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The Legion of Zoom if they were actually good:
dear god what have i done 🤧
@bamthebatmobile
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#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#charlie x dennis#i feel like sex would make them so much worse but they should do it anyways#iasip#its always sunny in philadelphia#iasip shitpost#charden#iasip video
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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.
I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.
#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol#but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me#like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind#you’re going to have the last laugh#you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted#and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT#<- do you get what I’m saying#that’s fucking hilarious#also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is#VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill#billford#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#fiddlebill#fiddlebillford#<- is that a tag#it should be#orals worst most fucked up polycule#or love triangle#or both#shitpost
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The League tried to interrupt a summoning of a powerful being from the Infinite Realms. From the information they collected, the being isn't of the status of a royalty, but they still had to be careful as the being the summoners tried to call forth was still of noble status.
They failed.
The head cultist finished the ritual, the last words to finish the summoning left their tongue and the room was suddenly doused in heat, as black flame came to life from within the circle, twisting and turning, back and forth until a pair of red eyes suddenly flashed from inside the twisting pillar of flame and just as suddenly as the eyes appeared, was the pillar broken apart.
What was left behind was the figure of a giant phoenix, wings spread as embers black as night gently fell down to the floor below and suddenly disappearing, as if they were never there in the first place.
"Who dares to disturb-" The being started, eyes scanning the crowd below before stilling, extremely and worryingly quiet. One of them quietly cursed. "Constantine..." The creature's voice was low, dangerously low, no doubt anger in its voice as it called out the Warlock's name.
Everyone tensed, expecting something dangerous, except for the cultists, and the Head, who turned his head towards them and smiled, obviously expecting them to be reduced to not even ash.
"100 years. One. Hundred. Years." The being spoke, and confusion wormed its way into the hearts of all those present. "100 years I have waited for you, and when we finally meet once again it's not even you summoned me but these-" The creature waved a wing at the cultist below. "-These fatuous and vacuous little things."
"And what is this? You surrounded yourself with those not even of human birth before you have even thought about me?" The noble's eyes narrowed. "Did our relationship mean nothing to you?
Someone, probably not Constantine, choked.
"Well then, after all of this time you can at least make yourself useful." In a flash of black fire, Constantine was brought from within the ranks of heroes and in front of the beast, a man who seemed to be trying to-and unsuccessfully- lighting a smoke. "Ah, why do that when you have me?" The being purred, bending down to apparently light a smoke before freezing, as if remembering what exactly it was doing, but the action was already done, and Constantine was killing his lungs away.
The phoenix snapped back up to standing above everyone else, clearing its throat as if what happened decidedly didn't happen.
"What exactly did you want me to be useful for, love?" Constantine asked, expelling the smoke from his lungs and deciding that this might as well be happening. The noble huffed, folding its wings at its sides as it stared down at its apparent lover. "Take care of our son for once in your sad, pathetic life."
This time, not only did Constantine choke, but a good chunk of people there did as well. Constantine ran a hand through his hair, looking up at the phoenix incredulously. "Aren't we both men?"
The phoenix looked at his lover as if he were stupid. "Your point?"
"I-" Constantine sighed, took a breath, held, then expelled more smoke from his lungs. Apparently, he decided not to question anything anymore. "You know what? Sure, where is the little bugger?"
Over the next few moments, both the Justice League and Cultists were treated to the noble transforming into a human (still having wings) and handing over their apparent child-who looked nothing like them by being a dragon, but who were they to question the apparent reproduction of a being from the Infinite Realms- and being lectured about what not to do and what to do and how he should be cared for.
Also, a warning for his many powers.
Then the Duke stole a kiss (One that he claimed was long overdue) and left.
The room was silent, only the sounds of breathing occupying the room as the temperature was brought back down to normal levels.
A moment later, Batman walked up to the nearby cultist and punched him across the face and knocking him out cold, suddenly reminding everyone what exactly they were here for.
A while later, in the meeting room, everyone looked at Constantine. Who had a baby eastern dragon wrapped around one arm (who was apparently his child) and rubbing his temple with the other.
"I can't explain this."
