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separatist-apologist · 7 months ago
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And when e/riel's harass Elucien Week anyway, will you still defend them?
To quote my beautiful best friend @the-lonelybarricade when she saw the screenshot of this, "GET A LIFE."
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thebardscipher · 2 years ago
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Another Disney Dreamlight Valley powerpoint made by yours truly.....made at 1am in the morning and finished at 2:30am so if there’s spelling mistakes OH WELL.
At this point I’m going to become known as the one with the powerpoints and at this point, I think I have made peace with that and sure why not. If I can’t be known as the gremlin everyone groans about showing up in the tag, I can be known as the one with the powerpoints.
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batbusiness-schooldropout · 2 years ago
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Bruce: I've prepared another training presentation-
*collective batkid groaning*
Bruce: -Because I've heard some of you praise Tim-
Tim: God forbid I have an ounce of positive feedback!
Bruce: - For some of the things he said while fighting Jason in Titan's Tower.
Tim: .....Ok in my defense! You never had one of these PowerPoint presentations for what to do if your predecessor comes back from the dead!
Jason: Yeah! Where are the slides telling us what to do if we're suffering from extreme pit madness!
Bruce: At the end of this presentation. May I continue?
*Collective Batkid grumbling*
Bruce: Good. When engaging someone affected by the Lazarus Pits, you should not say anything purposefully antagonistic. There is no such thing as "throwing them off their rhythm" or "making them make a mistake" in these instances.
Tim: Oh if only there had been a ridiculously comprehensive slideshow about what I should've done!!
Bruce: The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take. Since there is no reason to incite anger in a person already filled with murderous rage, there is no use for the following phrases; "That explains why you smell like a musty bitch". "I'm wearing my nicest Robin costume for you and you couldn't be bothered to clean the grave dirt from under your nails". "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". "Hit me again, and I'll sleep with your mom"-
Dick: Tim, that last one was way out of line. Do not threaten to sleep with people's parents. You're not Selina. You can't get away with it
Jason: In TimTam's defense, if I was myself at the time, I would've been impressed by the sheer audacity of what he was saying. I definitely would've slipped up or just left him alone
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vigilskeep · 1 year ago
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back and even bulkier with another powerpoint! i opted for spreading the information out in a hopefully engaging way over limiting the number of slides. the circle is a BIG, big topic, with such focus over the course of the games, so if i didn't cover anything useful, you want to know anything more specific, or equally if i made a mistake and missed or misinterpreted something, please let me know ily!!
transcript below the cut! my eternal thanks to @bisexualcommandershepard for providing one for the previous powerpoint and in doing so reminding me to get my act together, you have my sword
zevsurana’s guide to the circle of magi
can’t tell your circles from your chantries from your colleges from your conclaves? boy, do i have the powerpoint for you!
hit me with the basics
under the law of the orlesian chantry, every mage is required to join the circle
a mage who does not join the circle, or escapes one, is labelled an apostate, a crime punishable by death or tranquillity
tranquillity is the process by which mages are branded on the forehead, robbing them of their emotions and magic
at the end of their apprenticeship, each mage is taken without warning to their harrowing. they must choose between being sent into the fade for a dangerous test against possession, or tranquillity.
it is illegal to make harrowed mages tranquil, but they are still required to live under the circle’s supervision
depending on which text you believe, there are 14 or 15 circles under orlais’ chantry.
[this slide is accompanied by an image of a map of thedas. there are small markers spread across the map on 12 locations, mostly in orlais and the free marches, but included everywhere except tevinter and seheron.]
these are the known locations!
i didn’t include starkhaven’s, which was destroyed in a fire at the start of da2, or jainen’s, which is mentioned in an online game but as another circle in ferelden makes the dao plot make no sense. i suppose that would have gotten us up to 14 but i’m not doing it. cope
hierarchy of the circle
there are six ranks:
the grand enchanter is the mages’ direct representative to the divine. in our time, this is grand enchanter fiona, who famously stated “fuck the divine”
the first enchanter leads each circle. theoretically, their permission is needed for a mage to leave the tower, for a harrowing, and for a mage to be made tranquil. in practice, their actual power depends hugely on their political skill and their corresponding knight-commander
the senior enchanters are the most experienced mages in a circle, and advise the first enchanter, who will select one of them as their successor
those who have gained the rank of enchanter (also known as junior enchanters) are now expected to mentor apprentices
the simple rank of mage designates those who have passed their harrowing. an inhabitant of the circle fully capable of magic might say “i’m not a mage, just an apprentice”
the apprentices are children and young adults who have not yet completed their harrowing
outside of this hierarchy are the tranquil. they instead belong to the ‘formari’, who perform enchantment and sell enchanted items to produce the circle’s wealth
(it’s really important to me that you know the different ranks usually have different coloured robes to mark them out. i can’t explain that all here because it varies from circle to circle and we don’t have all the data but i think that’s so fun that i have to point it out even though it makes this slide super crowded i hate it i’m sorry)
politics of the circle: what are those first enchanters even doing?
an ideal first enchanter should govern their circle as a quasi-parental figure who can protect their mages while maintaining an uneasy balance and accord with the templars
they are also an administrator managing their circle’s finances
a weak or unskilled first enchanter can spell doom for their circle just as much as one at odds with their knight-commander
the college of magi is a council of all first enchanters
the college regularly meets in cumberland, nevarra, to discuss circle policy and elect the grand enchanter from among them
politics of the circle: what’s this about frat boys?
once a mage achieves the rank of enchanter, they may join a political fraternity
choose your fighter:
the largest fraternity, the aequitarians, are centrists
the loyalists are chantry bootlickers
the libertarians seek greater power and independence for the circle. the resolutionists are an even more radical group that emerged from them
the isolationists wish mages to withdraw from society completely
the lucrosians prioritise the accumulation of wealth and influence
the aequitarians maintained an alliance with the loyalists until the final vote to rebel, when wynne’s son rhys, asked to represent the aequitarians by first enchanter irving, voted with the libertarians
that was a lot of politics.
let’s take a breather because we haven’t even gotten to history yet oh boy
[this slide is accompanied by two pieces of dragon age concept art of white-haired mage women casting spells. one is an older human white woman who may be wynne, dressed in ornate robes and casting purple magic with a casually imperious gesture. the other is the concept art for warden surana, an angry-looking young elven white woman with a palm full of icy magic.]
hot circle mage concept art break. of course you have white hair and [caps lock begins] one thousand points lightning damage-- [caps lock ends]
but where do circles come from, i hear you cry
well, when two semi-circles love each other very much,
the year is 1:20 divine, and our questionable hero is kordillus drakon…
the circles had existed long before this, of course, in a very different form: elite tevinter academic societies
but right now, the south is in chaos. the first inquisition’s reign is coming to a close. the second blight is fifteen years underway with no sign of stopping any time soon, and will rage until 1:95 divine
kordillus drakon, the very first emperor of orlais, has a budding empire and a budding chantry that look like they might die in the cradle… unless he can continue enlisting mages against the darkspawn
we may wish to take a moment to register that kordillus drakon apparently looked like this. Sure.
[this slide is accompanied by concept art of kordillus drakon. he is blond white man in vaguely iron age dress, with an interesting hair cut including bangs, a high half ponytail and a very large moustache. he wears a swamp-green cloak and a black fur pelt over a green and white striped tunic, with a hand-axe slung through his belt, and crossed garters over whatever combination boots and pants he's wearing, which seems to be one singular garment.]
the solution to drakon's problem?
the nevarran accord
“what do video game enjoyers love? fantasy historical treaties? yeah, probably” – bioware, constantly
and they’re right unless you’re a joyless hater
the nevarran accord was agreed between the newly formed chantry and the original inquisition in 1:20 divine
the people of the south feared magic, but they also wanted to be able to use its power against great threats like the darkspawn
in one move, the circle of magi, the seekers of truth, and the templar order were created
some mages considered the circle a refuge in a world full of terror. to others, it was a prison
but this is dragon age, so maker forbid we would only be told one version of events
there is also a codex entry called ‘history of the circle’
it describes the mages of the divine age as chafing under being allowed to do little more than light candles and lamps for the chantry… as if there wasn’t a fucking blight going on
in protest, mages snuffed out the eternal flame in the grand cathedral at val royeaux, and barricaded themselves in the choir loft. divine ambrosia ii attempted to call an exalted march on her own cathedral, but even her templars discouraged her
shouted negotiations were conducted for 21 days before the mages “went cheerily into exile” in a remote fortress, separated from society into the circle for “the first time”
nerd's note:
personally, i would understand this as the circle as an organisation being created with the accord in 1:20 divine, and the mages being relegated to this lesser role after the greatest battles against the darkspawn, with the establishment of circle of magi towers after the protest. there’s no date of events on this codex, but since it mentions templars, it has to have been post-accord.
i would also take this account with a grain of salt in-world, as it was written by sister petrine, a controversial writer to the chantry, but nonetheless a chantry scholar.
this has been a lot of chatter about mages. but there’s an elephant in the room, and it’s looking at us suspiciously…
the circle and the templar order
the circle does supposedly have nominal independence from the chantry…
Knight-Commander Greagoir: I promised you aid, but with the Circle restored, my duty is to watch the mages. They are free to help you, however. Warden: I thought the templars were in charge of the Circle. Knight-Commander Greagoir: The templars guard and advise, but the first enchanter has the last word in what happens in the Circle.
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Warden: Won’t the Circle of Magi do what the Chantry says? Alistair: Technically the Circle of Magi is independent. We don’t know that the Chantry won’t support us, of course. Morrigan: You truly believe that? Alistair: If we speak to the First Enchanter, he should see that his responsibility to the Grey Wardens supersedes anything the Chantry or even Teyrn Loghain might have to say about it.
… but since when has power ever gone where it’s supposed to?
as world of thedas volume 1 explains, “Although the Circle is supposed to be autonomous, a heavy Templar presence in all Circle towers has effectively made the organisation an arm of the Chantry for ages.”
a first enchanter can quickly lose all the power they allegedly hold
even in the best of times with a skilful, well-intentioned first enchanter, templars reserve the right to send mages to the dungeons, to take away their children, to kill any who leave the circle, etc. as a matter of course
grand clerics reserve the right to grant the right of annulment
generally, the system is maintained by a mutual interest in avoiding open conflict
the templars are the ones in power with the chantry’s full support. if they drive the mages to open conflict, their comfortable routine is uprooted
templars are equipped to hunt down individual mages, even blood mages and abominations
templars are not equipped to be outnumbered or face even numbers. mages are simply far more powerful in a fair fight than they are. lyrium can only do so much
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mages, meanwhile, operate under the not entirely unfounded belief that the outside world is entirely hostile to them
at least if they remain, they can keep an uneasy balance in which most mages survive, their existence tolerated by the chantry. they can continue studying among their own kind in the only home they know
if they openly rebel, they may throw aside what limited protections and goodwill they have. mages like wynne outright state certainty that if they rebel, “genocide” will follow
furthermore, those mages with more status have more access to privilege. they’re also the ones who have best passed the chantry’s tests. thus, those in a position to lead are least inclined to rebel
you only rebel against the circle because you think less of your children are going to die starting a war than they are in here.
and, uh, on that cheery note… any questions from the class?
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ace-touya · 1 year ago
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Class 1-A PowerPoint Night
A PowerPoint night is when a friend group all make PowerPoints on random topics and present them to each other in case anyone doesn’t know. This is what I think all of class 1-A would do.
Yuga Aoyama makes a PowerPoint explaining french slang terms that he thinks the entire class should start using
Mina Ashido makes a PowerPoint rating everyone’s families. Points are awarded based on presence of both parents, how well each student gets on with their parents, whether they have siblings (younger siblings get less points than older ones) and how much she personally likes their family members.
Tenya Iida makes a PowerPoint on how to revise for their upcoming exam, complete with diagrams and information about the psychology of learning. The class feel like they’re in a lecture.
Tsuyu Asui makes a PowerPoint where she turns things the class has said into Pinterest-style inspirational quotes and they have to try and guess who said what.
Ochaco Uraraka makes a PowerPoint on tips to save money, because you cant tell me some of the people in this class buy useless things they either lose, forget about, or have no idea what to do with.
Mashirao Ojiro makes a PowerPoint of things he does not understand. It features things such as the existence of languages, barcodes, and credit cards.
Denki Kaminari makes a PowerPoint called ‘Crying Wrapped’, which details the reasons he has cried over the least year, which months he cried the most and the least in, and rates his top 5 cries with little explanation
Eijiro Kirishima makes a PowerPoint called ‘things I’ve seen at the gym that just make sense’. Some of them have pictures to go along with them, and Ochaco and Katsuki nod along and say ‘I remember that’ to every other slide.
Koji Koda made a PowerPoint on why Aizawa should let them have a class pet. The PowerPoint actually had good reasoning so they emailed it to Aizawa, who only responded ‘no.’ And did not elaborate.
Rikido Sato makes a PowerPoint assigning each classmate a type of cake. He lists the reasons, the ingredients, and has a nice message for each member of the class on the slide with their cake
Mezo Shoji makes a PowerPoint about how Tokoyami is Not Real. Enough said.
Kyouka Jiro makes a PowerPoint detailing the soundtrack she would put together if their life was a movie, complete with photos and video clips of stuff they’ve done to go along with each moment she assigns a song to.
Hanta Sero makes a PowerPoint called ‘Canada is not real’, and it lists all the reasons why he believes Canada is made up. Shoto is nodding along and finds it very thought-provoking
Fumikage Tokoyami makes a PowerPoint analysing everyone’s entire zodiac charts. Kirishima is shocked to find out there’s more than just the sun sign. They also give everyone their horoscopes for the next month.
Shoto Todoroki makes a PowerPoint on conspiracy theories that he actually believes. They’re all completely insane but he does end up convincing some members of the class by the end.
Toru Hagakure makes a PowerPoint on Disney Men and whether or not she would trust them with her drink with little to no explanation. All the girls agree with her ratings.
Katsuki Bakugo makes a PowerPoint rating each of the barbie movies based on whether or not he could beat the protagonist in a fight. The class is shocked to find out that Katsuki does believe he would lose to some of the barbies.
Izuku Midoryia makes a PowerPoint analysing the class’s fighting techniques and their strengths and weaknesses as heroes, using all the notes he’s written about each of them in his notebooks. Additionally, he assigns everyone in the class a current pro hero that they’re most similar to.
Minoru Mineta makes a PowerPoint rating the girls in every class of their year group and is not allowed to present it.
Momo Yaoyorozu makes a PowerPoint assigning each classmate a different kind of tea, complete with the benefits of each flavour and why she would give it to them. She also includes the prices and the best places to buy them.
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emloafs · 3 months ago
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hawkmetri amnesia fic deleted scene!
“You know, when I said I just wanted someone to give me a lecture on everything I missed in my own life the past two years,” Eli deadpans, “I didn’t mean that literally.”
Miguel scowls and crosses his arms from his position beside Eli’s TV which currently reads “Everything Hawk Missed in the Past 2 Years” on a PowerPoint Presentation slide.
“Well, it’s too late. I already made the PowerPoint.”
Eli facepalms.
“As you all know from my text, Hawk here has finally remembered that he’s dating Demetri,” Miguel says matter-of-factly, pacing in front of them all.
Tory leans over to Robby and whispers quietly in his ear, “Which one is Demetri again?”
“No offense, but why is Hawk here? And if he is, why is Demetri not here?” Sam immediately questions. “Shouldn’t they be, you know, making up for lost time or something?”
“Excellent questions,” Miguel points at her with the pointer. “Obviously we’ve all been waiting for this day. However, things are a little messy as Demetri and Hawk are fighting. This is where you can all gasp.”
No one gasps.
“Anyway,” Miguel bites out, glaring at his unresponsive audience. “I thought I would step in as Love Doctor to help them out, as they once helped me with my love life.”
Sam raises an eyebrow, ”They did what?”
Miguel swallows uneasily and ignores her question. “The problem is Demetri is ignoring Eli, likely losing hope he’ll ever have his memories fully restored, wasting away in sorrow-”
“Dude,” Eli scolds.
“Hawk needs his full memories back so that he can apologize to Demetri, woo him, and this whole thing will be over!” Miguel announces proudly.
“I thought this was about the Sekai Taikai,” Tory narrows her eyes. “Why am I here?”
“It’s a fair question,” Robby chimes in. “Why do you need the three of us?”
“I’ve made a plan,” Miguel explains, holding out his hands defensively. “And I need all of you on board to make it work.”
“If you’re plan has to do with this PowerPoint we should skip that part,” Eli tells him bluntly.
Miguel sighs, exasperated. The pointer slaps against his leg as he drops his hands in frustration. “I thought you said you needed help remembering!”
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doublydaring · 8 months ago
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can you explain the michael psychosomatic kittens curse to me please it's been bothering me for upwards of a week
it would be an honor. it's kind of a long story but luckily I'm at work.
1. I was drawing pictures of Mike and Peter on zoom with my bestest friend Cal and I was drawing their beautiful 70s long hair as I am wont to do. A thought occurred in my head that the color of their hairs together would make a beautiful tortoiseshell cat. This prompted me to say aloud: "They would have beautiful kittens." Which of course raised questions. I wasn't even really thinking about kitten pregnancy at this point I was just thinking about their hair. But kitten pregnancy sprung forth none the less.
2. The household has been on kind of a Phyllis kick lately because I have a 73 slide long PowerPoint on the Monkees that I have been workshopping into a sort of combination stand up comedy/performance art piece. Our second focus group (the cast of rocky horror) said that they liked it but wanted more interpersonal drama. So I added Peter and Davy's fight and a "wife timeline" so we've been thinking about Monkee wives and I recently read Mike's book and Phyllis I think we can all agree is one of the most interesting and under-examined people in the whole Monkee cluster fuck.
3. So Mike is pregnant with Kittens. Because he and Peter would have beautiful kittens. And we all agree that being pregnant would be a good thing for Mike Nesmith. On a physical level it would suit him but also from a sort of pseudo feminist perspective where he is forced to take on the burden of """"womanhood"""" we feel it could help to facilitate understanding to what he's putting these women through.
4. So it becomes sort of body horror, where he is forced to confront the physical and emotional labor that he has been foisting on Phyllis and then neglecting her but in becoming pregnant he understands her and their relationship blossoms. We decide that Phyllis sort of has a mental break and convinces herself that she's going to trick Mike into thinking he's pregnant so that he understands just for a moment what she's going through. We try to come up with ways you could try to convince a man he is pregnant (this is difficult).
5. We realize we have lost the kitten plot. But Riley (who has been here the whole time because we share a room but I didn't want to introduce to many characters into this) has been taking a class on monsters and the monstrous and there is this medieval medical belief called "the maternal imagination" which is basically the idea that if you are pregnant and get scared by a mouse your baby will be born mouselike. Or if you are looking at a picture of a man who is not your husband while you conceive a baby the baby will look like the man in the picture, not it's actual father. It's a very interesting sort of belief.
6. So we decide that Mike stumbles upon a sick kitten one day and brings it home and is positively doting. Phyllis and his real life children remain secondary. He's about work and this fucking kitten. And so of course it becomes the object of Phyllis’s ire. And she hates that right? Because it's a sick and tiny kitten. And really she should hate Mike (but she cannot hate Mike this is a fundamental truth of her character). But she decides that she can make him understand. By making him think he's pregnant. And she goes to bed that night and has a dream that she gives birth to kittens.
7. Of course this is totally delusional he's never going to think he's pregnant but weirdly, he starts to ... act pregnant? In ways that she would have absolutely no control over. He's got that glow and he's gaining weight and most of all he's happy and is spending a lot more time at home hanging around. And she starts to get all doting excited husband on him. And their relationship is a lot more tenable now that their roles have subtly shifted. Because she is the responsible one right? But previously she'd have to defer to him and he had to perform this masculine patriarch role and neither of them are brave enough to challenge it but they both feel wrong fulfilling those roles. This is just right. But it's also very fucking wrong. Because Mike is pregnant??? And it's getting pretty undeniable. It is also clear that whatever is in there is not a baby. Phyllis has had babies and this is four little squirmy things. And so eventually Mike has kittens and it is not clarified how physically this happens but it does and it fixes him.
Sorry. I know this is pretty much batshit insane but it is the story.
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tarovrispy · 1 day ago
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06: NBD (no big deal) ⌦
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CW! | slight brainrot terms used, (not clarified well but) written part in yn's perspective, possibly lengthy chapter ahead, kind of slight angst(?)
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Rubbing your temples gently in a circular motion with your fingers, you stare at your lecturer blankly, hearing his voice drone on and on about the upcoming midterm assignment.
"This is very important, it consists of 60% of your total marks within this whole year." He says as you cup a hand over your right cheek, your eyes lazily drifting about the classroom as his words continue to act as background noise.
Perhaps I should be listening to this. After all, it's something I would be graded for. You thought silently as you attempted to seem more attentive, bringing your drooping shoulders upright, straightening up slightly, no longer slumping against your chair.
"This is no easy task I have to admit. But I think that a challenge is what really sets y'all apart from the average and the top."
He continues as your eyes followed the transition to the next slide on his PowerPoint presentation. And there the assignment details are written onto the slide, cramped across the centre of the slide.
Compact Loft Apartments. The screen reads and instantly almost everyone in the room sounds out a collective groan.
With the rise of minimalistic apartments hosting singles, tiny apartments which can barely fit a bathroom and bedroom in neat separate spaces have been trending. More people have turned to be fascinated about the idea of how people work out such tiny spaces in day to day living. Which might also explain why Little John's videos on how to expand small spaces with galvanized square steel has been going viral as well.
And of course, your course module teacher is not an exception. In fact, he is so obsessed with the idea of minimalism that he watches YouTube videos on people exploring Tiny Japanese Apartments. Often fascinated by the different possible designs brought about, he has showed you all various videos on them as well as part of his "teaching".
The idea is quite bizzare for you to comprehend. Tiny apartments could barely host spaces for toilet bowls and showers to be installed in private corners. For instance, you remembered watching on the Japanese man who spent most of his day doing everything in his bathtub from one of those videos shared by her module teacher. If anything, you found living in a tiny apartment almost unfeasible, even for a single person.
"However, I am sure most of you are very familiarised with the concept of tiny loft apartments, hence I will not explain further. That's all for today's lesson, guys."
The teacher's voice snaps you out of your thoughts as you gaze at the screen once again, which has now exited the PowerPoint slideshow. Students are already gathering into groups and discussing about the assignment while packing up.
You heaved a small sigh, your hands scrambling to pack up your items, shoving them into your tote bag hastily. You're thinking about grabbing a ready-to-eat chicken breast from the campus' grocers for a quick bite while you start brain storming for the assignment, when you suddenly feel a vibration coming from your phone.
Who could it be? You wonder silently as you take it out of your pocket, pausing your pack up to check the notifications.
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After navigating your route to the yakinku place Bokuto suggested grabbing lunch at, you set down your phone on the table and sit yourself down back into your seat for a bit.
Making mental notes in your head, you stare at the blank projector screen mindlessly for a moment.
The assignment slideshow that was there before had long disappeared, yet the title words ‘Compact Loft Apartments’ still seemed to be there haunting you.
Guess my lunch plans will need a bit of change then. Hopefully I will have time later to brainstorm for the assignment.
As much as you hated the thought of disrupting your brief plans that you made earlier to work on your assignments, you couldn't bear to turn down Bokuto.
Especially not when you have had the feeling of eating lunch all alone without your roommates before… It's a terrible and lonely feeling.
And it would be even more terrible for Bokuto. You think silently to yourself before finally picking yourself back up from your seat and walking out of the classroom.
It's hard to not think about anything else other than the assignment on your way there.
For the first time, you don't feel like pretending the lines on the floor are lava and you can't step on them.
For the first time, you're not admiring the falling tree leaves when the wind blows.
For the first time, you don't stop at a newly bloomed flower and hesitate about whether to take a picture of it.
And for the first time, you nearly miss the front door of a food place, walking past the doorstep just by three steps only to realise you've reached.
Which is weird because you never miss a step when it comes to finding the place you're gonna eat at. Especially when food is almost everything to you.
“Yn!" You hear Bokuto's voice call out to you as you swing open the door to the Yakiniku place.
It doesn't take more than a second to locate where Bokuto is sitted, because there he is waving enthusiastically at you behind the grill, which already has a platter or more pieces of meat lying on it.
You try to form a small smile on your face when you meet Bokuto's, which grins back at you so brightly, that it could compete with the afternoon's sun in terms of which would give off more energy and stand a 50℅ of winning.
“Hey, sorry did you wait long?”You ask finally after settling down on the seat opposite him, which he responds back immediately with a shake of the head. 
“Nope! Not at all!”He says while moving his tongs to grab the pieces of meat off the grill, placing them onto your plate.
“These are for you by the way!" Bokuto says gleefully while doing so, making your eyes gaze back and forth, from the look on his face to the slices of grilled meat he places on your plate.
For the next hour or so, you don't remember exactly what happened. Even what you even placed into your own mouth. All you can remember is Bokuto grilling all the meat for you and serving them onto your plate, while your head juggling between reality and the assignment.
And you can't help but hate how distracted you were. You wished you could have solely focused on conversing with Bokuto earlier.
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✎ fyi!
The video I mentioned in the post is this one (and I actually love watching them cos i genuinely find them interesting)
Bokuto genuinely worried his head off that he got too annoying for yn to handle when she didnt use emojis (so when she used two crying face emojis in 'you noticed' he was instantly relieved)
He was still very cheery to yn tho (because he felt that yn was feeling down & wanted to cheer her up)
He considered going to the guys group chat and crying a bit about how awkward the yakiniku lunch was (but decided afterwards to man up because they were all busy with projects/assignments & he shouldnt disturb them)
The yakiniku lunch was actually really awkward; I would cry if I was there (half the time yn gave dry responses and dazed out in her surroundings (because she was stressed)
Brainstorming for projects/assignments are no joke; it gets really tiring especially when your mind starts blanking but you need more ideas (I hate it so much)
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griffin-girl-r · 1 year ago
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Weekly presentation
Created: 01.09.2022
Finished: 02.09.2022
Edited: 21.09.2023
Age: 16
Word count: 1,874
Warnings: Second hand embarrasement
Request: No
Pairings: Various pairings
Note: This story will not have a part 2
Summary: The team gathers for your weekly PowerPoint presentation that holds a small surprise for them this week.
It was Friday night and that could mean only one thing.
It was time for your weekly PowerPoint presentation.
Everyone was forced to attend and watch even though almost every time it was just a stupid presentation based on the weirdest and most useless things.
You looked around the room excited, oblivious to the fact that all the people in that room were bored and surely would want to be in any other place rather than here.
You had again gathered everyone: The Avengers, The Guardians of the Galaxy, The Agents from S.H.I.E.L.D., and even Fury was there.
Literally everyone.
"Welcome y'all to my new presentation!" You cheerfully shouted as you took your place in front of a big screen where your presentation was going to be displayed
You deliberately chose to ignore the sighs that came from different parts of the room and carried on with the introduction.
"I would like to start by saying that, I know for a fact that, you are going to absolutely enjoy this presentation." You stepped a little to the side so the screen was now fully visible
Natasha, your mom, was for sure tired of this weekly tradition but she was your mother so she had to sit through all of the boring presentations and support you. Acting very interested in whatever nonsense you were explaining.
"Baby, if this is like your last presentation about 'How to tie your shoes with your mouth without using your hands', I think you should know that we have a mission to go to." Natasha looked at you as she kept her head in her hands
Even Rocket knew what was coming next "Here we go again..." He sighed quietly from the back of the room
"That presentation was to help Bucky tie his shoelace when his metal arm doesn't work!" You shouted hurt by the fact that your mom had the audacity to say that your last presentation was useless "And why is the raccoon talking?!"
Natasha rolled her eyes before looking up at you again "And it did, baby. It really did..." She breathed out "It helped him so much. Right, James?" She turned to look at Bucky
Bucky quickly nodded but said no word.
You picked the remote up from the nearby table and turned on the TV "So, anyways... Today I have the honor to present you..."
Natasha decided to drink some water from her bottle as she waited for this night to come to an end faster.
You pressed a button on the remote and your PowerPoint presentation showed on the screen.
The title written in big black letters in bold.
No one actually paid too much attention to the screen until you read the title out loud yourself.
Using a mechanic voice, like the one from the news to make a big impression, you excitedly read the title clear and loud for every single one of the people in the room to hear.
"'How many people have my Mama slept with and I know about?!'" You shouted excited
Natasha's eyes widened and she choked on the water she was drinking, spitting it all around the floor and table as she started coughing.
Maria quickly started patting Natasha on the back to make sure she was okay.
But as if nothing happened, you kept on talking about the theme you've chosen for tonight's presentation.
You kept talking in the same cheerful tone and as if it wasn't enough, you started to point to the people in question around the room as you changed the slides.
Each person has a slide with photos and information about them. But you felt like it wasn't enough so you added more photos of your mom with the respective person.
"The first one on our list is Bucky. Congrats mate. I know you were her first." You smirked at Bucky as you raised one eyebrow at him "You made my mama a woman from a girl. But to be honest with you, in the present times, you would have gone to jail for doing the nasty with a minor girl while you were like 86 back then."
Bucky detached his metal arm and hid behind it.
This was something he hoped people would never find out and that it would stay just between him and Natasha as a part of their past, as they agreed.
You stopped for a second, confusion written all over your face.
"Wait a minute... If back then you and Mama were together... wouldn't that mean that you're my dad?" You pointed one finger to Bucky
"Long story, kid!" Bucky shouted from behind his arm as his cheeks started to turn into a dark shade of red
You shrugged and kept on talking with the same excited tone but you already had made a mental note to ask Natasha about that later.
"Next we have, Steve!" You excitedly threw your hands in the air "Grandpa knows some moves! Even though I thought he was a virgin at first."
Steve looked terrified at Natasha as you started to play with your hair confused.
But Steve only saw poor Natasha looking like she was about to pass out from embarrassment.
She was just staring at you wide-eyed and with her mouth open from the shock, trying to wrap her mind around what was happening.
"The third one is, Maria!" You smiled as you put your hands on your hips "I've never would have guessed that my mom also liked girls. Her face doesn't show it."
Maria leaned and hid behind Fury.
"But don't think I haven't noticed how you're treating my mama and to be honest, I ship you two." You kept smiling "I'll help you to ask her to marry you. No need to hide it anymore. After all, I know her better than anyone. And Tony might want to work on the soundproofing system because it clearly can't do its job properly anymore."
"Why do you say that, mini Romanoff?" Tony asked amused
"Because, these two..." You pointed in between Natasha and Maria "Are being so loud at night that I can hear them even when they, and I, have the soundproof of the room on. You have no idea how loud can Maria make my mom scream sometimes and it's traumatic. I'm only trying to sleep, guys, but to my bad luck, my room is right next to my mother's."
Thinking about it better, Maria got out from behind Fury's back, who was trying his hardest not to burst out laughing at the embarrassing situation, and slid under the table to hide and stood there for the rest of the presentation.
You shook your head and moved on with the presentation.
"Wanda!" You shouted and smirked at the witch too "You do have some magic fingers, don't you?!"
Wanda quickly tried to cover herself with her magic in an attempt to create some sort of magic shield that would allow her to not be seen.
"Don't worry, Vis." You turned towards Vision, the robot was confused and unsure of what is this all about "She did not cheat on you. It happened before Wanda got together with you so you don't need to worry."
Vision nodded but the fact that people could get so embarrassed only by a presentation was bugging him.
"I think this is enough for the first part of this presentation. You'll get more in the next one." You cheered but didn't tuned off the big screen where the presentation was displayed "But I think that we should also have some honor mentions here."
That sent a wave of shivers among various people all around the room as the rest held their breaths, waiting to see what more could you say next.
"Tony!" You pointed to the man in question with the remote "You get a 7 out of 10 for your attempt of sleeping with my mom when we first met you! I know you've changed your mind only after you found out she has a daughter. Don't hide it!"
Tony put his arms in front of his face to protect himself from Pepper's slaps that he knew were coming.
And he wasn't wrong.
Pepper gasped as she turned to Tony "Anthony Edward Stark!" She shouted in a high-pitched voice
Before Tony got the chance to defend himself, the back of his head was hit by Pepper's hand.
Some serious drama is going to happen between them tonight.
That was clear.
"Carol! 9.5 out of 10! Don't give up, you still have a chance." You gave Carol a thumbs up "But I'll be a little careful of Agent Hill right there under the table. She can get possessive when it comes to Mama and me."
All Carol could do was silently sit in shock.
This presentation has long got out of hand.
"A 0 out of 10 for Bruce." You looked with disgust at the doctor "You and Mama had played enough 'Hide the zucchini'. Luckily it lasted for a short time."
Bruce opened his mouth to say something as he raised a finger but you beat him to it.
"And don't you dare think I don't know what that means!" You pointed outraged at him because you knew he was about to ask you if you knew what that means
Bruce closed his mouth and looked down at the floor like it was the most interesting thing in the world.
With an evil laugh, you moved to the next slide "And last but not least... Sam! –1,000 out of 10. How could you ever believe that my mom was into clowns?!"
Poor Sam burst out crying, clearly hurt by your words.
He still hoped deep down in his heart that your mom would start dating him even though he knows that would never happen.
Turning off the TV you rubbed your hands together clearly trying to imitate Tony whenever he holds a speech.
"That's all for today!" You shouted proud of yourself because tonight's presentation was a total success "Thank you for coming to my weekly presentation. See you next week." You smirked and made finger guns with your hands "To part two of 'How many people have my mama slept with and I know about?!'"
You expected cheers and claps but all you've got was a dead silence.
Looking at your mother, you saw her face as white as the snow and her bright emerald green eyes, now a dark shade of green.
All Natasha managed to breathe out through grinned teeth before she passed out was one word "Run..."
You did not give this chance a second thought and took it, sprinting out of the room with the speed of light.
Poor Natasha got up to run after you but she only got to take one step before passing out from the shame and embarrassment she was feeling.
Of course, Maria was the one to catch her and everyone made sure Natasha was okay before slowly going back to their homes and rooms after she woke up.
That was a fun night indeed.
At least for you.
For your mother... let's say that she'll not get out in public for a long time from now on.
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prettyflyshyguy · 8 months ago
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Happy April 1st, I have no new joke but here's a really good old one.
Buckle up.
Alright. Can't remember if I posted much about this before, but at my old job I produced this videogame. It was pretty cool!! It was set in the future, you're a super soldier who piloted remote robot drones called Espire.
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(Violent little robot Sooty, my beloved. The shotgun pump in the trailer is still my favorite bit.)
I had my fingers in just about every pie that made up this game, and it was extremely cool getting to work with the team. April fools rolled around, game hadn't released just yet, we were finalising into the certification phase.
Every friday we had something called 'demo friday' where the team would show off something they worked on that week and we'd celebrate. It was charming to let everyone have a chance to show off their contributions, from every department in the company. I never really showed off anything because the spreadsheets I worked with, everyone already saw cause I would run around showing people every day as part of my job.
So on this fatefull, April 1st Friday, I asked to show the team something special. I pulled up a powerpoint presentation and add-libbed a new game concept pitch.
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I pitched Espire to Love, a robot dating simulator, to a room full of 25 odd videogame developers.
Now as you may or may not have noticed, I don't often dabble in romance as a genre. I've barely touched dating sims and I'd never mentioned them before at work.
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"From Dreamy daddies to anime girls, KFC's the colonel and even dinosaurs, there's an incredible range of options in the dating sim genre" I said with a straight face infront of a room full of people who were crying with laughter. I was barely holding myself together.
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No one was prepared for the fake screenshots.
Still remember how hard some of them laughed when I pulled these slides up. I packed a lot of in-jokes into these that I won't explain - I wanted this to hit hard and hit home for the people I'd spent two + years working with.
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People loved it, I made my friends laugh, it was good. And then upon being told "Hey you should send this to the publisher!"
That's exactly what I did.
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The response from our assigned reps at Tripwire (YES, THAT TRIPWIRE) said they loved it, and they too were asking themselves the question "why not!" the whole way through.
But this story doesn't end there, oh no.
Fast forward a year. The game is released, we're hectic busy working on post release content, I'm cooking up the next stage of the joke.
Unfortunately, it never came to fruition due to time and stress. But here's what it was going to be:
We'd had our community clammoring for merch - so I wanted to pitch something bold, new and exciting, and the kind of thing that'd make us stand out.
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Body pillows.
Would have been incredible. Might've made someone faint.
The robots were called Bean and Sooty during development so yes. I was going to deadass say "The bean bag and the sooty sack" (I mean what I say)
Unfortunately I didn't make it in time, and then double unfortunately, I lost my job when the studio had to significantly downsize.
But that never stops me from posting a good bit. You all know I'm a committed freak.
Fast forward a bit more and I'm trying to learn how to make my own games! So I download RenPy since it's a good starting point. It's designed more for VN's, so to find my feet I figured I should make as VN right?
I didn't want to make to make new assets, as the point was me learning to code. What to do..... what to do....
Full circle babeeeeyyyyy
And that's where we're at today! Long post I know, but I'm real proud of this joke. I love a good laugh that hits you at home, that's just honest fun. Huge shoutout to my old co-workers for listening to my original presentation, their laughter filled my heart and I was fucking terrified at the time, it was worth the joke.
It became a running gag in the office - we were playing Jackbox for a work party and it was one of those question and submitted answer games, and without any input from me the team had made the question "What would the for the sequel to Espire to Love be?"
and the options were "Espire to Live" and "Espire to death"
Anyway, I hope you only have charming and well considered April fools jokes today - designed for you to laugh at as much as the person making the joke. That's the best joke. Peace out.
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thenerdofthegroup · 3 months ago
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Okay so we got a tiny promotional video with a lot of clips we’ve already seen and fun ‘PowerPoint slide’ type clips. Imma talk about it
Here is the video ^
Now the last time I talked about this it didn’t go… great so I will word it better so as to avoid that again <3
Now we’ve gotten that billboard my excitement is out on an all time high again but there are a few things in this that I want to point out:
Firstly we will get the obvious out the way- RIO SAYS HER NAMEEEE AND ITS SO PLAYFUL. We have physical evidence that she at the very least knows her name haha.
Secondly the rest of the voice are very interesting. So we definitely have Billy- sorry I meant Teen in there, and Lilia at the end but the rest are all male voices. Now I can confidently identify the ver deep one as Herb from WV. And given it’s a tiny promo teaser I think all of these voices are from what we’ve seen before. Maybe one surprise new one but very unlikely. I think I can hear Dottie’s husband in there but the rest I can’t identify (men usually sound the same to me). So if we use that theory, who says what? I think there are about 3-4 voices I cannot place. AND when do they say it? My theory is that these kind of go chronologically and that she hears them say these in episode 1 as hallucinations or episode 2 when she’s collecting her coven
Thirdly, all the photos are gorgeous and they fall into one of 3 categories
One category is clips from WV. Now the only one I can theorise on is this 70’s one but it was amazing to see her gorgeous face (ignore my shoddy handwriting I’m a physicist it’s part of the job description)
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Another Category is hints/clips to parts of the show. I will describe in chronological order, missing the two that go in the next category: Mare of Easttown Detective Agatha, Agatha search online, Agatha tarot card with the moon (moon is very important we all know this), Agatha with the orange magic (I don’t know what font it is but it feels like I should), Olden Agatha with pretty writing, purple smoke screen with Agatha font used in other things, Plants in an almost ‘weird detective’ way (I don’t know how to explain it but like those cutscenes in a detective where they put stuff in a lab… god I’m bad at this), something that almost resembles AHS but in general is a weird black pattern, Agatha twitter (she would be hilarious on there), red ‘Agatha’ that is linked to that demon scene and a beautiful purple glowing ball that is just general mystic-ness. All of them amazing, all pointing to different parts of the show
Now, the two to single out actually have writing on them
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I’ll put my theorise down and thank you to my friend who helped because I was trying to think deeply and they gave me the obvious answers because I’m too dumb to do all of this on my own haha
The one on the left feels like a childhood story. It’s written in even lined with pretty patterns on the side. I think that it’s a story about her killing her coven. This would also cement the idea that she is famous (in a not great way) and support a little fun theory I had that she is almost like a spooky story witches tell their kids at night. Like the boogy man. “Don’t misbehave or the evil purple witch will come and get you” kind of thing (you would never guess that I write).
