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Babe That’s My Emotional Support Fictional character with Trauma Who’s been thru hell and is in need for Affection/Love
Give me em!
#toki wartooth#butters speaking#shit butter says#tumblr#metalocalypse#fictional#i want em!#ok to rebagel
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Just say, please stay
Look my way
Just Look My Way - (Official Video) // Helluva Boss
#Helluva Boss may not be perfect#and Vivziepop may be a little too involved in drama for my liking#but DAMN is her team fucking talented as SHIT#the visuals in this video are BREATHTAKING#Helluva Boss deserves the hype for the visuals alone#say what you want about the writing or Vivzie (ive said them too lol)#but it is undeniable that her team is INSANELY talented#and they deserve the credit#also again Bryce Pinkham has the voice of an ANGEL#smooth as butter rich as cream#helluva boss vivziepop#helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#vivziepop#bryce pinkham#spindlehorse#hb stolas#stolas ars goetia#animation#cartoons
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saw somebody claim the stickybomb launcher was too ugly for demoman and he should use the half zatoichi instead. disgraceful thoughts like this should be punishable by death, perhaps by tying them to a rocket going into space
#tf2#this is a joke obv the suggestion of a ridiculous death penalty is just a funny overreaction#sometimes it feels like people either dont play the game or have an opinion so deeply biased#and sure you can have an opinion#but when you are wrong you are wrong.#the stickybomb launcher is literally the bread and butter of demoman#removing it dramatically alters his playstyle#im not saying this is a bad thing but as someone who uses stock on the regular#this thing takes skill to use at its highest efficiency#and you will need help from your teammates too#yeah sure sticky spamming into a choke point seems like easy peasy shit#but sometimes the enemy team realizes its just you and a pyro that downloaded the game today#and a gun spy#and they go forth and kill you#and no amount of sticky spam is gonna take them out#trapping is in itself an art#anyways am I biased? yes. am i also an avid demoknight hater? i will say nothing on that matter till my lawyer is here
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A-B-E-D connoisseur of christmas, on the spectrum? none of your business
#alex says shit#alex is an idiot#this has been fucking rolling around in my head ALL DAY#like omg#i love abed#also he is so real bcs buttered noodles are the only way i would eat them when i was a kid#then i stopped eating butter and just ate plain arse dry spaghetti#but im healing soon i'll be going back into my buttered noodle era trust#abed nadir#trobed#community#nbc community#autism
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Wine and cheese instead of peanut butter and chocolate? How posh!
I never really was on your side
#ask the deerstalker medic#i thought you were going to say ''peanut butter and jelly'' before i finished reading the sentence ngl#and i was like ''shit. u right'' but then i saw ''chocolate'' and i was like ''good pair. not my thing though''
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I love reading how buck and eddie yearn bc they do have most of what they want, and they can try to convince themselves they don’t need anything else…but then they’ll think about having more kids, or kissing, or living under the same roof, or all the other things they can’t do under the platonic label
the thing is, anon, it's two fold
number one, you underestimate their ability to overstretch the truth in order to get what they want. living together? lots of people have roommates, and Buck's already at Eddie's half of the time, the other half he's at work. so obviously it's economically responsible for them to live together and split the bills and groceries etc etc. kids? well they're already raising one, what about one more? sex? friends with benefits do exist! and the thing is, they can do all this, they can live together, raise children together, have all the sex they want, and they will still yearn. because those idiots are possessive commitment whores. they want the commitment. they want to stand before their friends and god and everyone and scream "HE'S MINE" (and even then the yearning won't stop by the way. pining is a state of mind. one they both have mastered)
the second part is, well, there's nothing stopping them from being together. and that's the fucking kicker to me. they're not citizens of rival countries in some fantasy world whose marriage will cause a scandal. or blood sworn enemies. they're friends in love. who raise a child together. they're firefighters. humans. normal human fucking begins. if they want to be together they should fucking be together. but noooo the Narrative says no (not yet) and someone (Eddie) is refusing to look at the Buck shaped hole in their body and soul
#sary answers#911.txt#anon#i hate them i hate them i hate them#of course this is not to say i hate reading them pining#oh that shit is my bread and butter#it's just sometimes you want to knock their skulls together and say PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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If you guys didn't know, I'm actually a big fan of mysims
So what did I do? I made my favs in ponytown cuz ofc I fuckin did
#some shit 1004 says#pony town#mysims (game)#mysims#dj candy#buddy mysims#brandi mysims#tobor#mc emi#yuki mysims#violet nightshade#poppy mysims#beebee#roxie road#princess butter#raven wright#cassandra mysims#crystal mysims#esma mysims#wendalyn
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i’m a big fan of the kas!eddie theory because there’s nothing i love more than a brainwashed man with a Came Back Wrong storyline.
ESPECIALLY if that brainwashed man who came back wrong ends up getting his bell rung by the good, noble guy from his past who doesn’t actually wanna hurt him but has to in order to protect his loved ones.
i am SUCH a sucker for brainwashed came back wrong guy starting to get his memories back and he can’t complete his mission because he’s starting to remember. he knows this good, noble guy. he knows his friends.
