed down the descending tunnel. Everything ahead was pitch black, withholding any details of their destination. 

“You may bah-ring back that torch now,” said Toasty.

“Rrright,” said the lantern Gnorc.

The dim light flickering in the breeze revealed some of the barren tunnel but made it no more inviting. Still, the imposing posture of Toasty motivated the two Gnorcs to slowly make their descent. Flowing water echoed off the walls of the cavern. Though after a short distance the Gnorcs realized that the echo was now coming from ahead and not just behind. Both Gnorcs stumbled as the floor suddenly dipped down, one dropping the lantern and scattering its light. 

Now illuminated, a large natural cave room was presented before them. Not far from the intruders to the right was a curved stone wall stained dark by moisture. It looked like a small tower rising into the cavern ceiling. Opposite from it to their left was a stream of spring water flowing from the clay above to a wide pool deeper into the cave. Multiple cut stone pillars and chunks laid half buried in the floor, some protruding up to the walls. Hanging stalagmites cast shadows over most of the scene which shifted around like hiding beasts. 

“Pick that back up!” said Toasty, “Be ba-ware of the path behind us! I’ll get the treasure.”

“Uh, mister Toasty…” said the Gnorc with the spear. “How’d you know this was here?”

“I’ve hidden things from Dragons many times bah-fore…” said Toasty. 

His steps clattering across the floor, Toasty approached the stone tower. From a gap in his coat he took a long wistful look at his old hideout. Its wet stone walls marked by faded artistic carvings rekindled an old feeling of imminent triumph. The two story uneven structure was clearly not the safest and Toasty did not miss the stress of being found here, but it had served its purpose well. None of the Dragons had ever seemed to realize it was right under their snouts. 

Just inside an archway into the hideout Toasty found an old oil lantern right where he’d left it. Without difficulty it attached to the end of one of his prosthetic arms and lit up. The wide rooms of the dusty interior were barren of decor. He hurriedly moved between the sparse rooms, rummaging through various old chests and tables. A few dusty red and green gemstones were unveiled and just as quickly dropped aside with a clatter. Bleating and grumbling to himself, he climbed up a large staircase to a larger room with a half-intact balcony overlooking the cavern. On a table nearby lay fragments of farming tools and cut cloth. Underneath was a single dusty burlap sack.

“Bahah! How could I’ve left you here?”

Leaning out of his coat, Toasty the sheep pulled the bag out from under the table and into his jacket. Hooves shaking, he struggled to pull it open. He quickly resorted to biting and tearing it apart, revealing a ragged hardcover book. It bore a faded illustration of multiple wide-hat silhouettes wielding spears & weaponized farm implements. There weren’t many actual pages left inside but it was as intact as Toasty left it. Letting out a shaky laugh, he embraced the antique book. It took a few moments for him to open his eyes and notice another detail of the room. 

There was an unfamiliar skateboard painted with a lightning bolt in the corner. He did not leave that there. Next to it was some sort of jetpack. In fact there were a whole lot of odd toys lying on that side of the room. His gaze moved to the rest of the floor, much of the dust had been kicked up recently. A subtle aroma of wet cat filled the air too. Toasty's body continued shaking but with a new tone. Someone else has been here, recently.

Out in the cavern the two Gnorcs had been keeping watch as ordered. They had been. Now instead they were perusing the natural cavern like restless thieves in a bank lobby. The Gnorc wielding the lantern had become fixated on the sparkling minerals in the ceiling. It swung the lantern around, aiming its light at each stalagmite as if one sparkle would turn out to be something valuable. Eventually, a sparkle did appear that didn’t fade. In fact, it was a yellow glow emitting small sparks that moved independently of the lantern light. The Gnorc gawked as the glow flew between the stalagmites in a distracting pattern.

The other Gnorc had sauntered over to the flowing stream, tapping its spear on the ground while staring into the dark springwater. Its stomach grumbled audibly as it leaned over the edge and smacked its lips. Unfortunately there wasn’t much to see… until there was. Its eyes adjusted to the darkness and managed to spot a sudden movement under the water. A fish perhaps! No time wasted, the Gnorc lifted its spear over his head and stared intently. The moving shape under the water appeared again, now moving right toward the Gnorc. What a foolish fish! A large, fast, dragon shaped-

“What are you two doing?!” said Toasty from the balcony on the hideout. “We need to Ba-ail!”