It also brings in a fun question everyone has: was she born with purple magic? Because by all logical accounts she had to have been because the darkhold didn’t turn Wandas magic purple (I know it did Stranges but sorcerers are different, I think it acted like a filter to the outside magic since that’s what sorcerers use, whereas witches have it born into them and their DNA so you can’t put a filter in it) and it would make sense story wise. Born with it and everyone was terrified and hated her from the beginning. Self fulfilling prophecy and all that. It’s not a problem if she isn’t, because the other works just as well, her wanting to rebel so much that she picks up dark books etc etc. but it is one of the aspects I’m deathly excited to see.
The right hand side one is a newspaper. Now given the placement of the name and the lack of anything either it’s her actually putting her name in for people to see/ some kind of clue thing OR the more likely option is a bounty on her head. Which would make sense: if this is a witch paper, everyone seems to want her dead so I mean… go for it. She gets a little snack out of it
Those are my current thoughts and if you’ve read this all then thank you for your time. I like getting other peoples opinions so if you have any then always feel free to say even if it’s telling me I’m stupid and pointing out the obvious haha
Anyway here is your gift for making it to the end: Sexy ladyyyyy
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deepestbluesky · 2 years ago
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[the not actual image description is that this is a very barebones powerpoint in which each slide has picture(s) of a kinnporsche character and bullet point text describing it. the full text is under the cut below the latter set of pictures.]
all text from @minnarr​!!! now, onwards
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[title slide] minna explains kinnporsche without knowing it
[kinn] kinn ● eyebrows ● was written lowkey as RPF of actor who plays him and i would like to never think about that but people remind me constantly ● smiling imp emoji ● also this man has a lot of buttons open but if that coat is red i approve
[porsche] this IS porsche right? his bangs are actually covering his forehead ● he's kinn's bodyguard? which is the opposite casting to what I thought would be true before I figured out which was which. He just looks very mild. Protect him. ● something deeply wrong with him but i haven't absorbed enough to know if it's personal or systemic ● lol sometimes if you change anything about the hairline i do not recognize a person ● (porsche i think of as having like 90s heartthrob hair for some reason) ● [upon seeing bodyguard hairstyle] i must inflate my hair to look intimidating. like a bird.
[porchay] oh... i don't know ● he looks like he's 17 but also I'm trash at judging ages. DOES look like he's waiting until he can go back to his video game ● [would you like to make any guesses or nah?] at names? god no ● i know like 3 names that i can't match to anyone and i know them wholly disconnected from anything about them as people ● pete? is this Pete? ● i have no idea how anyone besides kinn and porsche even fit in the story
[tankhun] i think this might be tankhun ● REALLY loving this matching coat and cape in colorful floral ● do his pants have fun organic cutouts ● no wait those are shiny leather boots ● or pants. ok ● wow this is a look. ok. well this man is NOT doing the fighting. he is either very scary or very fun. or both. ● IS he the third crime brother or is my brain just insisting literally everyone has this surname ● one thing this show does is let men wear fun things
[pete] is THIS Pete ● i saw a vegaspete gifset either today or yesterday and the only thing i retained about pete's face is that he looked nice ● good laugh 10/10 what is he doing here ● bought a 10pk of white hanes tshirts and got invited to whatever This is ● (i don't know if this last is even remotely accurate to his vibe or if I'm judging on 1 picture and faint memory) ● either vegas is the sex dungeon haver or I'm hilariously wrong about Pete's vibe
[kim] kim (crime bros surname)???? ● the guy who would be besties with nie huaisang ● he looks like he's here to have fun and take pictures on his phone to save to his terrifyingly extensive blackmail folder ● again he has little brother energy ● i do like his face. i wanna see him in scenes ● like the way you distantly blorbo people from gifs. he's my favorite kp guy.
[vegas] vegas ● [within 1 second of seeing picture] sex dungeon ● please save his hedgehog ● he's one of the 3 people i can name
[korn] ...d..dad? ● i frankly did not know this show had anyone other than pretty 20-30 year old men ● [we talked about this and you went 'there are OLD PEOPLE?'] i have simply never seen them!!! ● ok he's either crime dad or the guy who's the reason kp are sleeping in like military-ass transports and getting helicoptered to safety ● (rival crime boss?)
[kun] also i think the first old man is the villain and the second older man is crime dad ● Oh No I Like Him ● otoh he could be crime dad and the fashion is genetic ● otoh. delightful dissipated uncle when ● i still think he should be the uncle who is no help at all but is very excited to hear about what dumb thing his nephews are getting up to now with vibes of kind of wanting to be on the young people's level. upside can be counted on for resources at odd moments but only if it's for a stupid purpose ● i don't think that's what he is but i want it for the crime bros
[slide with no picture] pause to recap ● ok so [for the first five] we have kinnporsche tanhkun fabulous crime brother flannelboy (tentatively porchay) and Pete ● if that's all the young people btw I'm locking in porchay? on flannelboy ● fuck if i know maybe one of the young dudes is the villain. maybe it's vegas. maybe it's brother vs brother.
[yok] my best friend ● i love her ● fashion is a little glitzy maybe to be porsche's friend even though i wanted that for him....does kinn have friends he seems like he probably mostly hangs out with family and people he pays to be around him ● lighting is very clubby tho so like ● just club clothes ● i have no clue how she fits in but i bet she has a nice laugh and takes no shit
[slide with multiple pictures - the first one is ken] ● trust fund brat ● i know they're not british but he has such POWERFUL unbearable character on Sherlock energy ● either that or like baby's first (very nice) suit
[big] ● oh!!!! it's a uniform!!!! ● these two are like lower level bodyguards. or kinn's actual family-hired bodyguards and kinn like hired porsche after a weird meet-ugly involving gunfire and now the vibe is awkward ● this one is anxious
[middle text] .... bad analogy probably need a better wording but to use cql again. first bodyguard is the sizhui and second bodyguard is the Jingyi the Calm One and the one you need to tell Calm Down
[slide with two pictures - the first one is tay] ● also omg this was dyed hair boy ● i was picturing BOTH kim(?) and this man. amalgam gossip friend. ● also the flowy pants/all white/heeled boot/"are you talking to me?" look ● extremely good
[chan] ● kim's bodyguard for the thousandth time telling him no, you need to stay where it's safe ● this is probably incorrect and I'm now just judging anyone with a lapel pin a bodyguard ● this is a very bouncer vibe tho
[macau] ● this one actually is a teenager, right? that looks like a school uniform shirt although maybe not bc idk what school with embroidered patch uniform shirts is also like sure boys can wear hoops [we give away my extremely usamerican Christian school experience] ● better caption What Is a Child Doing Here
[extra text for macau] have i miscalculated did i either misassign a crime boy or are there 4 crime boys. i feel like one of these children should be here for family reasons wait unless one is porsche's brother not this one flannelboy [a picture of the i’ve connected the dots meme]
[slide with two pictures - the first is arthee] ● :( ● give him a cup of tea and a bandaid ● he just looks sad for some reason! ● who are you woebegone man
[time] ● i would not have chosen the turtleneck ● i know the other shirt is also turtleneck but this is "shirt i wore in the 90s" mockneck and i cannot define why it makes me want to laugh ● he is doing bad cosplay of bleach mullet ● that NECKLACE is NOT HELPING
[slide with three pictures - the first is tawan] ● surprisingly the first shirtless boy ● i like his hair, he looks a little smarmy, the vanity mirror + shirtless is giving me either he's in showbiz or he has too many people in private rooms ● do love the noir blinds thing happening. maybe he's a femme fatale. ● i looked at him and literally thought "hair goals" lmaooo
[jom and tem] ● they look nice and also the set dressing is SO suburban ● if i had to assign them a fic trope it's accidental child acquisition fake (or real) marriage ● they are on the pta ● (i truly have no idea)
[arm] oh no i love his vibe and his glasses ● 'i know organized crime needs shady bookkeepers/lawyers/IT professionals but did it have to be me, with these particular criminals' ● my first thought was "cast him as Indiana Jones" bc hair and glasses so that's just send me back to first impression
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years ago
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PowerPoint #2: Lucy Weasley
Lucy, grumbling: Fine, I guess I'm up.
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Louis: These aren't supposed to be personal. James Sirius: Your presentation was literally the most personal. You don't get to judge anyone. Alice II: You know, I am curious about this one though. What are the weirdest things in her bag? Hadley (OC): That's for me to know, and for you to find out. Lucy: If you're all ready to be quiet now, we can actually start.
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Fred II: The fuck, Hads? Hadley (OC), defensively: Look, I wouldn't have half the weird things in y bag if you people didn't end up in so much trouble. Alice II: She's not wrong. At this point her bag should be a certified Deus ex Machina. James Sirius: But why 1967? Why not 1968? Or 1966? Hadley (OC): Because 1967 was what I had, okay?
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Hadley (OC): It's three, actually. Lucy: Correction: it was three. The third got lost during the whole Knight Bus thing. Louis, under his breath: Dear god, don't remind me. Alice II, shaking her head gravely: That was a dark day.
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Hadley (OC): That's not too bad, actually. I have some that are even older.
James Sirius, bewildered: Why?! Louis, so tired: Please don't answer that.
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Hadley (OC): THAT IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE! Lucy: Bitch, no it's not! Fred II: I mean, if it was just one, maybe, but five? That's pretty weird, Hads. Hadley (OC), harrumphing: I stand by it.
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Hadley (OC): Tons of people have collections of dead butterflies on display. Lucy: Not in their backpack! James Sirius: Name one person you know that has a collection of dead butterflies. Hadley (OC): My moms! Louis: That's two people, technically, but I'll let it slide.
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Alice II: I have so many questions. Hadley (OC): I got it that time with the cactus and I never really got around to taking it out. Louis: We swore not to about the cactus thing. Fred II, scoffing: Like you can talk! You brought up the selkie in your presentation! Louis: The selkie was totally different! James Sirius: How?! Alice II, cutting in: Can we not? I have a migraine. James Sirius: *nods sympathetically and pulls her close* Fred II: Fine, but only because you didn't mention the selkie. Louis: I mentioned it once. You've mentioned it, like, twelve times. Fred II: Because you mentioned it first!
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Alice II: Aren't you an atheist? Hadley (OC): Yeah. Alice II: Then why- Hadley (OC): It's probably best that we don't get into that.
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Hadley (OC): Before anyone says anything, it was a birthday present from my mom. Lucy: That doesn't explain why she gave it to you. Hadley (OC), giving her a quizzical look: You've met her, right? Lucy: Yeah, she makes really good cookies. Hadley (OC): You're thinking of my momma. I'm talking about my mom. Alice II: The one that was convicted of murder? Hadley (OC): She was never convicted. Louis: This whole thing has been a rollercoaster. Just putting it out there. James Sirius, bitterly: You started it, Mr. Common Sense
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Fred II: Again, the fuck, Hads? Hadley (OC): They're my brother's! James Sirius: Uh huh, sure. Hadley (OC): They are! Lucy, teasing: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Louis: You know, these numbers have all been very specific. Fred II: Yeah, did you count them? Lucy: This isn't about me. It's about Hadley. Hadley (OC): Speaking of me, I've got dibs on going next for completely unrelated reasons. James Sirius: Not suspiciously phrased whatsoever. Hadley (OC): Shut up.
Masterlist Louis< >Hadley
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thehangeddemon · 1 year ago
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The Road to Hell || Charleson, Xavier, Ramsay, Lawrence, & Captain Issott || July 11th, 2023
Charles: Charles winced as the uppermost vertebrae of his spine popped like firecrackers, working the stiffness from his shoulders and rolling his neck from side-to-side. He glanced first to the glowing digital clock on the hotel nightstand, then to his long-suffering husband. His groan was equal parts pained and apologetic. He’d spent the better part of four hours hunched over his laptop, attempting to cram an entire lecture on Bioethics into a thirty-minute presentation.
“I’m nearly done,” he promised, shifting atop the mattress to give his legs a stretch as well. He’d moved from the cramped desk to the king-sized bed some two hours ago. It hadn’t helped his posture, or his productivity, but it was more comfortable than the chair. He leaned over to snag his half-empty bottle of water from where it’d rolled to the edge of the mattress and took a swig.
“I know it’s late. What if you go and tuck the kids into bed? I’ll be finished before you get back. I swear.”
Mason: Mason looked up from his own laptop. Not a presentation of his own, but the yearly appointments app. A wall of various colors and jotted notes. He wanted so much to do more. Still, after all these years, no secretary had managed to pick up his mantle. This was just life, and with no mention of an assistant uttered in months.
By now, Mason wouldn't trust anyone else to keep up.
"Ya are. Ya need to eat somethin'." Charles wasn't the only one watching the clock, but he knew cutting his husband off in the middle of writing would mean more time getting his thoughts reorganized.
But a moment would be stolen, just a moment, to comb his fingers through Charles' hair and pull him into a kiss. Not nearly as long as he would have liked, but time was precious.
"Fifteen minutes." Leaving without a crack of thunder and a horrible stench required exertion and a bloody nose, but Charles would be left in peace in the blink of an eye.
Charles: He nodded, but his attention had already returned to the PowerPoint he’d been polishing.
“We passed a deli earlier; a block or two away from here. Sign said it was open late. I’ll grab a couple of sandwiches for us when I’m finished.”
For his husband’s quiet, gentle affection, Charles would allow a brief distraction. He hummed softly into that kiss, and brushed a thumb over Mason’s cheek. A swift touch, but it would hold them both for a short while.
“Fifteen minutes,” he echoed, refocusing on his penultimate slide. He did not watch his husband leave, but he felt his parting. He let the resulting silence -in the room, and in his mind- drive him just a bit harder.
Seven minutes later, the professor was satisfied with what he had. He knew from experience that his satisfaction would be short-lived. But any tweaking could wait until he’d had a decent meal, and enough rest to assuage his husband.
He collected mobile, wallet, and room-card. The open laptop and scattered stacks of notes he left on the bed. They could be dealt with later. He glanced at the clock again, and after a beat of consideration, grabbed a spare scrap of paper and scribbled a quick message to Mason.
Ran down to the deli. Won’t be long.
-C
Mason: Fifteen minutes could feel like seconds or a lifetime. On the day-to-day, no one counted the minutes. A vague goal had been given as they had always been given; something to look forward to, and a warning should something go amiss.
The children were surprised to see their father. Limited time had been explained, as well as the progress their father was making with his conference, and the love Charles perpetually felt. News he didn't have to give, but given to feel included, and peace of mind. Both daughter and son were given affection. Hugs and kisses for Cynthia, hugs and ruffling of hair for Rory.
Tomorrow, Charles would say good morning and goodnight himself, but they had to understand his busy schedule, and while both said they understood, Cynthia's private thoughts were agitated, restless.
Mason knelt by her bed.
'What's the matter?'
'I don't know. I want to use my voice today.'
'You want to scream?'
Eleven years old and those eyes were beyond their years. The worry behind them, a look no child should express. The demon nodded.
'Do you trust me?'
She nodded.
"I'll be back." Mason kissed between her eyes and stood. "Nothing's gonna happen to you."
The school would be put on lockdown. No visitors. No one through the front door without Jean's approval. They could either like it or lump it.
Mason returned to the hotel some thirty minutes later, ready to explain himself when he found himself alone. Without seeing the note, his first instinct was to reach for Charles' mind.
Charles: He’d never had any desire to live on the West Coast. He never would. But Charles couldn’t deny the appeal of a summer night in San Francisco. The weather was the perfect side of cool, and the view of the Bay from their balcony was breathtaking. They could have dinner out there, he supposed, as he left the alley between their building and the next, passing out onto the sidewalk.
The stroll from hotel to restaurant was a short one, and so quiet. At least compared to Manhattan. With no baseball game to draw crowds to the stadium, this section of the city was rather peaceful.
The deli, too, was uncrowded. Only an enamoured young couple stood between him and the middle-aged woman manning the counter. She was quite pretty, with her deep dimples and wide brown eyes. Charles knew Mason would forgive him a bit of harmless flirting, if it meant two free cookies.
His spirits were sky-high on the short journey back. Delightfully, he found himself thinking more of the pleasure of his husband’s company than further editing his presentation. Perhaps a shower together, after dinner. Or drinks at the rooftop lounge, if it wasn’t too crowded. Both, he thought. Drinks first, shower after. And then they could make use of those pristine hotel sheets…
The chill that ran up his spine as he rounded the corner into their alleyway once more had those lovely thoughts tapering off. He stopped there in the opening, wanting to retreat to the sidewalk and not quite understanding why. It took a moment for him to place the source of the unsettled feeling.
An Amazon delivery? At this hour?
Not unheard of in a major city, he supposed. But he let his loosely-wound telepathy unfurl, regardless, trusting his instincts.
Nothing.
Well, not nothing, precisely.
There were millions of minds within his impressive radius. But nothing sinister. Not from the blue-gray van with its smirking logo. Not from either of the buildings flanking him.
Gripping the paper bag that held his dinner like a lifeline, Charles eased his way into the alley. He was fine. Everything was fine. Mason was almost certainly some ten stories above him, waiting in their room for his return. With that image in mind, he picked up his pace, heading for the lobby doors at nearly a jog.
The massive hand that snapped around his mouth like a vice should have come as a surprise.
It didn’t.
He was yanked back against a broad, solid chest. There was no wriggling free from those trunk-like arms, but Charles would be damned if he didn’t try.
He threw his weight to and fro. His curses were muffled by that iron grip. The heavy bag split as it hit the pavement, spilling its contents across the alleyway. Charles roared against that hand, reached out mental claws to drag against his assailant’s–
Nothing.
Truly nothing, this time.
Like fingers passing through fog, he could find no mind to grab hold of.
His heart slammed against his ribs. Deliriously, he feared they might crack. He redoubled his efforts to pull free, kicking and thrashing as he was dragged back toward that godforsaken van.
In desperation, he reached out for the familiar timbre of Mason’s mind. A wordless plea. Deafening. Or it would have been, had his husband been near enough to feel it.
A sharp pain flared in the side of his neck and dulled just as quickly. He had only the briefest moment to panic over what he might have been injected with before the world went dark.
Mason: Not feeling Charles’ mind in any capacity was the first and only flag required to put a rod in Mason’s spine. Never in the history of their marriage was that normal. Beyond their marriage. Even respecting one another’s privacy, he could always feel his companion’s presence. There was not so much as a tingle. And that… was utterly terrifying. History would note this very moment as frightening to the crossroad demon as Hell itself.
“Charles,” was a whisper between his teeth.
The note was found in a spin of confusion, folded, and pocketed. Kept for a spell, perhaps, if he could wrap his head around one. He then disappeared, reappearing in the alley Charles would have taken to find… a mess of paper and discarded food.
“Charles!” There was no sense in calling his name. His telepathy, like flailing arms, felt for as far as he was capable. Not nearly the impressive range as Charles. Not nearly as far as –
Mason pulled his phone from his coat, tapped for his brother’s number, and held the phone to his ear.
Xavier: Xavier stepped into the elevator and checked his watch. If the coffee shop wasn't busy and if he was quick about it, he had just enough time to grab himself something before his meeting. It would have been simpler to ask his secretary to get it for him but he needed to get some fresh air to sustain himself before the hours-long torment ahead.
And he had no doubts it would be hours long. Meetings with architects and designers always were.
Xavier had only managed to take three steps into the lobby of his hotel when he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. For one terrifying moment he thought it was his secretary telling him the architect had come early, only to relax when he saw it wasn't.
"Hello, Mai," he greeted his brother, smiling to himself. "This is a surprise. Shouldn't you be in bed?" Late night in San Francisco was mid-morning in Bangkok.
Mason: Hearing a smile from his brother after all these years should have warmed his chest, but there was absolutely nothing.
"Charles is gone. I need you here." The name of the hotel, street, and view were rattled off without pause.
He didn't expect another demon to question the urgency. A call wouldn't have been made if he could feel the telepath's presence. Still, he waited in those split seconds to have to defend himself.
Xavier: The familiar icy claws of dread sank violently into Xavier's chest at his brother's words. It couldn't be. Not again, not to yet another member of their family.
