#shocking 😱

[sadaveniren]

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[polunocnajasonja]

With his puppy again 🥰

[hiphopcherrrypop]

dey're like his wingmen

[fortpeat]

So umm Peat that Forehead kiss 🤭 was that "you" using the Shooting card 😂 MARRIED BEHAVIOR Y'ALLLL

[goldenhypen]

[5:33 pm] ⎯ ❣︎

jake x reader ⋅ fluff ⋅ just jake’s black hair having its effect on me :’>

with a wide smile displayed on your pretty features, you ran into jake’s arms opened wide for you.

voice muffled by the fabric of his shirt you spoke, “i missed you.”

he left a kiss on the top of your head, “missed you too.”

after a few seconds, you pulled away, and he smiled at you before lifting up his right hand and placing it gently to hold your jaw. you melted into his touch, and you watched as he leaned in and felt as his soft lips met yours.

even after all this time, with the smallest things, like a simple kiss, he still managed to give you butterflies.

pulling away, you opened your eyes and stared at your lovely boyfriend, but doing so, your eyes only grew wider by the second.

“wait—jake!” you exclaimed, perhaps slightly too loud as it was enough to make him flinch (a cute habit of his). you blinked a few times to make sure you were seeing this right. a smile began to overcome your lips, complementing your astonished gaze as your next few words left you, “your hair! it’s black!”

you squealed, bringing one hand up to brush through the locks between your fingers, your other hand on his bicep to steady yourself.

he smiled as he watched you, amused with what a single colouring session for his hair could do to you.

“it looks so good!” you complimented subconsciously.

“i mean the blonde is obviously amazing, but this!” you couldn’t help but admire, “there’s something about your natural colour that just hits way harder. i love it.”

he pulled you closer, hugging you, but you weren’t finished yet. you pushed back slightly, unable to get enough of this. combing through the soft locks some more, you gasped.

“you cut it too!”

too initially caught up in the drastic change of colour, you hadn’t noticed that his hair was shorter.

“i’m glad you like it,” he started, pulling you closer again, causing you to slightly fall against his body, automatically then wrapping your arms around his torso, “but can i just have this moment with you?”

his words were soft and implied that he wanted to cherish the few minutes of free time he had with you in his hold before he had to return to practice.

“i know you love the compliments though,” you said, smirking although he couldn’t see it.

“but i love having you in my arms a lot more,” he flirted.

you rolled your eyes playfully before closing them and savouring the moment with an exhale, pulling yourself deeper into him, mumbling a soft, “i love you.”

“what was that?” he teased, attempting to look at you, but you just buried your face deeper into his body.

“nothing.”

he kissed the side of your head with a smirk, “i love you too.”

bonus: jakehoon being the cuties they are

^ some context, they were filming tiktoks and tried to fit in frame better by squatting, and they were laughing at how funny they looked in the live djdjd i love them T-T

[hagenwo43]

Off season Pt4

[canirove]

[elitadream]

I have a Halloween piece to share this year, yayy! 🎃🍂✨️

The ironic part? It's actually not Mario-related. 👀😅

[timothyslucy]

i feel like a big reason why grey favors lucy so much is because he see's so much of his own daughter in her, AND IF I DON'T GET TO HEAR HIM SAY SO TO LUCY AT SOME POINT IN THE SERIES I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!

[thegreatpapaya666]

lmfaooo my abusive mom and i had the funniest argument earlier

btw this is half trauma dumping and half trauma coping coated in humor

so my girlfriend and i were gonna call on google meet, and all of a sudden my mom starts screaming my name and barging into my room. i'm like-

me: what's wrong?? my mom: why is your friend calling me?! 😡 me: what? i didn't even know she had your number

so then I'm really confused and I call my gf and she picks up

me: did you call my mom? my gf: no wtf me: what number did you use? my gf: *shows me my phone number* me: wait you google meet-ed me, right? my gf: ye

so I'm really confused and I ask my mom to come back in my room and talk to me, still on the call with my gf

me: you got the call from google meet, right? my mom: yeah me: do you have my google account on your phone? my mom: well duh obviously i do me: oh well that's why you got the call my mom: well why is this the first time it's happening then?? me: well i usually join a google meet code with my friends rather than calling with our accounts. why do you have my google account on your phone anyway? my mom: STOP YELLING AT ME my dad (from the other room): HANG UP THE PHONE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND COME TALK TO US RIGHT NOW

so i go talk to them and they get all mad for a few minutes. eventually my dad leaves so it's just me and my mom my mom: this is all your fault! me: why? my mom: because you did the google meet differently than you usually do! me: why is that my fault? it's my phone, how was i supposed to know it would call you? my mom: because i have your google account on my phone! me: yeah, and you literally just told me, and you never told me why? my mom: it's just so I can see what you're doing! me: but you already have parental controls on my phone that alert you when i do pretty much anything. you already manually check my phone anyway, why do you need another way to monitor me? my mom: stop questioning my authority! this is still completely your fault. me: mom, I really don't think this is my fault. if anything, it's your fault for adding my google account onto your phone. my mom: *shocked* WHAT IS THIS BLAME? WHAT IS THIS FAULT? THERE IS NO NEED FOR BLAME 😱

so anyway yeah this is really funny to me

[r7inyz]

i love you roblox urban legends forever a special part of my memory

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE JOHN/JANE DOE ""HACKING"" RUMOUR SOMETIME IN MARCH 2017 😭😭 1x1x1x1 too.... those certainly were fun times

