#shitpost-cantina

[signofthestriking]

Danger! High Voltage implies that Taco Bell exists in the danceverses

[tinkerbitch69]

No one’s trying to sell you death sticks anymore!

They wanted to go home and rethink their life.

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[m-v-d]

JOHN WILLIAMMMSSSS!!

Drop a full jizz album, and my LIFE is YOURS!

[sithpost]

Why Anakin's force ghost wasn't in tlj

Anakin: Ben, I've come to warn yo-

Kylo: *blocks ears with fingers*

Kylo: LALALA CAN ANYONE HEAR THE DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MY GRANDFATHER??? CUZ I SURE CAN'T. LALALALLALALA

Anakin: *sighs*

Obi-wan [to Anakin]: He really IS following in your footsteps.

[creativecuquilu]

The last things I prompted this week on Dalle. It sure has been a productive long weekend!

Hope you like them!

[plodimsocks]

Items contained within may include - but are not limited to;

a pasta bracelet covered in glitter.

a sat-upon and squashed pack of pink bubblegum.

one notable book with a bullet hole in it

a squashed space banana (please throw it away, Boba, it's beginning to smell)

Issues (many)

Issues of the Dad Flavouring (many, many more)

Self-imposed Imposter Syndrome

a sewing kit that seems to only have garish coloured thread.

a crinkled-up picture of an explorer droid that you know he doesn't own.

moisturiser

lemon lollies he claims he doesn't even like

a pair of gloves one size too big

a compass that doesn't work

Space 'Bratz' and 'TMNT' band aids. Which he also claims aren't his.

a couple of interestingly shaped rocks. One has the word 'Catch!' carved on the back.

a jar of sand??? (Boba wh-)

suspicious tins of suspicious contents which is definitely not illegal.

a Space Tamagotchi Pet.

a tin of loose-leaf tea (Boba, you hate tea? ...What do you mean 'exactly?')

napkins stolen from every hotel he's ever stayed in

moist towelettes collected from hundreds of Space KFCs.

and most importantly, the things he doesn't have in his pockets;

a first aid kit (why do you only have children's band aides? and why are they all out of date???)

good mental health and/or self-respect.

ANY basic repair tools for armour and mechanics.

a clue

What does Boba Fett keep in all those little pouches wrong answers only

[jamieisamess]

I think I just discovered my dog likes the Cantina Band music. I played it on my phone and she went big eyed a got close, and then sat down next to me and just stared. Ive never seen her get interested in any other music like that.

[rainbowgod666]

Italy is nice huh?

Just be mindful of the

Constant high volume

Herobine in minecraft

Death star owned by a ytptuber

The literal shadow realm called 「MOLISE」

The stand users

Shitpost-Class politics

Soccer matches being Warhammer 40k battles (and i mean the big ones like the siege of terra and the fall of cadia)

Literal fascists (never saw them in person, OH WELL)

Jokes about history

PIZZA

Naples being one of the most italian places ever (last i checked)

Something about monkeys back in the southest south (NEVER SEEN THEM) (WHERE IS THE MONKE)

SaS

「STRISCIA LA NOTIZIA」 and their power to basically always know where you are

The hand of god from berserk is a thing and its called 「MANO DI RAZZI」 and two members are Paimon Genshin Impact and 「GIULIO ANDREOTTI」

No I wasnt joking at point 5. Everyone here either has a stand, a vision, the will of D, can go super saiyan, use techniques from anime... Penisola Moment

Pokemon, and Dark Souls: there is a non zero chance that offhandedly mentioning "tortisio" or "ego balego" will cause r e a c t i o n s and all because of one youtuber, Cydonia se leggi questo: MA STAI CALMO E FAI USCIRE GUBER E GLI ALTRI DALLA CANTINA (o almeno metti un periscopio così possono vedere fuori lol)

Tifa lockhart

Zamasu from DBS makes pizza and has been classified as "glorious namekian" because two different youtubers did A Funny Something

Did i say everyone here is an anime charachter

Our old people, unlike the american equivalent, are actually really sweet! :)

Juvemmerda :3

Forgot to mention: OUR POLITICS TRASCENDS LEFT AND RIGHT AND WE HAVE EXPANDED TO THE OTHER 2 DIMENSIONS AND DIDNT GO IN THE 4TH ONE BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A "FORWARDS/BACKWARDS" FOR THAT

If you want non italian food in italy, its either sushi, poke, or kebab. LoL

You Will Eat. This Is Inevitable

Dont fucking touch the colosseum, someone got in trouble for that years ago

In case you didnt understand, our youtubers are fucking insane in a good way (usually)

Undertale :3

Up north temperatures (and air quality apparently idfk) drop. But eh i like me some M I S T

Apparently my people have been told to have the prettiest women in europe. LoL

I think the best thing about keeping a travel journal is reading them years later and, because you took the time to sit in one place and paint, the memories are so much clearer than if you had just “snapped a photo” and left.

I can clearly remember the crowded plaza where I sketched the clock tower or the sun setting as I sat painting on the Grand Canal.

I wish I was a better traveler. But I’m happy I pushed myself to get out of the Hobbit Hole for this adventure.

Sending big hugs from the Hobbit Hole ❤️

Scott

[huxsimpblog]

Does listening to Cantina Band on loop count as self care?

Asking for myself.

[valeredeo]

Star Wars quarantina

[eyepatchdate]

i am SO about the design of this place.

it’s like a hybrid of peragus, kotor2 nar shaddaa, and the telos orbital station

[hikiyeet]

hell yeah

[datapadz]

FACPOV: yoda’s lil blanket is made of qui-gon jinn’s jedi robe

me:

[materassassino]

I’M BACK WITH A SHITPOST, HERE WE FUCKING GO.

Based on this fucking masterpiece of a tiktok. 

I’m just glad Max Rebo managed to get a new gig after surviving his second cantina explosion. A true legend.

[sithpost]

ForceTime

Kylo Ren: *is half naked*

Rey: Holy shit, he DOES have an eight-pack

Matt: *gives the 'I told you so' look*

[cozygremlin]

Glad to see Ghost decided to do a collab with slipknot's Sid.

📸: Roel Guajardo