He said, "I'll be there in five minutes," and hung up. He'd be there in less if he could swing it. Questioning the urgency or demanding that Mason justify himself were the farthest things from his mind, and besides, there was no need to do either. This was his brother, and he was asking for help.
He placed two calls. One to Abel, informing him of the situation and asking him not to let Devlin out of his sight, and the second to his secretary, informing her that an emergency had come up and to have Saifah fill in for him at the meeting. The former was far more understanding than the latter but just now that was of no consequence.
His affairs seen to, he ducked into the nearest bathroom and, having made sure it was empty, disappeared to the other side of the planet, to his brother's side.
Mason: Not again was only Mason's second thought after hanging up the phone. His instinct had been Xavier, but he knew what this city meant to his brother. This city was cursed.
Five minutes might as well have been an hour. Mason would be found in the alley beside the ant-ridden mess, a note in his hand and his eyes to the light-polluted heavens. In such limited light, his eyes might as well have been as black as his brother's, but any demon would know better. A grave scent had washed over him, toiled earth, char, and sulfur. A bead of black blood had pooled at his nostril. An all-too-familiar heat radiated just several feet from the crossroad demon. A great doglike beast had its nose to the wall. Its armor-plated scales quivered a gradient of black and red.
Desperately, Mason had stretched his telepathy to its breaking point. The more he pushed the stronger his migraine. Interrupted not by Xavier's presence, but by his second hellhound, Para, coming from behind the black-eyed demon and pushing its nose in his palm.
Xavier: The sudden transition from day to night would have been jarring for any other magic user, but not so for a demon like Xavier. He needed no time to adjust or get his bearings; he knew where he was going and he strode there with purpose, steps echoing off the pavement to herald his arrival.
Such a long time since he had seen a hellhound that their presence was almost nostalgic, unlike the heat and the sulfur and brimstone clinging to the air that reminded him so vividly of Hell. Of course, given his experiences, San Francisco may as well have been the same thing.
"Mai."
Mason: Red eyes transitioned to brown as the demon blinked, looking toward the sound of his childhood name.
"I can't feel him. That's not normal, Zav. Even when we put up walls I know the wall is there. Nothing's there."
Xavier: A sleeping mind and an unconscious mind were still reachable for those of adequate power and skill. If a mind couldn't be felt at all?
"Then someone's purposefully keeping you out. Even demons can't always perceive barriers they haven't built. How long has it been?"
Mason: "I left for thirty minutes." The note was shown to his brother. Logic would tell a human he wasn't taken far. But their world revolved around teleportation, and without feeling Charles' mind, he could have been one mile or a hundred.
"He was here for a conference. People knew he would be here. I shouldn't have left."
Xavier: Xavier sighed at the note. Oh, Charles. "You couldn't have known, Mai. The trip to the deli wasn't planned. They waited for him to be alone and ambushed him. Mere seconds are all that's required for that, even among humans. A trip to the bathroom at the conference would've been enough."
This had just been rotten fucking luck.
"Can your hounds detect his scent?"
Mason: "It ends here," Mason sighed. "Either a vehicle or something like us. I didn't smell sulfur before." A hand was thrown in the direction of his hounds. "Useless fucks."
Xavier: A vehicle would've been nothing for the tracking abilities of something like them. Whoever had done this had been prepared far beyond the capabilities of a mere mortal.
"They hid him from you, too, hm?" Xavier patted both hounds on the head and swallowed the sickly feeling of foreboding at the fact that even they couldn't detect Charles. But maybe...
"Can you smell anyone else, lovelies? Can you smell a vehicle?"
Charles: Indeed, there would be no scent trail to follow. Beyond the bag he’d been holding, only a small drop of blood told that the telepath had been there at all.
That, and the hotel’s security cameras, of course.
His captors had been utterly human, neither possessing knowledge of the preternatural, beyond the public knowledge of mutantkind.
But the mercenaries were professionals. Thoroughly trained. Handsomely paid. They would stop only once on their journey northeast, out of the city. To swap their stolen delivery van for one far less conspicuous, though conveniently lined with psionic-blocking panels.
His mobile phone, if traced, would lead pursuers as far as I-80 E. There, it could be found smashed to bits in a patch of scrub grass off the highway.
Mason: It would take a moment of clarity for Mason to remember cellular phones. An old-fashioned soul brushing the fingertips of technology for only a single lifetime.
Bola had found the speck of blood. All but pressed its slitted nose against the unnoticed splatter. Its insistence caught its maker's attention. Seeing the minute, gruesome evidence caused a flash of red in Mason's eyes.
Para had turned the corner of the alleyway. No mortal would see the creature; only feel a terrible crawl down their spines and a noxious feeling in their stomachs.
Only one woman stopped to glance back, brow furrowed. Someone else's contract, and far from Mason's concern.
The further Para walked the more focused Mason became, taking half a block to realize -
"His phone. Do you know what I'm supposed to do? A way to follow...?"
Xavier/Ramsay: An ambush, a single drop of blood, seemingly no trace left behind. Whoever had done this was highly skilled. It was precision work more than luck that had landed them Charles.
Xavier frowned as he followed the hound, thinking. They were going to need more than this. Absent telepathic connection and something to track by magical means, they'd have to resort to far slower human methods. Hardly ideal.
He'd just been about to ask if there had been any strange incidents around Charles when Mason spoke and reminded Xavier that his brother was not in fact, the only old-fashioned soul out of the two of them. Why hadn't that occurred to him sooner?
Rather than answer Mason right away, Xavier pulled out his own phone and dialed a number from memory.
"John, I need you," he said by way of greeting.
The phone wasn't on speaker, but Mason would be able to hear the person on the other end anyway. "At the hotel?" Ramsay practically shouted. It sounded like he was at a party.
"No, I need you to track a cellphone for me. Can you do that, are you at home?"
"One minute."
Like Xavier, Ramsay hadn't questioned the urgency in his friend's voice. He simply left wherever he was and entered a quieter room. "What's the number?"
The demon rattled it off.
There was silence on the other end of the line as Ramsay worked.
Xavier gave his brother a nod. "He's working on it."
A few moments later, Ramsay relayed the results of his search. Xavier finally put him on speaker.
"The phone left the city heading east," said the witch. "Last ping was along I-80, then it disappears. Probably got turned off."
The demon shook his head. "He wouldn't have turned it off. Where along I-80?"
Ramsay told him.
"Okay, thank you, John."
Mason: Why did he know the name John? A generic name, but coming from Xavier's mouth it was familiar.
"Your porter?" That was what they needed, more of their kind. Those unburdened by human methods.
"We need more feet on the ground."
He didn't care about the time of night; didn't care there were thousands of people on the highway. Right now, he didn't care about concealing a goddamn thing. Mason disappeared with a rumble of thunder, reappearing by a tree off the side of the highway. A place he had been before, but only a vague image. A half mile from where he needed to be. Teleportation was tricky without proper history in the area.
Xavier: Xavier nodded. “Yes, that’s him. His skills go beyond transport.” Far beyond. Ramsay had all manner of tricks up his sleeve, not that one could tell from looking at him.
Part of that was by design, of course.
He sent Ramsay a quick message telling him to keep his phone close and followed his brother through the ether to the approximate location they’d been given.
With just as little to go on as Mason, Xavier’s aim wasn’t much better. He landed a few yards away from his brother.
Not that it made a difference, really. There was nothing but the highway and the cars speeding along on it, which meant that Charles’ phone had probably been tossed out a window.
“Mai, has anyone new entered Charles’ life? Yours? The school?”
Mason: "Just the fucking cucks that organized the conference."
It could have been ten minutes after his departure. Three minutes before his return. Any number of minutes meant further miles of separation.
They had already lived through this once. Over a fucking daydreamed question. Life in a fucking marble in a djinn's drawer, and Charles had managed to keep his head.
But Charles wasn't a demon deserving of punishment. How far could his teleportation take him? If Charles had been out of his range...
"Zav, can you feel him?"
Xavier: Knowing that introduced many more questions and had myriad implications but offered no answers. None that could be quickly and easily obtained at least.
“I can try.” Although it would be difficult to concentrate enough to perceive one specific person with hundreds continuously zooming past on the highway behind them, knowing where not to look was a small blessing. The most logical place for Charles to be, if he was still in this area, was away from the road.
Xavier began walking with his back to it, motioning for Mason to follow as he felt for anyone or anything in the area ahead.
Come on, Charles, he thought. Be here. Please.
Mason: "Here? Ya think he's here?" Mason had his doubts, but anything was possible. There weren't many roads leading off this specific patch of the highway. Couldn't have been supernatural, he told himself again. Para and Bola would have given as much. That just left Charles' circle of concern, mortals and mutants. He would much rather deal with something he could trace.
Something he could trace...
"Your porter know map spells? Tracers? There's a fuckin' spell... blood... and somethin' appears on the map? It's old fuckin' magick."
Xavier: “I think that if he is here, he won’t be right near the highway.” However much Xavier doubted that Charles was anywhere nearby, they had to make sure. They couldn’t afford to dismiss possibilities when they had so little to go on.
They also couldn’t afford to waste time. Xavier didn’t intend to linger if he didn’t feel a mind nearby that could be Charles or someone related to his disappearance.
“The spell sounds familiar but we’d actually need Charles’ blood for something like that to work. Would you happen to have any?” It was a serious question.
Mason: "Bola found a speck. Speck isn't enough... to... " Mason paused mid-step, staring at the ground.
"He'd have some at the school. The lab. He's a fuckin' collector." Though, he couldn't recall the last time Charles had mentioned taking his own.
He pinched between his eyes and held his breath. Doing anything other than directly searching felt like betrayal. Charles had been this way. To leave would be to abandon the closest he could be to his husband.
Thoughts he shared freely in their connection. Today was not the day for the walls. Not yet.
Xavier/Ramsay: “That’s only half the battle,” Xavier said as he reached into his pocket for his phone to give Ramsay another call.
He updated his friend on the situation and asked about the spell that Mason had mentioned, as well as inquiring about any others that Ramsay might know.
“Mate, that shit’s out of my wheelhouse,” said the witch. Xavier had put the phone on speaker. “Even if I did know that spell, no way I can pull it off. I don’t fuck with blood magick. And as far as trackers, I don’t think I have anything that’ll help. Have you asked Ro?”
Xavier sighed. “No, but I doubt he can find something in time.”
“What about that compass thing? The one you found in that shop?”
“I’ve never tried it but it uses hair.” He looked to his brother. “Do you have any of his hair?”
Mason: The words blood magic had Mason looking up. He knew exactly the witch with expertise, but witchcraft generally took time.
If these people wanted Charles dead, he would have found his body slumped in the alley. They could have something planned for his body. He could very well -
A drawbridge connecting their minds began raising.
"He just uses a comb. I can... go look."
Xavier/Ramsay: “Try that,” said Ramsay, having heard Mason. “I’ll ask around, tap some people who might know of a way. I’ll tell you if I find anything.”
Xavier nodded. “Thank you, John,” he said, hanging up. He put his phone away and reached for Mason’s hand.
“I’ll take us back to the hotel. We can’t both wear ourselves out.”
Mason: Instinctually, Mason pulled from his shoulder, intent on putting distance between them. By now, the drawbridge had been raised. Not even a hint of his thoughts.
"What compass is he talkin' about?"
Xavier: Xavier dropped his hand. “I was at a shop that masquerades as an ordinary antique shop but also sells magical artifacts to those with the means to afford them. The owner is an acquaintance. According to him, the compass can point you toward anyone as long as it has a lock of their hair. I’ve never tried it and I can’t guarantee it’ll work.” Artifacts from that shop were a toss-up at best but…
Xavier looked away from his brother under the guise of thinking the matter over. In reality, he was considering other…less savory options.
Mason: A lock was more than a single strand. The answer was staring them in the face. Neither were admitting the chance of success was slim.
"Ya get the compass, I'll look for... a hair. I have other people to call. A fuckin' number in North Carolina t'find."
Even if he traveled this road with every ounce of teleportational power, it wouldn't matter. If Charles were conscious, this chase would already be over. Maybe feeling the thoughts of his captors, but there were thousands on this road. He had to think logically.
"I'll call ya when I find somethin'."
Xavier: “…Wait.”
Xavier closed his eyes and took a deep breath. If it weren’t for recent events, and if it were anyone else, and if he didn’t have the sinking feeling that they were very much up against a ticking clock, he probably wouldn’t have been considering what he was currently considering.
But, circumstances being what they were, he really didn’t see another option that would be faster or more reliable and they very much needed something that was both of those things. The benefits far outweighed the cost, and he was the one who’d be paying it anyway.
“Look for the hair but don’t call anyone just yet. I’ll get the compass and see if I have anything else that might help.”
Mason: He didn't like the tone of that single word. He stared at his brother and considered their entire life story. When in their history he heard that tone before. Recent events in Xavier's life, events that would lead to those closed eyes, tight lips, and a crushing grip tightened the muscles of his shoulders.
"Your blood magic? Your wards? Your porter? A naphil in Louisiana? That better be all ya see. For your fuckin' sake."
Xavier: “Yes, blood magic,” Xavier said with a nod. That much was the truth. It was the most viable option, and the one he planned to pursue if at all possible.
He just wished the ‘if’ wasn’t quite so big.
“How much time would it take to check if any of Charles’ blood is available?”
Mason: "A phone call." Or arrival. The more likely place to find his hair would be on the many sweaters and cardigans.
His phone was removed from his coat once more.
"Xavier."
Xavier: “Then you’d better make it. Knowing whether that’s an option will speed my search.”
Maybe he’d better ask Ramsay to transport him. He’d meant what he’d said about not wearing themselves out.
“Hm?” He began composing a text.
Mason: "You have a son." He watched his brother closely. Whether or not he would look away, hesitate. Whether his breathing remained even, and the grip on his phone neutral.
"Look at me," he finally said, waited.
Xavier: Xavier finished his message to Ramsay and made sure to ask him to be quick about arriving. Lingering wouldn’t do at all.
By the time he looked at his brother, all his mental walls were in place. He looked concerned. Determined. Angry in a way that wasn’t directed at Mason. And when he spoke, his voice was gentle and calm.
“I know. He’s safe in a warded house in Bangkok with someone I trust with my life and his. You have a son, too. And a daughter. Whatever we’re dealing with won’t touch any of them, of that you can be certain.”
Mason: The expectation that he would finish what he started only served to disappoint. Did Xavier think years separated via hate would make him a better actor in his brother's presence? As authentic as that accent.
"Ya know goddamn well that's not what I'm sayin'."
Xavier: He wasn't a better actor, but his emotions were sincere. He was concerned about Charles and determined to find him. He was angry that this was happening to his brother and his family, that someone had had the gall to think they'd be able to get away with taking Charles.
When he and Mason succeeded, and they would, Xavier fully intended for there to be hell to pay.
"We're going to find him, Mai. We're going to find him and bring him back safely and afterward, I'm going to go home. I'm going to hug my son. I'm going to have a meal with him and ask him about his day and then at some point, when you're up for it, you and your family can come visit my resort."
Although Xavier's smile didn't quite reach his eyes, his gaze was steady. His voice never wavered. He spoke like a man who believed every word he said. What he was telling his brother wasn't merely a hope; it would happen.
Mason: No other calls. That's what Xavier had said. No outside parties just yet. If they could keep this contained, then it would be Charles' decision who did and did not know what had happened. It would be his trauma, his right.
So then, kept contained... there was still someone in mind. The more Xavier elaborated, the more hardened his resolve.
"Hotel, and home for his blood. You... the compass. I'll call ya."
He would not wait for Xavier to confirm. Disappearing in a blink. The wind kicked up all around the highway, causing several near-misses, and carrying with it an inexplicable storm on an otherwise placid day.
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier’s departure would be made to far less fanfare.
Ramsay appeared moments after Mason left, his arrival passing unnoticed in the kerfuffle Mason had left in his wake. The dark helped as well.
“Where are we going?” the witch asked as Xavier joined him.
“The warehouse. I need to find the compass and see if there’s anything else in my arsenal that can be of any use at all. Mason seems certain using Charles’ blood is an option, so that should broaden my scope.”
“What happens if you can’t find anything and the compass doesn’t work?”
“Then I’m going to need you to take me to Quebec.”
“Bloody hell’s in Quebec?” Ramsay wondered, making preparations for the ritual.
“Don’t ask,” Xavier sighed before his friend’s magic whisked them back to San Francisco.
Mason/Lawrence: The hotel was far too quiet. Not the sound of Charles stretching, sighing, yawning, twisting to relieve the stress on his back. Absent the sound of typing, papers rustling, sipping tea or clandestine whiskey.
It had taken this long for the realization to sink in. He had not felt his husband at all. The possibility that he was dead was as real as the silence suffocating him. Just thirty minutes to lose the man he had reversed so much of his life for. No message to the school. No garish writings on the wall. No goodbyes.
Mason crossed the room to the bed, feeling foolish in his fruitless pursuit of thin brown hair. When he found nothing, he crossed to the bathroom, to the sink and the forgotten comb. One single strand. This was not enough for any benign spell. All this power at his fingertips, and not a fucking thing he could do without the aid of a witch.
The hair was left behind as he traveled south, appearing in the very town Xavier had told him to wait. Not to Leslie Issott’s cabin, but another equally abhorred creature. The one that knew he was there without a single knock.
Lawrence Atlas came to the door, concern as present on his face as that of his twin.
“When?”
“Less than an hour.”
Lawrence excused himself to find his wife, pull her to his chest and apologize. He did not know when he would return. There would be no lie and no speculation.
Their merge was swift and nearly painless.
Xavier’s number was punched into his phone as he started down the driveway.
Xavier/Ramsay: Magical artifacts of dubious origin and power, as well as those deemed too dangerous to keep at the estate, were kept in a warded vault at Xavier's main warehouse. Entry to and knowledge of the existence of the vault were limited to Xavier, Rohan, and Ramsay.
Its contents were more or less organized, with the especially powerful items kept behind warded glass to render their magic inert and everything else sorted into very general categories. Loose as it was, the system kept things in order and was usually helpful when looking for something specific. Unfortunately, the latter was not true tonight.
Xavier found the compass he was looking for easily enough but an alternative was proving...challenging.
"Far be it from me to tell you what to collect," Ramsay said as he looked through records. "But how it is possible that you've got dozens of things to help you find things and almost nothing to help you find people?"
"Because I'm a collector, John!" Xavier had been growing more irritated with every passing moment. "All I ever need to find is things! Just keep looking."
"I am, I am."
The depths of his inadequacy were out on full display tonight. Truthfully, they'd been on display for decades; he just felt them more keenly in some moments.
Mason's call was cause for both hope and dread.
"Did you find hair?" Xavier asked his brother.
Mason: There was something in that tone that irritated Mason just as much as he could relate to it. They were getting nowhere slowly. His solution might have been in this godforsaken town, as reluctant as he was to accept it.
“One strand of fuckin' hair ain’t bringin’ my husband home. I have an idea n’m’not fuckin’ waitin’ around. Ya remember seein’ a man at our weddin’. Tall blond, piercin’? Charles got chummy with a fuckin’ blood mage n’he’s in Lawrence's fuckin' town. I’m getting’ Charles’ blood, n’m’bringin’ it t’him.”
Xavier: Xavier gasped softly. Was it possible that something in this godforsaken universe had finally taken pity on their family? Not one minute ago it had been a faraway hope and now they were being thrown a bone by Charles himself.
"Vaguely, yes." If he was remembering the right man, his appearance had hardly screamed 'blood mage' but did anyone's ever?
"What do you need from me? Tell me and I'm there." Xavier's tone had changed almost completely. Any irritation he'd felt was no longer present in his tone or in him. He sounded relieved.
Mason: What he needed was a grip on his patience and sanity. Of all the people in the universe, there might have been better choices. Bronwyn, for one, but that was impossible. A delicately mended relationship with his brother would have to do.
"Meet me back in Edenton. M'not walkin' into a witch's house on my own."
Xavier: "I'll be right there. Do you want John to take you to collect the blood?" There were charms in here that helped bolster magical energy; perhaps it wouldn't be such a bad idea to take a few just in case they were needed. Zipping around was no small feat.
Mason: "Just picked up Lawrence. M'good. Meet ya back at his place."
