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I am here to remind y'all that Fi The Master Sword has a robo simp that is passive aggressive towards link.
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Link's list of aliases on his wikipage is fucking unreal
#THIEF is there twice in all caps#master shortpants#Mr. Fairy also made the list a handful of times#some more favorites include:#swamp man#cabin boy#link squared#mr. clean#good looking gal
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Just a compilation of nicknames heroes call Dick because it's cute, fun, and they're close.
"Morning Glory"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #4
"Boy Wonder"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #5
To be honest though EVERYONE calls Dick that from Villains (Joker, Lex Luthor, Sivian, etc) to all the heroes.
"Nighty"
The New Teen Titans (1984) Issue #8
"Boy Planner"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #11
"Robin-o"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #11
"Boy wonderful"
Teen Titans (1966)
"Robbin-bobbin" and "our peerless leader"
Teen Titans (1966)
"Robbie"
The New Teen Titans Issue #1
"Boy genius"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #14
"Dear hearts"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #16
"Robin-bobbin"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #17
Another just cause the whole scene is cute
Which is also funny because they used this a lot in old comics but this also happened to Dick-
Batman (1940) Issue #129
I wonder if Dick thinks of this every time they call him that lol
"Leaderman"
Teen Titans (1966) Issue #22
shortpants
"N.W."
JLA (1997) Issue #121
"Bluebird"
Outsiders (2006) Issue #49
Owen Mercer - Boomerang
"NW" (again but this time by Roy)
Batman Plus
"Bird boy"
Outsiders (2003) Issue #34
#saw this in the teen titans comic and had to create a post because it's so cute#dick grayson#robin dick grayson#nightwing#wally west#kid flash#garth of atlantis#aqualad#roy harper#red arrow#arsenal#bruce wayne#batman#john stewart#green lantern#owen mercer#boomerang#grace choi#titans as family#the outsiders
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I LOVE IT WHEN FRIENDS ARE LIKE, "Would you stay on the sidelines in my place? No? Well, then I'm going, and Dick can just deal with it." Dick Grayson's disapproval is pretty powerful, but also they were with him when he was still in shortpants, they're not scared of his disapproval. Which makes me laugh SO HARD because Dick really did turn into his dad, he works so hard to be Disapproving Of Other People's Shenanigans While Engaging In Even More Reckless Shenanigans and the Titans, much like every single one of Bruce's kids, are NOT buying it, fuck off, Dick, GOD CAN'T STOP ME AND NEITHER CAN YOU. (Dick sighs in resignation and thinks how he will never complain to Bruce about this, because he's 99% sure Bruce wouldn't laugh in his face, he doesn't really do that, but that 1% would just break Dick if it DID happen.)
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Grimsley's hotel room meals
At the Alolan region in the Big wave beach in the hotel nearby the beach,Grimsley,a member of Elite four,and he has wear an outfit that's similar to Sharpedo,and he has come here to rest after he has battle with other PokĂŠmon trainer around in the area,and their names are Jacob,the guy who's bulking muscles on his body,and he has a dark brown hair,and he's wear gray shirt and white shortpants and Lucas,the guy who's has bulking muscles on his body like the same as his friend Jacob,and he has a pinkish-orange hair,and he's wear a blue unbuttoned shirt,and black brown shortpants. In the hotel,where he's walking in,and he has talk to some of the employee there to check in,at this hotel, before he has take his luggage into his room,after the employee has choose a room for him.
Grimsley has walked in the hotel,to find a room that the employee has added him to live,when he's arrived at his hotel room,and he's opening the door before he's getting inside,and he's locked the door. Before he's turned on the light in the room,and he's looking around his room,he saw that his room is very big for one person like him. Then he's unbuttoned his shirt in front of the mirror,when he looked into the mirror,it showed that his chest/pecs is very bulking,and his biceps is buffed and ripped,and his eight packs/abs is very ripped,and he has realising that his muscles on his body is very bulking, ripped and buffed at the same time,then he's stopped typing his necktie,and he's putting his necktie down on a chair near the bed, before he's sitting on a sofa in the room.