“Wuh? But mister Toasty!” said the lantern Gnorc. “There’s something shiny over here!”

“Leave it be!” said Toasty. 

A yell and loud splash echoed off the cave walls. The Gnorc jumped and waved its lantern around, finding only a lone spear floating down the springwater stream. Then from the water a horned shape emerged and looked back with dark purple eyes. Shaking in his worn out boots the Gnorc backed up toward the cavern entrance. It slowly raised the lantern toward the creature, but then it heard a buzz closing in from above. The glowing wisp of light streaked down from the ceiling and swiped the Lantern from the Gnorcs hand. It now hung before the Gnorc in the legs of a glowing yellow dragonfly. 

“M-mister Toasty?!” 

A loud clunk echoed from behind. The Gnorc turned to see Toasty hitting the ground with a floppy roll and bounding away. 

“WAH?! Don’t leave me!!”

The Gnorc took off running after Toasty. The lantern shattered against the ground behind it. Now a state of confused panic filled the Gnorc with the power to catch up to its boss and dive between his wooden legs. 

“Bah?! Get ba-a-ack here!”

The Gnorc did not get ba-a-ack there. Instead they both bounded forward like rabbits in desperate flight. A pattering of footsteps in pursuit from behind pushed them to run beyond their limit. The Gnorc reached the exit door first and launched himself right into a tangle of the thorny vines surrounding the area. “WAGH! Help!” it shouted whilst flailing against the thorns.

“Out of the way!” said Toasty as he drew his sling blade out the end of his sleeve and sliced at the vines. The first swipe nearly cut into the Gnorc, but wound up releasing it. Though before it could get upright Toasty shoved it out of his way into more thorns. The Gnorc grunted and attempted to shove him back, but was cut off by a loud crunch from the cavern. 

It turned to see the purple eyed creature, a small purple scaled Dragon, prowling out of the shadows. Backlit by the yellow Dragonfly, the Dragon's orange crest blazed like fire while the horns on either side stood out like drawn swords. The spear was splintered and snapped in half in his sharp teeth. He dropped the wooden handle and aimed the metal tip in his mouth like a rocket. A burst of flame sent the spear tip whistling through the air with a smoke trail over the shaking Gnorc. It struck Toasty’s jack-o-lantern head with a snap, breaking it clear off. Toasty slumped into the thorns mid slingblade swing, his head rolling away.

Belting an echoing scream, the Gnorc scrambled away through the thorns. It took many scratches but adrenaline blocked the pain as it fled. A rustling sound pursued from behind. The Dragon’s silhouette tore past the Gnorc to its right, so it turned left. Another burst of flame cut him off there and ignited the dry thorns. Gravel flew into the air as the Gnorc skidded to a stop and turned around. However the Dragon leapt and caught the rising heat in its orange wings, gliding over the Gnorc and cornering it. Smoldering thorns wrapped around his horns as he barred them at the Gnorc and prowled forward.

“Instead of running, why don’t you tell me why a couple of Gnorcs are sneaking around here?” said the purple dragon. His tail flicked, the orange spade at the end striking the ground. The fire reflected off his purple eyes, irises narrowing vertically, revealing a vision of doom. 

“Yer-! Yah must be-!” 

“Spyro. The Dragon. You’ve heard of me?”

The Gnorc, slack jawed and shaking, glanced down at the sundered jack-o-lantern beside it. The heat of the brush fire intensified at his back and in front the Dragon, that Dragon, closed in. 

“Don’t worry. I won’t bite, I promise.”