The call was ended before any argument could be made in Ramsay's favor. So far no efforts had been made to conceal his presence. His stamina would hold. No bloody nose, half the energy, and every bit the fanfare, as Xavier regarded. For now, his tunnel vision was tolerable.
The walls built against his brother were used in equal measure against Jean Grey. She didn't need to know. No one needed to know what had happened. Only when Charles was willing and able to tell them himself, if he cared to at all.
Only one vial. More than he was dreading, and less than he could hope for. No one needed to know of his presence, but it was too late to pretend Hank McCoy hadn't seen him exit the lab without so much as a glance.
Only in the coming and going of the school, for the sake of his children, did he conceal his presence, wiping blood on the back of his hand as he reappeared around the side of Lawrence's house. Now, at last, he was beginning to feel the strain of constant movement.
Xavier/Ramsay: Right then. No matter. The decision to take the charms had already been made. If Mason did exhaust himself, they’d be able to make up for it.
“Change of plans,” Xavier told Ramsay. “The compass is off the table. We’re going to Edenton to see a blood mage who’s a friend of Charles.”
“Charles knows a blood mage?”
“Apparently.” For which mercy may we give thanks, the demon thought. He’d avoided the metaphorical hangman’s noose.
Together, he and Ramsay combed the records for any charm that either amplified magical energy or facilitated magical travel and chose the best of the bunch for Xavier to take him.
“I’m goin’ with you,” Ramsay said as they stepped out of the warehouse some time later. “I’m not lettin’ you go into the heart of bloody darkness by yourself.”
“It’s only Edenton, John.”
“I don’t mean Edenton, I’m talkin’ about wherever the hell it is they took your brother-in-law that even bleedin’ hell hounds can’t fuckin’ find him.”
“I won’t be alone, Mason will be there.”
“Quit arguin’ with me, I’m goin’.”
Xavier nodded. “All right. Let’s go to Edenton then. I’ll tell you where.”
Mason: If only Xavier could read auras. Perhaps it was for the best he could not. The impatience oozing from his brother was damn near palpable.
"Could ya take any fuckin' longer." Seconds. A minute at best. Today was the day to count the seconds.
A look was given to Xavier's tow. Who are you was passed for, "Is that comin' with us?"
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier had never needed to be able to read auras in order to know what his brother was feeling. Doing so would have been something akin to checking for a probability of rain when you were caught in a downpour.
Rhetorical questions didn’t require an answer, but Xavier would by way of tossing an oddly shaped gold talisman to his brother. “Put that in your pocket. It’ll restore you.”
“It sure fuckin’ is,” Ramsay said with only the appearance of cheerfulness.
Xavier nodded towards the street. “Which way to the mage?”
Mason: "Lawrence knows the way. Either I'm takin' all of us or we're takin' his truck." That being said, the talisman was stuffed in his pocket without question. Some things with Xavier were indisputable.
Xavier: “Cars are too slow,” Xavier said as he took Ramsay’s hand and held the other out to Mason. And short distances didn’t require too much effort.
Mason/Leslie: Xavier's hand was taken just long enough to disappear, reappearing at the end of a long driveway surrounded by trees on either side. The dirt path opened up to a meadow-facing lawn and a large A-frame home, a white picket-fenced garden on either side. A white Toyota sat quiet and warm in the driveway. Someone had just gotten home.
Both the doorbell and fist were utilized. History of retaliation from Leslie's mind kept his telepathy at bay. He needn't wait long before the door opened. A man of over six feet stood before them in a rolled-up blue tartan shirt and blue jeans, surprise high and tight on his brows.
"Uh... hi? Where's Charles?"
Having to tell a witch he needed his assistance tasted like blood in Mason's mouth. For his husband, he would do anything.
"He's... missin'. Taken. We need your help," he managed. The plastic tube of Charles' blood was pulled from his coat.
The witch stared for a moment, processing. When? How could anyone possibly take Charles, and why? He remembered the laboratory and answered his own question.
Blue eyes glanced at the others, but paid them no mind.
"Come in."
Xavier/Ramsay: It was obvious immediately that a witch lived here. The scent of magic was a living, palpable thing, easily detected by someone like them.
A very promising sign.
Almost as one, Xavier and Ramsay gave Leslie nods in greeting. Xavier looked somewhat apologetic, but Ramsay looked unabashedly curious.
“Thank you,” the demon said quietly, waiting for his brother to enter before he did. “Pardon the lateness of the hour.”
Mason/Leslie: "It's important," he muttered. "Please," he gestured to the living room. A chef's coat had been tossed over the couch. Shoes discarded by the door. Herbs and flowers hung to dry in the kitchen, visible from the living room with its open layout.
Their host stood with his back to them, fingers fidgeting, one might assume a spell if paranoid.
"We're looking for... for - he's alive, isn't he?"
"Yes," said Mason, firmly.
Shoulders visibly relaxed. "I'll be right down." Already jogging to the stairs.
Xavier: Xavier couldn’t tell if Mason’s curtness was due to the gravity of the situation or to some personal issue he had with the mage but he wasn’t about to ask. It was just something to ponder while they waited for their host to return.
Alive, yes. Charles was alive. He had to be. Logic dictated that whoever had gone to such trouble to take him wouldn’t have done so if they planned to kill him.
Logic, not faith.
“How did Charles meet this man?” Xavier wondered aloud as he took in their surroundings.
Mason: It was a combination of conflict. He would not lean weight on the idea of his death, not an ounce, until laying eyes on his corpse. He would not hear it from anyone else, much less a witch.
"On a train," Mason sighed. "Doin' everything he can to... " Such things they had bickered about. Felt trivial this moment. Find him tomorrow feeling differently.
"Was teachin' Charles spells."
Xavier: “That tracks,” Xavier said quietly, smiling to himself. “Theo always tells me—” He caught himself and sighed. “He always used to tell me how much Charles enjoys learning new things.”
Mason: Mason wasn't about to correct him. Reminded him too much of Charles at the moment. No, he wouldn't dare correct tenses.
"Told him he was doin' too much. Gave up after a while. Started showin' him mirror magick. Just tricks. Made him... happy."
Xavier: “I’m sorry to say you were never going to win against Charles’ love of learning, Mai. He has a sharp mind. He needs to keep it fed.”
That sharp mind would help him, Xavier was sure of it. No matter where Charles was, as long as he had life, the demon was certain he could handle himself until Mason came for him.
“He’ll have more to learn after this.”
Mason/Leslie: "Right." Still confounded why Charles hadn't used his ring. Must have been swift and horrific. No scenario he could fathom was worth lingering on when none of them could be true. In the end, Charles simply couldn't reach his ring. They would have to find something else from this day forward.
Leslie came down without a word, rolled-up vellum under his arm, old pair of boots on his feet. With a sniff, he held out his hand for the vial.
Seeing the reluctance in the demon's eyes, the witch took a deep uneven breath, shoulders rose from the effort.
"You're gonna have to trust me, and... you're gonna have to take me with you."
"Where?"
"Close as you can to where you think he is."
Xavier: Xavier had expected the mage to come downstairs equipped with far more than what he had, which only piqued his curiosity.
“Does it have to be where we think he is?” Xavier chimed in. “Will the ritual work if we take you to the last place we’re certain he was?”
Leslie: "The further I am from him, the longer this'll take. So if you have any idea, any location. I'm accustomed to porters, not..." He gestured to the demon.
Xavier/Ramsay: Now it was Ramsay’s turn to chime in.
He gave Leslie a little wave and tipped an invisible hat. “That’d be me, then. We can tell you where the professor last was and where his phone last was but nothing more.”
Xavier nodded. “There’s no trace that we can defect.”
Mason/Leslie: Again his fingers twitched, fleeting confusion in his eyes and brows. There was something lost on him when the demon spoke, but he would not say.
"Alright." One last thing, then. He turned back to the kitchen and grabbed a granola bar from a basket of snacks, pocketed.
"Let's go." He looked to the porter expectantly, sniffed.
"First one's free," Mason said, grabbing the witch by the shoulder and disappearing back to the road in New York.
Xavier/Ramsay: Ramsay didn’t get a chance to even begin his ritual before Mason and the mage disappeared. “Oi! What the—!”
Xavier just shook his head and took John’s hand. It wasn’t what he would have done but he could hardly blame his brother for being impatient. He only hoped it hadn’t swayed the mage from helping them.
“Never mind, John. You can bring him back when he’s done. Are you ready?”
Ramsay nodded. “Go on.”
Presuming Mason hadn’t seen the point in going back to the alley behind the hotel, Xavier returned them to the highway.
Mason/Leslie: They would find the witch hunched over a young tree, head down and knees bent. Had been so long since teleportation, so long since seeing Charles that his body seemed to have forgotten.
But he forced himself upright, took a deep uneven breath through his nose, and spit.
His back remained to the group as he set to work. A bone and gold folding knife was pulled from pocket and opened, used to tear pieces of the flesh paper. The delicate sounds of ripping stifled by the relentless traffic.
He held his hand out again.
"This is all we have," said Mason.
"It's all I'll need," Leslie replied.
The vial was finally handed off, opened, and dripped onto the small bit of parchment. Just two drops. The calfskin was folded over itself and placed underneath the mage's tongue.
At once he crumbled. Shoulders rounded dead weight. Sitting upright on his knees by sheer force of will. Every muscle in his body felt loose. Throat dry. Breathing even and yet not enough. They might not understand his actions, but punching his own chest was important. Just maybe Charles would feel the same.
Charles: His eyes snapped open, wide and red-rimmed. White light blazed from everywhere. His gasp was more a strangled wheeze. His throat was on fire. His chest. He reached for the tubing he could feel grating against his throat, but his hand stopped short.
He was... bound. Bound. Arms. Legs. Chest. He twisted against his restraints. The hammering of his heart was matched by shrill beeping that drowned out all thought.
No. He could think. Despite the searing brightness, he let his gaze sweep first one way and then another. He was in... an ambulance? And he was moving. Bound to a gurney going God knew where. He renewed his efforts to fight against the straps that lashed him.
A gentle voice let out a string of curses from behind him. He'd only just made note of the IV needle sticking from his arm when a pair of gloved hands pierced the injection port with a syringe full of... something.
And the world went dark once more.
Xavier/Ramsay: Easily avoided nausea, Xavier thought as he joined his brother. Not that he would say a word or allow that thought any sort of projection. He had absolutely no room to judge Mason's impatience.
And besides, his time was better spent observing what he could of the utterly fascinating spell the mage was performing.
Blood, paper, and proximity. Was the spell forging a connection? Was it allowing the mage to see what Charles saw? If it was the former, the spell was not unlike the bond between familiar and magic user. If it was the latter, this might be a bit more difficult.
Beside him, Ramsay was observing just as closely, with just as much fascination.
Mason/Leslie: Long fingers slid over his chest, rubbed and scratched at his throat, then fell to his arm, rubbing with the same gentle vigor. Something was crawling all over him - Charles. Him.
This was only his second use of the tracking spell. Botan Nowicki didn't even make the attempt. He didn't need to. Seemed to know where everything was at all times. A twist of his finger and he had his answers, always. Something about his grasp on primal energy. The Ether mage would have been useful. He owed Charles that much.
At this moment, Leslie's confidence was only a budding remnant. The last time he had been sent on a hunt he had been caught, forced into a boon.
Three fingers rubbed against his temple, head tilting and eyes closing. Deep breath. No time for that.
"How long has it been since he was here?"
"An hour," was just off the top of Mason's head.
Judging the road, this seemed a major highway. "Take me... take me 80 miles that way."
Xavier/Ramsay: Ramsay was quicker this time. He was at Leslie's side in a flash, situating himself between the mage and any funny ideas Mason might have of more teleportation. "X, can you--?"
"Already checking." Xavier pulled up a map on his phone and input the distance they'd need to go and checked to see what was around. Even though it was night and they had the cover of darkness, they couldn't just appear in an area that might be potentially crowded with people.
He scanned the area for a safe landing spot and showed it to Ramsay. "Here."
The witch nodded. "Right then. Come on, you lot."
Mason/Leslie: Leslie looked between the two, to the man that had already outstretched his hand to take him, held off by his rescuers. Only to realize he didn't know either of their names.
"Leslie," he muttered. "What - What kind of porter are you? I don't feel... feel any nodes here."
Xavier/Ramsay: "John Ramsay, at your service," said the witch, giving Leslie a quick, boyish grin as he pointed to one of the many rings on his fingers. "The kind that carries a different sort of magic. We'll swap stories later." When circumstances were less dire and when he wasn't certain Mason would take a shot at him if he didn't make haste.
After ensuring that they were all together, Ramsay completed his ritual and took them all precisely 80 miles away, as Leslie had requested.
Their landing spot was another alley, abandoned save for a few rats scrounging their dinner from a pile of garbage.
Mason/Leslie: Sounded like a protagonist from an epic tale. A throwaway thought as he watched the porter create his spell. So different from Tyson Wright. It was a wonder he could do anything next to a major highway, but that was also a pending thought as they disappeared and reappeared. Much less nausea, but the same flip of his insides as he was accustomed.
He forced himself to his feet. Fingers gravitated to his temple again, but this time was pulled away. They didn't belong there. They didn't belong anywhere. He itched at his wrists and turned, absorbing their surroundings.
"Well?"
"Patience," said Leslie, gently. "We're heading in the right direction."
The witch readjusted his jaw, felt at his mouth with his tongue, and began the ritual over.
Xavier: It suddenly struck Xavier that they were going through roughly the same experience Abel had gone through the night he had rescued Xavier from the church.
Was this how his familiar had felt, wandering with desperate purpose to find him? Not knowing what was going to meet him at the end of his journey? They had the benefit of having each other but Abel had been alone.
Xavier took a deep breath. He’d never be able to repay what he owed.
“Which way next?” he asked quietly after a few moments had passed.
Mason/Leslie: "Need to walk."
Mason's hands had become fists.
"We don't have this kind of time."
Leslie could understand where this was coming from; he wasn't the one feeling Charles' itches, dry throat, and silent mind. He was running on faith in a man he barely trusted.
"Look, you came to me for a reason." Venomous words hesitated on his lips, tingled his tongue, but he just couldn't. "Please, trust me. What I'm feeling... gets muddled when... " He closed his eyes, pointed forward. He wasn't going to finish that sentence and frighten the group. "We're walking." He needed to feel something again. Charles was... not there. Not entirely.
Xavier/Ramsay: “Let him work,” Xavier said to his brother, daring to pat his shoulder. They couldn’t do anything if they didn’t know where Charles was and to know where he was, they needed to trust Leslie.
“Walking then,” said Ramsay, falling into step beside his fellow witch. “Just say when we need to make another leap.”
Mason/Leslie: Like touching a rounded brick. The attempt wasn't lost on Mason, just underappreciated in the moment.
Another leap would take nearly fifteen minutes. Northeast was all wrong. He turned north five minutes in, then west after that.
"What's the other chap's name?" he whispered to Ramsay.
Ramsay: The only thing stopping Ramsay from asking a barrage of questions was his reluctance to disrupt the witch's focus. Plenty of time to ask what he wanted to ask after they'd gotten the professor back safe.
In the meantime, silent observation was his lot.
"Hm?" Ramsay frowned, confused. "That's Xavier, Mason's brother. He said you'd met before."
Leslie: Leslie stopped dead in his tracks, making no attempt to hide his confusion nor his stare at the man called Xavier.
"You're Xavier Atlas?"
Xavier: Xavier stopped as well, regarding Leslie with an identical look of confusion before it dawned on him that, like nearly everyone in his life, the mage had met him before he'd gotten a new face. Although in this particular case, the lack of a meaningful connection between them meant that this realization didn't cause the dread it normally did.
The demon nodded. "Yes. I looked different when we met at my brother's wedding."
Leslie: There was a sense of relief that he wasn't mistaken. Wasn't losing all of his mind through this spell. Seeing faces perhaps influenced by Charles.
Leslie gave a singular nod, a deep breath, and pointed west.
"If one of you could... We need many miles that way."
Xavier/Ramsay: If only it was always that simple, Xavier thought to himself. He couldn't complain too much, however. It had gotten easier over the past two years.
"How many is many?" Ramsay asked, already preparing his ritual. "Another eighty?"
Leslie: Eighty miles in an hour, now considering the minutes lost, and the possibility of inhuman means, it couldn't be just any outrageous distance. Charles was closer now than before.
"We'll start with fifty."
Xavier/Ramsay: "Right you are then."
Like before, Xavier pulled up the map and found them a safe landing spot before Ramsay enacted his ritual. This time it was an industrial area not unlike the one Xavier's warehouse was located in.
Mason/Leslie: Each and every transportation was a test of Mason's will not to grab the witch by the shoulder and move them along. Limited the same way as Xavier; he couldn't simply will himself where he had never stood before. This was the leg of the journey where they relied entirely upon the power of witchcraft. But every step was now a memory etched in his teleportational power.
A name crossed his mind once more. A name he believed fortified behind a thousand bricks.
"Do y'all feel anything?" Leslie whispered.
Xavier: Xavier wasn’t all too pleased about the speed at which they were moving either but they had no choice. It would take far longer to wander around aimlessly than it was taking to be methodical.
At Leslie’s question, Xavier cocked his head and closed his eyes. Listening. Feeling. Reading the air.
After a moment, he shook his head. “Plenty, but not Charles. No magic save ours.”
Mason/Leslie: The witch turned to face the group.
"I can't get very far right now. I had him. I had him for a moment. I was able to... to wake him up."
"What do you mean wake him up?"
"He was... unconscious. That's all I know."
"You're telling me this now?"
"He's not dead," Leslie said, firmly. "I'd... I'd know that."
"What else are ya not tellin' me?"
Leslie shifted from one heel to another, rubbed at his nose before locking eyes. "Until he wakes up, there's - there's other methods, but they take time. We could reach out to Bo, maybe -"
"I've had about enough of fuckin' mages."
Xavier: "Mai," Xavier interjected softly. "We're closer to Charles now than we were before. I know we're not moving as quickly as you want us to be moving but we're making progress. Even if you can't bring yourself to trust Leslie, trust Charles."
He turned to the mage. "You said you can't get very far. Does that mean you can't track him at all or that tracking is slower because he's unconscious?"
Xavier fully expected every word he said to Mason to fall on deaf ears and depending on Leslie's answer, Xavier was going to have to make a decision, and quickly.
Mason/Leslie: "It's not impossible, but... I had him. For a moment I had him." To have lost him after the punch meant something. For a moment, he debated another solid knock to the bruise he had caused, but his gut told him not to. If they had given him something, beaten him, another force to his chest would only add to his pain.
All speculation, which was agony. And the mention of Bo had him realize he had left his phone.
"Fuck. Mason, please. We know where to return. We can find Bo. I'm - I'm sure he can help us."
"You were supposed to help." But the venom wasn't quite there. His attention was on his brother.
"Take him wherever. I've got an idea I'm gonna look into."
Xavier: Something made Xavier take his brother’s hand. A gut feeling, a premonition, something. He didn’t know. He didn’t question it. He just took Mason’s hand and squeezed it.
“Don’t do anything that’ll break Charles’ heart,” Xavier whispered, searching Mason’s eyes for any indication of what he was thinking. “Don’t do anything stupid. I can’t lose you on top of everything else. Promise me that I won’t.”
Mason/Leslie: Leslie squinted as he watched the brothers huddle, trying to remember the exact shape of the man he had seen at Charles' wedding. Had to be the situation they found themselves in, but he couldn't remember a thing. Only that the body he inhabited better suited him.
Focusing on Xavier's pale and pointed face washed a sense of calm over his entire being. This was not the first desperate time in his life, and it would not be his last.
"If we don't move, there won't be a heart to break," Mason whispered.
"Wait. Wait, wait. We've already said he's not... he's not -," Leslie sniffed, rubbed his face with both hands. He didn't want to finish that sentence yet again.
"We have time. There's another spell, but it takes time."
"Ya said that. And I said-"
"You've had enough of mages. Right. The longer we stand here the longer this'll take. I need you with me for this spell."
Xavier: Xavier looked between Mason and Leslie and squeezed his brother's hand harder. "Please, Mai. We've made it this far. He's Charles' friend, he cares about finding him." Otherwise why would Leslie have agreed to help? "You don't have to like him, you just have to trust that he's acting in Charles' best interest."
