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are you a proshipper?
Bestie please I’m an adult with a job
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I'm sorry I'm still not over Riz taking the High Fantasy Equivalent Of Speed except no one remembers he weighs 25 pounds soaking wet so instead of Calming The Hell Down like we all know in our heart of hearts Riz would do if he actually took properly dosed stimulants he just sprints through all 9 phases of hyperfocus and ascends to neurodivergent godhood and starts solving mysteries you've never heard of and then becomes paranoid that someone's gonna take his memories so he goes up to a pirate and asks them to tattoo his red string conspiracy board on his flesh
#also he's sixteen and on spring break in cancun#what. what do you think this pirate thought when a highschooler with pupils wider than god walked up and asked for a chest tat of NIGHT YOR#Riz's coffee chugging is an attempt to self medicate change my mind. you can't.#Riz fucking Gukgak#he sleeps with a sword. he sleeps for four hours a night. he offered to bite a guys eye out and shove it into his best friends skull.#he can't stop breaking into crime scenes.#d20#dimension 20#fantasy high#riz gukgak
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a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks
#my art#one piece tag#zosan#if you've been here since 2012 then a) i'm sorry. thank you for your service. b) PLEASE have a Sensible Fucking Chuckle with me about this#honest to god the ufnniest possible thing that i personally could have done in the year 2023#if you're wondering what happened in 2012 then please leave that stone unturned. tghank you#anyways this whole thing brings me INSURMOUNTABLE joy ask me any question about anyone and i am sure i will have an answer#we have meanings or reasons for just about everything visible here and uhhhhh soooo so so so much more (ask me questions.. ask me....)#fitting the general fuckbonkers insanity of one piece into a modern au was both challenging (fun!) and INCREDIBLY hilarious#giffy is the funniest fucking person on the planet for coming up with half the situations that we shoved everyone into#(i did these in.. october i think?? maybe earlier? during the time i limited myself to sketches only)#tattoo au tag
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Was going to write a little ficlet to go with this, but. Vaccine tiredness is killer.
A little bit of art for the FOP Nature au by @bunnieswithknives. I cannot recommend checking it out enough.
#art#my art#fop nature au#fop#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fopanw#fop dale#dale dimmadome#he deserves to die in a dimmaditch#body horror#blood#candy gore#Anyway the concept behind the ficlet was going to be basically about Bramble#(because im a dirty little bitch who shoves their oc where they don't belong)#setting up traps in the forest with the intention of not catching actual deer#but rather the rogue fairy disguised as a deer that the fairy council had warned her to be on the lookout for (aka Flowers)#The Council doesnt really give a shit about Bramble or her forest#they just want to make sure Flowers isn't COMPLETELY unsupervised after the Dale Incident#So anyway Bramble does catch something#and its certainly not a real deer#but he's pretty damn sure it isn't another fairy either#(idk why Dale would be in the forest I guess maybe he just went looking for Flowers to fix this and freaked out and got lost? idk)#Anyway none of that is actually canon to the au ofc it was just in my head#and it gave me an excuse to draw a fucked up deer man so like what else could I ask for
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homelander x fem!reader who RELIGIOUSLY sleeps with a stuffed animal (me and my 20 y/o giraffe with no stuffing in his neck are totally not projecting here)...
he spends the night at her place for the first time and sees it laying on her bed, he teases her for it but is also just slightly jealous because "why do you need this old thing when you've got me?"
"What the fuck is that?" There's equal parts distain and disbelief in Homelander's voice as he plucks up the red plush toy from your bed, turning it over in his hands as a frown tugs his lips down.
"A Charmander," You reply even if you know he has no idea what that is. You busy yourself with turning the covers down as you crawl into bed. Sighing, you Homelander's gaze flicks between you and the large plush toy of a sleeping cartoon creature, one brow lifting. "Ah, right." He rolls his eyes, lips twisting in distain as Homelander squeezes the stuffed animal between his hands. The sleepy placid smile never leaves the Charmander as he briefly sneers at it. "That clears everything up," Homelander quips before dropping the stuffed animal back onto the bed. "Didn't know I was fucking such a childish woman," he goes on with a tone that's almost playful. Almost. You're used to this. Homelander isn't the most mature man. "It's soft and comfy to cuddle." You grab the plush as you settle down in bed, already pulling the covers up over your shoulder as you tuck the stuffed animal in with you. It's your bed the two of you are sharing tonight. Your pillows. Your well-worn sheets and buttery soft blankets. Homelander's bed may be the height of luxury, but it couldn't beat your own for sheer creature comforts. A content sigh escapes you as you burrow down, tucking your chin atop the stuffed animal's head. The perfect pillow. "You're really going to sleep with that- That thing while I'm here?" Homelander asks, voice incredulous as he crawls in beside you. He's quick to tuck himself about your form, never leaving any room for you to breath. Homelander nuzzles into the crook of your neck a moment before settling his chin on your shoulder. His arms snake about your middle, tugging you flush against him as Homelander releases a sigh akin to a put upon dog.
