#short poppies

[eddie-redcliffe]

'I'm not staying. I'm here to film your mum for the documentary, and then we all go.'

[thunderwingdoomslayer]

I just love them so much

[wastingyourgum]

Rhys Darby with Steve Wrigley and Asif Ali at Rhys Darby's Saying Funny Things Society at the Largo Los Angeles (and some behind the scenes shots of Rhys from Asif), December 6th, 2024.

Source: largolosangeles and alicomedy on IG

[thehappyfeminist-22]

Ed and Stede attempt couples yoga, but Stede just starts doing this and Ed loses all ability to form coherent thoughts.

[butchersboobs]

Oh, my beloved Alex. How I wish I had a cock.

[bizarrelittlemew]

just one gif today folks. yeah it's just Rhys Darby's arm

[unicorndeathrace]

So you like Rhys Darby in khaki

[rhysdarbinizedarby]

New clip from Rhys Darby's cameo for Short Poppies fans!

Credits to lividturkeys on twitter!

[carrymelikeimcute]

Smash or Pass - Short Poppies Edition

Terry Pole - PASS (Great legs, awful hair, and I feel like he'd talk the whole time and not be very good at the deed itself - also possibly homebrews his own lube and I'm so not here for the consequences of that).

Steve Whittle - SMASH (Would 100% munch box for hours, believes an A grade in pussy is very much achievable and normal to want. I would give him a gold star sticker).

Ron Taylor - PASS (He's got the mind of a 15 year old whose special interest is whales, and the voice of chalk in a blender).

Mary Ledbetter - PASS (She's too high maintenance and would criticise you constantly. Also I hate parking on the street).

Bill Napier - SMASH (Sad Dad energy, knows his way around a natural phenomena if you catch my drift, would make you a brew after and possibly do some gardening for you).

Louise Cooper - SMASH (Babygirl is made of sunshine and patchouli. She's a bad mother but she'd be an absolutely wild lay - probably has a butt plug made of crystal that'll realign your chakras into next week. I am 100% climbing out the window afterwards to escape the 'what are we?' talk though.)

Rhod Gainer - PASS (It's the hair, and the general...sleaze that makes this a 50/50, I love some sleaze. But, the car thing...he is definitely compensating for something. BUT, it's a smash x 2 if Louise is there.)

[serpentarius]

not me being so entranced by Rhys’ dancerly legs & feet in Short Poppies that I had to draw them… couldn’t be me…

[eddie-redcliffe]

Remember when Rhys kept saying Louise was pretty and agreeing she was gorgeous and sexy during the short poppies commentary? Well, I woke up thinking about that and I'm making it everyone's problem.

[thunderwingdoomslayer]

[myflagmeansace]

help I just saw these two gifs side by side and now I can't stop giggling 🤭

[anerstellae]

I think that’s very sexy of Rhys Darby making us a disabled 4 disabled relationship probably without even thinking of it.

[toyourliking]

david fane in a little boat compilation

[frooogscream]

but also: they’re girlfriends