#shit. fuck

[gobliiine]

Orym!Ariel, Caleb!Hamlet, Vax!Sebastian

I’m going to be microwaving them all in my head

[shoezuki]

cant stop thinking bout that now holy fuck. shit. gepard being a medic maybe still through the silvermanes and still out on the frontlines, but instead of being the captain leading the guards out into the snow plains he's the one tending to them and bringing them back alive

[equallyloyalandlethal]

Hey folks,

So, uh, life update. I fractured my whole ass acetabulum 5 days ago and had hip surgery 3 days ago, so my stories…

Tough Like Dandelions

What a Surprise; Bring Your Alibis

Standing In My Ashes

Terra Incognita and the Gilded Tree

Living Steel

… are all in a bit of hiatus while I get my crap sorted out. Sorry to everyone who has been waiting for ages for Dandy to update. It’s coming I promise.

Would love to hear from all the beans!

Will update y’all when I leave the hospital.

[nickthegreat69]

Every Possible (and impossible) Ship in the Miraculous Love "Square"

If you see there's any missing, let me know! Additionally, this only includes forms that have been referenced or shown in the actual show, so don't request characters that don't exist in canon. Please.

forms

MARINETTE

Ladybug

Ladynoir

Lady Adalicia

MultiMouse

Bugnoir

Princess Justice

Panic

UnMasker

BikerBug

Ladyfly

Shadybug

Emo Marinette

Cosmobug

Bugnoir

Aquabug

Lady Ice

ADRIEN

Chatnoir

Mr. Bug

Aspik

Snakenoir

ChatBlanc

Ephemeral

Bananoir

Boxnoir

Celesticat

Clawnoir

Emo Adrien

Astrocat

Aqua Noir

GlacierNoir (no idea what his real name is but I like that so😋)

(Any ships that involve the same miraculous more than once will be purple, and my personal favorites will be red!)