Then he huffs. You can sense as much as see the glare he's giving the toy as you glance up to him.
"Are- Are you jealous of my Charmander?" "No," it's a petulant grumble as he turns to press his face back into your neck. He nuzzles again before his teeth graze the sensitive flesh there and then he bites. "M'just not interested in an audience." There's a growl to his voice and you swear he sounds territorial. Over a plushie. You laugh and the sound turns into a delighted shriek as Homelander moves over you, teeth clamping on your neck as his hands roam over your body. Somewhere along the way, Homelander makes sure to pluck your stuffed animal free of the covers to toss it onto the floor.
#haha guess what plushie I have in my bed#also Homelander can shove it#you can pry my plushies from my cold dead hands#also Pokemon is canon in The Boys verse#Hughie said so#which means Homelander COULD have grown up with Pokemon ;;~;;#homelander#homelander x reader#the boys#homelander writing#drabble#ask#anon ask#the boys fanfic#homelander x f!reader#x reader
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Okay listen I got distracted while working on my ask doodles. BUT LISTEN THIS IS SO SELF INDULGENT cause I was listening to an early 2000s playlist on spotify and realized... Reboot Wally would so be a blink 182 fan. And you SO know he would sing that mess at karaoke. A dork. I love him.
Reboot AU belongs to @/bloodrediscream (Man I do not need to tag them for just my silly doodles.
I WILL HOWEVER tag @kawaiialeisha because I feel like you'd appreciate this
#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#wally darling#welcome home arg#welcome home au#welcome home reboot au#reboot wally#reboot wally darling#reboot wally au#sketches#god I'm realizing this is gonna be a sketch spam tonight if I DO get these ask doodles done#yall got treated to so much finished art and now I'm just dumping my stupid scribbles down like that's the same thing#Maybe I should schedule posts instead of shoving them into the ether as soon as I finish them#idk I've never been good at this whole social media thing#*goes back to thinking about reboot au karaoke because karaoke is a comfort for me*#Look you KNOW Wally would think he looks SO COOL. He's put his heart and soul into that preformance#Pull someone up with him to sing to them in front of everyone because he thinks it's so smooth#it'd work I'd fall in love instantly#anyway *goes back to scribbling*#my art
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You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.
Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.
Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.
See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.
Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.
#was talking with my friend about that scene from halo infinite#where chief jumps from the ship#into the pelican#and I asked which freelancers would do it#and like carolina and tex obviously#but then york would follow carolina#and south wouldnt let them show her up#and north would follow her#and someone would shove wash out#and florida would fucking whoop as he jumped#and i mean#maine#that sentence ends there#So basically if one freelancer jumped off a bridge all of them would#because again#they're all batshit fucking insane#rvb#red vs blue#red vs blue meme
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Please tell me Drew has given CatNap the finger, or some other sort of insult. (That might've almost ended in death.) Shame the last thing he sees won't be Drew's fabulous Minecraft Creeper (Aw man.) boxers. Ú-Ù
Absolutely.
“I think I took a few years off my life, I laughed so hard! Ah… stuff’s funny as hell, I’ll tell you what.”