Xavier hardly knew why he was advocating so strongly for this mage whose skill he had no firsthand knowledge of. He just knew that if someone like Charles trusted him enough to call him a friend, he had to be worth his salt in at least one regard.
"What do you require for this spell?" he asked Leslie.
Mason/Leslie: The road to Hell was paved with good intentions. Just look at himself. Intentions only got someone so far.
Only just realizing Xavier still had his hand, Mason withdrew from the trio with a roll of eyes.
Remembering his lesson with Logan, Leslie knew exactly what to say.
"A ring. Has to be a real stone, green, and shiny enough to see your reflection." This was said to Mason, attention on his expression, his willingness. "You're going to have to sacrifice something. Has to be something valuable enough to hate giving up. Something that'll make you cry."
He recalled the phone call he had with his mother that day with Logan. You don't put yourself in danger. Give her the ring and send her on her way.
She would absolutely have a conniption right now.
"I've got everything else at home. These two items need to come from you."
Mason knew immediately what he needed to give, and his expression was everything bleak because of it.
"Fine. Let's fuckin' go."
Xavier: Only a situation as dire as this could turn an eyeroll into a small ray of hope. Xavier knew that coming from Mason, it was as close as they were going to get to an affirmation. He'd take it.
"Do you want me to go with you?" Xavier asked his brother, feeling such a reluctance and dread at the thought of leaving him alone. Why, he couldn't say. Maybe to stop him in case he did anything stupid. Maybe just to keep him in his sights. "Ramsay can take Leslie back to his house to get whatever he needs ready."
Mason: Mason refused to look at anyone but nodded just the same. A finger was pointed at Ramsay.
"Ya take him back, we'll meet ya there."
Xavier was given a pointed look. He had anger to spare, and no one to throw it at. His brother seemed a right punching bag at the moment, and took considerable willpower to keep his venom to himself.
"I've got some shit in New Orleans. Might be a ring there."
Xavier/Ramsay: "I'll steal one if there isn't, it's fine." Xavier kept his voice quiet and carefully neutral. Mason's anger was a palpable thing that practically made the air shimmer with its intensity like heat waves in the dead of summer. His temper was on a hair trigger, and Xavier knew that, unintentionally or otherwise, he'd set it off before the night or even the hour was up.
It made no never mind. Better he take the hits or the punches or the insults than Leslie.
"Let's go. John."
Ramsay nodded, beginning his ritual to take Leslie back to Edenton while the brothers went off to New Orleans.
Mason/Leslie: Today was not the day Mason gave any shit about thievery, but he didn't have the energy to say anything worthwhile in any measure. Only looking at his brother with the assumption they were about to argue over which would use their magick.
And when Xavier pushed them south, Mason didn't say a damn thing. With Lawrence in their company, he had enough energy for the next.
Mason pushed past the front step and to the door, which swung open with a dismissive flick of his hand.
"Shoulda said somethin' sooner," he muttered.
A hand was waved at Xavier. "Not you," he motioned to his head. "Down in the library. That angel from - before ya." Arguably before both guests in his house. "He kept a box of bullshit. Think he had a ring."
Leslie's hand flicked nervously upon returning. He didn't expect to see his boyfriend or his daughters, but he was looking both ways as he crossed the yard, expecting to see someone in the herb garden. Half the town had an open invitation. Didn't hurt to be cautious, but he knew this was nerves.
"Talk to me, please. I don't know many, uh, not Verbena."
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier simply nodded and made his way downstairs.
It wasn’t remotely of importance but he couldn’t stop himself from wondering—privately—how anyone could stomach decorating with this much white. Walls were one thing but everything else?
Small, useless thoughts to occupy his mind while he helped his brother look for this box and the ring it hopefully contained.
The atmosphere felt much less fraught without Mason’s looming presence, although the same probably couldn’t be said for Xavier, Ramsay mused.
But it was precisely those thoughts that had him saying, “Wanna start a pool about how long it takes Mason to deck one of us and which one he decks first?”
Mason/Leslie: If only Xavier knew. This apartment had been decorated with someone else in mind. The same someone this box once belonged to. Someone Mason never gave a second thought to until this very moment, thankful to have lived with a magpie with angelic wings, however briefly, to save the man that truly mattered.
"A book box," Mason muttered, feeling at each of the books surrounding the little nook area.
"It'll most likely be me. He's not going to strike his brother, and you're too close to Xavier," Leslie explained as simply as a weather prediction.
A modest hammered copper cauldron was pulled from underneath his altar. He looked over his shoulder to the wood. Just a few logs left. The spell required oak. His hands flicked again as he crossed the living room to the fireplace, tossing a blue fireball onto the single log within.
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier nodded, brow furrowed as he considered the reading nook. If it were him, and he had a box disguised as a book among his other books, he'd put it within easy reach.
He checked the shelves closest to the seat, mirroring his brother and feeling all the books until he came across one that was off.
It was pulled off and shaken to check for a rattle from within.
"Found it."
Ramsay snorted. "You haven't spent enough time with these brothers, mate. They get along now but before?" He gave a long, low whistle. "Trust you me, Mason's got no problem lumping his brother one. But..."
He considered for a moment, nodded. "Yeah, it'll probably be you first if we don't move quick enough. But you're also his hubby's mate, so maybe not. Five bucks it's you first, ten it's Xavier first."
The witch stretched and looked around. "Need any help? I'm good at hunting and gathering."
Mason/Leslie: "Partially burned oak, a cauldron, the words, the item, the ring - this won't work if Mason doesn't allow it." He could do it. He knew he could do it because he had utilized the spell before. He had more now than he had then. This would work. It had to.
He wasn't much concerned about placing an actual bet. Felt rather callous considering the situation, but would not shun what he assumed was a man's coping mechanism.
The moment the box had rattled, Mason had crossed the room to snatch it from Xavier's hands. Urgency, not malice.
Within was an old assortment of magpie treasures. Shirt buttons, a gold tooth, a splintered angelic feather, the tip of an angel's blade, a thimble, and there, as Mason had hoped, were two rings. A bent dirty gold band with the name Robert Hooper 1979 etched within, and a heavy solid jade ring.
The book box was tossed onto the cushion. The ring was examined and tested on his middle finger.
"Let's go."
Xavier/Ramsay: Leslie gave Ramsay far too much credit. His callousness wasn't so much a coping mechanism as a bid to bring levity, which in his mind was absolutely essential. Levity re-centered. It shifted focus back where it was needed. Tunnel vision, while useful, often caused more problems than it solved.
"Guessing that's oak then," he said nodding toward the fire. "So how does this spell you're gonna do work? Why does Mason need to sacrifice something?"
If Xavier didn't know any better, he'd think the box belonged to Vincent. Although there weren't nearly enough rocks for that to be the case.
In any event, they'd found what they were looking for.
"Lead the way."
Mason/Leslie: Leslie simply nodded, circling his hand over the fire to extinguish the flame slowly. His hand hovered, quietly urging the embers to cool.
"Powerful spells like this need an equivalent exchange. Being able to track what you want whenever you want sounds fantastic at first until you realize anyone can have it. Someone that shouldn't. Someone hiding from a monster has nowhere to go."
And he was giving this to a demon, rather than creating one for himself. He didn't know how far Mason would allow him to travel, and he didn't know what he would sacrifice. He didn't want to think about it. It was selfish, and -
"I'll be back." He was heading back upstairs.
Leading the way meant back to Edenton. Back to the dirt driveway and the A-frame cabin. Appearing without warning, his hand on his brother's shoulder.
"When we find him, ya gonna stop me from gettin' my hands bloody?"
Xavier/Ramsay: Ramsay nodded along as Leslie spoke. “Makes sense. So does that mean that Mason is going to be the only one who’s able to use it once it’s done?” He had about a hundred more questions but they didn’t have time to get into all of them. Still, he had to indulge his academic curiosity just a little.
“All right then. I’ll be here.”
They were fortunate to be doing all this zipping around at night. Had it been day, they would’ve been spotted ten times over.
Xavier turned to his brother and shook his head. “No. Are you going to stop me from helping?”
Mason: Luckily they had minimal cloud coverage to excuse away the sudden thunder and unhinged lightning scattering across the night's sky with every unrestrained transportation. This was not the night for wasted energy.
"What's your version of help tonight?"
Xavier: Xavier looked up, considering the night sky, wondering if the magic users among Edenton’s citizens would be on high alert.
“Whatever you need.”
Mason: "I need fuckin' blood." Vengeance in one hand, with his husband in his other arm. "When we get inside n'I do this spell, I don't need ya sayin' shit t'me, okay? Just... don't stop me."
Xavier: Xavier nodded. He knew when he’d pushed his luck as far as it would go and begging Mason to allow Leslie to do this spell had been the tipping point. Anything beyond was a fool’s errand.
“Understood,” he said quietly.
Mason/Leslie: Leslie was returning downstairs by the time the demons walked through his living room. The door had been left unlocked on purpose. On a night like tonight it was necessary, though he would be considering wards in the near future.
The witch pinched the bridge of his nose, sniffed, and sighed. Both hands combed through his hair and nodded his greeting.
"Let's get started."
The oak, still considerably warm to the touch, was placed diagonally in the copper cauldron. The witch then took to his knees on one side, gesturing to Mason on the other.
"What have you brought to sacrifice?"
The demon only hesitated a moment. Hand hovering over the collar of his shirt.
"Has to be something you're going to regret." Leslie felt a need to emphasize. "This spell will fail otherwise."
Dark eyes closed. His shirt was unbuttoned to reveal a raised X scar over his heart. The sight caused the Verbena to straighten, feeling more inexplicably alive in those seconds than he had since their arrival.
"What - "
A knife was pulled from a sheath in Mason's boot, the tip brought directly to the edge of the scar and circled. No screams, no curses, only heavy panting as he turned from the group to finish carving.
Xavier/Ramsay: Until Leslie asked the question, it hadn’t hit Xavier that he and Mason hadn’t retrieved anything but the ring. That meant that whatever Mason was going to sacrifice was something already on his person.
Xavier wouldn’t get a chance to wonder what that could be, however, because the moment the thought formed in his mind, Mason was undoing his shirt. Then, before there was time to process the scar on his chest, there was a blade in Mason’s hand and in the next breath, the blade was carving into his flesh.
This was why Mason had asked his brother not to say anything or try to stop him. This had always been his intention.
Even though Mason angled his body away, Xavier still turned his head and closed his eyes. It wasn’t the sound so much as the mental image it conjured. He tried taking a deep breath but the smell of burnt wood lingering in the air only made it worse.
He barely lasted a moment before he was practically bolting out the door.
Ramsay started to go after him but instead opted to turn to Leslie, face grim.
“Where do you keep your cups?” he asked quietly, trying his best to ignore what Mason was doing in his periphery.
Leslie: This was not the Verbena's first time seeing blood. The witch didn't so much as flinch his eye. Blood was the reason he wasn't known as a Hermetic mage. Blood was why he could transform into an owl with relative ease.
And there was nothing he could do to heal a demon, so he didn't bother offering. Only looking up as Ramsay spoke, pointing towards the kitchen.
"First cabinet when you walk in."
Xavier/Ramsay: Ramsay nodded once and headed for the kitchen. He got a glass from the indicated cabinet, filled it with water, and went after Xavier.
It didn’t surprise him to find the demon retching a little ways away from the house or to see him shaking and struggling to breathe in between.
Ramsay simply rubbed his back and waited for Xavier to get everything out. “You’re okay,” he murmured in a voice he’d only used with his younger siblings and Devlin when he was a baby. “You’re all right. You’re not there anymore, I promise. You’re right here with me, right here.”
He offered Xavier the glass. “Rinse out your mouth.”
Mason/Leslie: Mason could think of nothing else, do nothing else until Charles' gift was removed from his body. A scar lovingly seared onto his skin with holy water on December 9th, 2019. By the time his skin was removed he was in tears. Less for the horrific mutilation; he was in mourning.
"I'm sorry," he whispered, choking on his own words. His palm pressed hard into his wound, utilizing Lawrence's pyromancy to burn the wound closed. It would make do for the time being.
"What the fuck now?"
Leslie took a breath through tight lips. "Now, you need to think about him. Think about why you're doing this. Every intention focused on your hands. While I'm chanting, place the ring, then your skin."
Leslie held his hands on either side of the cauldron.
“What is lost will now be found. With my magick you are bound. With my magick you are tied. Where you are, you cannot hide.”
The log reignited with the with the placement of the ring. The unburnt piece fell to the side as that within crumbled to ash. Blue-green flames rose in anticipation of the sacrifice. The stench was as unpleasant as it was familiar to both witch and demon.
Xavier/Ramsay: They each had their own methods for helping Xavier get through these rough episodes. They being what MJ called their coterie, of course. Ramsay may not have had the most delicate touch, but he knew what he was about nonetheless.
After all, there had been ample opportunities to practice.
He continued to rub Xavier's back even after he straightened, encouraging him to finish the glass of water after he'd rinsed his mouth out. Getting that breathing under control was the next order of business, then the shaking. Ramsay regrettably didn't have his tried and true method of calming on him at the moment, so counting breaths would have to do.
When Xavier had calmed, Ramsay pulled out his cigarette case and lighter. "Let's get that taste out of your mouth. Menthol or clove?"
"Menthol," Xavier said absently, staring off at nothing.
A menthol cigarette was lit and handed over, then a second for himself.
"Gonna finish this and then I'm gonna head inside," Ramsay said after the first drag. "You just stay here, okay? I'll come get you when we have to move again." He took Xavier's free hand and rested it on the grass they were sitting on. "You're not in the church anymore. You've got grass under your feet. Not carpet, not stone. Just grass. You're okay. You're here with me and your brother. You're safe."
Xavier nodded and fisted his hand in the grass.
"There's a lad." Ramsay squeezed the demon's shoulder and joined him in staring at nothing.
A few minutes later, he slipped back inside without a word.
Leslie: The spell was complete by the time Ramsay returned. Every speck of ash cleared from the cauldron, absorbed into the ring itself. The air was clear of the stench of burning flesh; the house had the same scent as before the ritual. The scent of pastries, lavender, cedar, and only a trace of the fireplace.
Leslie was slumped on the kitchen floor. An apple in one hand and the crumbled wrapper of a granola by his hip. He was staring off at nothing, the demon nowhere to be found.
Ramsay: Ramsay’s brow furrowed. Had Mason already run off to rescue Charles?
The witch took the empty glass to the kitchen, only to find yet another person with a thousand-yard stare.
“Mason take off or did he go take care of his wound?” he asked, going over to the sink to wash the glass. He almost hoped for the former.
Mason/Leslie: Leslie just shook his head and took another bite of his apple. He motioned to the back door and dropped his hand to his lap with dead weight.
"Testing the ring. Looking for his brother."
Which he had, with ease. Following the pulse of green light on the ground creating the most direct walkable route to Xavier's feet.
Xavier/Ramsay: The witch nodded. He doubted it would happen, but he really hoped Mason wasn’t looking for Xavier just to make him feel worse.
“What about you?” he asked Leslie. “You good, mate? No offense but you look like you’re about to keel over.”
Xavier wasn’t hard to find. Ramsay had sat him on the lawn close to the house and that’s exactly where he’d remained. One hand in the grass and the other on a cigarette.
He looked up at his brother’s approach, eyes falling to his chest.
Mason/Leslie: His shirt partially hid his wound, his hand covered the rest. Keeping pressure over his heart did little, but it was a comfort.
"It works." He didn't know what else to say. His warning hadn't been given in anticipation of this response. He just stood there, waiting for some reaction.
Meanwhile, Leslie shook his head with embarrassment.
"Diabetic. Working on it." In more ways than one.
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier nodded. That was part of the battle done and dusted.
He finally let go of the grass to offer his brother a cigarette. He looked like he could use it.
“Ahhhh.” Ramsay nodded. “That apple gonna be enough? Seems like a job for a sandwich.”
Mason/Leslie: "There's grape juice in the uh - the fridge. Please. Don't need a glass."
The cigarette was given the deepest inhale Mason could muster.
"I dunno what I'm supposed to say," he confessed.
Xavier/Ramsay: “You got it.” Ramsay got the juice and handed it over, taking a seat beside Leslie. Apparently it was a ‘sit on the floor while you got yourself together’ kind of night.
Xavier shook his head and lit another. “You don’t have to say anything. Do you need something to heal the wound faster?”
Mason: "I'll fuck with it when it's over. We need to get movin'. The witch's done. We're leavin' him here."
Xavier: Xavier nodded and got to his feet. “Are you opposed to John joining us?”
Mason: "Is your man gonna get his hands dirty or not?"
Xavier: Another nod. “Yes. He has before and he’s willing again.”
Mason: "Fine." The more energy between them the better. But he looked at his brother again. Really looked at him.
"Just leave him with me. Ya should go home."
Xavier: “I don’t need to go home, I’m fine.” He’d done a lot more feeling a lot worse than this. He wasn’t exactly the image of composure and vengeful intent he would’ve liked to be but no one got what they wanted all the time.
Besides, being a little pale and a bit haunted-looking behind the eyes wasn’t going to be a problem until he tried to sleep which was hardly a priority at the moment.
Xavier sent Ramsay a message telling him to come outside.
Mason/Leslie: He could try and be a big brother again tomorrow when his husband was someplace safe. If Xavier insisted he was fine, then that would have to be enough. For now.
"Fine," he repeated.
But it wasn't just Ramsay walking out the front door. The Verbena hobbled close behind, fiddling with the Dexcom on his arm.
Ramsay: “We all set to go then?” Ramsay asked, slipping his phone into his pocket as he approached the brothers.
Nothing seemed amiss between them. A good sign.
Mason/Leslie: A finger was pointed at the witch. "What are ya doin'?"
"I'm fine. I'm coming." Two chocolate bars were pulled from his back pocket. See? He would do fine. He'd already taken insulin. Not that it was anyone's business.
A look was given to Xavier, but he was in no position to argue.
"Let's get back."
Xavier: Xavier was hardly in a position to judge how ‘fine’ anyone was or wasn’t at the moment. If Leslie wanted in, who was he to object.
He nodded toward his brother’s hand. “Which way is the ring telling us to go?”
Mason: He was about to run out of patience, having expected Ramsay to already start his ritual. He took a forced breath. "Where we were last. Let's just fuckin' get there."
Ramsay: “Copy that,” said the witch, completing his ritual as quickly as he was able and taking the four of them back to the industrial area from which they’d departed earlier.
Mason/Leslie: Leslie would have his fill of this mode of transportation for a year if he could help it, but he knew it wouldn't last that long with Charles' return. Everything was about the next moment, and then the next moment. He didn't know how he'd feel when finally laying eyes on Charles. Even now, he'd yet to process his feelings.
Mason's hand was out in front of him the moment they arrived, and Leslie began tearing into the skin parchment for his own tracking spell. One would point the direction while the other signaled their nearness.
Xavier/Ramsay: Ramsay was just here to play his role as magical chauffeur. He’d take them where they pointed and in between, he’d stick to Xavier’s side like glue and check up on him as subtly as he was able.
For his part, Xavier was glad to assist in finding them safe landing places for every leap they made, all the while wondering what it was exactly that they were about to walk into. Not that it really mattered. Whatever it was, it would be dealt with swiftly and violently and at Mason’s hand.
Charles: It was the chill in the air that woke him. Slowly, at first, then all at once. His pulse spurred into a gallop as the night’s events flashed through his mind. It took a few moments of measured breathing to settle into the quiet calm that he’d mastered over the decades. Panic would solve nothing. If he wanted to get himself out of… whatever this was, he needed to think.
When the roil of his emotions had been shoved deep beneath a placid surface, Charles opened his eyes.
Blinking against harsh fluorescent light, his gaze swept slowly from side to side. He appeared to be in a hospital room. Though small and sterile, it seemed to have been designed with some degree of comfort in mind. The bottom half of the otherwise white walls were painted a soothing mint green. A tan armchair sat to one side, below a blandly abstract painting of interlocking shapes. The small white drawer on the opposite side of his bed held a carafe of water and a glass, along with a vase of cheerful yellow tulips.
Indeed, the entire space was about as welcoming as a medical setting could be. He might have thought himself safely recovering from a timely rescue, had it not been for the restraints that held him fast to the bed. He snorted softly at the irony.