Marinette & Adrien

Marinette & Chatnoir

Marinette & Mr. Bug

Marinette & Aspik

Marinette & Snakenoir

Marinette & ChatBlanc

Marinette & Ephemeral

Marinette & Bananoir

Marinette & Boxnoir

Marinette & Celesticat

Marinette & Clawnoir

Marinette & Emo Adrien

Marinette & Astrocat

Marinette & Aquanoir

Marinette & GlacierNoir

Ladybug & Adrien

Ladybug & Chatnoir

Ladybug & Mr. Bug

Ladybug & Aspik

Ladybug & Snakenoir

Ladybug & ChatBlanc

Ladybug & Ephemeral

Ladybug & Bananoir

Ladybug & Boxnoir

Ladybug & Celesticat

Ladybug & Clawnoir

Ladybug & Emo Adrien

Ladybug & Astrocat

Ladybug & Aquanoir

Ladybug & GlacierNoir

Ladynoir & Adrien

Ladynoir & Chatnoir

Ladynoir & Mr. Bug

Ladynoir & Aspik

Ladynoir & Snakenoir

Ladynoir & ChatBlanc

Ladynoir & Ephemeral

Ladynoir & Bananoir

Ladynoir & Boxnoir

Ladynoir & Celesticat

Ladynoir & Clawnoir

Ladynoir & Emo Adrien

Ladynoir & Astrocat

Ladynoir & Aquanoir

Ladynoir & GlacierNoir

Lady Adalicia & Adrien

Lady Adalicia & Chatnoir

Lady Adalicia & Mr. Bug

Lady Adalicia & Aspik

Lady Adalicia & Snakenoir

Lady Adalicia & ChatBlanc

Lady Adalicia & Ephemeral

Lady Adalicia & Bananoir

Lady Adalicia & Boxnoir

Lady Adalicia & Celesticat

Lady Adalicia & Clawnoir

Lady Adalicia & Emo Adrien

Lady Adalicia & Astrocat

Lady Adalicia & Aquacat

Lady Adalicia & GlacierNoir

MultiMouse & Adrien

MultiMouse & Chatnoir

MultiMouse & Mr. Bug

MultiMouse & Aspik

MultiMouse & Snakenoir

MultiMouse & ChatBlanc

MultiMouse & Ephemeral

MultiMouse & Bananoir

MultiMouse & Boxnoir

MultiMouse & Celesticat

MultiMouse & Clawnoir

MultiMouse & Emo Adrien

MultiMouse & Astrocat

MultiMouse & Aquacat

MultiMouse & GlacierNoir

Bugnoir & Adrien

Bugnoir & Chatnoir

Bugnoir & Mr. Bug

Bugnoir & Aspik

Bugnoir & Snakenoir

Bugnoir & ChatBlanc

Bugnoir & Ephemeral

Bugnoir & Bananoir

Bugnoir & Boxnoir

Bugnoir & Celesticat

Bugnoir & Clawnoir

Bugnoir & Emo Adrien

Bugnoir & Astrocat

Bugnoir & Aquacat

Bugnoir & GlacierNoir

Princess Justice & Adrien

Princess Justice & Chatnoir

Princess Justice & Mr. Bug

Princess Justice & Aspik

Princess Justice & Snakenoir

Princess Justice & ChatBlanc

Princess Justice & Ephemeral

Princess Justice & Bananoir

Princess Justice & Boxnoir

Princess Justice & Celesticat

Princess Justice & Clawnoir

Princess Justice & Emo Adrien

Princess Justice & Astrocat

Princess Justice & Aquacat

Princess Justice & GlacierNoir

Panic & Adrien

Panic & Chatnoir

Panic & Mr. Bug

Panic & Aspik

Panic & Snakenoir

Panic & ChatBlanc

Panic & Ephemeral

Panic & Bananoir

Panic & Boxnoir

Panic & Celesticat

Panic & Clawnoir

Panic & Emo Adrien

Panic & Astrocat

Panic & Aquacat

Panic & GlacierNoir

UnMasker & Adrien

UnMasker & Chatnoir

UnMasker & Mr. Bug

UnMasker & Aspik

UnMasker & Snakenoir

UnMasker & ChatBlanc

UnMasker & Ephemeral

UnMasker & Bananoir

UnMasker & Boxnoir

UnMasker & Celesticat

UnMasker & Clawnoir

UnMasker & Emo Adrien

UnMasker & Astrocat

UnMasker & Aquacat

UnMasker & GlacierNoir

Bikerbug & Adrien

Bikerbug & Chatnoir

Bikerbug & Mr. Bug

Bikerbug & Aspik

Bikerbug & Snakenoir

Bikerbug & ChatBlanc

Bikerbug & Ephemeral

Bikerbug & Bananoir

Bikerbug & Boxnoir

Bikerbug & Celesticat

Bikerbug & Clawnoir

Bikerbug & Emo Adrien

Bikerbug & Astrocat

Bikerbug & Aquacat

Bikerbug & GlacierNoir

Ladyfly & Adrien

Ladyfly & Chatnoir

Ladyfly & Mr. Bug

Ladyfly & Aspik

Ladyfly & Snakenoir

Ladyfly & ChatBlanc

Ladyfly & Ephemeral

Ladyfly & Bananoir

Ladyfly & Boxnoir

Ladyfly & Celesticat

Ladyfly & Clawnoir

Ladyfly & Emo Adrien

Ladyfly & Astrocat

Ladyfly & Aquacat

Ladyfly & GlacierNoir

Shadybug & Adrien

Shadybug & Chatnoir

Shadybug & Mr. Bug

Shadybug & Aspik

Shadybug & Snakenoir

Shadybug & ChatBlanc

Shadybug & Ephemeral

Shadybug & Bananoir

Shadybug & Boxnoir

