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signofthestriking · 3 months

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Danger! High Voltage implies that Taco Bell exists in the danceverses

#now i know why the just dancers want to save the world so bad #cant get your hands on that new cantina chicken quesadilla if night swan takes over the world #shitpost #just dance

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creativecuquilu · 2 years

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The last things I prompted this week on Dalle. It sure has been a productive long weekend!

Hope you like them!

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m-v-d · 17 days

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JOHN WILLIAMMMSSSS!!

Drop a full jizz album, and my LIFE is YOURS!

#cantina band is unrivaled #but still #star wars #shitpost

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materassassino · 2 years

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I posted 12,020 times in 2022

That's 3,603 more posts than 2021!

230 posts created (2%)

11,790 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@insertmeaningfulusername

@gravity-loves-me

@mari-wrongway

@kaleran

@dinlukedyke

I tagged 5,714 of my posts in 2022

#star wars - 3,336 posts

#gays in space - 3,222 posts

#tolkien's legendarium - 437 posts

#a curse upon the stiff necks of elves! - 436 posts

#jrrt - 436 posts

#our flag means death - 196 posts

#stupid gay pirates - 195 posts

#ofmd - 195 posts

#dc - 183 posts

#it stands for disappointment constantly - 183 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#unless you're prepared for seven movies two cartoons and at least one tv show you will not understand this stupid fucking bullshit

My Top Posts in 2022:

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Laziest fucking meme redraw because I legitimately do not remember how to art. It’s been literal months. We forgot the taste of bread. We even forgot our own name.

Anyway, Din babysits and Ben is a snitch.

(Obviously based on that one bit in Lilo & Stitch)

5,659 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I’M BACK WITH A SHITPOST, HERE WE FUCKING GO.

Based on this fucking masterpiece of a tiktok.

I’m just glad Max Rebo managed to get a new gig after surviving his second cantina explosion. A true legend.

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #THREE THOUSAND STAR WARS POSTS?!#.omg followers i'm so fucking sorry #lmao jk no i'm not

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sithpost · 7 years

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Why Anakin's force ghost wasn't in tlj

Anakin: Ben, I've come to warn yo-

Kylo: *blocks ears with fingers*

Kylo: LALALA CAN ANYONE HEAR THE DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MY GRANDFATHER??? CUZ I SURE CAN'T. LALALALLALALA

Anakin: *sighs*

Obi-wan [to Anakin]: He really IS following in your footsteps.

#anakin skywalker #kylo ren #obi wan kenobi #shitpost #shitpost-cantina #tlj #the last jedi #star wars #star wars shitpost #incorrect quotes #anakin #kylo #force #force ghosts #ghosts #funny #incorrect star wars quotes #force ghost

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jamieisamess · 4 years

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I think I just discovered my dog likes the Cantina Band music. I played it on my phone and she went big eyed a got close, and then sat down next to me and just stared. Ive never seen her get interested in any other music like that.

#i can’t believe my dog is a star wars fan #mine #shitpost #cantina band

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huxsimpblog · 4 years

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Does listening to Cantina Band on loop count as self care?

Asking for myself.

#Cantina Band #star wars #star wars shitpost #star wars shitposting

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valeredeo · 4 years

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Star Wars quarantina

#star wars #quarantine #cantina #shitpost #val discovers thoughts

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gothamcityneedsme · 5 years

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i am SO about the design of this place.

it’s like a hybrid of peragus, kotor2 nar shaddaa, and the telos orbital station

#shitpost #also that cantina shit i s bomb give me those signs as fucking DECOS please #let me redecorate all 10 cantinas i have in my houses #AHH

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hikiyeet · 5 years

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hell yeah

#star wars #lego #lego star wars #cantina #shitpost

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datapadz · 5 years

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FACPOV: yoda’s lil blanket is made of qui-gon jinn’s jedi robe

me:

#★──[muffled rap music plays in the distance] ■ SHITPOST #don't get me wrong i overall love this book and the stories #(although i could have done without 400 stories on the cantina scene told from the POV of literally every character there)#(the only worthwhile one was the alien that thought luke was a beautiful girl and obi-wan was her dad)#but shit like this?????????? you are making the universe too small tbh #as much as i love the idea of yoda grabbing one of qui-gon's old jackets like a sad high school gf to keep #so far the highlights are beru's story and the gay death star love affair i want that shit to be a MOVIE

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hexgirling · 7 years

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"Please.........sweet merciful jesus if you're there please just sTOP HER I CAN'T DO THIS AGAI-" -fbi guy watching my laptop as I play the star wars cantina band song for the 237th time this week

#am i too late for this meme lmao #this is a fucking shitpost im sorry #jess speaks #sw #cantina band #fbi meme

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materassassino · 3 years

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