#should be in the louvre

[tuserlivia]

"Your passion is bound to me." — NOSFERATU (2024), dir. Robert Eggers

[muzsmocsing]

Svsss is the funniest book ever written and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Chapter 17 is a ride. Shen Qingqiu's non-threesome fiasco was fantastic. But while all that was happening Liu Qingge was on a whole Liam Neeson Taken journey and we need to discuss that because I can't fucking breathe:

Luo Binghe kidnaps Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge goes "count your days bitch", powers up to the max and singlehandedly massacres his territory.

He doesn't find his beloved frenemy coworker there but he runs into Shang Qinghua. He's about to interrogate him in the only language he's fluent in (violence) but he doesn't even get to raise a fist before he frantically spills every last detail of Shen Qingqiu's whereabouts.

After he's satisfied he's like "Nice. I shall strangle the traitor now." But the guy just falls on his knees?? And clings to Liu Qingge's thigh and just starts sobbing?? Gets snot all over his robes???

Before he can put an end to that mess, PLOT TWIST apparently Shang Qinghua has domesticated Mobei-jun while no one was looking?? All the crying and the clapping of his asscheeks alerts the demon that something's up and he comes do defend his pet hamster.

It's kind of a holdup on the rescue mission but they fight and they fully level half of Luo Binghe's crib in the process.

After that, he gets to the southern border. Fights some disgusting blood clot animals and successfully snatches his shixiong back, time for quality quiet time together! Perhaps some sparring!

But NO. The mission is too successful and got an unfortunate add-on: the weirdo bitch who slept with Shen Qingqiu's corpse for 5 YEARS came along??? The one he battled for just as long to get it back??? And now they're attached??? And trust each other???

Too tired to fight this reality he watches as the demon bastard peacefully naps on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder. Grinding his teeth.

ALL THIS IN THREE (3) PAGES.

[teh-nos]

“Yet,” I amended quickly. “He's done nothing wrong yet.”

[romanticatheartt]

DADDY NIGHT DOES NOT APPROVE THAT POST ABOUT HIM

RIGHT??? LIKE- LOOK AT HIM!!!

Joke on them really... no matter, more for us!!! Only the realest people would appreciate this beauty😌

Like please why are exposing yourself as tasteless ma'am!?😭

[safrev]

some sketches i did recently

[mentally-at-home]

[chicago-geniza]

I Am Once Again Asking. Is This Allowed???

[holyfvkc]

[madamefluffnstuff]

I apologize to the folks who have been watching me for Elder Scrolls Online stuff but I have loved Hugh Jackman and Wolverine since I was a wee teenager and the new movie has reawakened that love for him with a vengeance.

It might be a little bit before we go back to our regularly scheduled ESO posts.

[starchaserdreams]

Artists on Tumblr will release the best artwork you've ever seen, an absolute masterpiece that belongs in the Louvre, and will caption it with like

"uhhhh so tired of working on this, kind of hate it but just want to be done with it"

[oasisofgalaxies]

Sorry I keep thinking abt this like. Where did that fake blood come from. Inside the box?? Was Ranboo just neck deep in fake blood like

[stormyoceans]

with everything that happened yesterday i didn't even get the chance to comment on this poster but like. THIS IS ART

[rakiloveslewis]

me rn no thoughts head empty then i suddenly remember we're getting closer to seeing sir lewis hamilton in red

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

no no no you guys DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM!!!!

[borealopelta]

tattoo of historical figure you will be mine someday

[neembu]

I saw in a film review that you had a problem with Indian palaces being turned into museums- why :0 ?

hii it's not about indian palaces being turned into museum, moreso how they try to preserve things in their natural order and do not renovate anything at all!!! which takes away from the grandeur of it.

the wood from the furniture will be chipping, it is incredibly hot inside, the paintings are dusty and dull, the gardens are not well maintained

like rajasthan palaces and imambara in lucknow (i havent visited others but i really dont have hopes)

also the sculptures and architecture that was detroyed due to battles and invasions should be recovered too....

like that is going to increase tourism if properly advertised. i really dont find joy insculptures with lost hands and heads