#shitpost //

[bllmak]

this time of the year

[lavb-b]

I think it's an appropriate time to post these

Merry Slaymas!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @different-felix

why did i read that in a cecil palmer ass "show me an egg! that's not an egg!" voice

text: Show me a pregnancy! That's not a pregnancy who let you in here?!

[post-uwuifier]

its chwistmas eve and wook whos on tumbwr OwO

aww of us UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i'll be real i have a giant pileup of random art, the raw originals for the print designs, abandoned (like for YEARS) commissions etc taking up room in a plastic cabinet

If I were to put these bad boys up for sale first come first serve on etsy would any of yall be interested in them?

at the moment I'm running my "sorry the holidays got fucked up from the strike" sale on etsy so this'd probably be something I'd do in the new year

[itisiives]

[autogeneity]

hm.

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[creelarke]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[senorbouquet]

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[vile-images]

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait