#shovelwares brain game oldest nephew

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Oldest Nephew, scrolling through his phone: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Peel: Sure they are

Oldest Nephew: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Peel: ...okay

Oldest Nephew: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake

Peel: ...

Oldest Nephew: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Peel, sobbing: Dude, please stop

Middle Nephew, fascinated: No no continue please

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What a nice-💥💥💥

[thebananwithaplan]

...An 'Announcer Reacts' trailer for collectable pins of the Nephews, with the Middle Nephew even having glow-in-the-dark eyes like the cartoon gags.

Buy Them All!

Middle Nephew Plush still available for one more week.

[chickenpastasause]

I haven’t posted in over a MONTH??? JESUS..

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the banana nephews!!

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Shovelware's Brain Game!!!! (2023)

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i have yet to play this but this banana is gnc as fuck.

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oldest nephew: ok im standing up

middle nephew: me when im the real slim shady

oldest nephew: you cant say #### in this soundstage

[shootingwishesatthestars]

Omg hii!!

Welcome to my blog! you can call me Sol. Pronouns are she/her. I am 18. And as you could tell, this is a selfshipper blog!! I can be a bit iffy when it comes to sharing, but usually I don't mind :) Proshippers, anti-antis, and whatever else you call yourselves please dni, you guys are gross.

Romantic f/os: - Arthur Branson / Arthur the LXIXth ( Danganronpa Deception Examination, by Pocky on instagram ) {⚔️} defending the people I love!

-Filename2 / Null ( Baldi's Basics ) {📀} oh jeepers...you've found me

- Seek ( DOORS ) {👁} you can run

- Stone ( Ramshackle ) {🍾} this is why i drink

Familial f/os: - Hunter Hades ( Apotropaism, GHOST) {🕯️} et in hora mortis nostrae

- Stanley & The Narrator ( The Stanley Parable ) {🚪} the end is never the end

- Riley Andersen ( Inside Out) {🏒} what is going on inside their head?

Platonic f/os: - Lost Silver ( Pokemon creepypasta ) {📼} no more

- Miguel Rivera ( Coco ) {🎵) my proud corazón!

- Split / Oldest Nephew ( Shovelware's Brain Game ) {🎥} back to you

Misc f/o stuff:

- Everyone involved {🌈) everything at once

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Banana: It’s hard being an uncle sometimes, but I love my nephews and that’s all that matters—

Oldest Nephew: Uncle Bossman, we tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and we broke everything!

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[ Nephews get in trouble when they’re older ]

Banana: For the past few years, I have done the best I can to raise the three of you. Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book about parenting? PROBABLY?! 

Banana: …where was I going with this? I had a point. 

Middle Nephew: Sorry…

Oldest Nephew: We love you, uncle bossman

Banana, yelling: WELL I LOVE YOU, TOO! 

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Oldest Nephew: You keep hugging my uncle when he's sad. Next he's gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Pear: *scoffs* is that what I want?

Banana, in the distance: YES

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[ Something goes wrong ]

Peel: What are we gonna do?! 

Middle Nephew: Face the consequences of our actions and tell Uncle? 

Oldest Nephew: Don’t be silly, I’ve got a much better idea! 

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Banana, talking to Oldest Nephew: You are grounded… for… 

Banana: ‘Till college!

Oldest Nephew: For till college?! 

Banana: For till college! 

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Middle Nephew: Older Nephew, why would you listen to music on a Gameboy? That's not what a Gameboy's for.

Older Nephew: You're right, it's what the Switch is for.

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🎙: Hey, Interdimentional Boss Man. I'm sure it'll be alright, take time off if you need it... Okay?

🎙: . . .

🎙: If need be, I'm sure your Announcer and Boardy wouldn't mind helping man the ship.

🎙: Hell- I'd love to help, even. If that's alright?

. "...You mean... run the show without me or my nephews? I don't know. It wouldn't feel right without them. Without us, there's no host, cameraman, guy who pulls the curtains, or even the assistant manager." In order. that would be himself, Oldest, Middle, and Peel.

Why is the youngest the assistant manager? You tell me, but he's already doing a great job at it, so shhh.

Shovelware's Brain Game may seem like another 'cash-grab' of a scheme to bring in both cash and his own popularity back in the spotlight - which, in a way, sort of is, actually...

But besides having been funded by SMART Technologies to produce it, there's another reason why he chose a trivia game show to produce. One he hasn't really told anybody else yet...

. "... I suppose someone has to make sure the rest of the studio park is running properly, though. Obbies still gotta be up and running, gift shops still selling, the other SWTV shows still being made on schedule, the dinosaurs being fed on time before they start going after the visitors..."

...That's still a lot of things to do.