#short king ily

[vangbelsing]

Man shut the hell up. Mind your own business.

[nectardaddy]

goodbye I am taller than kita

[beansprean]

A dramatic height reversal was brought up by local geniuses @pejntedboks and @chaoticsmirk and the concept immediately turns Nandor into a silly little prince boy with a Napoleon complex. I am trying not to imagine how terrifying a 6'2" Guillermo would be. Also I drew this whole thing like "haha heehee teeny tiny Nandor" before remembering that I am also 5'0". :/

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Chest up of Nandor, covered in a cloak, and Guillermo standing side to side, Guillermo standing a few inches above Nandor's shoulder. Nandor looks at him from the corner of his eye and asks, "How do I look, Guillermo?" Guillermo avoids his gaze with an uncertain expression and replies, "Uh. Great, Master." 1b. Zoom out; Nandor plants his hands confidently on his hips, parting the oversized cloak in the process and revealing himself as a much shorter person wearing tall stilts. He grins and declares, "Perfect! I'll take them!" Guillermo nervously shoves his hands in his chino pockets and looks away sweatily, cheeks flushing.

2a. Short Nandor and Laszlo, who stands a good six inches taller, are in the middle of an argument. Laszlo has his body turned away from Nandor, arms crossed, and sneers at him over his shoulders, snapping "I don't know how you manage to clamber up onto that high horse of yours without a lift!" Nandor, facing him with fists clenched at his side, gasps loudly in affront. 2b. Shot from over Laszlo's shoulder as he turns his face away from Nandor and toward the viewer with a scowl. Behind him, Nandor flails his arms in an angry tantrum, insisting "I am 185 centimeters!" (6 feet 1 inch) Laszlo scowls, mumbling, "And I'm a bloody virgin..." Nandor shouts, "Guillermo! Come here!"

3. Full body view as Guillermo steps up to Nandor's side, holding a broom. He is significantly taller than Nandor, and tags by their heads declare Nandor as 5 feet 0 inches or 152 centimeters and Guillermo as 6 feet 2 inches or 188 centimeters. Arms crossed, Nandor continues to glare at Laszlo offscreen as he snaps, "Guillermo! How tall are you!" Guillermo looks down at him with a sigh and obediently replies, "7'3", Master." (221 centimeters) Nandor crows, "See?!"

4. Guillermo sits in a cushioned wooden chair with a serene smile, lifting Nandor's hair to run a brush through it gently. Nandor sitting in his lap, facing out. His legs, which don’t quite reach the floor, are crossed and his foot is jiggling in some unheard rhythm.His hands are planted on Guillermos thighs beneath him and his eyes are closed, looking calm and pleased. The background is a warm red-violet and curly golden text above reads "The Little Prince." /end ID

[puppy-minnie]

changbin: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

[certifiedbi]

WHY ARE THEY IN HEIGHT ORDER?!?

[real-odark]

for my two apples tall mendel post i shoudlve used obc mendel. he is ACTUALLY 2 apples tall

[macden]

the hottest thing about rcg collectively is that their wives are always taller than them in photos

[whoblewboobear]

I barely did anything this weekend but I did spend some quality time with my cat so that’s a win c: Back to the office tomorrow with more pain than Friday but I have a good plan for my day tomorrow. It’s mostly printing and finishing so fingers crossed a Tylenol will last me until I’m finished.

I’m also just gonna treat myself to a cozy movie night tonight to round out the weekend.

[gay-caesar-truther]

Here we goo- Shepherd and Brutus backstory

General content warning for slavery, abuse, and violence (You know, normal Legion Things)

They were born into a tribe that originated in Mexico- and was primarily nomadic herders, but eventually settled in the northern New Mexico/ Texas area where they raised a variety of animals and experimented with the domestication and cultivation of various wasteland plants. (Mostly an agricultural society- Trading excess with surrounding tribes for things they couldn't produce on their own)

Their tribe was conquered by The Legion when Shepherd was 2 and Brutus was 7- The tribe didn't go willingly, and a lot people died including the boys father, and the rest were taken into slavery or were to be trained as Legionaries.

Both boys lived as slaves with their mother and remaining family for about a decade. When Shepherd was 11 and Brutus 16. There mother fucked up and embarrassed their master in front of a Centurion - He was furious and quickly turned violent. Brutus, wanting to project both his mother and his brother used to commotion to grab a machete from a nearby Legionaries and attack- He was able to take their master by surprise, injuring him, then fled from the camp.