The Gnorc started sputtering as if to answer, but the sound of shaking brush interrupted. Spyro turned his head away from the Gnorc and squinted. A short, mangy shape was crawling out of Toasty’s red coat. It was a whitish sheep with patchy wool and a book in its mouth. Spyro’s vertical irises widened as they met with Toasty’s horizontal eyes. “Wait, You’re-”

 With a sharp crack on impact, the Gnorc swung the old jack-o-lantern into Spyro’s head. Orange and brown bits splattered everywhere. Toasty the sheep took this moment to run away alongside the coastal cliff as Spyro stumbled into thorns blinded by the pumpkin shell. Now standing over him, the Gnorc saw how young this Dragon must be. It was taller than him. It could do this. Belting out a yell, the Gnorc leapt onto Spyro and started swinging. The two tumbled backward and Spyro kicked the Gnorc into the cliffside before rolling onto his feet and growling. 

“You’ve chosen death.”

The Gnorc, having shunned its flight and freeze instincts, indulged its fight instinct and lunged forward. Spyro in turn spat a large blast of flame and toasted pumpkin bits. Fear returning too late to save it, the Gnorc was completely overtaken by the blaze with a scream.

With that annoyance gone in a cloud of smoke and more brush lit aflame, Spyro clawed at the Pumpkin skin on his head. His glowing dragonfly Sparx, who was now a lovely shade of blue, buzzed over and pulled the rest of the muck and thorns from his horns. The two took a breather while being surrounded by a raging brush fire.

“Ugh, thanks pal,” said Spyro.

Sparx buzzed in affirmation, and then pointed his antenna down the coastline. Toasty was running full speed away and about to make it to an incline toward the plains. 

“That’s neat. Didn’t think we’d be seeing him again,” said Spyro. “I’m gonna torch what's left of his wool... or maybe turn him into a pillow. Let’s decide when we get there.”

Clouds of white smoke billowed up from the smoldering remains of the thorny vines. Toasty glanced back and hoped it would throw off his chaser. When Spyro emerged from the smoke and charged after him, Toasty’s teeth dug into the book he carried and he scrambled up the incline. Rolling grasses under the night sky lay ahead and certain death followed behind. The hills were too short and wide to hide behind easily and Toasty’s lungs were already giving out. Then his flopping ears picked up a new sound, sheep bells. There was a herd nearby.

Spyro leapt up the cliffside and onto the plains in time to see Toasty dipping over a hill not far away. He charged forward with Sparx at his side and the two arrived upon a perch overlooking a flock of a dozen or so sheep. The herd milled about restlessly. Multiple nervous bleats filled the air while any sleeping sheep roused themselves. Each wore a rusty bell that rang with their movements.

“Hey squash face!” said Spyro. “You’ll be kindling real soon if you don’t come out and play nice!”

Not being fond of shouting, the flock collectively decided to mosey away from Spyro. Pressed against a much larger and fluffier sheep, Toasty lifted his head just high enough to glance back. He could see Spyro standing in place and scrutinizing each of them. Heart jumping a beat he quickly held his head low, trying to disappear into the wool of his neighbor. Overhead he could hear the Dragonfly buzzing by. Not daring to look, Toasty pressed further into the larger sheep and pushed it off balance. The large sheep stopped, snorted, then headbutted Toasty.

“BAH!!” 

The book fell into the grass and Toasty stumbled back. He heard an excited gasp from behind and the flapping of wings. Before he could think about picking his book up the buzzing closed in fast from above. Sparx dived down and snatched the book away. Toasty’s outraged line of sight followed Sparx and made eye contact with Spyro who was gliding downhill to him. Filled with terror, Toasty bolted away, headbutting multiple sheep and causing a total ruckus. 

Ready to pounce, Spyro maneuvered himself over Toasty, until a sudden strong headwind blew him back. He hit the grass hard and saw multiple sheep jumping around between him and Toasty, all while making a racket with their bells. Spyro growled and charged forward but was cut off by the largest and wooliest sheep, slamming into it with his horns. With a loud cry the sheep tumbled onto its back and waved its stubby legs. Spyro ignored this and tried to find his target among the kerfuffle. That was until a larger shape glided toward him from a far hill. It was an older gray Dragon with a shepherd's crook in its claws.

“Oh! Spyro!” said the Dragon as he landed between Spyro and the sheep. “Listen here! You can’t be scattering flocks of sheep in the middle of the night!”