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Danny was actually not Constantine kid, neither was he Vlad's. Biologically, at the very least, however. Vlad did adopt both him and Jasmine a while back after their whole parent fiasco.
They're dead, sadly unable to become ghosts, or perhaps not so sadly.
Of course, they unfortunately outlived Jasmine, which was to be expected, but Vlad and Danny did grow close enough that they no longer viewed each other as enemies.
However, who could have expected that Danny, finally ascending to his princely status, would turn him back into a literal child because he was, for all intents and purposes, one by Dragon standards.
Utter malarkey, he would say.
Taking care of that boy was the worst few memories he has ever had. He was constantly being kept from his sleep, his work being interrupted constantly, and the child managed to find a way to leave his sight at each and every turn.
But there were some sweet moments, he would say.
It's only reasonable, however, that his lover (who he hasn't seen for an entire century might he add) share the workload.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#I don't know how to write John Constantine#But I probably can't do worse then the current writers of DC or Marvel.#Probably.#Anyways.#shitpost#At least I think this is a shitpost#Idk#Or maybe its a#crack fic#crackship#But I thought of this and I find it funny so you all shall be cursed with this
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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I love being a part of hermitcraft fandom, not a single normal person in sight, I think sometimes am i being too weird and then i see my mutual being absolutely fucking insane on dash and think ah no im fine actually
#MEAN IT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE I LOVE ALL OF YOU#but yea sometimes i go outside into some other fandom or just you know outside and i remember that not all the people are like that#i love seeing that post about mumbo period with a comment from connor at the end like what the fuck is happening in hermitcraft fandom#some things are sure happening in hermitcraft fandom brother#i become so normal with some stuff and then I go into other parts of internet and remember that its not actually this normalised anywhere#having a unique insane experiece in here it sure made me worse#love yall#shitpost#hermitcraft
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TWST anniversary commercials over the years be like
1st anni: EVERYONE IS HERE!! IN EVENT OUTFITS!! Grim interacting with everyone representing how far we have come!!
2nd anni: Everyone is still here!! But with slightly worse animation...
3rd anni: Everyone is- No, it's only the third years and the animation has gotten even more even more lazy and worse if that's even possible
4th anni: Fuck you you're not getting any animated bits this year, have a slideshow with pre-existing images from the game AND new dorm leaders art I guess (you like OTHER characters that aren't the dorm leaders??? why would you?? sucks to be you)
#twisted wonderland#twst anniversary#twst shitpost#I wasn't even expecting much after the disappointment that the 3rd anni commercial was but THE AFTER EFFECTS SLIDE SHOW 😭#plast an otomate logo in it and boom its exactly like any generic otome game opening#crazy how they could have picked any better card but they used leona's whitewashed masterchef groovy too uuh#and this is displex we are talking about its not like they DONT have money for a 1-minute anime commercial#but every year their animated CMs have gotten worse and more lazy like remember when halloween CMs cared to show EVERYONE...#and now its just. the three main SSR boys
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🦋~I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me I want to drown in this moment of captivation~🦋
(I fucking did it dear god that was so many fucking layers)
#princess tutu#ahirue#ahiru#duck#rue#fanart#my art#this was by all means supposed to be a quick shitpost#but then I was looking at the sketch and the flats#and was like “this is bleak. dismal. i can do More”#so i did it for realsies and look how pretty it turned out#it feels good to complete something#i havent done that since like 2020?...21? i dont remeber 💀#and i can't lie i had fun figuring out the shading on the hair and skin#it was very fun#i mightve drowned this in way too many glowy effects though. i tend to do that a lot#but I decidedly do not care look how dope all that glitter is this was so fuuuuuun#if the lighting seems bogus no it isnt and bullshitting the light source is an honored artistic tradition. so#do not @me about anything ever#god tumblr nerfed the image quality so much#i was gonna upload this as JPEG but that looked even worse than this#well whatever. whatever#hitting post now good night IM DONE. 10 HOURS BABY I DID IT ITS A FINISHED ILLUSTRATION WHOO HOOOOOOOO
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the gang is currently on lws4
#my ocs#marina ocs#glyndwr#alan#merrit#lorelei#merrilei#does this count as glynalan if 1. its a shitpost and 2. at this point they are Extremely broken-up and seeing other ppl but alan is-#-starting to redevelop a crush again despite being the one who broke it off in the first place. even though glyn is worse than ever.#anyway#my art
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*SCREAM*
#my stuff#ITS GETTING SO MUCH WORSE#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#jax#cursed images series#the cursed kringle december jax event#shitpost#CAAAIINE!!