He survived on his own out in the wasteland- eating plants and small critters, before being tracked down by the Frumentarii and brought before Caesar for punishment. Brutus was threatened with crucifixion but used the opportunity to plead the case that his master should be executed along side him for bringing shame to the legion due to being wounded by an untrained trained child.

Kinda amused by his gall, and seeing potential Caesar obliged- executing their master, and ordering that Shepherd and Brutus be put through training. Brutus made use of his stature and natural strength and became a fully fledged Legionnaire by his 18th birthday.

He followed orders, asked no questions and did whatever he had to- Sucking up to those in command, killing, etc. His (seeming) loyalty and devotion, as well as ferocity in battle was rewarded- quickly moving up the ranks, and after killing his predecessor in The Arena became a Praetorian.

Brutus was fiercely protective and loyal to Caesar, and to all outward appearances seemed to be the Ideal Legionnaire. He coveted proximity to Caesar- Hoping it would be enough to keep Caesar’s attention off of his brother.

He became rash and violent in battle- over-performing in every action to maintain his status with Caesar. Caesar noticed Brutus’ devotion and began (secretly) lavishing Brutus praise, and rewards when he behaved- this praise and attention (A rare thing in the Legion) led Brutus to become fiercely protective and loyal to the Legion, and Caesar in particular. Having another Loyal Soldier willing to do whatever he asked was a big ego boost for Caesar- He also found Brutus' blunt, cold but intelligent demeanor entertaining (Especially with talking to other legionaries about battle plan- particularly matters of Geography and nature)

Shepherd too survived training- and eventually become a Fumentarii, however he was loyal to what remains of his family first and foremost.

Shepherd however found his Brother's apparent adoration of Caesar and the Legion repulsive. Coming to resent his brother for bending a knee to the man who had murdered their family and so many others. Shepherd started taking missions that would keep him out of the fort and away from the Legion for long periods of time.

On these trips he broke the Legion’s rules regarding “degenerate” activity- gambling, drinking, taking chems, frequenting Nipton and enjoying the feeling of being free of the Legion’s rules. He came to resent the Legion’s policies on essentially everything, enjoying the satisfaction of spiting both Caesar and his brother.

He'd steal and hide away money with the eventual goal of helping his mother, and the remnants of his tribe, escape back into the wasteland with enough money and resources to thrive.

Shepherd's plan was eventually found out- and he cut his losses, unable to get the resources to his family, and out of fear for his own life he fled into the wasteland (This is the time period where he set up community in The Divide). Mad as hell, and worried Brutus' loyalty to his brother would cause issues Caesar had the remainder of the tribe rounded up and executed.

Following Shepherd's Whoopsie in The Divide- he had no where else to go, and deeply upset by what he'd done he returned to The Legion, needing the support from his brother. It took a LOT of pandering to Caesar's ego (and persuasion from Brutus) but they were able to convince Caesar that the distruction of The Divide and subsequent weakening of NCR in the Mojave had been Shepherd's plan the whole time - That he'd needed to server ties to The Legion in order to gain the trust of the NCR. He was allowed to rejoin the Legion, albeit stripped of any rank.

The timeline splits at the first battle of Hoover dam. Both men were present and fighting (Shepherd- 21, Brutus- 26). Only one of them returns from the battle alive.

Shepherd (Independent)- Seeing the aftermath of Hoover dam, and following the death of his brother Shepherd has no reason to stay. He uses the fall out to slip away, faking his death, and fucking off to become a courier in the hopes of gathering enough money to buy travel with a caravan as far away from Legion territory as humanly possible.

Brutus (Legion)- absolutely devastated by the death of his brother at Hoover dam, Brutus struggles with his failure to protect his brother. He throws himself into his duties- putting Caesar's life on a pedestal of The Most Important Thing. He's determined to not fail as a protector again, no matter what he has to do. Due to his Loyalty and combat ability he was selected to intercept a delivery the Frumentarii caught wind of intended for Mr. House.

[luazasvogel]

' 'm here for visitation - ' where are they, wheres his children

" we aren't taking visitors at the moment, charlotte. "

[verymuchablog42]

wow, aaron minyard really is that bitch

[pregnantsecondo]

Literally obsessed with the fact that terzo is 4'9. If I could draw I would make that fact sooo fucking obvious

[songbird-28]

my newest obsession 🫶🏻

He's so stupid I love him

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

[aminta]

kims little blue suit she wears while apologizing to rich in wexler v goodman is soooooo cute. she really ate w that fit

[honeybeebeep]

currently listening to hella awesome banquet on repeat bc it is the only thing that brings me joy

thank u bad ass temple !!!!!!