#shower thoughts d(･∀･○)

[chinelacanta]

“marineford au with luffy would be very angsty” is a 100% true statement but also i think he’d get on sengoku’s nerves so much he’d just toss him out of there

[isjasz]

[Day 155] Sunflowers always face the sun

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So like. If sunflowers always face the sun and the majority of the sunflowers on scar's shawl are on his back and on the side does that mean scar still trusts grian with his back or he turned his back on him rejected him moved on or sometimes they wish they are by each other's sides again or are they allies or enemies this will be the death of m <- epic shower thoughts

[jeiyuuen]

So Luffy and Law reunion after two years, some totally biased thoughts...

Luffy really just recognized Law right away like that, huh? After two years of not meeting at all, and barely having interacted prior to Marineford. What was the first thing he recognized that he was sure that's the guy who saved him then? (Is there something you would like to share with the class, Luffy?)

It's so funny because nothing could've prepared Law for Luffy's sheer joy when they met again. He was so genuinely happy to find Law and it's ruining Law's emo vibes.

Like damn, he built up a reputation!

Pretty much everyone else up to that point has called him cruel, ruthless and all that. Back to Marineford and Sabaody, people talked about bad rumors about him. Even when he saved Luffy, they doubted his intentions. They were so sure there must be a catch to Law's help. (There was no catch.) It's just fun to think about because here Luffy is treating him as something good that happened in his life. Poor Law couldn't handle that much positive attention.

And uhm no, trying to deflect saving someone's life from death as "nothing" or something like that wouldn't really work. Especially when Law really didn't need to risk it all like that to get Luffy out of Marineford. They barely had a connection and even a potential rivalry is hardly worth the risk. Calling it a "whim" is the most Law can call it before he starts questioning his life again. But whatever the reason is, the fact still stands that he helped Luffy... And isn't that what matters, anyways? To Luffy, at least.

Law: "We are both pirates." (we're enemies)

Luffy: ":D Okay, anyways, you saved my life."

Law !!!! He ADORES you already !! It's over !! And giving more helping hand doesn't actually help your case !!

Also more exhibits of Luffy being excited over Law that I just find so cute. The way he perked up when Law was mentioned... He likes him.

He didn't say anything during Brownbeard's story until Law was mentioned, Luffy my guy.... He likes him so much, not necessarily romantic, but Luffy really just likes Law.

Law really stood no chance and asking Luffy for that alliance was the final nail to his coffin. He sealed his fate to be Luffy's super duper mega best friend FOR LIFE.

[sysig]

You're still standing off to the side. Somehow, center stage has shifted from under your feet without you realizing, and you're standing in the wings, performing to no one.

Starring Role (Patreon)

[princyvish]

WOE KOBYLU MARRIAGE BE UPON YE!! I'm normal about them

They would get married to this song trust

[teastainedprose]

I want to ramble about Homelander in bed. 

Blah blah "Homelander is a sub!", "NO, he's a Daddy Dom!", "No, he's!" He's whatever you want to fap to, who the fuck cares

He's none of the above. I don't think any D/s dynamic roles encapsule Homelander, not even Switching. (It's not his scene, bondage is a waste of time, this collar look stupid, don't call me that, that's weird...)

He's simply not into sticking to any set kink dynamics. (The vibes are off, fam. He'd be the vanilla boy within the BDSM dungeon. Confused and bemused.)

He doesn't have some innate desire to give up control to someone constantly, or to lead someone with a firm or gentle hand. Switching, yeah but he doesn't care enough to begin with. He's too insecure and uncertain of what he is as a person to even understand slipping into a role in the bedroom. Too volatile and what he wants and needs switches depending on his mood and/or partner.

What he is, is a starving man and his partner is the feast.

Poor idiot doesn't even know how to do intimacy properly and has gotten all of his sexual education from someone grooming him, someone paired with him for publicity, and porn.

The dude is lost. What he in bed I feel like boils down to three specific things:

Sadistic - He's a bully, he's mean, he likes watching others suffer in some form or another. (Giving pain play, orgasm denial, edging, forced orgasm, overstimulation)

GGG - Good, game, giving. He'll try anything and be up for whatever as long as his partner is into it. The dude can't be harmed in conventional ways, what's he got to fear?

Attention whore - Craves positive attention in any form (wanting to please his partner, praise kink to the MAX, receiving worship play, demanding attention, bratting, pestering and teasing, topping from the bottom)

-and then how those three things manifest depends wholly on his partner.

