#shitting me

[thegoodmorningman]

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

[eli-is-an-idiot]

Hey I should probably check out my orchestra pieces and see what I have to play with my new piccolo so I'm prepared before next week, it can't be that har-

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Oh no

[alkemylabz]

"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

post cancelled. look at mysterious green glacier mice move across the ice in formation

if anyone wants to assume this post is about rugrats porn or hentai or censorship or ao3 i will have you know this post was because i found it odd (as someone with a passing interest in cults and high control groups) that so many people were insistent that the former scientology auditor did not have any internalized views about what consent meant that showed through in his writing. it's possible that you could glean he has such views through the way he talks and writes about certain things. what a strange and novel way to view communication that has no applications in real life.

do not derail and continue discussing glacier mice as usual though

[houseofmcallister]

Saw a tiktok of a guy saying he doesn’t feel comfortable talking to minors because he’s 19. And it’s just. I’m so fucking tired of this.

And like to be clear, I’m speaking as a victim of pedophilia when I say: We need to get over this collective fear of endangering children. Because holy shit, this stuff is getting out of hand.

The average person is not a threat to a child.

And also!!! It is actually really really good for kids to have friendships with adults that aren’t their family.

Having friendships with adults when you’re younger prepares you for adult life in a better way then only interacting with adults that are family members or teacher as well.

And also if there’s any sort of weird behavior happening with adults or teachers, it’s very helpful to have unrelated adults, you can go to, and also have a model for what normal adults are supposed to look like.

And also! You’re just making it way easier for pedophiles to prey on children when you completely avoid interacting with them as an adult. Because kids are naturally inquisitive and curious. They are going to want to interact with adults and they are going to want to ask questions. And if the only adult adults that are willing to interact and speak with them or adults who have ulterior motivations. Guess what’s gonna happen.

Also on a more general note. Having a model for what a normal healthy adult is supposed to look like makes it way easier for kids to be able to recognize and identify when adults in their personal life are being weird.

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[milkcryptid]

do people have no shame anymore?

[beazt]

cannot get this video the nebraska humane society made/posted out of my head

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[birdpaladin]

god isnt watching

[cruelnemothesis]

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[gunpowdercarousel]

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[clearcutcasualty]

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work