#Drew is a sucker for unorthodox insults and threats#he totally called Miss Delight a ‘broom-headed banana-bitch’ while running from her#Mommy was ‘Arcade Sticky Hand headass’#(he definitely hasn’t threatened to shove concrete down someone’s throat when he was stressed totally not)#(it was Ollie LMAOAOAOA)#‘Ollie I stg if you don’t quick backseating I will shove this phone so far up my ass that you’ll hear my food digesting’#Drew does not trust that kid ONE. BIT.#gotta be the prototype ong#THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS NOT REAL#ask the three d’s#the three d’s#drew poppy playtime#catnap poppy playtime#catnap#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime fanart#phrart#art#ask phrog
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people practice w Them <3
#posting this and then shoving my head into a hole Bye#i am! Not Confident!!! in my people scribbling abilities!!#but im trying!!! im fucking trying!!!#i already see improvement#not enough to make me go 'wee the masses are gonna love this'#but enough that i can fathom posting. i can handle it. i can do this#if i dont do it now then i never will!!!!#im still gonna scream into a pillow rip it apart and then eat the stuffing!!!!#ah... the mortification of Existing... of Being Perceived...#it is ever present and inescapable! youd thing id be used to it by now!!!#ill be on my death bed asking people to leave the room so that i can die w/o feeling horribly self conscious and Seen#no seriously every time i think about my potential death and or coma should that happen#i prematurely cringe at the Attention. people potentially crying at my bedside Eugh No Thank You Please Do That Elsewhere#either call me a loser and drop off a single flower or leave me be <3#THIS IS A WELCOME HOME SCRIBBLE POST. IM SORRY I FORGOT#scribble garnish#uh um uh so uh wally and barnaby am i rite fellas-#in my mind they're picking up takeout for dinner <3#yeah no im not tagging it with a fandom tag. i dont want to be perceived As We've Established#im somewhat satisfied with that first wally.... swag <3#& do i have major gender envy for barnaby? yeah#im not used to drawing people but i should be... i need to be...#THERE ARE GUYS I WANNA DRAW! mine and others!!! ngl mostly mine!!!
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Can we possibly get a giant medic being nice to a tiny? :3
I know that medic wouldn't give two shits about a tiny child or smth, but maybe this tiny is so young and adorable to the point that he genuinely cannot be mean to them.
Just a silly little thought :3!
fiiiiine he can be niiiice ig
i feel like if he tried hard enough he can be really caring. but then again he has empathy issues like me so WHOMP WHOMP.
#tf2#my art#artists on tumblr#asks#tf2 medic#tf2 g/t#g/t art#g/t merc shenanigans#I HATE POSING HIS COAT TAIL I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!!1!!!!!1!!#GRRRRRRR!!! GRRRRRRR!!!#FUCK YOU MEDIC AND YOUR YANKEE ASS LAB COAT SHOVE IT UP YOUR GAY ASS!!!
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hong kong miku,,,
#hopping on the trend jumpscare i’m from hong kong surprise#i haven’t seen that many hk mikus around#lowkey chat i think i kinda ate with this one#however i will say i am coloring in the dark so if any colors look off that’s why#and also i haven’t opened this program in literal months i jumped straight into this no warmup no nothing#miku is what pulls me out of art block apparently i was locked in for 5 hours STRAIGHT#someone needs to teach me how to paint properly holy#not sure how i feel about the bottom left one but that was a quick one anyways#i am from hk originally but i haven’t been back in years so i have no idea about the culture other than food and mirror#OKAY let me explain the context#street food is a big thing in hk and quick and easy things like fish balls egg waffles and like siu mai and wonton noodles are popular#back then people really would just squat down on the side of the road or right in front of the shop to eat it and go#but i don’t think anyone does that anymore city life and all that#ohh i should have done instant noodles breakfasts god i loved those#if anyones from hk if you go to the causeway bay mtr station exit that leads up to the big road near sogo. do they still sell siu mai there#that shit was BANGER i remember asking for them all the time#a good majority of parents in hk would get their daughters ears pierced as a baby something about them not feeling as much pain idk#that’s just what i was told#i used the neon for her friendly standard greeting cause i wanted to incorporate the neon signs somehow without actually drawing a whole bg#lots of neon signs in hk. i heard they had to take them down cause of light pollution which is sad but understandable#everyone got their shoes from dr kong. at least when i was younger they did#boy band is self explanatory. i heard they’re really popular my mom listens to them#oh i had her messing with her shoes cause hk people move FAST. you stop for one second and you get shoved#so like a fun little allusion#gave her black roots just for fun. she is violating every school uniform code possible#this is all based off of my memory by the way so like. anyone who knows this better than i do hit me up#hatsune miku#miku from my culture#jellos scribbles#i haven’t tag yapped in so long welcome back my love i missed you
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Hope all is well <3
Thanks for checking in, friend! Actually I’ve been very much a little bit in the bad place, lately; I tend to go tumblr lite when I’m experiencing the horrors, so you had pretty great timing.
I’ll be alright; I always am. ♥️
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Um hello!! I'm truly a big fan of your artwork your art style is truly a masterpiece!
I have no questions in mind but can i ask you for a shadamy drawing?
I really want to see them in your amazing art style! Hope you have a nice day!
thank you so much 🥹 💖 here you go (shadow is not immune to pretty & cool girl)
#asks#shadamy#shadow the hedgehog#amy rose#my art#honestly i'm enjoying doing these a lot as my warm up for the day#if anyone wants to shove some doodle requests in my inbox pls do#i wont be able to do them all/forever but for this week... yes#ty for the suggestion anon i luv shadamy a lot. goth x prep supremacy
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Buck showing up to visit Bucky at collage and suddenly all whole campus is talking about that freshman with the scary older biker boyfriend
Stop It I'm Going To Start Biting Things 👍🏻
in my Head, john starts spending every weekend at gale's since during the week they're both busy with classes/work respectively... so yk surely instead of taking the bus every time, gale's in the area occasionally to pick him up from campus and give him a ride...
lol john gets jealous when he comes out of class the first time this happens and finds a group of giggly college girls hanging around gale while gale politely chats and waits for him on his bike, but john can't do shit about it in public bc yk. gays. in 2005.
so when they get back to gale's he makes sure to leave his mark(s+++), bossily pushing gale down onto the couch and crawling into his lap and attaching his lips to his neck, all cranky and mouthy about "they were ready to jump your bones, gale" and gale stifling a laugh because as if that's not exactly what john did the moment the door closed behind the two of them. he finds his impatient possessive grumpy puppy endlessly endearing and sweet <3
#tough and sweet fic#don't even look in my direction with anything tas related bc i don't have self control rn#doesn't matter how many thousands of words i am into ch3 already i Can't Stop Thinking about them#i want to hold them in my hands and then squeeze them aggressively i didn't know i could care ab my own au like this#johnslittlespoon asks#literally had such a fucked up night but woke up shoved my headphones on opened ch3 doc and everything felt okay in the world xoxo
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I want you to tell ‘em that you love the way that they don’t stick out like sore middle fingers
[Continuation of this]
#TMNT 2012#casey jones 2012#raphael hamato#rasey#this is platonic again but I’m not against romantic subtext or whatever#when I was in school being able to do this with your hand was super cool and I often still do it with both#but I’ve met both adults and kids who’ve never seen it before and it freaks them out ahaha#anyway I was jus thinking of hands again and this is a warm up sketch#but i do think thee two would have heart to hearts on rooftops sometimes and really open up#maybe theyre sat next to eachother and raph looks at his thigh next to Casey’s and gets self conscious#maybe one of them was hurt in a fight (probably Casey) and theyre patching eachother up and they just start exploring their differences#or maybe its something as simple as raph asking casey if he was Tarzan and the scene with the hands and Casey’s like yo we can do that#or even more childish theyre just doing it to see who’s hands bigger because Casey’s sister has been doing it a lot and its fun#because let me tell you it doesnt matter how old the kids i work with are they all love comparing my hand with theirs#but i imagine Raphs eyes for a second would give away hes upset a little cause he’s definitely the most self conscience about being a mutant#so Casey would do this and be like ahh look see we arent that different really#raph could bend his fingers to emphasise how much shorter Casey’s are#and cause would say something like these digits might be small but theyre mighty#leading to a shove or even a thumb war or something#anyway ill stop gushing i have a comission to do xxx#OH OH OH THE BITE MARK ON CASEY IS BECAUSE A MUTUAL COMMENTS ABOUT EATING MY RASEY ART SO THATS THEIR TEETH but im not naming names....
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having a cat that forces their way into your arms to be your little spoon or lays on your pillow and wraps themselves around your head while purring like a fucking lawnmower is like, the best personal sleep asmr machine ever, tbh lmao
#yes this post is about Moogle before you ask lmao#he’s so baby coded tbh so so baby coded#I love this little menace boy so much 🥹😭 my girlies are cuddled up together on the pillows on the other side of the bed#so he shoved his way into being my little spoon and has not stopped purring since#and it’s so loud and strong he vibrates so much when he purrs so it’s the fucking best when I can just bury my face in him and pass out lmao
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