With Madelyn Stillwell, he wanted to be her good boy. He craved her praise and affection and he was restrained because she wanted him to be. He's a brat, he's petulent. He's needy. He's picking a fight with a toddler. She's his Mommy Dommy. I suspect she denied and teased Homelander endlessly and he took whatever scraps she gave him because he was starving for it.

With Maeve, they would have been two equals that he was horrifically territorial of. She was his and he had no issues broadcasting that to the world while emotionally intimidating her, but never getting physical. No, she's a god just like him. You can't hurt gods so why would he try?

With Stormfront, she encouraged all of his bad behavior, so Homelander was reckless and hungry. Break shit and fuck like animals, push and pull and playing with their combined strength. They're primal and at war and it's fun.

Soyeah, Homelander is going to fill whatever role suits his partner best. He's going to pay attention to what gets his partner off because he wants that positive response from them. It can be a good thing, or it can lead to the most toxic relationship possible. The man is fucked so it can go sideways fast. You're gonna need a strong constitution, a steel spine, and willpower to survive Homelander at the start else you'll get steamrolled and dropped by the plot like Becca AUGH.

Is it the fear mingled with arousal that gets them all hot and bothered like I imagine poor Hughie would feel with Homelander? Fuck, he's going to exploit that. He's gonna make that twink jump in fright every chance he gets.

What about little Starlight getting a spine and trying to play his game? Yeah, he's going to push those buttons and show her how good he can actually be for her. The gnawing need for the praise from the girl next door would eat him alive.

With Butcher? Scorched earth, baby. They're going to destroy each other in the most toxic, hate-fuck filled fest. Just tearing chunks out of each other to show the other that they can still feel. Raw and painful.

Until Homelander actually figures out who he is without his powers, status, or fame? He's going to play whatever role his partner needs, be that god, perfect gentleman, monster, or sweet boy. Then again, he's all of that and then some at once. He'll want to devour his partner in one moment, consume them wholly and just taketakeTAKE and the next he wants the intimacy that comes with being inside them/them inside him and he's so so so soft and gentle and reverent when he strokes them, and then he's a bastard who wants to twist the knife and make them beg and cry and scream and just tell him what to do, he'd do anything just to know he's loved.

-and anyway, this man is broken and the perfect putty for anyone to mold sexually consciously or subconsciously.

Not a Dom, not a sub, or a switch, but a chameleon.

[anonymous-dentist]

There are three very important things to note about q!Cellbit:

He’s smart

He’s loyal

He’s a liar

With those powers combined, he’s started himself a “villain arc” that I’m not entirely convinced is actually a villain arc at all.

Let me explain.

Tonight’s villain arc seemingly came out of nowhere, but that isn’t true. Cellbit has been out of it for weeks now, basically since his first day on the server. He’s always had trust problems, and we’ve seen that in the physical form of his secret office and the even more secret Order base. He’s been stressed beyond all belief trying to protect Richarlyson, especially after people on and off the server called him an uncaring parent, and especially after the tragic death of Richarlyson’s best friend Bobby. He and q!Forever have always had a bit of a… weird relationship in that they argue a lot but they seem to care about each other beneath what their words are saying. Cellbit puts his trust in a few people, and they all betrayed his trust with the ad video.

Except.

Except last week q!Cellbit watched q!Quackity try to become a member of the Federation in order to infiltrate it, learn its secrets, and take it down from the inside. Quackity didn’t succeed, but he and Cellbit had a conversation afterwards that resulted in Cellbit tricking Quackity into recording their conversation and then Cellbit saying later when Quackity was gone that he didn’t trust Quackity at all.

The next day, though, Cellbit told q!Maximus that he did trust Quackity and that a collaboration might be in order. One hell of a leap overnight, but maybe that’s the point, because he saw how Quackity tried to get into the Federation, and it’s almost the same exact trick he pulled today during the meeting with Cucurucho and Forever.

Quackity tried playing to the grief he has over his child dying. That didn’t work. Cellbit, though? He played into two very important things : Cucurucho, and Richarlyson. Cellbit was desperate throughout the whole thing, but he was desperate in a way that gave the Federation the clear upper hand. He wants his revenge, he says, and he wants his son because Richarlyson obviously isn’t safe in the hands of someone with illegal items. In exchange, the Federation gets the creative blocks back, and it more or less gets him: their single biggest threat.

