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I'm dumb because I just realised I misnamed my own smau on my works page😭😭

how to tell the title has actually went through double edits (it was a debate between naming it texts from the dumpster / emails from the dumpster)

the actual finalised is texts from the dumpster btw (so, so sorry to those who got confused😭😭🙏)

fatal flaw on my part

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HELLO HELLO HELLO OMG IVE BEEN PLANNING TO READ EMAILS FROM THE DUMPSTER FOR SO LONG SHSHJS

OMGG FR?! I'M SO STUNNED I'M SUDDENLY SO SPEECHLESS😭 THANKS FOR SENDING AN ASK THO (MADE MY DAY NGL!!)

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sorry I promise I'm not dead. maybe mentally dead but physically not dead yet.

Its been a busy year and I might have to take a short hiatus from writing arnd October to November. I'm hoping I will be able to write one more chapter before going on that long one month hiatus though...

we'll see how (I'll try my best to overcome authors block) !!

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05: TBH (to be honest)

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CW! | might have brainrot language used, sudden switch between dark to light mode (and vice versa), please ignore timestamps

a/n: sorry did the live chat thing from scratch (my phone's yt as ref) so its not exactly perfect (pls ignore viewer count) also apologies if today's chap might have been too lengthy (i lost control)

✎ fyi!

yn and bokuto both lied (yn did not win obvs and bokuto actually had a very bad nightmare after playing mimic & cldnt stop thinking abt it -- it might still haunt him sometimes up to this day)

pull a friend is basically a roblox game that allows one person to pull another person in a cart while navigating through obstacle courses (if you play roblox, u shld play w ur friends someday -- highly chaotic)

yes kenma's stream viewers usually address him as ken only (it started circulating after one day lev addresses kenma as js ken after watching the barbie movie)

(kenma actually hates it, he doesnt think hes a ken)

yn & yachi actually almost nearly quarrelled the whole entire game (from start to yn rage quitting) they just lacked coordination today

yn actually did rage quit (she was too embarrassed abt falling down more times than lev when shes considered better at obbies than him so she left)

kuroo's rizz reveal in first slide is a chemistry rizz I created myself (im actually very proud of it)

i may have or may not have randomly chose kenma's stream account pfp (i was genuinely too tired then when I realised I needed to create a new acc for kenma's streams since the current one is a private acc)

if the expressions in the live chat was cringe, I'm sorry (canva didn't allow me to put emojis😔 so I had to make substitutes)

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05: IYKYK (if you know you know)

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a/n: if you didn't catch it, slide 9 is actually not an accidental duplicate (even if I'm not getting the sleep I need) but yn changed bokuto's contact name then!

apologies if the picture of the macbook seems weird (cldnt find an accurate wallpaper for yn so made one myself & edited it onto an macbook picture on pinterest) :')

✎ fyi!

yn's favourite ghibili film is spirited away (she especially liked no face because she genuinely thought he was cute just ruined by environment)

yn is an introvert hence she has never made friends on her own (yachi and lev approached her first & kenma was simply because he was her roommate)

bokuto actually wouldn't have asked yn if she liked cats if she didn't tell him she actually doesn't like her major as much (he only did because he didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable again like the hand sign mistake)

in other words, bokuto thought he said something wrong again because yn left him on read before he asked abt her liking towards cats

I had genuinely no idea what to name this chapter so this title might not have made any sense but like iykyk..?

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04: SRY (sorry)

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CW! | mild curse language used, mentions of disabilities (mainly mute & deaf), might have brainrot language used, please ignore timestamps

a/n: I'm sorry if I made grammar slipups here and there becos I didn't proof read it before screenshotting😔 also apologies if the povs are confusing! pls check chat headers/names to know whether it's bokuto's / yn's pov!