While he's sitting on the sofa, suddenly he heard someone has knocked on his door room,then he's getting up from the sofa, before he's walking to the door,and he jas opened it. When the door room has opened,the person has knocked the door, it's revealed to be those trainers,the one who has battle with him hours ago.
Then he has told them to get inside,when they're getting inside his room, before they had took off their clothes in front of him,after they had lost to him,and they had offered themselves to be his meals. When both Jacob and Lucas has walked closer to Grimsley,it showed that they had a bulkier muscles like the same as Grimsley but his muscles on his body are bigger than them,while he's getting back to the sofa before he's sitting down on it.
After he has sat down on the sofa,both Jacob and Lucas has seen that Grimsley is very handsome,buffed and sexy as the same time and his crotch is very bulging,while he's sitting on the sofa,and his crotch has started getting hard,when he saw both Jacob and Lucas naked.
Before Grimsley has called one of them out to sitting on his thighs,then the person who wanted to sit on his thighs are Jacob,when Jacob has sitting on Grimsley's thighs,and he's feeling that his thighs is very ripped, buffed and bulkier than him so much, before he's used his both hands to rubbing on Grimsley's chest,and he's letting out a moaning noise like he's enjoying to rubbed Grimsley's muscles chest.
Then Grimsley has flexing his chest in front of Jacob,while at the same time, his crotch has hardened than before,and Jacob's face is very blushing now,after Grimsley has flexed his chest in front of Jacob while he's sitting on his thighs,until Grimsley's stomach has letting a growling noise,and it makes Jacob looking more blushed.
Before Grimsley has licking his lips,and opened his mouth wide to eat Jacob,in the same time,when Grimsley has opened his mouth wider,Jacob has feeling more blushing as well. Then Grimsley has put his mouth down on Jacob's head, before he's swallowing him down his throat.
When Jacob's head is slowly lowered into his mouth, Grimsley has used his tongue to licking around Jacob's head, before he's continued swallowing him,then he takes the first swallow,and Jacob's head has made his throat looked bulging,and his throat has stretching enough to hold Jacob's head in and, subsequently the rest of his body easily.
After the series of swallowing Jacob down his throat to sliding down to his stomach,he finally curled up inside his stomach,and Grimsley's stomach has looked very tightened,when Jacob has curled up in there,and he's very fitting inside his stomach there as well, before he takes a heavy breathing,and then he has letting out a satisfied belch "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!!", in front of Lucas,while his cock is very hardened as well.
Then Lucas has walked closer to Grimsley to rubbing his stomach,while his own friend Jacob still curled up inside Grimsley's stomach there. And Grimsley has unzipped his pants, then he has took his pants,and it showed that his underwear is very hardened as well,until Lucas has used his left to rubbing Grimsley's bulging hardened underwear,and ot makes Grimsley looking blushed as the same Lucas did.
Until Lucas has stopped rubbing Grimsley's bulging hardened underwear,and Grimsley had picked his pants up,and he has wearing his pants back on his both buffed legs. Until Grimsley has picked him up with his both arms like he's holding the princess pose, before he's getting up from the sofa,and he's standing up there in front of the sofa,while Lucas ha in the position of the holding princess pose.
Until Grimsley has decided to kissed on Lucas's lips, then Lucas has wanted to kissed by Grimsley as well,when their both mouth has been kissed eachother, Grimsley has tried to kissing harder,and he still kisses Lucas. When they're now in front of the mirror,and Lucas has wanted to kissing more on Grimsley's lips,and he has wanted to kissing more on Lucas well.
Until Grimsley has walked back to the sofa before he's sitting down on it,while Lucas is still in the position of the holding princess pose,and Grimsley has licking his lips,Lucas likes the way Grimsley has licking his lips,and Lucas wanted to be eaten by Grimsley now,then he has opened his mouth to swallowing Lucas down his throat like same as Grimsley did to Jacob earlier.
