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Svsss is the funniest book ever written and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Chapter 17 is a ride. Shen Qingqiu's non-threesome fiasco was fantastic. But while all that was happening Liu Qingge was on a whole Liam Neeson Taken journey and we need to discuss that because I can't fucking breathe:
Luo Binghe kidnaps Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge goes "count your days bitch", powers up to the max and singlehandedly massacres his territory.
He doesn't find his beloved frenemy coworker there but he runs into Shang Qinghua. He's about to interrogate him in the only language he's fluent in (violence) but he doesn't even get to raise a fist before he frantically spills every last detail of Shen Qingqiu's whereabouts.
After he's satisfied he's like "Nice. I shall strangle the traitor now." But the guy just falls on his knees?? And clings to Liu Qingge's thigh and just starts sobbing?? Gets snot all over his robes???
Before he can put an end to that mess, PLOT TWIST apparently Shang Qinghua has domesticated Mobei-jun while no one was looking?? All the crying and the clapping of his asscheeks alerts the demon that something's up and he comes do defend his pet hamster.
It's kind of a holdup on the rescue mission but they fight and they fully level half of Luo Binghe's crib in the process.
After that, he gets to the southern border. Fights some disgusting blood clot animals and successfully snatches his shixiong back, time for quality quiet time together! Perhaps some sparring!
But NO. The mission is too successful and got an unfortunate add-on: the weirdo bitch who slept with Shen Qingqiu's corpse for 5 YEARS came along??? The one he battled for just as long to get it back??? And now they're attached??? And trust each other???
Too tired to fight this reality he watches as the demon bastard peacefully naps on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder. Grinding his teeth.
ALL THIS IN THREE (3) PAGES.
#AND THIS IS THE RETELLING BY A MAN WHOSE VOCABULARY MAINLY CONSISTS OF “GET OUT OF MY CAR”#who knows what this man left out because he hates talking and also binghe was cuddling sqq#i just know in his head he was like#“ewww brotha... brotha ewwww....”#he doesn't even say how the mobei-jun fight ended#but given how he 1v1d tianlang-jun in tiptop shape it's safe to say goth elsa got his ass THOROUGHLY handed to him#best fucking piece of media ever. it should be framed in the louvre.#i do like binghe btw i just think liu qingge had an absolute whiplash of an afternoon that day#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#mobei jun#liushen#if i misused the shixiong term please tell me these honorifics are a nightmare
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these two pictures are healing some kind of primal wound within my soul
#IT'S THE DOMESTICITY THE TENDERNESS THE COMFORT THE JOY THE TRANQUILITY THE SOFTNESS THE CARE THE LIGHT THE LOVE DEAR GOD THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONCE AGAIN THESE LOOK LIKE PAINTINGS THAT SHOULD BE HANGING AT THE LOUVRE#AND WITH A TITLE THAT FEELS LIKE A PUNCH IN THE GUT AND LEAVES YOU BOTH WINDED AND WOUNDED#we are the series#phumpeem#m: txt
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“Yet,” I amended quickly. “He's done nothing wrong yet.”
#that last pic is my favourite screencap from the whole film btw#they should hang it in the louvre and also in the prado#thor brackets twenty eleven close brackets#undescribed#adherents of the repeated meme
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on a mountain of their corpses i stand.
#ERWIN SMITH THE MAN THAT YOU ARE#erwin smith#snk#aot#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#'people who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoyi-' STFU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY 13TH SURVEY CORPS COMMANDER ERWIN SMITH#wherefore art thou#me when im the only mf in the world who can draw hands so i put 16 hands in 1 painting just to flex on people who can't#but i'm allergic to good lineart and coloring inside the lines and also rendering#i think they should hang this one in the louvre btw#if tumblr hasn’t compressed this png to h e double hockeysticks and back you should zoom in and appreciate the brushwork#just take your time with it and really look at it. i would appreciate it i think it’s not the cleanest piece but it looks so good up close#this one's for you fran thanks for making me insane again#by the time this posts maybe you will have made it to perfect game or midnight sun in your rewatch#blood
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DADDY NIGHT DOES NOT APPROVE THAT POST ABOUT HIM
RIGHT??? LIKE- LOOK AT HIM!!!
Joke on them really... no matter, more for us!!! Only the realest people would appreciate this beauty😌
Like please why are exposing yourself as tasteless ma'am!?😭
#and then they tagged 'i fucking hate sjm'#GIRL??#anyway this should be hanged in Louvre#rhysand#pro rhysand#daddy high lord#nestastits#<33
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all but one.
#ffxiv#male elezen#nidhogg#blood#muh art#muh ocs#ancel louvre#into the blorboverse#alternatively: ancel decides that he should Bite estinien out of nidhogg#everyone should have an ishgardian oc it's so fun#<- man who hasn't recovered from HW#also HI I'M STILL AROUND LOL#trying to remember how to draw lately -w-
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some sketches i did recently
#frev#french revolution#saint just#art tag#maximillien robespierre#side profile is mirabeau btw lol#referenced from his bust in the louvre#maybe i should post my photos of my paris trip here#active blog era#i was gonna write dialogue for the last drawing but just imagine that max is shit talking his co workers to sj
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I'm still not well so this isn't going to be articulate, but I wanted to say something anyway.
In the wake of Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies (amongst other titles) being purged from streaming I've seen countless posts saying "This is terrible, we need to stop this practice -- they might purge a good show next!" and yeah, for sure a lot of titles being impacted by streaming purges/lack of physical media/a decline in archiving right now aren't going to be remembered for changing the world.
