#shopvac

[beefrobeefcal]

What you can expect from your beef in the next bit - in poster form of course! Presented in no particular order and a few posters have already been released.

enjoy with hot with side of sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

Colosseum Capers | for my THE GLANDOLORIAN challenge, featuring Din Djarin, Dieter Bravo & Marcus Acacius

On the Waterfront: Chapter 9 | hell to the yeah. read 1-8 here

Get Dieter Sober | for @bitchesuntitled GET DIETER SOBER challenge, yes- there's gonna be an actual fic!

the BEEF - #2: Frankie Morales | enough said. read part 1 here

Vicinia | Omegaverse with Joel & Dave. read the tagline for more info.

SHOPVAC | with my last breath, i blame @strang3lov3, featuring Joel Miller, Dieter Bravo & ShopVac

[nurseshannansreviews]

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[savvycleaner]

Woot Woot!! Wet or Dry...we gave them a try! #AngelaBrown and #QuinnGawronski with @RealSimple share The 8 Best Shop Vacs! 👍 What is your favorite #shopvac story?

[captainjonnitkessler]

Googling "can I use a pressure washer in my basement" and then scrolling past the fifteen results that say "absolutely do not do this" to click on the one that says "sure why not" and then confidently buying a pressure washer

[mearcatsreturns]

The plumbers and workmen are here taking out the sink and part of my cabinets. Hopefully this will finally, FINALLY fix with my kitchen flooding issues. Cross your fingers for me!

[kaxen]

Sometimes noise complaints about certain products are like.... ???

"This vacuum is loud" yeah that's what vacuums are like

"This 3D printer is too loud in my room" buddy, you shouldn't be keeping your 3D printer in your bedroom to breathe melty plastic fumes for multiple hours

[ilovedirt]

you might think I won't be annoying in your dms but Watch Out!

[heartbunnymoth]

DennyXtra The Gay ShopVac

[gelu-vulpes]

men's thighs! give it up for men's thighs fuck yeah god's gift to us fruits

Yuhhh

[readyforthegarden]

[intertexts-moving]

shop vac hungy feed it 9000 gallons of used flooring nails....

[ambiguousgrass]

shop vac hungry feed it 20lbs of sawdust

[treemotan]

So I work maintenance/janitorial shift at a big box hardware store and I wanna share the FUNNIEST and only customer complaint our department has received. So we have a robotic floor scrubber/zamboni that drives around on its own that we have to babysit and for funsies we have a little stuffed animal we put in the seat while it's doing its thing. Anyways he was originally a Christmas themed toy, so we dress him up for the season.

Anyways, a gues complained that his Halloween costume was too creepy and corporate actually felt the need to send us an email about it. Here's Buddy dressed for Halloween:

We will change nothing.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Cap don’t do it you will spend weeks regretting as you try to dry out your basement

Listen . . . I'm trying to get a shitty paint job off the floor and at this point my only other option is renting a concrete grinder, which will cost four times as much and will coat everything down there in a fine layer of lung-poisoning dust. I'm desperate here and my basement floods on a regular basis anyway, could it really be that much worse?

[mearcatsreturns]

kitchen: flooded

building management: silent

me: very Tired

[transzilla]

How To Suck Roid Clit and Tdick Like A 6Gal Bauer ShopVac

So I'm a trans man and I fucking love trans men and they love fucking me. I minored in t4t gay sex in college and giving head has always came very naturally to me as a specialty, administering orgasms has never been an issue but a lot of people have difficulty figuring tdick out after going on testosterone or figuring themselves out and don't know how to get dudes to pop off which is tragic to me. Plus we don't really have like... sex ed about how to do that so it's not like you can pick up a book. But that's what you have me for. If you suck at giving head I'm gonna teach you how to suck the rest of someone's life away.

So everyone is different, growth might look different on different people and sometimes you'll have somebody who has difficulty popping off just cause of weird nerve endings, obviously listen to what your partner tells you and what works for them because they're going to know better. I've been around with a lot of different men and this is just what's worked for me, if you try it and its TERRIBLE then don't think you're broken or whatever, our willies are just as diverse as we are :)

Generally though tdick kind of resembles a tiny penis especially when you've been on T for a long time. Personally I've been on T for five years and have a 2 inch monster and you can kind of see where the head would be vs the foreskin or whatever. Like my favorite analogy is that it looks like a .45 caliber bullet because that's what my dick looks like when I'm looking down, lol.

Like the cap on the bullet would be the "head" and the cartridge casing is the length of the thing. Like on a guy's dick idk if anybody is getting tdick circumcized so when he's soft the skin will come up and guard the head/clit part because it's sensitive, you're going to want to find the head and kind of gently push past the skin with your tongue or your finger. Like get it on the head because largely that's the most sensitive part of his dick. when it gets bigger it kind of gets less sensitive, and you can't just rub the whole thing like on a clit off testosterone, uniform pressure might not always work. So keep your finger on the pulse, lol.

The simplest motion tht you can do, like a good part to lick on is right where the head meets the rest of his dick. There's almost a seam, kind of like on that bullet. Just rub in little circles with your tongue. Start gentle, gauge his reaction, and then go a little harder or a little faster. Also stay in one place once you get into a groove, the more you rub on one spot the more sensitive and the better it will feel.

On the very APEX tip of his dick is where most of the nerves are bundled it's going to be the most sensitive, so if you want to make him jump or if he's not very sensitive rub there, lol.

Also, once you get that down, you can suck too! You want to make a seal with your lips around his dick, almost like you're pulling on a cigarette, or like you're sucking your lips on a peach to keep the juices from falling out. This intensifies it if his dick is not sensitive and keeps it in one place if he has a big dick.

If he likes penetration fingering him at the same time is not a bad idea either.

Also, mind the teeth, lol.