Then Grimsley has took the first swallow,and his throat has stretching enough to hold Lucas's head in and, subsequently the rest of his body easily,after the series of swallowing Lucas down his throat to sliding down to his stomach,Lucas finally curled up inside Grimsley's stomach like the same his friend Jacob.
And Grimsley has taken a heavy breathing,after he has both Jacob and Lucas inside his stomach,and they both looked fitting tighter inside his gut there,and he's like the way that his stomach looks,when his meals has curled up inside his stomach,and they're looking very fitting tightened in there and his stomach has letting out a gurgling noise, while his meals still tightened in there until Grimsley has letting out a sexy satisfied belch " Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!!!,while he's used his both hands to rubbing around his stomach.
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Hi! :)
I wanted to know more about the Jay self harm fic đ
Hello!
This one has been in my WIP pile for... a while. It started as a sort of vent fic that was never intended to be published, but I've since decided there's a sad lack of Jason centric self harm fic so i get to be as self indulgent as i want lol
Unfortunately, the reason it's vol. 3 is because i keep flip flopping about how the other Bats react, and who Gets It and who doesn't.
Gonna put this snippet under a cut, just in case. It's not explicit self harm, but it does feature some fairly graphic imagery and depressed thinking;
âYou say youâre not suicidal? Then explain to me what this is.â This is the opposite of that. If he lets the numbness take over, he wonât be able to surface again. Jason has dragged himself back once, he doesnât have it in him again. This keeps the cold, yawning emptiness at bay when it gets so overwhelming that heâs almost tempted to let himself fall over that precipice. This reminds him heâs a real person when he feels like shattered bones and rotting flesh stuffed into a too-small sack of burned skin, when he feels like everything is fake, when he feels like floating away from his stinking, broken body would be the best of the bad options heâs got left. Jason doesnât know how to explain any of that. Not to Golden Boy Grayson. Not when heâs looking at Jason like Jason is thirteen again and wearing the shortpants for the first time. Not when Dick is one wrong answer from going straight to Bruce. Jason swallows. Opens his mouth. He means to say, âI canât,â but what comes out is a short, sharp, âNo.â
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In which a robot toddler is dropped off with its dragon grandpa
Link has had enough of the rude robot Scrapper, and decides to hand him over to Lanayru.
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âSo, Master Shortpants! Will you ever let me play with Mistress Fi, vrrm?â
Link sighs. âI told you, no! Now stop blabbing, weâre almost there!â He flies straight forward on Crimson, with Scrapper close by, over the vast sands of Lanayru Desert.
âAww, thatâs not fair, voo-weep! I can handle a sword just fine, you watch me!â
âI said no, Scrapper.â Ugh! Will this guy ever shut up?!
âWhy not, zrrrbt!? Huh?? Am I not old enough or somethinâ? Cause I know what Iâm doinâ! Iââ
The Skyloftian glares at the robot. âNo. I canât trust you with a sword. Youâll chop someoneâs head off! Or, youâll drop it and lose it. That sword is too precious for childâs play. And thatâs final.â He exhales loudly, relieved that the border of the desert is quickly approaching. A bit longer and he can drop Scrapper off with LanayruâŚ
âI hate you, Master Shortpants! You wonât let me do anything, zzzazt! You took Mistress Fi away from me! And she was the reason I carried all those stupid things for you, ker-dizzt!â
âWell, Iâm sorry, okay?!â Link snaps back. âWeâve been over this!â
âYeah, and I still hate you, bzzrt! You stink!â
Crimson speeds up a bit, apparently just as tired of the robotâs pointless ranting as the hero. Luckily, Link can make out Lanayruâs yellow robe in the clearing ahead. Just a little longerâŚ
âWhat, youâre not gonna say anything now, krrboosh-CLANG?!â Scrapper laughs from behind. âPathetic. There better be a dragon here soon, voo-weep!â
âHeâs right there.â Thank Hylia. He doesnât know how much longer he can stand this. Not only does Scrapper hate his guts already, the robot is also convinced he killed Fi despite many assurances otherwise.
