#shitmas

[theseareafewofmyfavoritewords]

It's beginning to look a lot like shitmas

last shitmas i poop you my fart lol

[panna-acida]

two out of tree of the ASL brothers are here, Luffy Is on his way (maybe he got lost with Zoro, who knows).

This figure are so damn good, the quality is *chef kiss*, and so perfect that I'm going to cry (the only problem is with the damn swords that don't fit so well).

My boys soon, will be together again.💖

[sinfulpetgirlrd]

In the Pembroke server for Vampyr its shitmas in july today. This was my gift for Merkwerkee. This was so much fun and I cant wait to do it again.

[queenofthemasquerade]

Gehennah - Merry Shitmas!

[poebrey]

Jeremiah takes after Susannah being the life of the party and giving his all to someone who won’t love him back and Conrad takes after Laurel bottling everything up to not burden anyone and then inevitably pushing everyone away

[maudiemoods]

merry crisis ^^

Thank you!! I will be committing crimes today!

[seventeenshitpiles]

[4suitedplayingcard]

Star light, Star Bright

[catdemontraphouse]

Current mood

[greggorylee]

ough oogh aauigh ough

[xena00]

Just walked past a store selling mugs and one said "Live Hard Fart Harder" and my Mom said "hey we could gift (uncle) that for Christmas"

[nobylite]

merry shitmas

[communist-hatsunemiku]

christmas lovers: most annoying people, most in-your-face about this swagless holiday that's shoved down our throats more every passing year. blasting shitmas "music" for 3 months before december and probably two months after. Ugly.

halloween lovers: cool with it, appreciative of the time given to halloween, extremely sexy in their costumes, will be escaping samsara and attaining enlightenment.

[teaboot]

I have this ongoing bit with my brothers where when I give them gifts, I do the most absolute dogshit wrapping job I possibly can while still covering the present.

I CAN, for the record, wrap things very well. I was just super broke for a while and couldn't justify buying wrapping paper so everything was covered in homemade gift wrap, and over time it became became joke. Like, "here's your garbage, dumbass. I found it in the trash. Merry shitmas." They seemed to love it. That's how it started.

Now, every year for Christmas or birthdays or whatever, they get whatever I give them in crumpled-up newspaper, kleenex, paper towel, and duct tape. Cards are written wrong-handed in crayon. Names spelled wrong. The whole nine yards, yeah?

Anyhow, I left my coworkers gift wrapping to the absolute last minute, and know for a fact they appreciate the gesture of a well-wrapped gift. That said, I forgot to actually *buy* wrapping paper- since, you know. I never use wrapping paper.

At this very moment, I have at my disposal: Newspaper, toilet paper, and hockey tape.

God help me

[kayzero]

i have just been informed that i am A Fucking Idiot except my informant is far too nice to use that exact phrasing

‘oh wow, everyone sure loves what i did with mira, i can’t wait to write her more’

turns back to the sigma word document

‘UUUGHHH’

[zentilde]

Merry The Thurs Before Shitmas