I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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kansas miku… there’s not a whole lot as far as popular culture goes so she’s basically just wizard of oz miku also
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It is 12:30 am and there is a rat (I almost wrote worm. It is not a worm) in the fucking ceiling. I can hear it. I can hear its tiny little feet scurrying around. It's following me, I swear. And you know what? I'm pretty sure the first noise that made me suspicious, was a fart. A rat fart. He thinks he's so sneaky, but I'm onto him.
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"Sam is probably my only friend in this town..."
emergency sleepover time in the mountains after local small town emo and skater boy played too much solarion chronicles and lost track of time
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i want everyone to see my lavender plant and to bask in its glory!
It’s so pretty and I’m so proud of it! Sadly, its sibling didn’t make it, but this plant shall live on in its memory! It took months for it to get this big and, at first, i was worried that it wasn’t growing right, because there weren’t any purple buds, but turns out it just takes awhile to grow the purple buds!
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My sister volunteers at the local animal shelter, which recently rescued an astounding fifty-one guinea pigs from a hoarder. Obviously, they're pretty overwhelmed with this, so my sister agreed to foster two of them. Now this animal shelter has a practice of giving its animals seemingly random names, like words they just pulled out of a hat or perhaps a box of magnet poetry. This particular batch of guinea pigs they decided to name after office supplies, and the result of all this is that we are now fostering two guinea pigs named Business Card and Filing Cabinet.
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drew up a pretty quick design for a harengon swarmkeeper ranger/rogue for a oneshot i'm playing this weekend ♡ their name is fennel and they go by fenn (they think it sounds much cooler)
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“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:
is phil. but this:
is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤
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