âWait, what do you mean, bzzzt?â Scrapper pauses before seemingly having noticed Lanayru. âIs that it? The big yellow thing, zrrm?!â
âYes, thatâs him.â They are close enough now that more of the Thunder Dragonâs features come into view. Heâs sitting in his usual spot, arms folded across his chest.
âWhat is that thing, vrrt?! Ew! Is he going to eat me? Please, I donât want to get eaten, zrrbt!â
âShh!â Link whisper-shouts, eyes going wide. âStop that, you idiot! Heâll hear you!â
Now directly over the clearing, he whistles to Crimsonâthe okay signal for a dismountâand jumps off the Loftwing, holding up his Sailcloth as he falls to slow his descent. He hears a frantic âWHAT ARE YOU DOING??â from Scrapper, who quickly follows.
âDonât yell like that, Iâm fine,â he replies, feet touching the grass. He ties the cloth around his waist as the robot lands next to him, and Lanayru greets him.
âLink! I was just thinking about you, boy! Howâve you beenââ
Before the dragon can finish, Scrapper interrupts. âWow, itâs even weirder close up, zzzrrt! It��s so chubby!â
Lanayruâs eyebrow furrows in confusion. Link gasps and claps a hand over Scrapperâs mouth, utterly horrified.
âStop that! You do not treat dragon deities that way, do you understand me?! Where are your manners??â
The robot mutters something behind Linkâs hand. And LanayruâŚA hint of recognition appears in his eyes.
âOh my HyliaâŚâ The Thunder Dragon mutters. âIs thatâ?!â
Scrapper slaps Linkâs hand away. âLD-301S Scrapper, at your service, voo-weep! Now tell me, whatâs with that long beard?â
Link nudges the robotâs side, whispering âStop it!â Then he glances up at Lanayru. âI must apologizeâŚI believe heâs yours?â
The old dragon is speechless for a moment, holding his hands over his mouth. âIâŚâ He pauses, lowering them and gaping at the flying robot. ââŚThatâs my transport robot! I built it all those years agoâŚHow could I have forgotten about you?â He grins at Scrapper. âWelcome home, little one. I never thought I would see you again!â
Ah, Lanayru built that thing, Link wonders, wishing for a moment that the dragon never had.
Scrapper flies up so he is just out of the heroâs reach. âWho the fuck are you, bzrrt?!â
âLANGUAGE!â shouts Link. Hylia above, where did he learn THAT word??
âNow, surely you havenât forgotten me!â Lanayru chuckles deeply, folding his arms across his chest. âBut perhaps, I didnât make you capable of long-term memory like the others.â He sighs. âI was your Master Thunder Dragon. You used to carry things for me, and the other robots. But you took quite a liking to me, I recall.â
âWait, hold on, vrrrrt! You do look a bit familiarâŚOh! I might know your name! Youâre named after some goddess out there or something, zrrat!â
The old dragon nods. âYes, Iâm Lanayru. After the goddess Nayru.â
âLanayru, voo-weep!â Scrapper spins around in the air. âThatâs fun to say! Lanayru! Lanayru! Ooh, I need a nickname for you, like I have with Master Shortpants!â
âMaster whatâ?!â The Thunder Dragon stares at the hero, who simply laughs.
âHeâs got quite an attitude,â says Link. âI donât know where he got it from, but itâs almost as if he was raised by the Water Dragon. He has no manners whatsoever, and itâs infuriating.â
Before Lanayru can respond, Scrapper shouts excitedly. âOoh! I got it, bzzzt-CLANG! Master Chub-Chub! âCause of that big belly, heehee!â
âOh boy.â Lanayru sighs again. âNo. You are not calling me that.â
âAwww, why not, vrrrpt? Youâre no fun! Boring old dragon!â He turns around to glare at Link, presumably for taking him here. The Skyloftian ignores the robot and focuses on the Thunder Dragon.
