#bagged milk

[amiraallis]

Oh Canada

[spacedoutman]

Aparrently, Canadians drink milk out of bags?

I don't know how true that is but if the world did i think life would get better. But for now, I can only make Eric singer into a bag of milk after my barbie edit.

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta headcanaons, “Eyeless” Jack edition„

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-: “Eyeless” Jack has major beef with anyone Sally does not like. Little bitch Susie said her hair looked nappy? Guess Susie’s mommy and daddy will find her head on the living room floor.

-: E.J. enjoys bagged beverages over cartoned beverages. It’s the inner Canadian.

-: E.J. lived in Canada until he was 12, he later moved to the USA. He held a grudge against his parents for having to leave his friends behind.

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[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[starsilversword]

People: Canada has bagged milked. Anyone west of Ontario: Who tf uses bagged milk.

[totallyredacted]

i think we should do more with the fact that justin isn’t from canada. anyway remember the bagged milk post?

[megamilkoff]

The top two competitors will move on to the main bracket!

[swampthing07]

I was originally going to do this for just a friend of mine, but the world may also need to know.

Bagged milk is apparently mostly a Canada thing, but I live in the USA and have used bagged milk my whole life.

This is what ours look like. You can find them at the gas station mostly.

This is the container they go in after you cut the corner off. They are also at the gas station on a rack next to the bagged milk.

Here is a small graph to show the process in more detail.

After you are done pouring your milk, you take the cut corner and shove it into the groove on the front.

[immawraffle]

The Great Bagged Milk Incident (Part 1: Context)

[impy10]

can I ask people who live in countries who do this-

how does bagging milk work? how do you pour it? does the bag have a spout? is it sold like that?

I'm just curious

[lurkerwithcomputer]

"I've had it and it tastes round" is genuinely the best thing I've ever heard about bagged milk. Both in terms of just being a funny description and that bagged milk kinda sucks, actually. Basically, it's just a really cheap way to sell milk, putting it in sealed plastic vacuum bags instead of cartons or bottles. You need to either have a separate container that fits standard milk bags (yes, those are a specific thing in Canada, you can just use them as an open top jug, but they don't pour well because there's usually no spout on em) to stop it from just, y'know, collapsing and spilling out everywhere because its a *plastic bag*. Or you could pour the milk into a jug you've got, and either way it's another container you need.

The TL;DR is that bagged milk exists because it's a way to sell large amounts of milk for cheap. Like most things that are made to sell lots of something cheaply, it kinda sucks.

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[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[rubberchickenarmy123]

CANADA WTF IS UP WITH BAGGED MILK??? LIKE WHY??? WHERE DO YOU PUT IT WHEN IT'S HALF FULL. WHAT?????

[aplatypus-perrytheplatypus]

Do Canadians have milk in normal containers or is it just bagged

[neptun-thetransplanet]

I saw bagged milk for the first time, currently having a mental breakdown