#shortgrass duo

[helios-the-stan]

My favorite part about shortgrass duo is that despite both of them likely knowing their duo name and why they are called that both of them are so caught up in trying to piss each other off that neither of them have stopped to protest one of the things they are perhaps most defensive about. The only thing that can make a short king not protest being a short king is another short king, even when that short king is your mortal enemy.

[mcyt-correct]

Bdubs: Hey! :D

Joel: How's it goin'?

Bdubs: Great Joel how are you?

Joel: I'm good-

Bdubs: Oh you have a DOG!! :D

Joel: I have a dog! His name's Gerald

Bdubs: Gerald! What a terrible name! :D

[kiwibirdlafayette]

today i offer you starborne AU shortgrass. tomorrow who knows (this duo is hilarious and yes i will make them a builder team)

[lovebug592]

do you think if i say i want joel and bdubs to team up in the next life series that it’ll come true?

[trafficblr-culture-is]

JOEL AND BDUBS IS SHORTGRASS????

YEAH THEY ARE!!! OBSESSED WITH THEM FOR SOME REASON

Short = They're both shorties

Grass = Both had green aesthetics in their skin (Moss & green hair)

[risibledeer]

coupla sketches. i am so excited for lag duo btw three years ive wanted this lol. they're just a coupla best murder buddiess<3 also the last one is an interpretattion of events alright lol

[dragonflavoredcake]

Etho: We should take time to appreciate the little things in life.

Joel, to Bdubs: You are appreciated.

Bdubs: OH SHUT UP—

[sculkcatalyst]

Ive seen some people call bdubs and joel shortgrass but i think they should be called smallbdub

[alienssstufff]

I wish shortgrass was more popular of a duo so someone could make a video on whenever Joel says ‘shortgrass’ in that one Wild Life episode, fanart of them flashes on screen

[prudentseer]

Sometimes I forget about how often some hermits just...lurk on social media sites because WHO TOLD HIM THEIR DUO NAME IS SHORTGRASS? WHO? (Made me jump as Etho would say)

In other news good episode from Bdubs as always, I enjoyed the amazing new biome as much as the interspersed threats of violence against Joel sprinkled throughout. Including but not limited to wanting to crit him out by jumping off one of his roofs to a bomb sent to his mail.

[hannnsh]

wild life spoilers

SHORTGRASS BUT THEYRE ACTUALLY SHORT OHMYGAHH im so happy its all i wanted fr

also gemjoel teamup THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE (although if bdubs were added in the group it’d be so much better, one bc of ethogirls trio second, theyre just so fun and i actually need them tk interact more) but im taking the jade duo alliance with HAPPINESS i am HAPPYYYYY

kinda bummed the skizz joel scar mumbo wasnt a team (specifically joel and scar cough cough) but hey, maybe theyll interact more in the future tehee (scar and joel PLSS)

okay now i will go and draw something ive been on my phone thewhole day 😭🙏🏻

[tubbytarchia]

what are your top 3 ships aside from smallidarity and gempearl?

hmmm well fIower husbands is up there but not in a "hehe I want them together" type of way so they'll just get an honorable mention lol. Same story with galaxy duo. I would say Ranchers, Rendoc and Ethubs? Although Shortgrass (Joel x Bdubs) is also climbing the ranks

[crownin-thestars]

Boy do I have news for you (watch Joel's newest video shortgrass duo my beloved)

Waiting for the day Bdubs visits Joel and sees all the horse heads scattered around

[trafficblr-culture-is]

Trafficblr culture is scrolling your dash and seeing a post going feral about desert duo immediately followed by a post telling people to stfu about desert duo.

HELP ME desert duo is so popular I don't blame them 😭😭 I love desert duo but other duos exist!! TALK ABOUT SHORTGRASS MORE!!

[dragonflavoredcake]

[Pre-season 10] Gem, introducing Joel to the server: So here's Mumbo—

Mumbo: Hey!

Gem: And Pearl—

Pearl: *waves*

Gem: And Bdubs���

Bdubs: HELLO!

Gem: And Etho, who once ate a run-over waffle for fifty cents.

Etho: Don't tell him that!

[dragonflavoredcake]

Handy guide to Hermitcraft groups/platonic pairings

Squads

Aerial Sheep Service (S5): Zedaph, Tango, Xisuma

Allium Alliance: Bdubs, Etho, Beef, Doc, False

Arizona Dads (S10): Impulse, Skizz, Tango

Bed Trio / Sleepy Trio: Scar, Bdubs, Grian

Big Eye Crew (S8): Bdubs, Keralis, Tango

Blue Bin Bags (S10): Hypno, Mumbo, Ren

Boatem Crew (S8): Grian, Mumbo, Scar, Pearl, Impulse

Boomers (S7): Impulse, Tango, Bdubs

Create Crew / Coggers: Bdubs, Keralis, Tango, Zedaph, Scar

Clockers: Cleo, Scar, Bdubs 

Dragon Bros (S6): Grian, Bdubs, Mumbo, False

Evil Empire (S8): Xisuma, Jevin, Beef, Wels

Fight Club (S10): Gem, Joel, Cub, Pearl

GIGS: Grian, Impulse, Gem, Scar, Skizz

G-Team (S6): Grian, Cleo, Mumbo, Jevin, Joe, Tango

Hermitcraft Environmental Protection Agency [HEP] (S7): Scar, Bdubs, Cub, Tango, Xisuma, False, Keralis, Mumbo