âPlease, Lanayru,â he begs in frustration. âJust take him. I canât do this.â
âHeâs bothering you, I see? My deepest apologies, boy. I will take him off your hands.â
âOh, thank you.â Link sighs with relief. Thank Hylia, thank Farore, thank them all!
But Scrapper, unfortunately, is too stubborn. âMaster Shortpants, you canât leave me here, vrrrt! Itâs weird over here, zrrrbt! Thereâs nothing to do! And this weirdly familiar dragon is ugly, voo-weep!â
âThatâs enough!â Lanayru scolds, throwing his hands in the air. âDonât you know how to treat your own creator?! Unacceptable! I taught you better than this!â
Link winces, hoping the old dragon hasnât just changed his mind with the frustration in his words. Where did he get this attitude anyway?, he wonders, staring at Scrapper who spins around impatiently.
âIâm sorry,â he tells Lanayru, âI know Iâm asking a lot of you, butâŚâ
âOh, please. Heâs one of mine, you think I would turn him down? Sure, this oneâs nothing short of a nuisance, but itâs really nothing I canât handle.â The Thunder Dragon pauses as Scrapper suddenly flies past Link and toward the dense gathering of trees. âHey! Scrapper, where are you going?! You get back here!â
The Skyloftian giggles. Just like a fucking toddler. But Lanayruâs face lights up, and Link turns to see several other LD-301 robots emerge to meet Scrapper. Oh, whew. At the very least this may give the stubborn robot a reason to stay, and not follow Link back reluctantly like a whiny remlit.
âWell, letâs hope he gets along with them,â says the hero, as the robots mutter amongst themselves. âAnd youâŚdo you think heâll ever remember you?â
Lanayru shrugs. âPerhaps. You never know with robots like him. Although, Iâm hoping he does. Then heâll show respect to me, instead of that ridiculous nickname he just used. Hoo boyâŚâ He lets out a long sigh. â301S has always been a handful. Even back then.â
âOh, I bet. You knowâŚthere is one thing I would like to bring up with you. He, uhâŚâ Link gulps and gazes hesitantly at a waiting Lanayru. âWell, heâs been in âloveâ with my sword.â
The Thunder Dragon throws his head back in a bellowing laugh. âIâIâm sorry, what?!â
âYeah, itâs more of the spirit that used toââ
âHey! Bzzzrt, I heard that!â Scrapper quickly flies back up to them, staying closer to Lanayru this time. Another robot follows through the grass. Oh shitâŚoops.
âWhat are you two doinâ, talking about me behind my back, zzzzazt?! Iâll have you know Mistress Fi was the most beautiful thing Iâve laid my eye on, vrrrrt!â
Lanayru chuckles, having seemingly understood upon hearing Fiâs name. âWellâŚokay? How peculiar, Scrapper.â
âYeah, and sheâs gone now, voo-weep! Sheâs in the sword foreverâŚAnd I wanted to play with it, zrrrbt!â The robot angrily points at Link. âBut this meanie-pants over here said no!â
Link doesnât bother to argue anymore, scowling teasingly instead. He doesnât know how many times theyâve been over this already.
âHey, knock that off.â Lanayru frowns at Scrapper. âYou do not treat the chosen hero that way! And heâs right, I wonât let you handle a sword like that. It could seriously hurt someone when used carelessly.â The old dragon folds his arms across his chest. âAre we clear?â
At first the robot says nothing, while Lanayru raises an eyebrow in anticipation. But then he briefly bows forward, out of what looks like respect to his creator.
âYes, Master Thunder Dragon, bzzzrt!â
Link sighs with relief. It seems that Scrapper is finally remembering after all.
#bailey writes#lanayru the thunder dragon#skyward sword link#ld-301s scrapper#i love this mean robot so much guys you donât understand#also check my ao3 tags theyâre so funny trust#cw swearing#byâŚwellâŚyou guess who#i mean link too but internally lol#this was originally gonna be in my funny tales random fics collection#but it became its own thing yippee
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