However, I think it is vital that we fight to preserve these titles for their own sake not just because "What if next time it's something we actually like?!" There is value is preserving things widely regarded as "bad" not just because I have firm beliefs about the absurdity of taste, but because who gives a shit if something is deemed "good?" Actual human people put their time and energy into realising these artistic visions. Even if the results are arguably not "good" or "popular", should the efforts of these artists be lost to the sands of time? No, no they fucking shouldn't.
I share a lot of art on this blog from titles very few people consider culturally important or valuabe. However, I don't look at the things I collect & share like that. Even some of the most objectively absurd titles I own are still pieces of art that were developed, published, and consumed by humans in the real world. Whether they've turned out to be broadly memorable or not is irrelevant because they existed and that in itself makes them worthy of preservation so that others can choose to familiarise themselves with them long after the original creative team is gone.
So yes, we should all be trying to preserve the media that's important to us and not let corporations try to stamp out every trace of a financial (though not necessarily artistic) misstep. However, it shouldn't take the threat of something we, personally, like being taken away to stir us into giving a shit.
Even the demise of less admired works should concern us and make us start to burn copies of Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies because it might not mean anything to you or I right now, but to some kid in 20 years it could be a seminal experience that leads them to follow their dreams. Or it could become a cult classic that people reflect on at watch parties years in the future. Or it could continue to be a footnote in the history of television that nobody really cares about.
Ultimately I don't think it matters what level of value we arbitrarily assign to media now or in the future, we should be trying to preserve as much of it as possible so that generations from now people can enjoy the option of engaging with these titles should they so wish.
#personal#idk i just feel strongly that even trash should be allowed to exist#and all of us be able to access it if we so choose#some of the most meaningful film experiences of my life have involved B movies and other “low” culture properties#i'm not well enough to even start rambling about high and low culture and the rich#but as an audience we should be able to select what we want to consume#and we should be able to access it regardless of local laws or cultural norms#that's why the efforts of archivists and media preservationists from the lost media wiki to the louvre are so important#“but this spongebob ad had no impact on society who cares if it is accessible or not?”#you can't determine the value of something based solely on your own experience with it#so yeah spongebob ads and episodes of wheel of fortune should continue to exist#and so should the trashiest shoujo manga in the world#god and i haven't even touched on how disproportionately things like this affect work by artists of colour#queer artists and disabled artists#it's super fucking shit and i refuse to let streaming take away these media choices#ok back to my covid sick bed#archiving and media preservation#(since posting this the series has received a home video release which is nice but the work continues)
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#look atthis masterpiece#should be at Louvre museum they can't let this work of art walking around like this#demi lovato#d2024
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I apologize to the folks who have been watching me for Elder Scrolls Online stuff but I have loved Hugh Jackman and Wolverine since I was a wee teenager and the new movie has reawakened that love for him with a vengeance.
It might be a little bit before we go back to our regularly scheduled ESO posts.
#elder scrolls online#the elder scrolls#eso#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#hugh jackman#hugh jackman wolverine#your honor i love him#i love him your honor#I think/hope we can all agree that the Honda Odyssey Scene (TM) was a work of art that should be in the Louvre.
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Artists on Tumblr will release the best artwork you've ever seen, an absolute masterpiece that belongs in the Louvre, and will caption it with like
"uhhhh so tired of working on this, kind of hate it but just want to be done with it"
#artists are magic#i could literally never#so i respect all of it#also did i just imply that fanfiction fan art belongs in the Louvre?#yes obviously#they should have a whole wing for jegulus tbh#they could have an exhibit on “jegulus and the classics”#and one on “interpretations on the theme of water”#and maybe even “star-crossed”#jegulus fanart is everything to me#fan art#fanfiction#fanart#marauders fanart#jegulus fanart
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Sorry I keep thinking abt this like. Where did that fake blood come from. Inside the box?? Was Ranboo just neck deep in fake blood like
#I can’t get this out of my head#yknow considering he got second degree burns on his back because he refused to say anything as he got electrocuted by a live wire#I wouldn’t put it past him to nearly saw trap himself in fake blood#sort of?#generation loss#genloss spoilers#nebula rambles#genloss#I would apologize for the shitty phone doodle but honestly I think it should go in the louvre
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with everything that happened yesterday i didn't even get the chance to comment on this poster but like. THIS IS ART
#WHOEVER CAME UP WITH IT DESERVES A KISS ON THE MOUTH#FORGET THE MONA LISA THIS IS THE REAL ARTWORK THAT SHOULD BE DISPLAYED AT THE LOUVRE#last twilight the series#m: txt
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NO MORE BINDERS!!!!!! MY RIBS ARE BLESSED!!!!!!!!
#fr i just stopped wearing mine the past few months even though it Sucked not to#because it gets too fucking hot to wear them and it Hurt :(#i will not miss that im glad this is taken care of. and no bras forever and ever……….#i mean unless i want to style u know how it is#when u got a tank top and then bra straps next to the tank top straps and its the hottest possible thing u can see on someone god i love#that. should put paintings of that in the louvre. gorgeous thing to see.
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me rn no thoughts head empty then i suddenly remember we're getting closer to seeing sir lewis hamilton in red
#2 weekends left baby#ooooh him on that red racesuit#first pic of that should be in the louvre#or maybe toto's house idk#lewis hamilton#lh44#team lh44#ferrari#f1
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no no no you guys DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM!!!!
#they make me SICK#caswen brainrot..#guys i actually NEED them to be canon so bad U DONT UNDERSTAND#caswen#hsmtmts#yes this was the t swift edit i was losing my mind over earlier#THAT STUPID LOVESTRUCK LOOK AT THE BEGINNING WITH RICKY ON THE GUITAR LOOKING AT EJ LIKE HE’S EVERYTHING TO HIM???#that should be in the louvre#AND EJ LOOKING BACK WITH HIS STUPID SMILE#they’re so. GOD.#my god ej was actually a baby in s1 im gonna CRY
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