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I imagine "the mushroom gender of -" would sound like a staccato "merh." sound, Rather than "negative". Its just what my brain automatically did, and I think it sounds better

Male or female?

No thanks, I'm taking the mushroom gender of

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Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.

No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.

Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.

(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)

Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.

Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?

Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.

Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!

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I started with the brown grey and white scarf and I'm really happy with it. I got a lot of yarn out of it. I might be able to try colour pooling with this yarn, which I didn't even think of when I got it

I went to the thrift store today and I found a sweater, a blanket, and two scarves that ended up being $9 all together. Most of it I'm taking apart for the yarn, but one of the scarves is for me (the green and white plaid one).

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This is one reason I prefer bagged milk over the cartons

I opened it wrong somehow and the side ripped so now I have to be really careful pouring it or else it spills

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I'm listening to epic the musical for the first time and it's really cool. I find it's really similar to the mechanisms (a band). They tell stories through songs, and the songs have a specific order and stuff, and some of it is talking. And they both retell Greek myths

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I went to the thrift store today and I found a sweater, a blanket, and two scarves that ended up being $9 all together. Most of it I'm taking apart for the yarn, but one of the scarves is for me (the green and white plaid one).

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AU where Jason gets over his theatre-kid need for dramatics and heat never reveals his identity to the batfam. In fact, he HIDES his identity so well that no one ever finds it out. It’s been years since Red Hood popped up and at this point he’s an unofficial vigilante with crime lord tendencies than anything else

then people start getting suspect . . . But not the right thing

Red hood: *sitting, legs crossed, on a roof ledge* scare me and make me drop my book and l don’t care if you helped me with Penguin last night, I’ll throw you off this roof and I won’t give a shit Nightwing: *slowly jacks away* um. What book? Red hood: pride and prejudice. Nightwing: pride and . . . You know, my brother liked that book. Red hood: I know he did Nightwing:

Damian: *feeling uncertain with his title as Robin* Red Hood: you know, a wise kid once said Robin is magic Batman: *eyes narrow* what kid? Red Hood: eh, just someone I used to know Batman:

Spoiler: so why did ya decide to protect the alley? Red Hood: I lived there as a kid. I . . . Uh, it just means a lot to me. Spoiler: *frowning* I assumed you’d lived there. Red Hood: yeah it um . . . *thinking of Bruce* I met someone important there. He changed my life. And when . . . I, uh, lost him, I decided to clean it up. Spoiler:

Later, in the bat cave:

Spoiler: so Red Hood . . . Batman: *gravely* dated Jason. Nightwing: but he was only fifteen! Robin: *crossing his arms* people date at fifteen, Richard. Red Robin: . . . The crime lord dated the second Robin. Batman: I’m going to kill him. Nightwing: wait, no! You can’t! Jason wouldn’t have wanted it! Black Bat: he’s family. Spoiler: *jazz hands* NEW BROTHER

Red Hood: *listening in through their comms* what the fuck

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STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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... Um... I die listening to music maybe?

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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a jegulus fic idea.

regulus falls in love with James in every universe, and in every universe, he dies. except he's cursed - cursed to remember every night at the astronomy tower, and cursed to remember every time he's died. in every universe, regulus doesn't get James, not forever. sometimes he thinks that the ones where James doesn't love him back are better.

except one day, one time, after endless timelines and never being able to stop it, James remembers.

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i'm thinking about jason vs white streak and a helmet that doesn't cover his entire face, and the absolute missed comedy of the entirety of crime alley thinking that they are getting beaten up by a very old man.

Average crime alley guy: yeah and then he stopped wearing the full face cover and his hair is like white underneath it's so weird--

other guy: wait. like. white? Like. LIke old person white?

Average crime alley guy: oh my god. oh my goooood. he uses a voice modulator to hide that he's approximately 98 years old. mr hood sir do you need help crossing the street?

Jason, 19: ?????????????

jason then realizes the convenience of being able to take off the mask and no one realize it's him because they're looking for someone older than alfred and just goes along with it and tells increasingly made up stories about being young in the 40s while shooting peoples kneecaps out.

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For the simple idiots who cannot get it in their head:

Do: post about what you're reading! I love a good live posting about a fic

Don't: post hate about a fic with its name. I occasionally post a "woah wtf did I just read" but I never ever specify the fic or tag anything

Do: recommend fics you liked and turn down ones you didn't. If someone suggests a fic you didn't like, it's okay to say "oh yeah I tried that but it wasn't really my thing"

Don't: rate fics. Period. Authors write these for free for our enjoyment. If you don't like it, don't read it. I don't like jily, so I don't read it. Atyd isn't my thing, so I don't read it. It's very simple.

Do: discuss privately with friends. My friends and I read the same fics and sometimes we discuss our thoughts. Because it's private.

Don't: blatantly post negativity about art or fics. You wouldn't want someone doing that to your work would you?

Fandom is free. Fan art is free. Fan fic is free. You don't have to like everything, but don't be a public asshole about it.

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Marauders playing Never have I ever part 1: James, chuckling: Never have I ever eaten a rabbit. Remus, drinking: Fuck you. Regulus, also drinking: Yeah, fuck you. All heads turn to him. James: Regulus...? Regulus: What? I was hungry. Finding food while hiding isn't easy okay?? Everyone: Regulus: ...You guys do know I found the horcruxes ...right? Everyone: Regulus: Wait, so you all just thought I walked in wanting to suddenly redeem myself? Regulus: You thought Voldemort suddenly dropped dead? Marlene:...Well—Dumbledore didn't exactly— Regulus just looking at them shocked.

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I don't mind the snow, but I very much do mind the -20 weather

you live in Onterrible so you might get it the way I would live ANYWHERE else in Canada like???? The snow????

what????

I mean it doesn't snow too much where I am, but if you're in the snowbelt it would be worse. This year has been pretty snowy for me though.

I've been using my knock off doc boots as winter boots. I think I've worn my actual winter boots like twice this year