Cucurucho may have left the room to deliberate, but Cellbit put on one hell of a show in his argument with Forever. He showed the actual raw emotions he was feeling, which Quackity didn’t quite manage to do in his proposal. The Federation may have eyes everywhere, but if not even his closest friend knew what was going on, there’s no way the Federation would know if Cellbit was acting or not.

In the end, it’s clear that Cellbit won the Federation’s approval, at least. Ender chests were banned and disabled thanks to him, and the binary monster attacked him because it only goes after what it thinks are Federation members. And that is important because, well… it means that Cellbit isn’t its enemy at the moment. He has his in.

And all this is speculation, but let me add the following: Cellbit is known for keeping secrets from his fellow Order members and from his friends. He and Forever had an argument about it just the other day, actually. And then there’s Maximus confirming tonight that Cellbit hadn’t told him about the ending of the ARG, which he had told q!Bad. One of the only people that he’s ever really told most of the truth to is q!Roier, his guapito, and he even lied to him tonight by saying that he’s doing this to try and get Bobby back. One of the interrogation tactics that Cellbit has used has been flat-out lying to suspects in a convincing enough way to get Maximus and Bad to wonder if Cellbit has been part of the Federation this whole time.

Oh, and Cellbit wrote a secret little book for Richarlyson tonight. We don’t know what’s inside, but it calmed Richarlyson down enough for him to mostly stop asking questions. I’m wondering if it’s the truth about what he’s doing and why he’s doing it.

But hey, that’s just a theory, a game theory!

TLDR: q!Cellbit’s villain arc might really just be him following one of q!Quackity’s old plans to infiltrate the Federation to gather information and take it down from the inside

[analviel]

After they realized that what Buggy ate was actually one of the fabled Devil Fruits, and then the scare they had discovering what ability it gave him, the Oro Jackson (except for Buggy) were delighted to realize that not only can he not cut his hair permanently anymore, that while he was still adapting to his powers, his hair (together with some of his other limbs) would sometimes wiggle around when he's excited, kinda like a dog.

(And sometimes Shanks really does do it on purpose.)

Also, Rogers will never figure out how Rayleigh can always find him when he's in trouble despite all techniques he employs. And worse, everyone else always snitches on him.

The kids are truly his only solid allies.

[mokneydloaf]

"Silence is the loudest of arguments..."

[kittythekitkatkitten]

So i had an intrusive thought

@somerandomdudelmao

@tapakah0

[quillst]

So whats been on your mind?

Me: In the Neverafter Puss In Boot’s nickname is Pib, based on the first letter of each word. So, if Pib were to wear socks and sandals would his nickname be Piss?

[blazingstaro]

Shower thought moment

What if the great spaghetti monster in the sky is just italian cthulhu

[wrecking]

not an objectum but i believe their beliefs

[1000sunnygo]

OP antagonists usually: blunt force/sharp attacks or abilities that kill/restrain instantly

Meanwhile, Doffy.

-Ordered Vergo to kill Law in the most painful way imaginable.

-beat Law's ass, walked to him and shot him three more times when it was absolutely unnecessary, Law was already down.

- tied Law onto the heart throne wym you won't sit on a chair I kept clean for you for 13 years

- Ripped off his right arm instead of making a clean cut. It was jagged and painful. refusal to be my right-man man means you lose your own right hand

-Shot him until running out of bullets and until the Corazon symbol on Law's coat was drenched and unrecognizable. Kept trying to crush or shoot him even after Law was unconscious and sent out of the way.

-All while using lead bullets, because "nothing suits better" than using the metal that caused Law's countrymen's demise and made him suffer as a child.

Idc how powerful other antagonists are, nobody should pick a beef with Doffy ever

[cathoderaykobold]

Random laying-in-bed sick thought:

If someone rolls an insight check on you, and you're not lying, roll persuasion and SUBTRACT your modifier, because you're trying to get as low a roll as possible. You WANT them to beat it.

[weebinator01]

Okay! Hear me out! What if the reason Luffy acts all goofy and silly isn't 100% because of his devil fruit, but because of when he ate it?!?!

Like I've been kind of marinating on this thought but like, Luffy ate the Gomu-Gomu no mi when he was a young kid and his brain wasn't fully developed. So since rubber tends to always go back to its original shape/form, what if every time luffy's brain tries to grow/develop his devil fruit forces it back to the size it was when he ate his fruit. Thus causing his brain to take longer to fully develop? Thus causing him to act all carefree just like his younger self did...