✎ a little fyi!

yn panicked when bokuto asked to add more to his end of the deal (she was worried that it'd be too much commitment for her to fulfill)

the apology letter was made with the shared brain cells of yn and lev over call (they both agreed that making a peace treaty sounded brilliant)

both kuroo and akaashi were secretly wondering in their heads why bokuto was treating his macbook like a pet by telling yn to give him updates about it (but knowing bokuto, they decided not to question it)

shoyo being the simple minded person did not think much about it (he just thought it was cute & a great idea)

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03: HMU ( hit me up ) ⌦

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CW! | mild curse language used, mentions of disabilities (mainly mute & deaf), use of brainrot language, misunderstandings (again but I promise it will be solved soon), written content in third person, please ignore timestamps :')

The cool air blows at her hair gently, making the strands that came loose from her messy bun flutter around her face which rested comfortably on her arms.

Clearly not noticing the fact that her lecture has ended and students from another course was slowly streaming in, yn had fallen asleep soundly, her eyelids shut tight.

Among the crowd that continued to stream in incessantly, came a looming figure who was humming a soft upbeat tune under his breath as he headed towards the table yn was slumped on. As soon as his eyes laid on the slumped figure on the table, his dark brown irises seemed to widen slightly before he slips himself into the seat next to yn.

Questions seemed to form in his head as he glances at yn, silently taking in her comfortable sleeping position with his eyes. The way she barely fidgeted in the position she held herself in made him realise she could have been resting in the lecture room for more prolonged periods of time, perhaps roughly 30 mins before he had arrived. She seemed too deep into sleep for someone who had just slipped into a short nap.

Lifting up his phone, he drifted his thumb towards the camera button, taking a quick shot of the soundly sleeping yn. As soon as the soft click of the phone camera sounded into the surroundings, yn seemed to have awoke from her slumber as she shifts her head slightly in her arms, before bringing it up. The sudden action makes Bokuto jolt back slightly as he immediately slips his phone back into his pocket.

"Sorry! I didn't mean to disturb you."

He exclaimed, his voice coming out genuinely apologetic despite the upbeat energy brought about in his tone.

Ah crap....I must have slept into the lecture of another class...

Yn thought as her eyes darted from side to side, wondering how she could possibly get herself out of this awkward and embarrassing encounter right now.

"Are you new to this course?"

He asks as panic continued to fill yn's head, making her unable to process her thoughts properly. It was not even helping that she was starting to feel butterflies in her stomach from the anxiety she was holding within right now.

Quickly, deciding that she couldn't be leaving the guy in front of her hanging for too long, yn shook her head violently in response as her hands fumbled to gather all her items back into her tote bag.

She could feel Bokuto's eyes continue to follow her actions as she packed her belongings up quickly, her fingers flying all across her table space.

"Wait..."

Bokuto started slowly before he taps yn's shoulder gently, trying to get her attention before he waves his finger from the tip of his earlobe to the edges of his mouth.

Confusion seemed to surface clearly on yn's face as she stares at Bokuto, trying to decipher what he was hinting at. Her eyes squinting slightly as she glanced at Bokuto.

Was he seriously trying to mew in front of me right now?

She thought in her head, her eyes silently following his finger, from the tip of his earlobe to the corner of his mouth...

And all of a sudden, it clicks within her. He was trying to signal the word "deaf" all along.

Is he seriously calling me deaf?

Yn thought in her head as she felt her cheeks burn slightly with embarrassment. Her heart pounds incessantly at the possible insulting remark that Bokuto had made, her hands reaching for her bag that sat next to the leg of the table she was sitting on.

The only way she could escape this sense of discomfort right now was to run away. But before she could grab her things and make a run for it, she feels another tap on her shoulder as Bokuto speaks up again.

"Ah was that not it? Hold on... I think I know another one."

Expecting something possibly better, yn turns and lifts her head towards Bokuto, almost expectantly. Except this time, the hand sign was worse than before.

Her eyes instantly widened as soon as she read the hand signs one by one...

Go and eat shit.

And it was enough to send her bolting towards the door and out of the room.

a/n: sorry it kinda ended abruptly because if I continued, it wld have been too long :') please look forward to the continuation in the next part :>

also apologies abt the image on yn (cldnt find an actual image of a college female student sleeping in the lecture room without her face being shown😔 so take the image refs lightly)

✎ a little fyi!

yn has slept past her own lecture period too many times before that, except this was her first time sleeping into another classes' period

bokuto took that picture of yn to tell the gc he has a new desk partner now in sports science (but he didn't get to send it before yn woke up)

kuroo did not actually teach bokuto, he was just learning how to scold people with sign language one day cos he thought it might come useful (and bokuto just decided to learn along with him mindlessly)

not clarified well but yn did not read the messages from bokuto yet before her tweet!

