#shortgrass duo

[helios-the-stan]

My favorite part about shortgrass duo is that despite both of them likely knowing their duo name and why they are called that both of them are so caught up in trying to piss each other off that neither of them have stopped to protest one of the things they are perhaps most defensive about. The only thing that can make a short king not protest being a short king is another short king, even when that short king is your mortal enemy.

[kiwibirdlafayette]

today i offer you starborne AU shortgrass. tomorrow who knows (this duo is hilarious and yes i will make them a builder team)

[mcyt-correct]

Bdubs: Hey! :D

Joel: How's it goin'?

Bdubs: Great Joel how are you?

Joel: I'm good-

Bdubs: Oh you have a DOG!! :D

Joel: I have a dog! His name's Gerald

Bdubs: Gerald! What a terrible name! :D

[lovebug592]

do you think if i say i want joel and bdubs to team up in the next life series that it’ll come true?

[trafficblr-culture-is]

JOEL AND BDUBS IS SHORTGRASS????

YEAH THEY ARE!!! OBSESSED WITH THEM FOR SOME REASON

Short = They're both shorties

Grass = Both had green aesthetics in their skin (Moss & green hair)

[uninad4]

i could eat a horse!! haha. get it???

[pinepinetree]

quick doodle dump

[sculkcatalyst]

Ive seen some people call bdubs and joel shortgrass but i think they should be called smallbdub

[iindig0]

SHORTGRASS DUO!!

can you guys tell I gave up halfway

actually don't answer that

[prudentseer]

Sometimes I forget about how often some hermits just...lurk on social media sites because WHO TOLD HIM THEIR DUO NAME IS SHORTGRASS? WHO? (Made me jump as Etho would say)

In other news good episode from Bdubs as always, I enjoyed the amazing new biome as much as the interspersed threats of violence against Joel sprinkled throughout. Including but not limited to wanting to crit him out by jumping off one of his roofs to a bomb sent to his mail.

[alienssstufff]

I wish shortgrass was more popular of a duo so someone could make a video on whenever Joel says ‘shortgrass’ in that one Wild Life episode, fanart of them flashes on screen

[hannnsh]

wild life spoilers

SHORTGRASS BUT THEYRE ACTUALLY SHORT OHMYGAHH im so happy its all i wanted fr

also gemjoel teamup THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE (although if bdubs were added in the group it’d be so much better, one bc of ethogirls trio second, theyre just so fun and i actually need them tk interact more) but im taking the jade duo alliance with HAPPINESS i am HAPPYYYYY

kinda bummed the skizz joel scar mumbo wasnt a team (specifically joel and scar cough cough) but hey, maybe theyll interact more in the future tehee (scar and joel PLSS)

okay now i will go and draw something ive been on my phone thewhole day 😭🙏🏻

[trafficblr-culture-is]

Trafficblr culture is scrolling your dash and seeing a post going feral about desert duo immediately followed by a post telling people to stfu about desert duo.

HELP ME desert duo is so popular I don't blame them 😭😭 I love desert duo but other duos exist!! TALK ABOUT SHORTGRASS MORE!!

[tubbytarchia]

what are your top 3 ships aside from smallidarity and gempearl?

hmmm well fIower husbands is up there but not in a "hehe I want them together" type of way so they'll just get an honorable mention lol. Same story with galaxy duo. I would say Ranchers, Rendoc and Ethubs? Although Shortgrass (Joel x Bdubs) is also climbing the ranks

[crownin-thestars]

Boy do I have news for you (watch Joel's newest video shortgrass duo my beloved)

Waiting for the day Bdubs visits Joel and sees all the horse heads scattered around

[helsex]

"shortgrass duo" "redstonesnap duo" "shiny duo" WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ‼️‼️ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THESE ARBITRARY NAMES ‼️‼️

#1 duo names hater