“Hang on!” said Spyro. “One of Gnasty’s old minions is hiding here! That toasty sheep. I’m gonna reheat him.”

“Eh? That boss is still alive?” The Dragon looked over the fleeing flock of sheep with a squint. “Well it may be better to have a chat with that fellow.”

“I’ll go give him a reason to talk,” said Spyro.

“No, no, we need most of these sheep alive to make knitting wool so we can knit cute little outfits for the hatchlings. You know, that reminds me of that one time when you were just hatched…”

“Could you finish when I get back with that sheep?” Spyro asked as he tried to run past the old gray Dragon.

“Ah, tell you what.” The Dragon blocked Spyro with their shepherd's crook, “I’ll find that imposter and figure out what he’s up ta.”

“You will?”

“Yes, yes, now go lie down,'' the older Dragon picked Spyro up with a single claw, gripping him like a fussy kitten, and placed him aside a few feet facing away from the flock of sheep. “Have yerself a nighty night.”

Spyro opened his mouth to speak again but Sparx, now back to his yellow glow, fluttered in front of him and gestured away with his antennae. With most of the sheep scattered pretty far it looked like it’d be a pain to chase them all down anyway. Shaking his head, Spyro said “Well, good luck with that.”

With a grunt and a leap the older dragon took flight again and headed to round up the sheep from the air. Following Sparx’s lead, Spyro walked away toward the coast and sat on the clifftop. In a flare of sparks, Sparx summoned Toasty’s book seemingly from thin air.

“Oh, good thinking pal,” said Spyro. “But this book kinda looks like junk.”

With nothing better to do, the two opened it and read the title: The Royal Dragon Slayers Manual.

“Oh cool!” said Spyro, his tail wagging a bit. “Mind giving me some light for a while?”

A good distance away now, Toasty the sheep had hunkered under a burrow in the side of a hill. He barely fit but from above that old Dragon didn’t seem to see him. The greatest challenge he faced now was holding in a yell as he shook and glared down at the ground. “That terrible insect! That snotty whelp! That was mine! That was my Muse!!!” He took a few labored breaths to quiet himself down. “He must pay! But… How could I make him pay? I’ve got nothing left!”

As he grumbled to himself, Toasty noticed the silhouette of the flying Dragon drift away. He poked his head out cautiously. A cold breeze cut through his patchy wool and he shivered. Glaring in the direction Spyro had been, he turned to sneak away. The cutting breeze intensified. Then a drone chant in the near distance stopped Toasty. 

A green bush atop a nearby hill scattered into a cloud of leaves. From within, the shape of an orange bearded figure wearing a green coat and brown hat elevated into the air. His lower half appeared to be a cyclone of wind that carried him quickly toward Toasty, who bleated in fear and jumped backward. Up close though, Toasty recognized this wizard before him and glared.

“You were about to perish!” The cyclone holding the Wizard aloft conveniently produced a dramatic gust in the immediate area as he spoke. “It seems that a fateful gust of wind saved you.”

“How did you find me Blowhard?” said Toasty.

“The power of MAGIC knows no bounds! I’ve come to deliver a message of dramatic import! So listen well! And I quote: ‘We’re getting the old gang back together.!’”

[swldx]

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[michaelcosio]

Stolen Valor Phony Navy SEAL of the Week… The Russian Deck Ape Head Shrapnel Havin PTSD Dude.

Nov 30, 2023

Phony SEAL Todd Lamarsh Preview.

Retired Navy SEAL Don Shipley ENGAGES a clown who's ripping off a young Army business partner claiming SEAL.

[ballroomnotoriety]

okay sneak preview bc if i don't share something i'm going to die and this chapter is enormous

intro under the cut :3

The Divine Beast stretches up, and up, and up, and below the stone under her feet she knows there's clouds swirling.  Which one is this again?  (How can she have forgotten?)  The doorway yawns before her, and when she steps closer, her shadow spills into the darkness.  There's no rush of anticipation or gleeful reverence this time--childish anyway, her father would have said, rushing about in her haste to shirk her true duties.  (Is that why she can't remember?)  This is not a moment of discovery.  She is here for the dead.