[flufallo]

What confuses me is why monty was so shocked that he was Edwin's first kiss, because surely Edwin would be his, right? Unless he's been kissing people as a crow, which I highly doubt tbh.

[sarfaroshi]

sasuke apologism? i am not a sasuke apologist cuz there's nothing to apologise for!

[bobbie-robron]

On this day… 30th of December

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Here are the issues I have with the book. Since it's a lot, I'll try to keep it as short as possible and only mention my biggest problems with it. So this list is not complete and I could write pages about it.

Let me start by saying that a good autobiography (or any book that highlights a real life person) should be balanced. It should not glorify that person or pretend that person is a god and without mistakes. I also have no problem with critizing Ze, because, let's face it, yes he made mistakes and fucked things up in the past and not every war decision or speech or whatever was good or perfect. The point is: the critique should be fair and balanced (this obviously doesn't apply to bad people in general and the books about them; but since Ze isn't a bad person...you get what I want to say). The portrayal of Ze in the book is anything but fair or balanced. Or true, for that matter (unless literally every person in Ze's life and who knows him better, including the Kvartal fam, Olena, Andriy or people like them, have been lying to everyone for decades).

Throughout the whole book Shuster does say that Ze is Ukrainian (and Jewish) but also always tries to paint him as an "Ukrainian Russian" - so Ze is actually Russian despite being a "Ukrainian" (basically using one of Russia's Propaganda lies). Ze is basically a stubborn "Ukrainian" who kind of deserves all the hate and arrogance he gets from "real Russians" during KVN times (and later) because Ze is an insufferable asshole during his KVN times. And that Russian treated Ukrainian (or from other former Soviet Union countries) teams badly (including racist remarks, looking down on them, treating them like slaves, insulting them, not giving them a fair chance,...) teams awfully is, in Ze's case, deserved. Because Ze was oh so focused on always winning - no matter what and the cost.

Speaking of KVN: According to Shuster, Ze was terrible as a person during his first years of stardom. A maniac who only lived for applause and needs it to survive and was willing to do absolutely everything to win and beat other teams. Because, you know, he's so obsessed with winning. To a point were even he gives a flying fuck about the Kvartal team and their members (Shuster basically hints that they all disliked Ze and he was some kind of group dictator who only wanted to work and win all the time and was reckless and took to many risks and almost destroyed everyones lifes). When Shuster finds something positive to write about, he quotes people from Kvartal but what he quotes are just general statements or people saying what KVN was like during the 1990s and early 2000s. The moment Shuster writes about Ze and was he (allegedly) like during this time it's almost only "team members" and "people who knem him" and "classmates" and all that stuff - so anon sources. Or it's just Shuster telling stuff without saying what his source is or him just have feelings and thoughts and drawing conclusions. If people get named they - surprise, surprise - have a lot of times bad things to say about Ze or are people who we never ever have heard of as being part of Ze's life. Btw, it's not very hard to guess who the "team member", who talked the KVN years and adds a lot of negative talk about Ze, is... . Denys (yes, THAT Denys) contributed to the book with pictures, so chances are high he also talked to Shuster. If you ever wondered if the asshole would ever get over the fact that he fucked up and Ze kicked his ass out of the group - well, the answer is no. He now just tries to cash in on Ze. And since we are talking about Denys' obvious contribution to the book - he, once again, gave out private photos. How much we all wanna bet that he, once again, didn't ask for consent?!

Shuster also tries to paint Ze's family in a bad light. The father a tyrann who sacrified his wife's (Mama Ze) health for his job and money. Also rarely being at home and giving a fuck about his son and family. Mama Ze spoiling her child and making him entitled. Both to unloving and hard and more or less making Ze's life a living hell. Also that Ze's family was suddenly rich. Not to mention indirectly questioning the trauma his family had to go through (and Ze talked about in the past) under Stalin and the Nazis and family members that are suddenly alive (despite Ze stating in the past that they were dead). Also, Shuster sees in the childhood and family of Ze a part of the explanation why Ze is such a horrible person today, to stubborn to just give up and end the fight (and all that nonsense) and won't win this war. Because the parents put Ze in all kind of activities without him finishing any of it but letting him believe he can do everything and always demanding excellent perfomance in every aspect of his life (to keep it short). So of cooourse Ze had to grow up into a maniac who can't loose and always continues despite what people may tell him and who needs the constant validation and love from others.

