#shlong

[furry-balls-kickstarter]

“Based on a sketch by Trey” for I’m assuming Matt 🤨🤨

[q1mblrrd]

anyone wanna donate their ding dangler to me I offer 2 rusted pennies and a cookie

[j0hnnylibert1ne]

I’m about 37 shlong distances away from tom delonge

yeah

[gobblinballsofficial]

She eebie on my deebie till I horse plinko

[sanjisblackasswife]

Wiener is such a funny word

it looks like winner.

PP and Tallywackle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[skduj1cyj]

damnnn

[treefory]

Me if I had a shlong

[mobberswashere]

IM CRYING THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[random-apollo-child]

[bathroomtrapped]

workaholic

[wtf-tfw]

all girls born after 1998 know is eat corn nust, itch they butt, forage for berries, kin obi wan, be bisexual, charge they hadouken and lie

[slaytheprincessfanacc]

shlong is something truly worth slay the princess.

[doopn00p]

Lucifer is not small

[mudg0bln]

Guys with long hair are so weird like...why would you even grow your hair out? what products do you use? are you single? where do you live? what is your address?!? I'll pick you up at 8

[devildomresidentt]

Leviathan Headcanons (pathetic boyfailure </3 )

Starting out strong, Left handed (derogatory)

Extremely picky eater, can go weeks eating only one food and then have a heavy disgust for the same food a few days after.

He forgets to throw out socks with holes in them, so sometimes he’ll just walk around with socks that are barely holding on by a thread.

Not only does he have a forked tongue, but he can also touch his nose with his tongue (lowkey insecure about his tongue even tho it’s like the hottest thing ever)

On the same note of his tongue, it damn near has a mind of its own.

Sometimes it just hangs out his mouth when he’s hyper focused on something and you’ll have to remind him to put it back in before it dries out.

Levi can speak to aquatic animals, none of his brothers believes him when he says it though.

And with that, he refuses to eat seafood because he claims he, “can still hear them crying and pleading for their lives”.

Levi’s favorite anime is One Piece, he loves the aquatic theme and the bond that the strawhats have.

Hates getting his hair cut with a passion, he literally won’t get it cut until it’s long enough to block his vision and effect his gaming/anime watching.

Arguably sleeps wilder than Mammon, which is one of the reasons he prefers to sleep in a bathtub rather than a bed.

Idk why but I feel it in my bones that bro is Gender-fluid, it just feels right..

Giant Crybaby, will burst into tears over the tiniest most minuscule thing ever (he just like me frl)

!Other headcanons under the cut!

Lucifer’s Ver

Mammon’s Ver

Leviathan's Ver ~ You are here

Satan's Ver

Asmodeus' Ver

Beelzebub's Ver

Belphegor's Ver