There were no windows to be found, but a door sat closed on the left side of the wall opposite him. Closed and locked, no doubt. He had to be in an interior room. Or perhaps underground. Far from stuffy, however, the room was positively freezing. A massive vent behind him pumped dry, icy air into the small space.
That explained the gooseflesh that had pimpled along the skin of his exposed forearms.
Odd.
Yes, his forearms were bare. He took another deep breath and swallowed bile as he realized that he’d been changed from his comfortable, academic attire into loose cotton trousers and shirt, both pale blue. His shoes were gone. As were each of his rings. There would be no summoning Mason to his aid.
Charles/Haine: He let his eyes shut for a moment, refusing to let thoughts of his husband send him into a spiral. He had no idea how much time had passed since his abduction, but surely Mason was aware of his absence, by now. The worry his husband must have been experiencing didn’t bear dwelling on. Not if Charles wanted to remain steady enough to get back to him.
With yet another calming breath, he resumed his quiet examination. He pushed past the beginnings of a migraine to unfurl his power. The utter silence that greeted him was no surprise, but he still swallowed bitter disappointment. Beneath pleasantly painted plaster, the room must have been lined with psionic blocking panels.
His gaze had just snagged on the steady tally light of a surveillance camera in one corner of the room, when the sound of a bolt clicking had his head snapping to the door.
He kept his expression perfectly bland as a man stepped into the room. He was dressed as any practicing physician might be, pressed grey slacks and blue shirt beneath a crisply white lab coat. A dull metal band encircled his head, and the telepath knew without checking that it was a psionic blocker.  He was perhaps two decades Charles’ senior, his salt-and-pepper hair trimmed short and perfectly pomaded into place.
Under less fraught circumstances, Charles would’ve found him distractingly attractive.
The man’s greeting smile was broad and warm, bright hazel eyes crinkling at their corners. There wasn’t a hint of duplicity in his expression as he approached, pulling the door shut behind him as he did. The audible ‘click’ of the lock was automatic.
“Professor Xavier!” His tone was as open and friendly as the rest of him. Charles didn’t trust him for a moment. “I’m Dr. Christopher Haine. I’ve been following your research for a very long time. Your first published article was the single most influential piece of writing on genetics in my lifetime, at least. It’s truly an honor to meet you.”
Charles/Haine: Charles sniffed at Haine’s outstretched hand, his expression still entirely indecipherable. “There are simpler ways to schedule an appointment,” he croaked. His throat flamed, raw from disuse and a breathing tube he vaguely remembered being inserted.
The doctor merely chuckled at Charles’ cheek, claiming the armchair at his bedside like he was an old friend and not his bloody kidnapper. It took effort to keep his indignation from cracking his facade.
“I suppose so. But something tells me you would have rejected my invitation before you’d had a chance to truly consider my proposition. Your little organization burning down one of my facilities and stealing the patients there sent a pretty clear message.”
Charles blinked. This man was a complete stranger to him. His team had put an end to many an operation in the past, but he preferred to avoid outright destruction. It was bad for public image, and he always wanted as few casualties as possible.
Oh.
Oh.
“New Hope,” he wheezed, the realization bringing with it a wave of icy rage. His bound hands trembled with it, and he had to clench them into fists to keep from wrestling against his restraints.
Not the team, then. Mason. Exerting himself to the point of collapse to save a group of defenseless children. Their children. Yes, that horrible place had been burnt to cinders, and Charles didn’t regret it for a second.
He shook the memories from his head, confusion cracking his careful facade. “But, Scott…”
“Ah, yes.” Haine nodded, looking unaffected at the mention of the man driven mad by his own cruelty. He waved a dismissive hand. “A wealthy donor willing to facilitate our mission. Nothing more. Though, it was unfortunate to lose his funding.”
Charles shook his head. Any hope at hiding his emotions had vanished. Disgust and ire warred for dominance on his face. “You’re a monster.”
Charles/Haine: For the first time since he’d entered the space, the kindness in Haine’s eyes seemed to falter, replaced by a fervor that bordered on delirium.
“No. No, not a monster. A doctor. A scientist. You of all people should understand, Charles. You wrote it, yourself! Mutants are the next stage of human evolution. The potential for progress is… it’s limitless! Extraordinary strength and speed, superhuman cognitive abilities, infinite cellular regeneration! Imagine if we could tap into that genetic code, Charles. If we could harness it. We’d be looking at an end to aging, to disease, t-to death itself!”
Charles stared at Haine in open horror. The manic zeal in his hazel eyes was a dark mirror of the professor’s own passion. The man truly believed himself a hero; Charles knew better. He’d never been able to forget those gruesome photos: small bodies splayed out on lab tables in various stages of dissection. He pushed those thoughts aside before he could heave up bile from his otherwise empty stomach.
“By killing children.”
“A tragedy, of course.” The bastard looked genuinely remorseful. “But a necessary one, for what we hope to achieve. Millions of lives saved. Billions!”
“How Utilitarian of you.”
“Listen, Charles, as much as I’d enjoy a good philosophical debate, that isn’t why I brought you here.”
He scoffed. “No, I suppose not.”
“Our mission is bigger than any one person. Bigger than me.” The ‘or you’ went unspoken, but Charles heard it, all the same. “Unfortunately, progress is slow, with our current recruitment methods. As you might imagine. We plan to utilize your impressive abilities to… expedite the process.”
Charles felt his heart stutter to a stop. Though Haine continued laying out his plans, the telepath could hear nothing beyond the ringing in his own head.
No.
Nonononononono.
Charles/Haine: Cold sweat broke out over his face and neck, and the ever-present chill in the room settled deep into his core. He couldn’t feel it. Nor did he note the full body tremble that had taken hold of him. He was only aware of the icy terror that had gripped him at those words. His deepest, most private fear mentioned as casually as a plan for dinner. That he’d be used as a weapon against his own people.
He’d sooner die.
Had a plan in place to do precisely that, actually. But his study, and the small handgun he kept locked away inside it, were likely hundreds of miles away from wherever he was being held.
He was shaking his head before he realized it, cutting off whatever bullshit Haine was spouting. “No. You’re completely mad if you think I’m going to hunt down mutants for your sick attempt at ‘progress’. You’d have better luck carving me up for parts, like the rest of them.”
The gentle pity in Haine’s eyes seemed genuine; Had Charles been any less than himself he may have spat in the bastard’s face.
“I don’t actually need your cooperation, Professor. Although I would prefer it. Tracking down exactly who we need would prevent unnecessary loss of life. And think how useful you could be once we retrieved them! Soothing fears and easing pain. Your help would be invaluable.”
Charles/Haine: With a soft grunt, Haine stood from the armchair. Charles flinched violently as a hand came to rest almost paternally on his shoulder. “Please do consider helping our cause willingly. I’d like to get the ball rolling as quickly as possible, either way.”
He turned toward the door with a gentle squeeze to Charles’ shoulder. And though he knew it was fruitless, the telepath lashed out toward that wicked mind with every ounce of his power. It fell harmlessly against the shield. He nearly sobbed in frustration.
Somehow, he managed to keep the emotion from his voice as he rasped, “Whatever good you think will come from the sacrifice of innocents won’t save you. You’ll be damned, regardless.”
“I don’t believe in Hell.”
“Neither did I.”
Mason/Leslie: Charles’ blood underneath his tongue was too small for an honest taste, but the flavor was an unnecessary element of the tracking spell. Still, with the next piece of ancient parchment, the witch froze in place. The air around him seemed to have dropped by twenty degrees, forcing an immediate visible shiver.
What the fuck, was muttered sotto voce as he looked to the side and behind. Looking at Ramsay for any confirmation of the change. No one else had flinched.
His throat had become dry and sore. Cleared with a cough as he massaged his wrists.
And then it all clicked.
“He’s awake.” His voice felt a distance away. He shivered again. The urge to back himself into a corner was both bizarre and impossible. They were in the middle of nowhere by now.
“Can’t you feel him? Say something to him?” He recalled having heard Charles’ voice in his mind in Edenton all the way in Cameron. Surely they were near enough for telepathy.
But the crossroad demon just shook his head.
“He would have said somethin’ by now.”
“But he is. I know he is.”
“Yeah, n’somethin’s in the way. How much closer?”
Leslie closed his eyes, forced deep breaths as he held his hand out and circled his finger as he’d seen Bo do a hundred times, hoping it would somehow encourage his magick.
“More than a day’s walk. We need another fifty miles. Go from there.”
Xavier/Ramsay: Indeed, Leslie was the only one who felt a change. Ramsay felt absolutely nothing. He was looking at him but only for guidance. The moment he noticed the change in Leslie's demeanor, however, his eyes widened. Was his fellow witch finally getting something?
Xavier visibly relaxed at the word 'awake'. Charles was awake which meant that Charles was alive. They weren't too late.
"The same direction?" the demon asked, already searching for their landing spot while Ramsay locked and loaded his ritual. There was nothing on the bloody map that pointed to any sort of anything where a person might be held. Wherever Charles was, it was either extremely well-hidden or it was underground.
He said as much to the group.
"Humans don't know to ward, so that shouldn't be a problem. A cloaking spell will help us break in even if we can't see the layout of wherever we're going."
Mason/Leslie: "I can only cloak myself." Not that that went well last time, or the time before that. Mind readers caught Leslie each and every time, but with Charles' assistance the past few years, maybe not this time.
Mason didn't want to hide shit, ready to tear the door down and take every bullet walking the path to his husband, but the very real possibility of Charles being killed rather than reclaimed steadied his impatience.
"Northwest," he managed through grit teeth.
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier shook his head. “That’s not a problem.” He had enough tricks up his sleeve to conceal all four of them to varying degrees; the question was whether or not all four of them would be requiring it.
He and Mason were bulletproof to a degree. Ramsay and Leslie were not.
“Northwest,” Ramsay repeated, taking them another fifty miles closer to Charles.
Charles: The door shut with a final ‘click’. Utterly alone, Charles released a trembling breath to fight the rising panic. He willed his pulse to slow. Any hope of getting out of this would come only with a clear head.
He inhaled for a count of five, held for a count of three, released for a count of seven. Repeated. And again. He continued the cycle as his gaze found that surveillance camera once more.
He had no way of knowing how closely he was being monitored, how quickly they’d respond to any escape attempt on his part.
Though, he didn’t actually need to escape.
If this facility was even half as well staffed as the last had been, it would be incredibly expensive to arm every individual with psionic blockers. If Charles could damage the room’s paneling just enough to seize hold of a nearby mind, he could manage the rest from there.
When one wasn’t weighed down by anxiety, hospital restraints weren’t all that difficult to get free from. He scooted to one side, stretching his left arm to its limits as he reached over the edge of the bed to the rails on the opposite side. The thick, canvas straps were tricky to unlatch with a single hand, but he managed after several tense minutes. From there, removing bindings from chest, wrist, and ankles was quick work.
The tiles beneath his feet were fucking freezing, but Charles did not let that slow him. His thoughts were swift and focused as he rounded to the end of the bed, intending to use it as a makeshift battering ram against the back wall.
He froze at the deafening ‘click’ of the lock, but only for a moment. In for a penny. He pushed the bed toward the wall at a sprint, ramming into it with a satisfying crunch of drywall. Chalky, mint-painted chunks of it fell away, just a hint of dull metal peeking through.
Charles/Haine: Grunting, he made to haul the bed back again when a familiar pair of tree-trunk arms wrapped around him.
Fuck.
He’d already learned that wriggling free from that grip was beyond his capabilities, but he’d be damned if he wasn’t going to try. He fought fruitlessly with every ounce of his strength as he was turned to face the deep frown of Christopher Haine.
The doctor tutted, shaking his head, sounding for all the world like a disapproving father.
“Really, Charles. You disappoint me. I was hoping you’d understand the significance of our undertaking, here.” A sigh. “No matter. We have to press forward.”
Charles/Haine: His gaze shifted to the man behind him, dismissing Charles entirely. “Ian, help our Professor here back to bed. And… ensure that he can’t make a run for it. It’s really only his brain we need intact.”
The implication of that statement chilled Charles to the bone and had him redoubling his efforts for freedom. He managed to loose a single arm, ramming it back to check his captor with an elbow to the gut. A deep, gratifying grunt was his reward for the maneuver, and he used the temporary lapse to pull himself away completely, stumbling to the hard ground.
He only vaguely registered the sound of soft footsteps retreating, the shutting and locking of the door. He clambered to his feet and spun to face the man –Ian, the doctor had called him– seeing him full-on for the first time.
He was unsurprisingly massive, slate grey hair cropped close and mostly covered by a thick, black helmet. He was armed to the teeth, but didn’t bother drawing a weapon as he reached for Charles. The telepath had no time to appeal to the man’s reason, pulling back a fist to knock him hard across the jaw.
The impact was solid. Decent enough. But Ian’s answering blow had him slamming into the tile once more, vision blurred and head swimming. A second punch nearly sent him under. Ian seemed to recall Doctor Haine’s warning about keeping his brain in one piece, because the next strike was aimed towards his ribs.
A booted foot drove into his torso over and over. It was all Charles could do to scramble away, curling in on himself in a pitiful attempt to protect his vitals. Without a word, Ian hefted him bodily from the ground and dumped him onto the medical bed.
“You don’t have to do this,” Charles rasped, as he was rearranged like a ragdoll onto the firm mattress. Ribs that were most definitely cracked wailed in protest, but he ignored them. “I have a family. Two little kids that deserve to see their father again.”
Charles: Ian set about strapping him into bed once more, expression impassive. Charles changed tactics.
“What information did Haine provide about me? Whatever he’s paying you, I can double it. Triple it, even.”
In the answering silence, he briefly considered moving on to threats. But he was in no position to act on them, and Mason couldn’t possibly know where he was, yet. If he did, this place would already be ashes.
Ian pulled a set of handcuffs from one of the many pouches along his belt, shackling Charles’ right wrist to the bed. If he made a second attempt, he’d have to formulate a new plan.
Charles: At last, he was fully secured to the bed. More firmly than last time. Ian seemed to hesitate for a moment, something akin to compassion tightening the corners of his mouth. He pulled a small, black cylinder from his belt, which expanded into a baton with a flick of his wrist.
His voice was gruff, but his tone unexpectedly gentle. “I’ll try t’make it a clean break.”
Without further preamble, he swung the baton down swift and brutal over the telepath’s right shin.
Charles screamed.
Leslie: The room was acrid. The stench of incense and blood flooded Leslie’s senses the moment he entered Belmira’s bedroom. Suzette sat at the head of the bed. Merlot and green sheets bunched in Belmira’s arms curled up against the telepath’s chest, rocked like a child. It was unlike Suzette not to meet his gaze, but the circumstances – in that circumstance, he hadn’t considered anything amiss.
Belmira whispered a retelling of events. Of a man named Leo Rosa and his many violations of her mind and body. A friend of the family. The shame and guilt tore her to shreds, unable to look at him, refusing a single touch of comfort. The blood beneath her fingers, the hair still clutched in her white-knuckled fist taken by Suzette with whispered apologies.
An innocent man had been nearly ripped in two. A learned spell from the very woman to have deceived him. A man mutilated so horrifically by Leslie's hand it took the combined effort of four blood mages to mend. Suzette and Belmira had insisted they did not mean for such carnage. They did not mean for their trial to end in so much bloodshed, but not one of their coven looked to Leslie for an apology. Not Edwin, Troy, or Tonya demanded repayment in blood. They had known, the same as Suzette, what Belmira was doing. No one would speak of this incident. Leo would never remember. His crime would go unpunished. Each and every one had proven their devotion to the coven. Each one with their own private crimes. All save one. Their most loving and gentlest member.
Suzette and Belmira were left unscathed by their vulgar escapade. Never once took pity on the tears Leslie shed. They just wanted his loyalty in action. Insisting again and again this was his reality. He was their hand of vengeance, and he was beautiful.
Mason/Leslie: And here, nearly a decade later, Leslie sampled another drop of Charles Xavier’s blood. Dull blue eyes had taken on a brighter hue, glossed over and on the verge of tears he could not explain.
Mason had noticed the change in his eyes. They were his husband’s eyes, and looking at them sent shooting pain through his encrusted wound.
“Awake?”
“I’d rather not be asleep, but this is worse.”
Dark eyes lingered over the witch as the ring pulsed. More miles to go, but the pale green light had widened its path, just as Leslie had explained it would upon nearing his desire.
“Hell is hopelessness, isn’t it?”
“As far as the eyes can see.”
“I’m thinking about Hell.”
“Sayin’ he’s thinkin’ ‘bout me?”
“Thinking everything all at once.” Leslie pinched the bridge of his nose and breathed deeply. Teeth had become clamped, biting into his cheek to the point of blood. Refusing to verbally acknowledge the excruciating pain cascading up his shin to his groin and spine. These two conditions were going to collide. The increase in Leslie’s body temperature, dilated pupils, and pounding heart. No, no. Charles’ heart was already slamming into his chest. He didn’t have to play the game of which came first.
“I’ve never felt so close to him. He’s right there. Another fifty and we’re there.”
Xavier/Ramsay: Ramsay looked from Leslie and Mason to Xavier and gave him a grim nod. They were finally at the point of no return.
Xavier returned the nod and reached into the inside pocket of his jacket, pulling out a length of braided, gossamer black silk. Woven into the silk with fine gold thread was a spell in ancient Arabic that Xavier knew by heart.
"We need to conceal ourselves," he said, pulling a strand from the braid. "If Leslie is correct and fifty more miles will get us to Charles, then we're about to encounter guards and security measures from the moment we arrive. They cannot under any circumstances detect anything amiss."
The demon tied the strand of silk around Ramsay's wrist and murmured the incantation. A haze began to form over the witch as Xavier spoke that grew more and more opaque until he disappeared from view completely.
Xavier pulled another strand from the braid and held out his hand for Leslie's wrist.
Charles/Haine: He was only vaguely aware of Ian's departure. Breathing exercises to manage the pain of his fractured tibia caused his ribs to flare. The lesser evil, he supposed.
Such was his distraction, he did not realize that Haine had returned until he felt a gentle hand press to his forehead. He flinched away from that contact, and then again at the resulting pain.
"Oh, Charles. I hate to move forward with you in this condition, but you did bring this on yourself. "
Charles glared up at the man as best he could with the entire left side of his face rapidly swelling. The pain was secondary to the overwhelming rage he felt in this man's presence. He refused to dignify his false sympathy with a response.
It was a silence that he maintained even as he was wheeled from the room and into a glaringly bright hallway. They were joined by a slender woman, her thick, blonde hair twisted up into a bun and crowned with another of those fucking blockers.
Charles drowned out their clipped conversation. He struggled to ignore his pain. He was out.
Keeping his expression as impassive as he could, he unfurled his telepathy. As ever, it was the minds of his fellow mutants that shone the brightest. Their pain, anger, and despair were beacons in the dark.
He had no time for this, but he could not abandon them. He sent out a blanket soothing to every glowing mind he could reach. It would have to be enough, until he could get out of there.
He pushed his power out a bit farther, and came up against a wall. Damn. It seemed that the building itself was a barrier against his gift.
He'd have to compel someone on the inside.
Leslie: Leslie watched Xavier’s hands with a fixed expression as he worked the spell.
“We won’t be able to see each other?” was the only question that came to mind as he reached for his Dexcom, hesitating a moment before ripping the device from his arm. Everything was shut off and that would have to be enough. Abandoning his electronics completely wasn’t off the table.
That in mind, he offered his wrist.
Xavier/Ramsay: “We will,” said Xavier, tying the silk around Leslie’s wrist. “We don’t have time to get into the specifics of this spell but since the silk all comes from the same braid, we’ll be able to see and hear each other clearly. To all others we’ll be invisible and almost completely silent. Don’t speak above a whisper and you’ll be safe.”
As he repeated the incantation and Leslie began to disappear from view, Ramsay would come back into view for him.
Ramsay gave a little wave. “Neat little trick ain’t it?” he whispered.
Mason would be next.
Leslie: Leslie nodded. That was all he needed to know. A better spell than his own, by the look of things. Probably older and by the material, more expensive. Something for another day, if he would remember when the dust settles.
"Neat," Leslie swallowed. Long fingers reached out, only to retreat and rub the side of his face with a wince.
"Mason," he whispered, "something's horribly wrong."
