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I slept like a baby last night
I woke up crying several times and shit myself.
#insomnia#likeababy#wokeup#crying#irony#shitmyself#humor#cravingboobs#acrylic#artoftheday#dailyartwork#kunst#flomm#flommist#artwork#lowbrowart#outsiderart#beercoaster#beermat#bierdeckel#painting#handpaintedbeercoaster#perspective
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I received an interview request from a studio I applied at like 1 year ago asking for me to talk with them cause they're interested in me???!?!?!??!?! WHAT IS GOING ON BRUH HELP
#did not expect to hear back from them in the slightest so im kinda shocked#the thing thats making me shitmyself is that i smell a relocation opportunity cause i remember all their jobs being on site....... uoaugh
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how can we know, be 100% sure, that you do not kin the Oncler?
TRUST ME. i'd rather kin stella from helluva boss than the goddamn oncler
#he's so suck and i hate him#keter class asks#oncler leo is funny though#it's a good bit methinks#but i'm going to shitmyself the second he touches my kin list
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currently taking a fat shit
#day 1/2 of soccer tryouts#i think it went okay#but lowkey ive had to shit since third hour and i was worried i would shitmyself at soccer 😭
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i slept 3 hours time to board a train to cologne and die inside of the dome♡
#im gonna go meet an online friend today#i fixed my sleep schedule for them i woke up before 3pm for them i woke up at 8 fucking am#if this goes unappreciated im gonna shitmyself and cry
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I AM ABOUT TO SHITMYSELF
MY BROTHER LEGIT REFORMATTED THE COMPUTER
MY KRITA, MY ADOBE PHOTOSHOP, MY EVERYTHING IS GONNNEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SORRY TO THOSE I HAVE ART TRADES WITH AND THOSE WHOS REQUESTS ARE PENDING, I TRULY AMM
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Are we seriously going to see alice in 4.8 im going to shitmyself
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if @bitedontsuck were a warrior cat he would be ShitMyself
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> be me
> is scared of moths
> blocks tags #moth and #moths on tumblrtm
>sees fillter content button, thinks of thatll be good too
> blocks moth
> keep seing 'flithered content Moth' in random tags where there are defo no moths
> click some
> work out whats happened
> tumblr is blocking moth with no spaces on each side
> duh.
> have found blocked posts of Mother, Motherfucker, Month misspelled, and the best
> Mamoth
> now just automaticly click through filetered content warnings
> shitmyself when its a real moth
> this could be fixed in 3 minutes, but dont
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TRANSGENDER DYONISUS IM GOING TL SHITMYSELF FROM HAPPINESS
got bored and trans’d some paintings. which ones should i do next
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Something so hard about living with POTS is my stomach is off right now and I thought it was the start of a pots flare. And who knows it might be but I was thinking and it could be a stomach bug too.
Like people don't get how hard it is not knowing.
I don't like feeling like I'm gonna shit myself.
#potsie#dysautonomia#pots#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#chronic illness#potswarrior#traumaticbraininjury#mentalhealth#dysautonomia warrior#potsawareness#pots flare#stomach bug#shitmyself
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If you know him you shit yourself everytime you saw gasmask
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THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO SHITMYSELF /pos
Visitors? Friendship? Fear??? These brave furcorn. Whadda hell!!????
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#homestuck#john egbert#karkat vantas#prince philip#HSDJFUHBSDJFNKSMFF SSTYHIS IS MAJKING ME SHITMYSELF
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oh god. I would shitmyself.
I’m pretty sure there’s a ghost in my house or something. right my dad Ioved 2nd hand furniture, antique shit. And we put up this massive antique mirror at the end of the stairs. (god forbid we have another fucking mirror in our house) and before that, before we got that mirror the microwave kept beeping. going off , changing its settings yadayada. Anyway….ITS GOTTEN WORSE. beeping all the time. and then a few days ago the light upstairs in the hallway starts flicking on and off, on and off really quickly. Would stop, still on, then start flicking again……………do we have a 6th member of the fam
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