#shoveitintotheluckhole

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Ed takes good care of drunk Stede in my Big Bang fic 🤗

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57399430

“Oh shit! Captain Stede is drunk what do we do”

Jim: just throw some cheese and pepperoni at him and he’ll be fine. Just give him cheese and meat and he’ll be OK.  He’s in his drunk, sorority girl phase and he’ll go to sleep and then he’ll be Ed’s problem in the morning

i absoLUTELY think drunk stede can be appeased by little finger foods, however i also think stede is miraculously immune to hangovers. the morning after mary tried to kill him he was up and cheery and ready to go, he put on his fuckery and faked his death with his usual manic energy not wavering even a little bit. stede is a messy drunk but he sleeps it off and then he's 100% fine the next morning

it drives ed, who is a fun drunk who can keep a handle on himself just fine, absolutely insane. he spends all night peeling stede off the floor and trying to get his boyfriend to drink water only to be rewarded with a raging hangover the next morning. fucking unfair

(stede takes care of ed when he's hungover, gets him water and keeps the blinds shut and makes sure the crew stays relatively quiet, no exploding things for fun today.)

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I just started posting something in honour of the Adopt Our Crew rewatch!

It's in chapters, but they're each standalones. Today's is sfw!

Stede and Ed's First Times

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58888090

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Who wants to revisit a high school dance?

Playlist!

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AO3 Fic Meme

I was tagged by @dracothelizard!

What ratings do you write most of your fics under?

Mature or Explicit - 61

Teen and Up or General Audiences - 55

What are your top three fandoms?

Our Flag Means Death - 112

Lord of the Rings, Agatha Christie, Blackadder, etc – a handful (mostly crossovers with OFMD)

What is the top character you write about?

Stede Bonnet - 56

Edward Teach - 19

joint Stede/Ed pov – 17

What are your top three pairings?

Stede/Ed, even if only in background - 112

Archie and Jim and the polycule - 5

rarepairs now and again (Frenchie and Doug! Auntie and Ed’s mum! Ed and Wee John!)

What are your top three additional tags?

I haven’t been tracking my tags in my fic directory

and haven’t learned to sort for this on AO3

there’s lots of First Times, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Meet Cutes, Ed’s slutty bun and Ed’s slutty neck

Does any of this surprise you?

I know Stede is me, but I hadn’t realised the difference in how often I fall into his pov compared with Ed’s was so stark!

I really need a tag wrangler to synchronise and adjust my tag usage across all fics!

I'm tagging @whatthefoucault @amuseoffyre @skrifores @elapsed-spiral @clairegregoryau @bizarrelittlemew and anyone else who wants to play!

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Shouting into the void

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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That feeling when you read a fic and...

I read grey november by @impossiblebird this morning...and then this happened!

Sequel in Stede's pov ❤️

Unexpected Fluffvember!

archiveofourown.org/works/60969286

@ofmdfluffvember

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My favourite fics that I've written!

I've got 100 public OFMD fics, and one each for LOTR and Deadloch!

LOTR: Sam puts two and two together about the Entwives… https://archiveofourown.org/works/54009796

Deadloch: Season 1, Eddie spends a night alone in the tent… https://archiveofourown.org/works/49077442

...and my favourite for OFMD? How can I choose?

I closed my eyes and pointed at the screen, and got this one, which was inspired by art by @ofmderapolag!

Ed wakes up earlier than everyone else and spends some time alone every morning at the bow of Queen Anne's Revenge. One day, he catches a glimpse of a beautiful creature, like and unlike the fabled giant squid. Not half so giant, but much more elegant. Only, what is it doing? For it's risen from the water and is...walking on the edge of the dry sand, stirring it up as it goes along, a lantern held aloft in one hand...

I was tagged by @dracothelizard! Tagging @theyellowestmustard and @whatthefoucault and anyone who wants to play!

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Railaxed!

Chapter 1!

It all started with a @quaintlyfig prompt...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59742082

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Both

But this is a Byron fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57855067

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

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OFMD Drabble Week!

This is fun!

Here's mine, inspired by @inkirtis art!

I'm going to try to continue the story all week 🤞

rules and prompts here

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Fluffvember day 8

domestic bliss / they're playing our song

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60367081

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22 years ago this weekend, Stede and Ed met in Montreal...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46141291

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Good idea! Go write!

STOP

Every time you see this post on your dash, open up your WIP and write one sentence. It doesn’t matter if the sentence is good, makes sense or works perfectly with your story. You can go back to edit it later. 

Congrats, you made some progress on your WIP!

Make sure to reblog to help fellow writers make progress on their wip!

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The OFMD firefighter charity calendar is coming!

My fic features Ed the firefighter...

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Gorgeous art by @_wenskiii_ for one of my stories!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46197589

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I woke up this morning and thought, how did Stede and Ed get to the inn—in a dinghy?

So, that was their first time in a dinghy together...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53125927