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> be marcille
> find someone who matches your freak
> she gets eaten by a dragon
> bring her bones back to life
> she gets turned into a creature by an evil wizard -_-'
#falin and marcille have suffered more than jesus on the cross#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#another on theme post from tumblr user marciliedonato (has marcille brainrot)#falin touden#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#welcome to the circus#'fuck my stupid baka life' - marcille probably#And the worse part is she doesn't know abt that bc she'd already been banished away when it happened 😭😭#So she actually thinks its her fault 😭 babygirl you did nothing wrong 🤧🤧
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my offering to the Ultrakill fandom I really love the game :>
#my art#art#shitpost#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v1#gabriel ultrakill#gabriel#the amount of restarts i got from him#and its only going to get worse
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And now my art has been reposted on tiktok, have I finally made it as a creator? 🥺 But like seriously my god, I didn't think I had to say but don't repost??????? I think I've been pretty safe from it cause I normally just draw AU art but ahh making relevant art, it's a dangerous game....I just yeah, don't necessarily know what to do about it, but yeah just don't please?
#i have so much sympathy for all the gifmakers on here getting reposted and i totally understand#but art?????? art now????????? you cannot even make the same 'its easy' argument as with gifs/clips#because i literally made that from my head 😭😭😭😭#sorry i just dont wanna sound like im saying 'your reposting woes arent as bad as mine!!' more just: i am aghast#its not okay even if you credit bcs bruh i dont want my art out there#it was for all my vettonso fuckers on here 🥺#i just dont understand it like not even asking at all just crediting#wow thanks. that makes it so much better. wow.#ITS MY SHIP ART I DO NOT WANT THAT ON TIKTOK!!!! even if it was just normal art!!! no thank you!!!!!!#and being credited is almost worse bcs bruh the 'skitskatdacat63 from tumblr' THIS IS MY SAFE PRIVATE SPACE OKAY#thank you to grace for telling me <3 i really appreciate it#ugh i wanna make like a direct callout but i hate confrontation(thank you for the support tho cofi lmao)#but i will complain!#it just really sucks that i have to say this#its also really not any of you guys. i trust all my friends 100% 🥺 so i hate that i have to say this yknow#but UGHHHHHH PISSES MW OFF SO MUCH#and also. it was a shitpost 😭 pick better art to repost(joke)#but the way my heart dropped when i saw 😭 im like. is nothing sacred anymore?#catie.rambling.txt
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Just tried on jeans and ill never understand how L hated socks but was okay with THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
#they are so goddamn cold#and uncomfortable#and they flare out at the bottom its so ugly#and theyre itchy like a christmassweater#but worse#shitposts#tumblr shitposts#shitpost#stupid shit#l death note#death note#l lawliet
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Crazy they got the Ninjago animation studio on LMK and the animation isn't even on-par with Ninjago ToT
#im not tryna sound negative but#theres something so funny ab how LMK was the visually superior show to ninjago for a While because it dropped while ninjago was in the-#11-min era which is very visually ugly .#then we get DR with lmk s4 and now ninjagos animation is worse than lmks but the visuals are astounding#then we get drs2 and are getting lmk s5 and ... lets just say ninjago is going 2-for-2 rn#OBV story is more important than visuals but also its gonnas be so jarring seeing them do puppet anim now...#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#raine's rambles#raine's shitposting#monkie kid#lego monkie kid
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Guys look at my cat
#fanart#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim vs the world#idk#my art#video#shitpost#low quality#cat#spvtw#scott pilgrim takes off#matthew patel#mathew patel#meme#its low quality on purpose..#i tried to make the audio quality worse but it wont BUDGEEE so we are stuff with high quality vine boom..#🙁🙁🙁
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