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thelittlestspider · 1 year ago

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sam is annoying, but i don't hate him as much as dean

#kimi watches #sam has that annoying 'i'm *so* smart and i'm going to be a *lawyer*#and i'm better than you' air that makes me wanna like #shove him in a locker #but dean is just. i hate him.

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katsinspats · 1 month ago

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Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you

#art #comic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #sonic fanart #sonic #sonic forces #My funny BTS on this comic is Shadow's initial response was 'sounds like cope but okay' but I wanted something less internet-pilled LOL #I've drawn more Sonic Forces fanart than I intended but it is EXCLUSIVELY because I think Infinite is SO funny #I'm gonna shove him in a locker #Bro lost a fight once and it shattered his self esteem #He's been practicing his evil laugh for months and when he finally gets his chance Shadow hits him with the 'I don't know you'#Also since this is taking off I want to clarify: I am a hater in the silly sense. I understand why Infinite has fans #The bones of a good character are there it’s just the writing of this game failed him So Bad #Forces is my least fave Sonic game but I can’t stop thinking about it because of its missed potential #Forces tries to make a lot of very serious plot points but the impact is just not there. It becomes unintentionally funny as a result

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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago

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Continuing a bit from this

Because that was a fluke, right?

Steve Harrington sat at their lunch table, asked a bunch of questions, and took notes as some sort of prank, right? It’s never going to happen again. Right?

But he’s there again today (“Fucking hell”) sitting at their table, waving them over when he spots them like, “I was thinking about that depression filter you told me about. Makes no sense.”

“It’s, uh…” Jeff tries, accepting Steve’s offered applesauce. “It’s a perception filter.”

“Ohhh, that makes more sense.”

Steve opens his notebook, marks something out, and writes over it. He looks up like, “About this guy Griffon.”

And that’s how it goes. Steve asks questions. They provide answers. They realize that Steve must have some hearing loss in his left ear and adjust to that. Steve cracks a joke they don’t understand and adjusts to them, and it’s…fun.

Gareth accidentally elbows Steve in the ribs and Steve winces hard because his ribs are still fucked up from the fight. They all think this is over now and things will go back to normal but Steve…apologizes?? For being weird??? To weirdos?

“Oh, god,” Jeff says after lunch, watching Steve and Grant walk off in the same direction. “We have to keep him.”

Gareth sighs, “Eddie is going to hate this.”

#Eddie did - in fact - hate this #He tries really hard to continue to hate this but then he mentions the Mind Flayer #and Steve is like: Oh yeah. I know that guy. He’s German.#And Eddie doesn’t know what the fuck that means but he’s in love #BTW Jeff folds the quickest. Steve likes westerns and walks with him to his math class so now no one shoves him into lockers #steve harrington #jeff stranger things #gareth stranger things #unnamed freak stranger things #stranger things

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saturdaysky · 10 months ago

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we'll be alright, love. we'll make it through, you'll see.

just a doodle of my gnome tav, mayhew, and gale sometime in the long, dark night of the soul that is act 2

line version:

used a photo ref for the general pose. refs are amazing ✌

#lest you think wizards have left my brain THEY HAVE NOT #i just completed the game - sans some epilogue stuff - and i loved it. catered to me and my angst-loving ways #god gale...perfection. he's so interesting. i want to shove him in a locker but he might be my fav gale #expect art #and maybe fic #my art #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gnome tav #gnomeposting #mayhew #galehew

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inktoony · 11 months ago

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I almost cried during the finale

Anyways

HE'S SO BABYGIRL, IT BRINGS ME TO TEARS

#I NEED HIM #I need to shove him into a locker #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel

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moonshynecybin · 2 months ago

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the thing about pecco is he’s so funny entirely unintentionally

#motogp #callie speaks #pecco bagnaia #NERD ! shoves him in a locker

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burr-ell · 10 months ago

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this kid is SUCH a loser lmao

#i hope he finds joy. i hope he gets punched in the face. i hope he hugs a dog. i hope someone shoves him in a locker #spy x family #sxf spoilers #damian desmond

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hunterrrs · 1 year ago

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NERD. NERD!!!

update (love u taylor)

(also excellent nerd!sid additions here)

#shoving him in my locker #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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introspectivememories · 11 months ago

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okay so i know that dash baxter barely gets any character development in the show but like the idea that danny hates dash? boo, lame, overdone!!!! danny who can beat dash up and dash knows this and everyone knows this but by god danny needs something normal to cling on to so dash shoves him in a locker everyday?? yeah that's the good shit

#like danny more than anything wants to be normal except he is schrodinger;s person so he'll never be normal #but dash still shoves him in the locker everyday and dash still gives him swirlies and dash still calls him 'fen-twerp'#so he's still a normal teen... right?#dash doesn't bully danny for a day and he watches the way danny get progressively worse throughout the day #dash bewildered: is he like- going through bully withdrawls???#tucker exhausted after 2nd period: dude can you just like shove him into a locker or smth?#dash: i'm trying to be better!! kwan says that i am being too much these days #sam also exhausted: be better after danny graduates #also the idea of like dash bullying danny is their way of saying 'hello' is sooo funny to me #danny as he's getting shoved into a locker: so how's your mom?#dash: better now but like that cough isn' going away yknow?#danny contorting himself to fit in the locker better: you should take her to dr. esperanza later. i heard the flu's going around #dash closing the door: alr thanks for the tip. stay in there for at least 5 minutes #danny preparing to nap: whatever #dp #danny phantom #danny fenton #dash baxter #swagger bishie #teddy ghost #dandash #ig i'll tag those bc i am a pretty big swagger bishie shipper but you could totally read this as platonic

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coreycornelius · 6 months ago

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obsessed with this little fag

#jrwi #wonderlust #troy lougferd #art by corey #i’m gonna shove him in a locker #i wanna bully him so bad

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cry-ptidd · 18 days ago

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WOKE Hellsing be like strong independent woman of color is the head of the Hellsing family, transgender kink pride Alucard, brave and tough female fledgling that isn't a love interest, wife guy, questioning church authority when presented with corruption is good, the nazis are the villains,

#hellsing #shitpost #add a brown-skinned Nazi on top of that #hirano is a wonder he seems like he doesn't give a fuck about race theory bullshit or the like he's just there bc he's a military nerd #he saw the pale hair/dark skin combo and said PEAK character design right there #and he's right Integra Anderson and the Captain all fucking SLAP visually #i also want to shove him in a locker

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columboscreens · 7 months ago

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