Hermit Dads: Joehills, Bdubs, Docm77, Keralis, Tango, Impulse, Beef, Skizz

HermitFactory (S10): Wels, Joe, Hypno, Xisuma

Hermit Gals: ZombieCleo, Gem, Pearl, False

HHH Crew: Xisuma, Cleo, Joe

Hippies (S6): Ren, Impulse, and Grian

IDEA (S6): Xisuma, Bdubs, Keralis

Knights of the Square Table (S9): Rendog, Bdubs, Cleo, Joe, Cub, Scar

Late Night Crew (S9): Joe, Tango, Bdubs, Jevin, Scar, Etho, Cub

Magic Mountaineers (S10): Grian, Scar, Joel, Gem, Impulse, Skizz, Mumbo

Mounders (S10): Mumbo, Bdubs, Pearl, Joel

Mustard Milk Tots (S10): Cleo, Beef, Doc, Skizz, Tango

Mycelium Resistance (S7): Grian, Impulse, Etho, XB, Ren, Jevin, Doc

Milk Sog Quartet (S9): Bdubs, Scar, Tango, Grian, Cub

Monolith Trio (S9): Ren, Bdubs, and Etho

New Hermit Order (S5): Bdubs, Doc, Etho, Beef

No Braincells Trio / Buttercups (S9): Grian, Mumbo, Scar

PET Neighbors (S10): Pearl, Etho, Tango

Poe-Poe (S10): Grian, Cub, Scar, Skizz

Purple Pickles (S10): Joe, Keralis, XB, Xisuma

Red Rashers (S10): Bdubs, Etho, False, Jevin

Sewer Cats (S7): Impulse, Scar, Grian, Bdubs

Soup Group / Trifle Trio (S9): Gem, Pearl, Impulse

Spanners / Sub One Club (S10): Mumbo, Skizz, Grian

Team BEST (S10): Bdubs, Etho, Skizz, Tango

Team Canada: Etho, Beef, Gem

Team STAR / Hermit Gang (S6): Doc, Wels, False, Impulse, Xisuma, Ren, Mumbo (briefly as a double agent)

Team TIES: Tango, Impulse, Etho, Skizz

Team ZITS: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz

Team ZIT: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango

Tuff Guys (S10): Etho, Bdubs, Tango

Wood Collective (S10): Beef, Doc, and Skizz

XIGS (S10): Xisuma, Impulse, Gem, Skizz

5k Club: False, Cub, Scar

Duos

Aerial Fox Service (S10): Zed and Skizz

Area 77 (S6): Scar and Doc

Aqua Town Duo (S7): Scar and Bdubs

Big Salmon (S10): Beef and Skizz

Birchfellas (S4): Cub and Wels

Boat Boys: Joel and Etho

Clock Duo / Homewreckers: Impulse and Bdubs

Clumsy Cooking Duo: Zedaph and Tango

Convex / ConCorp (S5-S6): Scar and Cub

Crastle Duo: Bdubs and Cleo

Deadliest Duo: Grian and Joel

DERP Duo: Tango and Impulse

Desert Duo: Grian and Scar

Elven Duo (S9): Gem and Scar

Gingerbread Duo / Snail Duo: Grian and Gem

Her-munculous (S6): Cleo and False

Hohenzollern Castle Duo (S8): Joe and Cleo

Horse Head Farms (S8): Hypno and XB

Imp and Skizz (S10): Impulse and Skizz

Jade Duo (S10): Gem and Joel

Logfellas (S4): Xisuma and Ren

Magical Mountain: Joel and Scar

Maple Duo (S10): Gem and Etho

Octagon (S8): Doc and Ren

Podzol Party (S7): Beef and Hypno

PogSupremacy Duo: False and Ren

Rich Duo: Mumbo and Keralis

Ruby Duo (S10): Pearl and Tango

Shiny Duo: Gem and Pearl

Shortgrass (S10): Bdubs and Joel

Sky Siblings / Sky Duo / Skyblings: Pearl and Grian

Sunflower Duo: Scar and Pearl (S9)

Swamp Lump: Gem and False

Tall and Short (S9): Bdubs and Etho

Ungulate Duo (S10): Gem and Doc

Waffle Duo: Grian and Mumbo

Warden Wranglers (S9): Xisuma and Cub

Wither Duo: Grian and Impulse

PLEASE COMMENT WITH ANY I’VE MISSED, BECAUSE I KNOW I DIDN’T GET ALL OF THEM