Shadybug & Celesticat

Shadybug & Clawnoir

Shadybug & Emo Adrien

Shadybug & Astrocat

Shadybug & Aquacat

Shadybug & GlacierNoir

Emo Marinette & Adrien

Emo Marinette & Chatnoir

Emo Marinette & Mr. Bug

Emo Marinette & Aspik

Emo Marinette & Snakenoir

Emo Marinette & ChatBlanc

Emo Marinette & Ephemeral

Emo Marinette & Bananoir

Emo Marinette & Boxnoir

Emo Marinette & Celesticat

Emo Marinette & Clawnoir

Emo Marinette & Emo Adrien

Emo Marinette & Astrocat

Emo Marinette & Aquacat

Emo Marinette & GlacierNoir

Cosmobug & Adrien

Cosmobug & Chatnoir

Cosmobug & Mr. Bug

Cosmobug & Aspik

Cosmobug & Snakenoir

Cosmobug & ChatBlanc

Cosmobug & Ephemeral

Cosmobug & Bananoir

Cosmobug & Boxnoir

Cosmobug & Celesticat

Cosmobug & Clawnoir

Cosmobug & Emo Adrien

Cosmobug & Astrocat

Cosmobug & Aquacat

Cosmobug & GlacierNoir

Aquabug & Adrien

Aquabug & Chatnoir

Aquabug & Mr. Bug

Aquabug & Aspik

Aquabug & Snakenoir

Aquabug & ChatBlanc

Aquabug & Ephemeral

Aquabug & Bananoir

Aquabug & Boxnoir

Aquabug & Celesticat

Aquabug & Clawnoir

Aquabug & Emo Adrien

Aquabug & Astrocat

Aquabug & Aquacat

Aquabug & GlacierNoir

Lady Ice & Adrien

Lady Ice & Chatnoir

Lady Ice & Mr. Bug

Lady Ice & Aspik

Lady Ice & Snakenoir

Lady Ice & ChatBlanc

Lady Ice & Ephemeral

Lady Ice & Bananoir

Lady Ice & Boxnoir

Lady Ice & Celesticat

Lady Ice & Clawnoir

Lady Ice & Emo Adrien

Lady Ice & Astrocat

Lady Ice & Aquacat

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Lady Ice & GlacierNoir

Bugnoir & Adrien

Bugnoir & Chatnoir

Bugnoir & Mr.Bug

Bugnoir & Aspik

Bugnoir & Snakenoir

Bugnoir & Chatblanc

Bugnoir & Ephemeral

Bugnoir & Banananoir

Bugnoir & Celesticat

Bugnoir & Clawnoir

Bugnoir & Emo Adrien

Bugnoir & Astrocat

Bugnoir & Aquacat

Bugnoir & Glaciernoir

Okay, those are the only ones I can think of for now, but let me know if I missed any, I'm sure I did lol.

CURRENT SHIP COUNT: 255

[transgender-catboy]

I'm so cringe, I'm going to bed!

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[pansy-placebo]

Honestly this is me all day everyday.

"tantric male erotic bonding" sounds like such a blast. Hmu pjackk I'll help you with your biodiesels

MAsculinity is being systimatically Undermidnded and Destroyed in our society due to Ufo👽 infiltration + sabotage to our goverment they kno it will be the hunks + muscle🐖's that will rise upbyo defeat there dopey looking goofy ass big bald heads even tho their body makws them high key twinky/twunky + kind of good with it but sadly they are destroting Men's Sperm's via saturnite chemtrale radioactivity being relesed into the atmosphere + into the city tap via collusion with Clintonite Molemen of the Big Apples sewers or "worm holes" as i like to call them be safe & vigilant if u are high key scared as fuck u can lmk i am there for u we can chill and watch 🔥 as fuck funny movies and just we can see waht feels good hibestly if it goes farther then just cuddling im cool with it and actuslly feel that itbwould be good to share our life force with each other thru tantric male erotic bonding its linking up on a whole new level with our spirits & shit Guru Kevin taught me im really in need of sexual attention right now and ive been 🙏praying to Him/Our Savior every day to get some corn cob type dick its been 2 weeks and i feel like my mind is just so fucked uoband foggy i think there are bad proteins building up in my biodiesels and i was so so scared this would happen i need help badly i dont think i will be arojnd much longer if it doesnt get released

[sreegs]

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[lynayru]

In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.

[ninjamonkeystudios]

Dear Undecided and Both Sides are Evil voters.

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY