#shitposting?

[youzicha]

Wikipedia mentions that the hunting and seduction scenes in Gawain should be read in parallel: the fox spends all day evading the hunters but is eventually caught, while Gawain skillfully parries the lady's advances but eventually trips up by accepting the girdle.

But let's also ponder the parallelism between the sexually charged atmosphere in Gawain's chamber and, uh, the extended description of butchering a (carefully specified to be female) deer, with the final couplets

by the fork of the thighs they sew up the flaps behind [or: penetrate the lips] to hew it in two

(Tenured medievalist voice:) we moderns like to think we are more advanced than our predecessors because we now have bondage, vore, and ero-guro, yet the old writers were remarkably sophisticated...

[delusionaldeity-b]

i did it for the vine

(hope u like the this style (●—●))

[ihavethegrimoire]

I really dgaf about satosugu top/bottom discourse. Here's the shit that matters:

wife - suguru

husband - satoru

boy mom - satoru

girl dad - suguru

Mama - suguru

Papa - satoru

Dom - suguru

bratty sub - satoru

sadist - suguru

masochist - satoru

pretty crier - suguru

ugly crier - satoru

pretty sleeper - satoru

ugly sleeper - suguru

[appendingfic]

Maddie: How'd you all get along while I was gone? Knuckles: Good. Sonic showed us a film warning about the dangers of Yautja. It was canny of him to ensure we are prepared for such threats. Maddie: Yaut...you mean Predator? Honey, the Predators aren't real. Knuckles: No, the experience was much like the pack of Yautja I defeated on Rigel 7.

[nomidreams]

i made this cuz my phone is literaly dying

[chibishortdeath]

Simon derangement page number um I lost count!!! Time to explain things and transcribe my handwriting lol >:3

I put a photo of the whole page here because some things were hard to single out into separate images :)

A pose study! I was trying to work on foreshortening with that arm position. Just imagine that he’s talking to someone off screen and sweating cause he’s been working out or something d(^^ )

Two of these are based on some reaction image doodles I ran into on Pinterest that I’m pretty certain originated on tumblr lol. The bottom left one says “*realization*” and the top right one says “deranged —>” with the arrow pointing to our Mr. Deranged in question, Simon. The Simon and Richter one is kinda poking fun at the general Smash Bros fandom depiction of them and is also based on a doodle I saw on Pinterest.

Bottom left says “he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces” lol. Dw! He is your friend! I just forgot to write that part :). I hope the tbh creature doodle is appreciated, I’ve drawn him like that more times than I’d like to admit—

This one is based on a photo of this guy (gotta be a Snapchat one idk I’ve never had Snapchat) with a monster energy and caption “KILL”. I think it fits the vibe.

Bottom left says “monsert!”, a silly bastardizarion of “monster”, again the energy drink. I feel like Simon would be the kind of guy to have caffeine at like 6PM and then wonder why he can’t sleep later lmao. Or worse have caffeine to avoid sleeping 💀. The other two doodles I drew because I woke up one morning and immediately imagined Simon with raccoon stripe hair for no reason.

This one is based on a tumblr post, it says “(Simon) the psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness” “(Christopher) any other diagnosises you’d like to share?” “(Simon) Autism”. That ending panel of Simon saying autism ended up a sticker in a discord server I’m in lmaooooo. Also I need to have more Simon and Christopher interactions cause I think they’d be friends aaaaa

The top doodle is based on a Simon MMD model I found of him as a Vocaloid and I thought that was hilarious and banger, we need more people making fun crossover stuff like that in the world lol. The bottom one is just him vibin(?). Idk he seems pretty distressed, but that’s his usual state so uh—

Another little pose doodle. I think his preferred sitting position is like criss cross applesauce on the floor. I don’t think he’d sit normally in chairs at all. I am now picturing him leaning a chair back too far help 💀.

This one is based on this meme that’s kinda poking fun at the art styles commonly found in yaoi with the last one being left blank for putting whatever you like there and implying in a comedic way that it’s ‘straight man yaoi’, I’ve seen ones with things like football players or idk Breaking Bad put there lol. Basically I saw the meme and realized that all the different styles kinda lined up too well with some Simon designs and well yeah this happened 💀💀💀. So we got Ayami Kojima’s design as “straight woman yaoi”, the NES cover art/X68000 as “gay man yaoi”, Simon’s Quest as “lesbian yaoi”, and Captain N thrown into “straight man yaoi” lmaooo.

Okie that’s all for this one, I will make more inevitably lol

[sunflowerbyler]

Yall that’s just the inside out 2 script

[star-saiior]

"What's the magic word?"

There are two types of people

[darkiecat]

Tumblr polls:

[youzicha]

From a discussion about whether there are "talent ceilings".

I reference this all the time, but: go to questionablecontent.net. Look at Jeph's early art. Look at Jeph's current art. Turns out that, yeah, doing something multiple times a week for years makes you a lot better at it.

I kindof took the opposite lesson: practicing 20 years at something you are bad at might make you more skilled, but still not good enough for your art to have any value...

[hazzzyrider]

do you fantasize about being a vampire or do you just yearn for a double life where you're as indiscernible from anyone else in the crowd as you are the most alluring in any room you walk into?

[mysticallilac]

"love at first sight-" ok but HATE at first sight sounds infinitely sexier.

[saigalblues]

aye zindagi

✨gala daba de✨

[appendingfic]

Eclipse Cipher AU where Gerald finds and makes a deal with Bill shortly before Ford makes contact with him

Fun consequences - Shadow is fully Black Doom (Squid!Shadow?) and has no affinity for Earth. Eclipse possibly stumbles across the statue in an attempt to explore his roots. The Pines' meeting a teenage alien superhero

[allthenamesweretakensoichosethis]

So I’ve been looking at the title card for danganronpa v3 and was thinking

What other game titles hide the plot twist in the title?