Xavier/Ramsay: They were long past the point of wasting any time. While Xavier finished cloaking his brother and then himself, Ramsay began his ritual. They knew how far, in what direction, and exactly where they were going now.
From here on, every single move they made would have to be calculated.
Unfortunately, Xavier joined them beneath the veil of shadow just in time to hear Leslie’s ominous words.
“John,” the demon said. “We need to go now.”
Mason/Leslie: Leslie was pulling his knife out as Xavier spoke. Everyone was mentally and magically preparing and the Verbena was no exception. He expected someone would comment about the thin spiral he was cutting into his forearm, but there would be no explanation this time. Neither would there be for the removal of his boots and socks.
Mason had yet to say a word. Knowing the witch felt akin to his husband, knowing he was just within reach, in pain, possibly terrified - the demon was someplace else entirely. Reaching down into that place disallowed in Charles' presence. That circle of Hell belonging to him, where actions had no consequence.
Lawrence knew every image. That place never to have been, recognized only by the depths of his soul. The two were one in agreement.
What appeared before them was not at all what Leslie had expected. His knife was put away, hands quietly clapped and rubbed together, expanding outwards to test the strength of Quintessence.
"Ramsay?"
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier and the map he’d been consulting had been correct: Charles was being held underground.
In the demon’s experience, the more unassuming something appeared to be on the outside, the more dangerous and insidious it was on the inside. Effort had been made to make this place impossible to find and attract as little attention as possible. Whoever was in charge hadn’t even bothered to put a single guard outside.
Of course, human guards wouldn’t have been equipped to handle what had arrived at their doorstep even if they had been present.
“Yeah?” Ramsay whispered. He was staring intently at the door and twirling the ring on his pinky.
Charles: There.
A lab tech taking blood samples from a young man with a striking pair of antlers. He couldn't have been older than twenty. Charles seethed, but he would not allow himself to be distracted from his goal.
Without a psionic blocker, it was laughably easy to slip into his mind. He seized full control. Never mind the ethics of his actions. Desperate times.
The tech's eyes went glassy and his hands stilled at their task. Without a word, he left the exam room, leaving the door ajar for the confused boy to go free, if he chose.
A quick rifle through the man's thoughts and Charles knew precisely where he was. If he could just open the bunker doors, he stood a slim chance of signaling for help.
Leslie: “If… something happens to me,” Leslie swallowed, “could you please tell Tristan Seger what happened. We live together. He’ll worry.” A horrible goodbye, but it would have to suffice, should this go terribly wrong. So long as he could feel Charles Xavier, this wasn’t a hopeless endeavor. Tristan would understand. He hoped he would understand.
The people within had to believe in something. There was enough Quintessence in the area to carry his magic as if in the presence of his coven. Of course; if these people believed in Charles Xavier’s existence, then their logic had to expand beyond that of the average sleeper. But still, despite this, he could not feel a single ward.
“Y’all don’t feel anything either?” he whispered, already having to catch up with Mason's pointed gait.
Xavier/Ramsay: "Oi," Ramsay chided, turning to Leslie with hands on his hips. "None of that. Nothing's gonna happen to you, you hear me? Only five people are walkin' out of the heart of bloody darkness and it's gonna be us four and the prof, not one of them fuckin' wankstains in there doin' god knows what. The body count's gonna be on their side, not ours." Words that were sincerely meant, even if they were said in a whispered shout.
Xavier's silence could very reasonably be interpreted as him feeling out the energy of the place before them, his furrowed brow merely an indication of his concentration.
He shook his head at Leslie's question, falling into step beside him. "Nothing," he confirmed in a whisper. "They're not using magic as we are. Can you still feel Charles? Mason's ring should lead us straight to him, yes?"
Charles: He'd lost hold of the lab tech for a moment or two, distracted as he was wheeled into a poor imitation of Hank's original psionic amplifier. Tiny needles had slid beneath the membrane-thin skin of his temples and he'd writhed against the intrusion, despite his body's throbbing protests.
But he'd regained control. He prayed to any entity listening that he would be able to reach the outside world before he no longer belonged to himself.
The massive metal doors slid open, revealing an exasperated looking guard, gesturing with his weapon at the quiet night air.  He glared down at a short, auburn haired young man in a lab coat.
"I told you there's nothing out there. We're not due for another delivery for three days. And nobody told me about an extra supply drop. You need to get back inside."
From his confines, Charles reached out desperately for the nearest mind.
Mason/Leslie: Ramsay was given a look as they walked. There was every reason to believe something could happen to one of them. After all, Charles was here. The Charles. Their Charles. A man capable of controlling minds and speaking telepathically for hundreds of miles. Despite knowing with every fiber of his being that he was here, that familiar breezy hatchet, as he so lovingly named the sensation, still eluded him.
Mason’s only concentration had been on his hand and the pulse in front of him. Only considering the door when within arm’s length. No, he hadn’t felt a single ward. These people had no idea what was coming.
No show of strength. Not a ball of fire. Not a flex of telekinetic rage. The door opened as if of its own accord. Considerable patience was utilized in feeling each mind – no, not each. That ridiculous getup on the guard’s head prevented entry. The same barrier utilized in their England home. The only obstacle capable of repressing their connection. It was fucking offensive to look at, and one open-handed strike to the guard’s throat was enough of an unwelcome surprise to remove it as the guard fell heavy on his knees.
Only then did he bother reaching into the scientist’s mind.
Xavier: And here Xavier had thought he'd have to put at least a modicum of effort into breaching the door when it was so obligingly opened for them. There were some security measures out here then. Something had roused suspicion, and it was likely their shadows being picked up on a camera somewhere.
No matter, entry was entry.
The demon stepped inside quickly, walking past the downed guard and the man in the lab coat as if they were merely inconveniently placed lamp posts before urging Ramsay and Leslie to follow him.
"Stay close and behind me," he whispered to them. They may have been invisible, but taking out the guard had still made noise and it was only a matter of time before attention was drawn.
Especially given that the guard Mason had punched was not the only one in the parking garage they'd emerged into.
Charles: "What the fuck?" the guard wheezed, down on hands and knees as he struggled to drag air into his abused throat. The blow had come from nowhere, the night just as empty as it had been a moment earlier. But everyone on site was well aware of what types of beings were being held there. A mutant was definitely capable of an invisible attack. He raised a trembling hand to flag down the nearest guards, still unable to call out.
Charles had watched the entire display through borrowed eyes. Like the guard, he could see nothing, but he didn't need to understand the phenomenon to know who'd caused it.
"Mason?" The voice would be unfamiliar. The eyes vacant and staring off into the darkness.
The telepath reached farther, seeking the perfect familiarity of his husband's mind. Deep inside the facility, he swallowed a sob.
'You're here.'
Not a question.
Mason/Leslie: “Shit,” Leslie whispered, his voice barely carrying past his hand. Here he could be useful, he thought, and covered the guard’s nose and mouth with his tattooed palm. He could do nothing to the guard’s mind the way Charles could, but he could force melatonin into his system instantaneously. This is what Charles would want. He knew in his bones he wouldn’t want a pile of bodies, but ultimately, this wasn’t his decision. If this had been Tristan… he knew what he would do.
But what were they meant to do with the taciturn scientist? Mason was staring at him as though –
“Baby?” The demon whispered in a tone Leslie had never before witnessed. Desperate and relieved. He'd never heard that vulnerability from him.
Mason reached into the scientist’s mind before pushing deeper into the facility. Of course. Charles had managed to latch onto someone without a barrier, which meant he no longer needed the ring, so long as they could find each other’s minds.
‘Yeah, baby. I’ve got ya. Just hold on. Lemme see where ya are.’
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier, for one, wasn’t opposed to a pile of bodies but speed and stealth mattered more. At least until they had Charles, then all bets were off.
While Leslie silenced the guard, Ramsay rushed forward to remove any visible weapons from his person before he could get his bearings. Hopefully they got him to pass out before he managed to.
Xavier noticed the tone as well and let his eyes black out in response. With any luck, it would be enough make any security cameras they encountered glitch out until they got to Charles.
“Don’t waste time trying to open doors,” he whispered as he stalked toward the interior door. “We’re teleporting past any barriers from here on.”
Charles: He couldn't see anything. He had no idea how Mason had rendered himself invisible, and was that... Yes, that was Xavier's hushed voice he'd heard through borrowed ears. There was no time to ask questions; he'd take full advantage of whatever shrouded them and figure the rest out, later.
'Yes. Yes, all right. Follow the tech. He knows the way.'
He'd stop only once, just inside the interior doors, explaining to concerned guards that their colleague had collapsed unexpectedly. A heart attack, perhaps. Best go look after him.
The tech pushed into the brightly lit corridor, expression blank. Charles trusted Mason and his brother to keep pace. He pushed the tech to walk as swiftly as his body would allow without breaking into a run. It wouldn't do to draw attention. On that note.
'There are cameras every-bloody-where. Can you be seen through them?'
Mason/Leslie: There was no need to share space in the lab coat’s mind. Charles was plenty capable of multitasking, but Mason was still blind to his condition, and until knowing the extent of his injuries, if any, a finger was kept on the stranger’s mind.
Lawrence itched to be released, but under the circumstances, he would leave himself vulnerable without a shroud. Together, Mason’s abilities were whole.
Red eyes cast a glance to Xavier, to a nearby camera, and down the corridor they had taken.
“Still don’t understand. Moving through places you’ve never been,” Leslie whispered.
“Just shut up and follow Charles,” Mason hissed. Internally, his voice was much softer, soothing as he said, ‘Like a malfunction.’ If that. ‘Don’t worry about us.’ Was Charles going to allow him to see from his point of view? It had been his intention when asking to see where Charles was.
Xavier/Ramsay: Xavier's pitch-black gaze met his brother's blood red one and then looked directly into the camera. Whoever was monitoring would see the mass of shadow that was the four of them following the lab tech but nothing that, on the surface at least, would explain any technical glitches.
The demon's hands ached to simply flick any cameras away with his telekinesis and he had to fight himself not to. Their presence--or rather a presence--had already been noticed, the tech and the incapacitated guard were proof. All he could do was allow as much of his demonic aura as possible to permeate the air around them to force those glitches to happen.
It would fill any surrounding humans with unease, including Ramsay and Leslie, but it couldn't be helped.
Ramsay patted Leslie's shoulder and shook his head. Later. They could all have a nice chat about the wonders of teleportation later.
"Ask him how many people are around him," Xavier whispered to his brother.
Charles: Leslie?!
That was a voice he'd know anywhere. He just couldn't wrap his mind around his friend's presence here. And with Mason, no less. Another discussion that could be put off for later.
'Of course I'm going to worry about you. Be careful.'
He hesitated. Mason was under enough strain without adding Charles' pain onto his shoulders. But he was likely to cause as much stress by leaving him blind.
Reluctantly, Charles lent Mason his vision. Machines lined the walls, being tinkered with by a pair of technicians. He let his gaze sweep to Haine as he spoke in hushed tones to the blonde-haired nurse. Ian stood in one corner, well out of the way, but with his gaze locked on the telepath.
Charles deliberately avoided looking down at himself during this exchange; every sense but sight was kept under lock and key.
Mason: Electronic malfunctions accompanied demonic exposure, and so too did the sulfuric stench now saturating the body Charles inhabited. The stronger they allowed their true selves forth, the stronger they signaled their presence. Luckily for them, the only man in this building to understand the signs was tied to a bed, surrounded by walking-dead ignorance.
"Five people," Mason whispered. "We're close."
By now, the pale pulse at their feet had spanned wide, rhythmic like a heartbeat.
Xavier: Xavier didn’t like that number. They were outmanned, by a slim margin but even so, he’d feel a lot better if Charles was surrounded by fewer people.
“How does this play out?” Speaking in whispers was starting to annoy him. “I can make sure no one else enters the room once we reach it, but I need to ask if we’re the only ones walking out of it.”
Charles: Leslie had been correct in his earlier assumption about Charles. Even broken and bruised as he was, he had no interest whatsoever in a bloodbath. He wanted himself, his family, and the captured mutants out of the facility with as few casualties as possible.
It was a long shot, he knew.
'Tell your brother that there is only one armed man, here. No one else will put up much of a fight.'
Inside the room, at least.
Their mindless guide stopped dead in his tracks, whirling on his heel to face the seemingly-empty hallway. For the first time since Charles had taken hold of him, his eyes were bright with awareness and fear. He took off back the way he'd come at a sprint.
The connection had been severed; the machine was switched on.
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N°6: First Days Pt.2
The Bathory siblings had already been attending the boarding school for a few weeks now and like any school, especially one as prestigious as Atrytone, the classes had a surplus of projects for the students to complete throughout their year. As a secondary gender studies class was mandatory for all students (as it fell under the sciences), this first semester, Kalo was taking the class and had already been given a project. 
“Regardless of whether or not you will be, or are beta, alpha, or omega, you need to have a well understanding of the basics.” The teacher began, using the clicker in his hand to switch to the next slide on the powerpoint. “And one of the first things we will cover this year is childcare and the proper bond needed between the alpha and omega pair to be able to properly care for them.”
“Booring…” Kalo mumbled, earning a chuckle from Caelus who sat in the desk beside his.
“And to properly do that, comes the description of our first project for this class: pairing all of you up and taking care of one of these,” the teacher paused, pulling out what looked like a rather realistic baby doll from a box on his desk, “as you learn more in my class on proper child and mate-care.” 
“If youre my wife, I’m gonna fuck the hell outta you.” Kalo whispered to Caelus, the two attempting to discreetly snicker, yet nevertheless attracting the teacher’s attention.
He cleared his throat before adding onto his announcement, “...in order to avoid this project not being taken seriously, I will need a progress report once a week and will be picking who everyone’s partner will be.”
Kalo groaned. The project was already stupid, but if he was given an idiot as his partner on top of that, he may as well end it now before the project even begins. 
The teacher began to call out names in pairs from a list he already had printed out on his clipboard. As the two friends waited to hear their names called, Kalo mentally chanted his and Caelus’ names repeatedly.
“Kalo and Caelus, Kalo and Caelus, Caelus and Kalo, Caelus and—”
“— Ms. Pallas.”
“Lucette?!” Kalo echoed, loud enough for everyone to hear. He immediately turned his attention to Lucette who sat in the front row of the class. If Kalo couldn’t be paired with Caelus, his second choice easily would be Lucette! 
She was not only one of the very few omegas already presented in their grade, but also one of the schools’ top 10 overall. Of the top ten, she was one, if not the only one, students found tolerable due to her kind demeanor and helpful behavior. 
“Fuck!”
“Silence!” the teacher reprimanded. 
“Ha ha.” Caelus teased in a whisper, pointing at Kalo. 
Now it doesn't matter who Kalo would be partnered with! Anyone left was dull, stupid, or both. 
“And lastly, Mr. Bathory with Mr. Aetos. Sorry Ivris.”
Kalo rolled his eyes, “Really? ‘Sorry Ivris’?! He should be saying sorry to me!” 
“Fuck…” Kalo said under his breath. 
The only plus side in being paired with Ivris was that he was also one of the top students, tied at first place with none other than his sister, Mahira. 
The downside was— Ivris is a total bore! A cold, silent, bore! There was no way Ivris and he would be able to see eye to eye, especially in raising a fake baby. 
“As you know, it is required of all faculty to be informed on who has presented and what their gender is. Therefore, if you’re an omega, your role is the omega, if you’re an alpha, alpha. If you’re a beta or un-presented, your role will be randomized.” The instructor explained. 
“Boo… I hope I’m the alpha.” Kalo said to Caelus.
“Why? So you fuck Ivris instead of me?” Caelus responded, feigning jealousy. 
“Aww~ Don’t worry babe, you’ll still be mine.” Kalo cooed. 
A throat being cleared could suddenly be heard. 
“Yes, Mr. Aetos?” The professor said, calling on Ivris whose hand was raised.
“I request a change in partners.” he asked. Kalo scoffed in response, “No surprise .” 
“I cannot do that. Please, make the most of this partnership. Now then—” The teacher went down the list of students alphabetically, announcing if their role was alpha or omega, by this point, Kalo had already given up, alpha or omega, it didn’t matter, his partner would still be Ivris Aetos of all people. 
Sure enough, when Ivris’ name came up, the instructor listed him as an alpha, making Kalo by default the omega. Kalo scoffed, “Of course the prized student is the alpha.” Caelus looked at Kalo, holding back a chuckle, “You do know the entire Aetos line is nothing but alphas, right? Dominant  alphas.” 
“Prof! Prof! Cae is bullying me!” Kalo said, his voice loud, interrupting the instructor who was still going down the list of students. He ignored the boy, continuing to list off names. 
“No fun.” Kalo mumbled. 
After everyone was assigned a role, the instructor had each pair come up to select their baby before giving more information and how it would work. 
To Kalo’s surprise, the rules were more lenient than expected, so long as the baby’s needs were met and there was a sense of cooperation between partners, the students were at liberty to come up with their own plan and how they’d take care of the child. 
◈     ◈     ◈
“Why didn’t you take the baby?” Caelus asked. 
“Why would I?” Kalo responded. 
The usual three were now back at their dorm, seated together at a table in their building’s common room. Caelus was taking notes from his book for biology and Korvin, seated next to Kalo, on his phone. 
“If I’m Ivris’ omega, then I’m going to be a spoiled housewife; he can do the work.” He said, checking his nails out, fingers splayed before turning his palm to himself, fingers bent. 
“Childcare is housework.” Korvin interjected, eyes not leaving his phone. 
“Oh! Oh! A trophy wife-!” Caelus called out. 
“But he’s not old!” Kalo chirped back. 
“He’s older than you.” Korvin sighed. 
“Whatever!” Kalo sighed, flailing his arms back, “I’m just not taking care of that fake baby!” 
Slumping onto his messy pile of notes and books, Caelus looked up at Kalo, “Babies need to bond with both parents.” 
“Then what about you! Where’s your baby!” 
“Uh.” he paused, looking for words, “I’m the alpha, my baby’s fine.” Caelus said, earning a loud sigh from Kalo and a snort from Korvin. 
“You’re lucky. Lucette just might let you off the hook in her report.” Korvin commented. 
“I hope! I already have enough with my big brother!” Caelus sighed. 
“Shouldn’t you two discuss all this with your… ‘partners’…” Korvin suggested. “You guys don’t know where they are, do you?” he asked, finally looking up from his phone to glance between the two boys. 
“Uh... no...”
“Not really…”
“Well?” Korvin said, raising his brows, as if waiting for the two of them to take the hint and understand what he was implying. 
“Um…” 
Caelus? Nope. 
“Oh! But which house are they a part of?” Kalo asked. 
Kalo? possibly. 
“Pallas. Now go before I beat both your asses.” Korvin said, looking back down at his phone. The two boys had no choice but to stand up, leave the table, and walk out of the common room. 
“We’re not actually going to go looking for them at Pallas, right?” Caelus asked, his voice filled with uncertainty as they walked down the short corridor, making Kalo pause in his steps. “Of course we are! Pallas is known for all their students having sticks up their ass! Imagine their faces when we make a scene!” 
“We..?”
“Duh! Your omega needs you! and I have an alpha to embarrass the hell out of.” 
—A False God’s Theatre of True Wishes—
JSZY: If you were to have kids, what would be your preferred parenting method? 15 Ying: Simple! None! Kids are a hassle and I’m a beta. How could I get anyone pregnant? JSZY: …right… and you, Ivris? 17 Ivris: Firm yet flexible rules. I would like to have room for discussion once the child has matured enough to handle such conversations.  15 Ying: tch, how merciful and benevolent are you, Ivris Aetos *eye roll* 17 Ivris: Did your mother do better…? 15 Ying: ASSHOLE! JSZY: I think his question was genuine, Ying… 30 Ying: *twirling his hair* you’ve always been so serious, it's cute~ 32 Ivris: …Of course. 30 Ying: hehe~ why don’t we go and make a baby right now~? Wait— Wait—! I was kidding! Ah! Ah—! Ahhn~♡♡
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nouveau-riche-princess · 1 year ago
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i am so confused by documents i get from japan sometimes. some of them are translated, well even. but mainly i catch them making what should have been a .docx in EXCEL. they sent a 1 slide powerpoint to me today explaining how to change my email.
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