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eric-sadahire · 1 year ago

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I slept like a baby last night

I woke up crying several times and shit myself.

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sarenhale · 8 months ago

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I received an interview request from a studio I applied at like 1 year ago asking for me to talk with them cause they're interested in me???!?!?!??!?! WHAT IS GOING ON BRUH HELP

#did not expect to hear back from them in the slightest so im kinda shocked #the thing thats making me shitmyself is that i smell a relocation opportunity cause i remember all their jobs being on site....... uoaugh

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keter-class-anomaly · 1 year ago

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how can we know, be 100% sure, that you do not kin the Oncler?

TRUST ME. i'd rather kin stella from helluva boss than the goddamn oncler

#he's so suck and i hate him #keter class asks #oncler leo is funny though #it's a good bit methinks #but i'm going to shitmyself the second he touches my kin list

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stil-yr-sand · 2 years ago

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currently taking a fat shit

#day 1/2 of soccer tryouts #i think it went okay #but lowkey ive had to shit since third hour and i was worried i would shitmyself at soccer 😭

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literallyneurodivergentandaminor · 2 years ago

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i slept 3 hours time to board a train to cologne and die inside of the dome♡

#im gonna go meet an online friend today #i fixed my sleep schedule for them i woke up before 3pm for them i woke up at 8 fucking am #if this goes unappreciated im gonna shitmyself and cry

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prospero-xp · 2 months ago

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I AM ABOUT TO SHITMYSELF

MY BROTHER LEGIT REFORMATTED THE COMPUTER

MY KRITA, MY ADOBE PHOTOSHOP, MY EVERYTHING IS GONNNEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SORRY TO THOSE I HAVE ART TRADES WITH AND THOSE WHOS REQUESTS ARE PENDING, I TRULY AMM

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lwieserce · 7 months ago

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Are we seriously going to see alice in 4.8 im going to shitmyself

#real genshin is BACK

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pissbaby-jones · 21 days ago

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if @bitedontsuck were a warrior cat he would be ShitMyself

#callout #gayboy

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hotchocolatewithoutsex · 9 months ago

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> be me

> is scared of moths

> blocks tags #moth and #moths on tumblrtm

>sees fillter content button, thinks of thatll be good too

> blocks moth

> keep seing 'flithered content Moth' in random tags where there are defo no moths

> click some

> work out whats happened

> tumblr is blocking moth with no spaces on each side

> duh.

> have found blocked posts of Mother, Motherfucker, Month misspelled, and the best

> Mamoth

> now just automaticly click through filetered content warnings

> shitmyself when its a real moth

> this could be fixed in 3 minutes, but dont

#asphalt originals

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favoringeyes · 2 years ago

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abt to shitmyself over kagepro

#txt

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himbolover777 · 2 years ago

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TRANSGENDER DYONISUS IM GOING TL SHITMYSELF FROM HAPPINESS

got bored and trans’d some paintings. which ones should i do next

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livinglifewithpots · 2 years ago

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Something so hard about living with POTS is my stomach is off right now and I thought it was the start of a pots flare. And who knows it might be but I was thinking and it could be a stomach bug too.

Like people don't get how hard it is not knowing.

I don't like feeling like I'm gonna shit myself.

#potsie #dysautonomia #pots #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #chronic illness #potswarrior #traumaticbraininjury #mentalhealth #dysautonomia warrior #potsawareness #pots flare #stomach bug #shitmyself

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hajnarus · 7 years ago

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