Her skin crackles as though she's taken off a woolen overcoat on a dry day, hair losing its gravity.  She rubs her knuckles.  It's fine, she tells herself.  Link cleared it out.  There's nothing to be afraid of.

She glances back.  Link is standing behind her, watching her with dark eyes.  Neither of him respond when she calls his name.

Zelda plunges into the sepulcher.  The shadows lap at her ankles.

The Beast (which Beast?) is more like the Shrines than she recalls, bigger on the inside than even the vast exterior would indicate.  There are more puzzles than she thought too, and she sets to work.  Every door that grinds open leads to yet another vaulted chamber, yet another arcade in an endless labyrinthine impasse that separates her from her goal.  She can't keep them waiting any longer.  (Who?)  She pretends not to notice the way the shadows rise higher in every room she unlocks.  The ghost of her knight follows her, four paces behind in a silent echo of the past.  His empty presence is the only thing bordering on familiar, even though she has to have been here before.  (Is this how he feels all the time?)  She means to check the map on the Slate--it must offer some clue that her memory doesn't--but every time she goes to open it, her attention slides back onto the next section of the maze, certain that surely this is the last of them, certain that surely the laughter rippling under her skin is just in her head.  Her limbs are sluggish, barely moving above a crawl, her stamina drained by this serpentine trek.

"I can't go on," she finally says, and the shadows splash around her knees.  "But I can't stop here, can I?"  She's not really expecting a response from her mute companion, but she looks over her shoulder out of habit anyway.

He's not behind her.  She wheels around, searching--how long has he been gone?  How many chambers ago did she lose him?  There's no answer when she calls his name.  When she turns back--has he slipped ahead somehow?--she freezes.  The room has changed.

This whole thing has felt like a Shrine because it is a Shrine.  There's no monk waiting this time, though.  There is a coffin, illuminated solely by the bulbous Sheikah drive that hangs above it.  She knows where Link is now.  That ugly snicker slithers around the back of her neck.

He sleeps in repose; laid before her bare and perfect and unblemished.  The shadows creep closer, something twisting in her chest like rising gorge when she sees his chest rise and fall, the steady beat of the pulse at his throat.  They could stay like this forever, she could spare him the horrors, but the die has already been cast and she can't stop her tongue from calling his name.

Zelda?

He rises, and when his eyes meet hers she knows with a shock that this is her Link, this is the Link who knows her, who rode and fought and fell at her side.  She's missed him so much, the wanting a bow pulled across too-taut heartstrings.  He moves towards her, and the wound opens up along his cheekbone.  It's a small thing, hardly more than a scratch, disproportionate to the cold fear that roots her to the spot.  She remembers that scratch.  They'd been trying to get back to the castle.  He'd shielded her from a burst of shrapnel.   It had been the first blood the Calamity had drawn against him.  It was far from the last.

With every step he takes, another red mouth opens wide.  And another.  And another.

"No, no," she moans, "please stop.  Not again."

"We can never stop," he says, always so precise and stoic, even as he bleeds.  "We'll always come back.  Again and again and again."

She can hardly move, every strain of her muscles an agonizing slog against the lead that weighs down her bones, and still he comes to her despite the history of his own demise being wrought once more on his flesh, and when his leg crumples beneath him at last she knows there's not much time left.  He's kneeling before her and still out of reach when the shadows pounce.

Everything she knows about Malice she learned on the battlefield.  It's strange stuff, sickly and hateful and poisonous.  She's seen it congealed, organic, birthing mouths to birth monstrosities, seen it crystallized or glutinously dripping, seen it billow like gas to taint the very clouds until she'd walked into the mouth of the beast.  It sizzles on skin, eating away at tissues like acid, leaching into bloodstreams to seethe and spread.

And still he bears it for her.

Something snaps.