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02: AFAIK ( as far as I know ) ⌦

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CW! | misunderstandings, slight brainrot terms used

as a small sigh collapsed out of your mouth, you can't help but wonder silently in your head if you seemed awkward and suspicious while walking down the hallways earlier.

Perhaps I did. I mean, I was trying so hard to hide my computer from any prying eyes, which I had to hold protectively in my arms without a computer bag, fearing that someone would point out that it wasn't mine.

the fearful thought continued to linger in your head, drowning out your lecturer's monotonous voice echoing in the background, travelling into your ear and out again. Well, not like he was talking about anything important. He was probably acting passive aggressive with the class again, complaining about how your cute tiny brains just can't seem to think of any better and more creative draft ideas for the most recent product design projects.

Slowly, you let your eyes roam from left to right, scanning around your surroundings before you drift your fingers back to your phone under the table to scroll through your social media page.

This might just be a good time to figure out who was the actual owner of the Macbook you currently have in possession. This mysterious person who thought it would be a good idea to scribble the words, 'bokuto' on their keypad to mark their Macbook. Maybe it was a smart decision for them, considering the amount of time you took yesterday night trying to scrub it off... but just not in your case.

As your eyes silently scanned your social media feed, once in a while glancing back up to see if anyone caught you slacking during lecture and decided to rat you out - or worse - the lecturer catches you instead. You gulp, shuddering at the thought as you tighten your grip around the frame of your phone.

Your eyes abruptly widen as you stumble upon a post that seemed to be writing about the Macbook that you had picked up from the dumpster yesterday. Comparing the details to your situation, uour mouth fell open in a silent gasp at how it matched up, leaving to no doubt due to the similarities.

But the shock you received does not stem from the owner posting about his lost Macbook, nor him asking people to be on a look out for it (because you would probably do that as well), but it's the owner's profile picture itself.

Your throat tightens. Oh no. A flush begins to creep steadily across your cheeks even as you try to suppress it, the effort futile. It’s like trying to capture the wind in your palms.

This is a big, problematic situation that you dread ever coming into contact with.

✎ a little fyi!

yn and yachi actually beef a lot with each other on chat, but they consider each other as their for lifers

lev doesn't get gen z / gen alpha slangs (because even if he has ever heard of its meaning before, he forgets it too easily)

yn's product design lecturer acting passive aggressive towards her is basically my personal experience (my design teachers are always passive aggressive its killing me)

yn lives in her own world half the time, she has zero knowledge on volleyball & people from other majors (no matter how popular they are) hence she rarely falls for guys in her school (and if she does, she falls hard like a hopeless romantic admiring their crush from a distance)

btw yn did manage to hack into bokuto's macbook and add her sign in to the computer (the password was IMBESTvolleybaler1234)

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01: FTW (for the win)

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✎ a little fyi!

Out of everyone in yn's friend group, Lev (being the simpleton he is) would always approve of yn's actions (he doesn't see anything wrong about it usually)

Yn did feel bad about her actions after being called out by Yachi, but she didn't want to admit her guilt (she genuinely thought she ate with this idea)

Bokuto hid himself underneath the table throughout the whole afternoon after realising he got scammed until Shoyo came back with yakiniku

Akaashi resetted Bokuto's passwords while he was in a mood and Kuroo tried his best to rush Shoyo home

and yes, if you guessed it, Bokuto names his passwords after events / things that has happened in his life (in this format: event, dd, mm)

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the big brains

(roommates who like to believe they are a bunch of smart guys)

bokuto @/bokutotoro :

majoring in sports science (only took it because he thought he could play more sports in the course – he is partially correct but mostly wrong for that) 

he loves studio ghibili films (especially totoro & wld rewatch it on a monthly basis as a comfort show)

akaashi @/keijispace :

majoring in literature writing and film

he's either cramped up in his dorm room rushing assignments or being dragged out by bokuto for hangouts (tho he doesn't say it directly, he silently appreciates bokuto for inviting him on hangouts, without them he might actually get into a mental or breakdown over his workload) 

kuroo @/KUrO2 :

majoring in marketing

gives his roommates one different chemistry rizz or pickup line in the group chat on a daily basis (and isn’t stopped because akaashi does not bother & bokuto + shoyo constantly hypes him abt it)

