#shlong

[furry-balls-kickstarter]

“Based on a sketch by Trey” for I’m assuming Matt 🤨🤨

[q1mblrrd]

anyone wanna donate their ding dangler to me I offer 2 rusted pennies and a cookie

[j0hnnylibert1ne]

I’m about 37 shlong distances away from tom delonge

yeah

[gobblinballsofficial]

She eebie on my deebie till I horse plinko

[sanjisblackasswife]

Wiener is such a funny word

it looks like winner.

PP and Tallywackle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[skduj1cyj]

damnnn

[sunny-cyrus]

I'm so sorry for the spam of that one post. Im sleep deprived and in a call with the owner of that wonderful creation . And hhhh heheheheheagrha wawawawwwaw

[treefory]

Me if I had a shlong

[the-shifting-long]

@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.

it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.

[mobberswashere]

IM CRYING THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[random-apollo-child]

[bathroomtrapped]

workaholic

[slaytheprincessfanacc]

shlong is something truly worth slay the princess.

[wtf-tfw]

all girls born after 1998 know is eat corn nust, itch they butt, forage for berries, kin obi wan, be bisexual, charge they hadouken and lie

[doopn00p]

Lucifer is not small

[mudg0bln]

Guys with long hair are so weird like...why would you even grow your hair out? what products do you use? are you single? where do you live? what is your address?!? I'll pick you up at 8