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ziipzeepzop-eez · 2 months ago

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I highly suggest you watch your tone.

#"૮₍ •⤙•˶|✉️ beep! inbox! ˎˊ˗#⸝⸝ ꒰ my best girl chipㆍ₊⊹❣🍪#AINT HAD TO COME FOR MY SHIES #LIL BITCH 😭😭😭😭#IM LEGIT TRYNA BUY SOME NEW ONES FOR WORK OKAY #SHOVE OFF #MIND YA BIDNESS

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nonebinary-leftbeef · 2 years ago

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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

#i've been listening to icarus by bastille #and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin'#and like fuck man #and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope #anyway my line now #also probably phrased this poorly but its ok #im allowed to be incomprehensible #as a treat #and then fuckin #from we sink by of monsters and men #the original line was 'please look away dont look at me'#and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me'#anyway #shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night #q

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katsinspats · 1 month ago

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Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you

#art #comic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #sonic fanart #sonic #sonic forces #My funny BTS on this comic is Shadow's initial response was 'sounds like cope but okay' but I wanted something less internet-pilled LOL #I've drawn more Sonic Forces fanart than I intended but it is EXCLUSIVELY because I think Infinite is SO funny #I'm gonna shove him in a locker #Bro lost a fight once and it shattered his self esteem #He's been practicing his evil laugh for months and when he finally gets his chance Shadow hits him with the 'I don't know you'#Also since this is taking off I want to clarify: I am a hater in the silly sense. I understand why Infinite has fans #The bones of a good character are there it’s just the writing of this game failed him So Bad #Forces is my least fave Sonic game but I can’t stop thinking about it because of its missed potential #Forces tries to make a lot of very serious plot points but the impact is just not there. It becomes unintentionally funny as a result

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #phone guy #fnaf 1 #sister location #fnaf fanart #HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form #BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like #made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy #you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there #I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again #now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵

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corviiids · 1 year ago

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got into bg3 a few months ago and it's about time i inflicted my astarion posts on tumblr. i sure post about him a lot. you'll never guess who my favourite character is. that's right! it's gale

#it's just easier to clown on astarion because of who he is as a person #i realise that's wild to say because gale is like the manifestation of the very concept of being shoved in a locker #idk what to tell you. that's my boyfriend. astarion is easier to throw eggs at because he cannot see them on himself to clean it off #bg3 #rookposting #astarion

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misandriste · 8 months ago

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ELOISE BRIDGERTON + being mistaken for a suitor

#ladies i cannot take this anymore they cannot marry eloise off to a man they just CANNOT!!! free my girl from the shackles of the patriarchy #this show version is a brilliant lesbian coded suffragette spinster who’s the fictional love of my life… she deserves to break free!!!#idc tv eloise should be at uni they’ve deviated so much from historical accuracy & the books and everything is so anachronistic???#eloise should not be shoved into marriage that she has vehemently stated that she does not want just bc of accuracy. girl WHAT ACCURACY…???#bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton #peneloise #creloise #penelope x eloise #cressida x eloise #penelope featherington #eloise bridgerton #cressida cowper #bridgertonedit #netflixedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramagif #perioddramasource #perioddramacentral #tv #tvedit #tvgif #tvgifs #tvfilmdaily #chewieblog #userstream #usersource #userbbelcher #gifsbymisa

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangij #wei wuxian #digital art #ask #Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel #once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs #i respected their commitment to the theme #but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities #dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton #ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered #i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it #aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment #honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet #letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough #(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)

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pain-is-too-tired · 16 days ago

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I don't think we talk enough about one the last things Michael did before he died was third wheel percabeth.

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hood-ex · 26 days ago

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Dick said "TT" in the Nightwing preview!! I actually love the idea of him picking up that habit from Damian. I know that probably wasn't Watters's intention buuut... I'll take it as a headcanon.