In case you didn't know, yes…kuroo's username is made out of elements from the periodic table.

friends with kenma (because of their high school history, he isn't well acquainatainted to the remaining people in kenma's friend grp)

shoyo @/inhaledshoyoramen :

majoring in food science (he selected his course with bokuto so naturally he chose his course under bokuto's recommendation; got convinced into the course as well because he thought he could eat more in the course)

part of the volleyball club because he would never quit volleyball (with bokuto; there wont be many mentions in this smau tho because I'm lazy)

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victim of the arts

(just a bunch of roommates with a shared pain and suffering towards the arts)

y/n @/existentialyn :

majoring in product & experiential design

huge snacker & foodie (half of her pocket money probably goes to getting snacks & good food)

mostly game streams with Kenma (because she doesn't suck at gaming); she would offer deals with kenma (money in exchange for being on his stream)

yachi @/sailingonmyyach :

majoring in fashion design (she hates the stereotype that all fashion designers dress up like fashion models – which explains her bio) 

usually the one who listens to yn's rambles & yn's childhood friend (so theyre very close friends)

chronic overthinker/worrier

lev @/lyovochka :

majoring in theatrics (because he forgot the course registration date and was naturally filed under the course that had available slots)

mainly the one helping yachi in styling her designs (due to his side hustle as a model)

the only game kenma and lev would play together on kenma's stream is two player obbies (because lev's suffering seems to bring in viewers; he has a hilarous reaction when he's suffering)

kenma @/kenma :

majoring in game animation and graphics design

if he isnt attending his college lectures, he is most likely streaming and gaming in his room

constantly being checked up by yn (asking if he has ate) because yn is dependant on him for a source of income to get more snacks/food (she'd do anything to make sure he's still alive)

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THIS IS A Haikyuu! SMAU

FEATURES bokuto x f!reader

ABOUT | what could go so wrong about picking up a computer from the trash? Y/N is withering in despair as her crusty old computer has been reported beyond repair by the repair shop. But before she gets to spiral into madness, she spots a computer in the dumpsters. Little does she know that this find of hers, would mean more than just sparing the need to take out student loans, but also the promise of meeting someone new...

CW | might have major ooc, will have brainrot terms, strangers to lovers, online crush (check each chapter for individual warnings!)

STATUS | ongoing (but im busy so updates may come really slow)

taglist opened! (send ask/comment to be added <3)!

GET TO KNOW the featured :

[ victim of the arts | the big brains ]

YOUR MESSAGE LIST (contents)!

⌦: includes written content

01: FTW (for the win)

02: AFAIK (as far as I know) ⌦

03: HMU (hit me up) ⌦

04: SRY (sorry)

05: IYKYK (if you know you know)

06: TBH (to be honest)

07: NBD (no big deal) ⌦ - coming soon!

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MY WORKS!

⋆ ★ smaus

texts from the dumpster (bokuto x f!reader) | ongoing

.. tba

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ABOUT ME!

15 < my age < 18 (still a minor so if you're not comfortable, pls avoid interacting! sorry I hope you can solve the inequality equation HAHA)

an INFP/ISFP (I'm an hybrid between these two because I can't seem to fit strongly into either but identify as either)

I <3 aot & haikyuu! (esp shoyo & bokuto in haikyuu; but I will only write about hq in this blog!)

RULES!

Please be kind & nice! (this is a safe for minors page since I'm one! thus, I will only write sfw)

I don't take requests & don't rush me for uploads (I'm busy & usually write for my own interest)

You can interact with me (appropriately) (I'll try my best to reply to your interactions when I'm free! also I wld love to read your comments/thoughts!)

You can recommend me reads (but don't overly self promote on my acc!) (I love discovering new reads! you can find out what ive read via my personal headspace blog)

ALL IN ALL, I hope you enjoy reading my works <3!

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