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I slept like a baby last night
I woke up crying several times and shit myself.
#insomnia#likeababy#wokeup#crying#irony#shitmyself#humor#cravingboobs#acrylic#artoftheday#dailyartwork#kunst#flomm#flommist#artwork#lowbrowart#outsiderart#beercoaster#beermat#bierdeckel#painting#handpaintedbeercoaster#perspective
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I received an interview request from a studio I applied at like 1 year ago asking for me to talk with them cause they're interested in me???!?!?!??!?! WHAT IS GOING ON BRUH HELP
#did not expect to hear back from them in the slightest so im kinda shocked#the thing thats making me shitmyself is that i smell a relocation opportunity cause i remember all their jobs being on site....... uoaugh
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how can we know, be 100% sure, that you do not kin the Oncler?
TRUST ME. i'd rather kin stella from helluva boss than the goddamn oncler
#he's so suck and i hate him#keter class asks#oncler leo is funny though#it's a good bit methinks#but i'm going to shitmyself the second he touches my kin list
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currently taking a fat shit
#day 1/2 of soccer tryouts#i think it went okay#but lowkey ive had to shit since third hour and i was worried i would shitmyself at soccer 😭
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i slept 3 hours time to board a train to cologne and die inside of the dome♡
#im gonna go meet an online friend today#i fixed my sleep schedule for them i woke up before 3pm for them i woke up at 8 fucking am#if this goes unappreciated im gonna shitmyself and cry
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I AM ABOUT TO SHITMYSELF
MY BROTHER LEGIT REFORMATTED THE COMPUTER
MY KRITA, MY ADOBE PHOTOSHOP, MY EVERYTHING IS GONNNEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SORRY TO THOSE I HAVE ART TRADES WITH AND THOSE WHOS REQUESTS ARE PENDING, I TRULY AMM
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Are we seriously going to see alice in 4.8 im going to shitmyself
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if @bitedontsuck were a warrior cat he would be ShitMyself
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> be me
> is scared of moths
> blocks tags #moth and #moths on tumblrtm
>sees fillter content button, thinks of thatll be good too
> blocks moth
> keep seing 'flithered content Moth' in random tags where there are defo no moths
> click some
> work out whats happened
> tumblr is blocking moth with no spaces on each side
> duh.
> have found blocked posts of Mother, Motherfucker, Month misspelled, and the best
> Mamoth
> now just automaticly click through filetered content warnings
> shitmyself when its a real moth
> this could be fixed in 3 minutes, but dont
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TRANSGENDER DYONISUS IM GOING TL SHITMYSELF FROM HAPPINESS
got bored and trans’d some paintings. which ones should i do next
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Something so hard about living with POTS is my stomach is off right now and I thought it was the start of a pots flare. And who knows it might be but I was thinking and it could be a stomach bug too.
Like people don't get how hard it is not knowing.
I don't like feeling like I'm gonna shit myself.
#potsie#dysautonomia#pots#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#chronic illness#potswarrior#traumaticbraininjury#mentalhealth#dysautonomia warrior#potsawareness#pots flare#stomach bug#shitmyself
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If you know him you shit yourself everytime you saw gasmask
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THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO SHITMYSELF /pos
Visitors? Friendship? Fear??? These brave furcorn. Whadda hell!!????
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#homestuck#john egbert#karkat vantas#prince philip#HSDJFUHBSDJFNKSMFF SSTYHIS IS MAJKING ME SHITMYSELF
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i almost shitmyself jfc
arf :3
Bark bark awooo~ sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff :3 :3 arf arf nuzzles you
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