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It's not too late: head to your favourite bookstore to grab Effin' Birds playing cards, postcards, calendars and books for under the tree.
#shitmas#craven commercialism#birds#swearing#illustration#nature#comics#bird#funny#vulgarity#art#comic#i gotta eat
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it's beginning to look a lot like christmas~
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It's beginning to look a lot like shitmas
last shitmas i poop you my fart lol
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Oh, christmas. That thing, I'm supposed to be happy today but something already ruined my day the moment i woke up and i find that kind of hilarious.
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santa johnny with the christmas cheer
#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#ggst#johnny guilty gear#johnny ggst#johnny#shitpost#ho ho ho merry shitmas
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They'd like to wish the holliest jolliest Christmas to you and chanukah to those who celebrate it
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Cheeky
BONUS ⬇️
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Merry Christmas from Snooter
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It's that time of year again: I've updated my glorious holiday playlist with 50 new, terrible Christmas songs. Put it on, start a timer, and see how long until someone complains.
Plus, I have ugly Christmas sweaters and holiday cards for you at that same website, because that's how this shit works.
(I am incredibly proud of the URL shitm.as, by the way)
#christmas#swearing#illustration#nature#comic#funny#vulgarity#art#comics#bird#birds#crass commercialism#jesus doesn't mind#shitmas
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this shitmas belongs to the transgeners.........i love you💙🤍💗everymone must give you 200$...... merry day
#merry shitmas to all 🥰 happy hanukkah! have a kool kwanzaa! have a yippie yule!!!#and have a wonderful holidays those who dnot celebate!!! love u too!!!💙💙
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was your christmas good,,,,,,, did you get socks,,,,,,,
I got a face full of snow and a fruit cake. 👍
#and the family was being themselves /neg#askies#the british one#WHAT ELSE DID YOU GET FOR SHITMAS LOSER /SILLY
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two out of tree of the ASL brothers are here, Luffy Is on his way (maybe he got lost with Zoro, who knows).
This figure are so damn good, the quality is *chef kiss*, and so perfect that I'm going to cry (the only problem is with the damn swords that don't fit so well).
My boys soon, will be together again.💖
#action figure#my photo#portgas d ace#sabo#one piece#also this are my personal shitmas present#because i needed some serotonin
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In the Pembroke server for Vampyr its shitmas in july today. This was my gift for Merkwerkee. This was so much fun and I cant wait to do it again.
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Gehennah - Merry Shitmas!
#Gehennah#Merry Shitmas!#No Fucking Christmas!#Mr Violence#Rob Stringburner#Ronnie Ripper#Hellcop#thrash metal#black metal#blackened thrash metal#music
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Jeremiah takes after Susannah being the life of the party and giving his all to someone who won’t love him back and Conrad takes after Laurel bottling everything up to not burden anyone and then inevitably pushing everyone away
#tsitp#right down to Jeremiah and Susannah being overly forgiving of their emotionally withholding asshole fathers#the way they’re both driven to make everything perfect for people#that story about Shitmas and Julia not realizing Susannah trying to plan the perfect Christmas#was her love language because it was also a shitty thing to do#her spending her last summer with her boys lying to them and also not realizing how shitty that was#even down to her obsessing about Belly’s deb debut being perfect because it would be the closest she got to planning her wedding#like how Jeremiah was angry at Conrad for fucking up her prom
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