There are also a ton of negative remarks about Ze as father and husband in regard of his own family. Not to mentiont hat a ton of informations are factually not correct. Things like birth dates or dates in general, how and where Ze's family lived (missing important context several times), Ze basically being as awful as his father, Ze not giving a fuck about his families safety during the war (Olena was the voice of reason who protects the poor, poor children because their father just wants them back for egoistic reasons and doesn't care about their safety) or not seeing anything concerning about his sons military obsession and instead fueling it (again, it's the poor poor wife who has to protect the son from the awful father), Ze giving zero fucks about his relationship with Olena right from the start and that poor, poor, poor woman always staying behind and having to go through hell and hate because of Ze's maniac ambitions and facing an unsave future in the early 2000s because Ze was so full of himself and had the biggest ego,... . (reading several parts you would think that this "poor, poor woman" is trapped in some abuse situation or Ze somehow tied her to himself and the whole marriage is fake and there is no love) (also Olena simultaniously romantizing things and her life and Ukraine but also being the only who who sees the truth about Ze or several parts of their lives but, of course, can't tell her terrible husband because bad, bad Ze) Also Shuster indirectly claiming that Ze and Olena lied about their relationship and they didn't date for eight years but for a shorter period of time. Because suddenly Olena also was a part of KVN long before Ze (???) and was essentially just his work buddy and friend for a while and somehow and for whatever reason they ended up in a relationship one day. (Also prepare yourself to read about a new version of the "Basic Instinct" story we never have heard before...and Ze and Olena never said.)

Btw, the way Ze is portrayed during his KVN years is essentially with little variation how he's portrayed in later stages of his life. Including his presidency and the war (I'm not going to write several more paragraphes because I think you get the picture Shuster tries to paint of Ze).

Only one thing about Ze's war portrayal: Shuster swings back and forth between Ze as wanna be dictator who will turn Ukraine into something bad as soon as the war is over (and is already starting with that) and who already makes his own rules and gives zero fucks about people and is only interested in his own fame and people applauding him and all that stuff. And Ze being the worst President ever because the war and the current state of Ukraine (which is, of course, very bad and they are about to collapse and loose and big Russia and winning and blablabla) are somehow also his fault. Yes, Shuster really manages to make Ze (and with that Ukraine) partly guilty.

Throughout the whole book he also, sometimes more obvious sometimes hidden, Shuster portrays Ukraine in the worst way possible. He does mention how "bad" Russia is but somehow justifying it several times or leaving out important facts and, once again, context. Also the portrayal of Putin, especially in comparsion with how he writes about Ze, is a joke.

Oh, and, the "inside look in the bunker" life Shuster used for his marketing campaign and that the claim of the book - yeah, bullshit. It's nothing now and anon and all that stuff. Also, once again, portraying Ze in a bad light. Like, yeah, the first weeks of war affected him but to such a worrying point (according to Shuster) that Ze was actually unfit to rule any longer as President but continued (because, you know, he loves power sooo much...). And now he's the mini dictator of Bankova who is always grumpy and changed into a (an even more) awful person and... .

What can I say at the end?! As mentioned earlier, the book has a ton of fake news and wrong facts. It's incredibly poorly researched - if sources exist at all. A lot of times it's Shuster just sharing his feelings or thougths or conclusions or interpretations or whatever. Or just saying things without context. Or writing stuff without giving sources. And to be honest, in some parts it also feels like that Shuster just made stuff up.

If you have no idea about Ze and his life or know very little - that's not the book to get informed. If you know a bit more about Ze, you will surprisingly often feel that certain parts of "exclusive interviews" or "when I talked with XYZ" are strangely familiar...with interviews we all know from Ze's (and several other people) past...because it is these interviews. Just a lot of times missing context, shortening what was said, adding stuff or giving it a new meaning.

Speaking of using old stuff: Shuster also really used his old articles to include them in the book...to a point where it's basically almost word for word.

Overall, the book is in large parts poorly written (so poorly that you wonder how he became a TIME journalist in the first place).

In the end, you probably haven't learned anything new or interesting about Ze, his life, the war or Ukraine. When we talk about Ze, I may have read one, maybe two new things I haven't read before (but questioning both of them and will do research if they are true or just made up by Shuster). It's over 300 sites of wasted paper and ink. I know articles who did a better job than this "book". It's a waste of time and money. And in the end it's a Pro-Russia Propaganda book, trying to undermine the support for Ukraine and hurt Ze and his image (as well as Ukraine's). Shuster tries to be subtle at his try to do this but he isn't not. He tries to come off as critical thinker who wants to portray a balanced picture of Ze and also writes about the sides no one dares to talk about. But nothing about this is balanced. It's just 300+ sites of trashing Ze and backstabbing him and using every possible way. Same applies to Ukraine.

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[pygian-weapon]

Pride month isn't over yet, I can still start discourse if I want to