#short king Nakahara Chuuya

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Every friend group Port Mafia should include:

a bimbo: Kaji (I don't think Elise really fits the description of bimbo and Kaji is just silly like that)

a mean bisexual: Dazai

an even meaner lesbian: Kouyou

she/theys: Gin (maybe)

and he/theys: Tachihara

a token straight that’s on thin ice: Hirotsu

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized: Mori (maybe Higuchi)

and a short king: Chuuya

[slipery-bastard]

Headcanon that no matter how hard he tries Dazai cannot for the life of him pick up Chuuya

He is simply too twig

Chuuya however, can pick up Dazai with ease and takes it to his full advantage

[angel13xo]

after finishing bsd i can officially (and probably quietly say)

CHUUYA CHUUYA CHUUYA WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRR RUM DIDDLY DUM DUM NOM NOM NOM WHAT A MAN ALL DAY ALL NOGHT MO PRTECTION WITH LOVE IN A BED ON THE FLOOR ON THE MOON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA NO L**** U***** D**** C** O* T****** F**** I***** O****** I* P***** I* T** A** P***** A**** B*** D*** L****-

[ssaraexposs]

15 years old Chuuya: I'M FIFTEEN YEARS OLD! I'M STILL GROWING!

22 years old Chuuya:

[kaeroses]

“Chuuya 🙇🏽‍♀️” We all say in unison

[universesweetheart]

Washed Up (Chuuya x Reader)

Just look at him! So cute, I just wanna love him up!! 

Anygays Nice to meet y’all I’m Mars. I really hope you liked this and I am open to requests because I want to start posting on here. 

We basically wash his hair and pamper him because he’s best boy and he freaking deserves it! I love this short king so much, all the kisses to him. P.s we have the same height.

Bye now - Mars ♡

Chuuya stares at your naked body with a flushed face, honestly when did he get so lucky. All the words you were saying lost to his ears until you snapped your fingers a couple of times.

“Where did you go?” You tease and offers him your hand, “Come on get out your clothes and in here” smiling sweetly at him.

You and Chuuya have been dating for almost a year now and it has been one hell of a ride. He was such an amazing lover, always so kind and caring and you felt the need to overcompensate to pay him back. He spent too much money on you. At this point you were convinced he just had a shopping addiction and was using you as an excuse.

You sat down in the bathtub, smiling as you remembered how he teased you for choosing the last pink bath bomb earlier.

Chuuya strips eagerly and steps into the bathtub and sits down between your legs, resting his back against your chest and allowing his head to fall onto your shoulders.

“Chuu-“

“Just let me stay like this for 5 seconds darling” he whispered and when your eyes fell upon his face, he had his eyes closed and a slight smile on his face.

The urge to kiss him was too strong to resist so that’s what you did, you kissed him on the tip of his nose. The action seemed to take Chuuya by surprise as his eyes shot open and stared at you.

“Giving into an impulsive thought, you didn’t even look that cute” You defended yourself and he laughed and sat up. “Oh please you know you love me”

“I will think about that and get back to you within 3 to 5 business days” You teased and wet his hair, applying some shampoo to your hands and rubbing them together, “Tell me if I’m being too rough” Applies the shampoo to his wet hair and massages his scalp gently.

He lets out a soft sigh and lowers himself again onto your chest, the back of his head smashing against your breast. “feels nice” he comments shutting his eyes and resting his hands on your legs.

“Don’t fall asleep on me now or else I’ll pull your hair”

“Don’t mind, like that” He smiled with his eyes stilled close basking in his little moment of victory.

You rolled your eyes even though he can’t see, “I can’t stand you”

“I’ll make you levitate then” he cuts back clearly liking this back to back banter the two of you are sharing right now.

“I’ll rub shampoo in your eyes” You whip, clearly enjoying this more than you’d like to admit. “Does it feel alright?” Still massaging his scalp, you gently stroke your fingers through his hair.

“Doin’ fine love”

Rinsing out the shampoo and adding conditioner to his hair you continue massaging it in. The silence in the room being comfortable and relaxing. If it wasn’t for his hands gently stroking your thighs you would have assumed he fell asleep.

“Like doing this for you” you comment as you wash out the conditioner, “want to pamper you a lot you work so hard” at this point you’re whispering. For why? You don’t know, your walls aren’t thin because surely one of your neighbors would have filed a noise complaint already with the way Chuuya have you some days or rather… some nights.

Chuuya only hums, clearly relaxed and enjoying this, you lean down and kisses his forehead, “when I adopt my pup I’m not spoiling you like this anymore” you can’t help but want to rile him up. His reactions are always so cute. You and Chuuya talked about getting a puppy together. You both thought it would be a good idea to have a little fluff ball running around the apartment.

“You’d neglect me over a dog? And here I thought you loved me” he says dramatically placing his palm over his chest.

“I do love you but I just know I’ll love my baby more” you giggle when he opens his eyes and looks up at you with a scowl on his face. “I’ll go down to the pet shop and tell them we’ve changed our minds.”

You stare at him with wide eyes, “You wouldn’t dare” Logically you know he wouldn’t. That man was smitten for you, he would never do something like that when he knows how happy it’ll make you.

“Promise to never ever ever stop pampering me?” he smiles sweetly like he wasn’t threatening to take away your, yet to be adopted, child.

“Now you’re just exploiting me” you turn your face away and whisper a small ‘fine’.

“Didn’t quite hear that, some water must have gotten into my ears” he chuckles, “I said fine you bastard” you bend down and kiss his lips feeling him smile against you before kissing you back, “Fine I will continue to spoil you rotten you big softie”

“I will drown you in this tub” Chuuya threatens.

“Love you too sweet cheeks” you bite his right cheek playfully.

[andywaslost]

hey there. it's your favourite short king 👑

[emotionalsupportweapon]

Have you ever been so unassailably, uncontrollably, unhingedly rock hard for your rival that you show up for approximately 30 seconds in an OVA with no purpose other than to announce "fuck this guy in particular who wasn't actually involved in anything that just happened" and then walk away on the ceiling complaining that you wasted your time?

because Chuuya Nakahara has.

[windshieldwiper]

happy belated birthday chuuya!!

[mystclaw]

5'3 King of the sheep 🐏

[kaiserkisser]

the fact that chuuya is 5'3 at 22 while im 5'5 at much younger is honestly baffling and hilarious to me

[all-too-random]

I just want everyone to know that Nishinoya and Chuuya are almost exactly the same height.

At his tallest, Noya is 5'3.2 (160.5 cm)

Chuuya is 5'3 (160 cm)

So actually, Noya is taller than Chuuya.

[tuesday-is-a-good-day]

I just had the thought that Chuuya might not know when his birthday is because of the fact that he spent several years in a lab as a child and now I’m not okay

[rohansdisciple]

bro I thought chuuya was like 5'7 or 5'6 or something like that since that’s shorter than dazai right , THE MF IS 5'3 💀.

I'm saying that like I'm not the same height as him 💀 .

the bsd art style makes him seem taller to me idk 😭✋🏾 .

[go-ninja-go]

chuuya appreciation

[rxse-dxst]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chuuya LED panel in New York's Time Square from a Vietnamese fan