She drags her hand up, screaming, and the hard knot in her chest shatters open, the power pouring out of her, blistering her palm and scalding her throat.  The room is engulfed in gold.  The dazzle of sunlight flares wild before tempering into a blazing wall.  The shadows slough away, crumbling like so much ash until not a shred of them is left in any corner, and beneath her rib cage the power burns raw and familiar.  It's too much, too bright; her vision tumbles into sparks, black and gold and blue and aqua, swirling and growing until they resolve into roaring turquoise flames.

Zelda.

The fires peel back to show the Sheikah monk nestled in their depths, rising from the flickering tongues like the stamen of a peace lily.  In her head she hears him speak, slow and resonant, and even though the words are fossils of the language she knows, the meaning rings clear.

…princess who carries the blood of the goddess…

Should she kneel?  Bow her head?  Where is Link?

…ten thousand years we have waited for your hero.  will you wield his courage wisely?...

Honesty poisons her words, sharpens her teeth until they catch on her lips and bleed.  "I'm not wise.  I've--I've failed everyone who has ever trusted me.  I'm not fit to wield anything."

…is that the truth?...

"What else can it be?"  Must she lay her sins out once more?  "My kingdom trusted me.  My father trusted me.  Link trusted me, and he died.  For me.  How is that not failure?"

…what goddess has no need of sacrifice?…

"Sacrifice?" she asks, breathless.  "If Hylia required a sacrifice, it should have been me!"

…that was not your part to play, daughter of Hylia…

"What do you mean?"

…your role will always be to carry on…

"Is that it?  I stand by while everyone else pays the price for me?  That's not fair!  I can't--never again!"  

…no, little princess.  not stand by.  forge onwards and have faith…

"In Hylia?  Ha!"  She's being blasphemous, she knows, but she doesn't care; hysteria buoys her onward and it feels good to spill the purulence.  "I did.  I prayed, oh how I prayed, until I froze in her damn springs, prayed every day of my life and for what?  I studied for her, tore apart the library for answers because there was no one to teach me, dissected every memory of my mother hoping for some-some clue, and not once would she deign to answer a prayer.  I--I--why was I good enough for her to use but never speak to?"

…PRINCESS… the voice thunders …WHAT DOES YOUR TITLE MEAN?…

"I don't know!" she screams, tears boiling down her face.  "How was I ever supposed to know?"

"Zelda!"

"Zelda!  C'mon, you gotta wake up.  You're having a nightmare."

"I don' know," she slurs.

Link is shaking her, patting her shoulder the way he does to get Poppy to pick up her foot, thumping her back into groggy awareness, and she all but climbs his arms.  He hauls her in obligingly to let her sob and cough like there's Malice still thick in her chest.

"I won't--" she gasps between hacks.  "Not again.  I'm sorry."

"Hey, hey, shh."  He peels the strands of sweaty hair from her cheeks, wipes the tears away with his thumb.  "It's okay.  You don't have to do anything."

It's not true; obligation is what she is, but he says it enough that she lets herself believe it for the moment.  She's a wet dish cloth, wrung out and soggy and she's sick of feeling so weak.  Behind her heart the power hums like the Slate and she's tempted to crack it open, to see how weak she really is, but her chest throbs at the thought, and then again with guilt.

How am I supposed to know who I am without anything to compare? he'd asked, and she, who had plenty to compare, had sworn she would never lie to him, and now that nasty little part of her that she tries so hard to stamp out wonders if she has.  That's not fair; it's not his fault that their histories are so different.  And it's not fair to mourn him when he's right here, trying to comfort her.  He has to be hers, even if he doubts it; if nothing else, she clings to his accent, proof of the little roots he has left.

She doesn't voice any of this, of course, only wallowing in her own penitential misery when he makes a raspy little "oh!" of wonder.

The part of her that's always tense starts to scramble upright, but he catches her and only spins her around, dropping his chin onto her shoulder to point over it.  "Look look look--it's a falling star."

She scrubs her eyes hastily.  It's lovely, a quick brilliant flash that paints a scarlet streak against the vast glittering canvas of the sky.  "Make a wish."

"Yeah?"

"But don't tell me what it is.  It won't come true otherwise."

"So I shouldn't ask what you wished for?"

She shakes her head, bumping her temple against his.  She's not sure what the answer would be, anyway.