#i was a stucky shipper ok#this shit is my bread and butter#kas!eddie#steve#gimme some of that ‘i knew him’ energy#gimme steve saying something to kas!eddie that eddie said to him in s4#i��m gonna make him pay eddie just like i promised you#gimme horrified realization in those monstrous eyes#the duffers aren’t brave enough but i am#let me in the writers room#let me iiiinnnn#steddie
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Riddle me this Batman-
b r e a d 👍🏼
my nemesis we meet at last
#ask butter#shit and giggle comic could not help myself#deadass almost forgot my ask button says “riddle me this” ajfbkjb4gkjbgeh
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banishing the chill
Stellan nods, looking down at them. His wide, frightened eyes betray that he’s holding onto composure with a fraying grip. “I’ll return,” he says a little louder. “To check on you soon. If you need anything…” Indeera nods and Stellan leaves to do his duty. She turns her full attention to Bell, who still shows no sign he even knows she’s there. He doesn’t react to Ember either, even when she nudges his back with her nose, whining. That worries Indeera. Bell’s never ignored Ember before, and if the charhound can’t get through to him, Indeera doesn’t know how she has any chance. All she can do is sit beside him, one hand on the curve of his bowed back. In the wake of Loden Greatstorm’s loss — again — Indeera does what little she can to comfort Bell. Later, on Starlight Beacon, he tries the same. ( Spoilers for The Rising Storm and The Fallen Star )
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IS it even an unhinged marathon if I don't throw out at least 1 sad fic about it???
Still midway through Convergence, so truly no spoilers for past Fallen Star. I'm getting there! Getting even more sad ideas from phase II, it's great.
I truly have no idea how many people are reading fic for this, but if you do, please leave a comment or reply! I'm happy to send this fic out into the void, but also it's always nice to have people to yell about stuff with <3 Enjoy!
#star wars#star wars fanfiction#the high republic#the rising storm#the fallen star#bell zettifar#indeera stokes#as i say in the endnote of the actual fic this shit is sort of my bread and butter in this fandom#and the high republic series just keeps the hits coming#i was also going to post this tomorrow and then i was like...well i'm done so why not get to check something else off the list?
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oh my god caramel popcorn..... have you guys heard of this
#had to put out a popcorn assortment for the dumb piece of shit people at my job and of course i pilfered a few bags#theyre stock traders and are genuinely very dumb i can say that about them.#but anyway theres flavor variety and ive already had a bag of buttered and a bag of white cheddar popcorn#but ooh baby the caramel.........#i used to love cracker jack but that sometimes is just an assault on your teeth and these are very nice#i may just steal some more bags as little treats for the rest of the week#if you cant steal at your job. then whats the point
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GHESTIES WERE BEIN FED!
FIRST NEW CHAPTERS
THE AMAS
PHOTOS
GRAMMY NOMINEE
AND NOW A NEW
SONG!
WHAT A LOVELY TIME TO BE GHOST FAN!
#butters speaking#butter is screeching#shit butter says#it has been a good year for ghost#nameless ghouls#ghost#the band ghost#ghost bc#ghost band#tobias forge#papa emeritus#copia#popia#papa emeritus 4#cardinal copia#Cardi C#nameless ghoulettes#ghoulettes#OKAY TO REBLOG
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as a black woman I just HAVE to ask why must you mention shit like “shea butter”, “black African soap”, “sza”, etc. etc. in your fics? its all sooo unnecessarily distracting and honestly corny because we get it… y/n is black. tone it down a bit?
ummmm, how about because i actually USE that stuff and LISTEN to that stuff and it’s MY fic so i’m allowed to write what IIIII want ????????????? don’t like it? go somewhere else. write your own fic love. plz don’t tell me how to craft my own work. sounds like you think it’s stereotypical.
#☆. hater anon alert !#YOU tone it down.#telling me how to write my shit BYE#as if black people are the only ones who listen to sza and use shea butter. soundsssss like a stereotype#like that’s like me reading a fic and the reader is mentioning her using shea butter or braiding her hair. you think ima come in they inbox#and be like “um that was sooo unnecessary to say’ STFU#‘we know the reader is black like ugh’#YOU SOUND DUMB#‘tone it down a bit’ who tf are you talking to? not me love
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gonna watch south park wish me luck
Oh my Fucking god good luck
What are you watching first though ?? Cuz there's a shit ton to watch (27 seasons) I could give u some recommendations though idrk what
If u didn't know already all episodes are available for free on southparkstudios.com (official and mostly ad-free)
But WOOOOOOO
#sp#asks#if u know tweek n craig (the beloved gayasses in my banner) u coukd watch 'put it down' 'tweek x craig' 'tweek vs craig'#but yayyyy im indoctrinating ppl into south park woooooooi#ig u could also watch it i. chronological order? idk havent done jt myself i mostly watch whatever shit that pulls me toward jt#if u want some eps abt gay acceptance u could watch 'cartman sucks' 'big gay als gay boat ride' and i think 'cr*pple fight'#(the last episodes namr js not censored but j feel bad saying it)#if ur interested in some kids absolute fucking trauma u could watch 'butters very own episode' and 'marjorine'#if u r interested in kyle n stans super best friendship u could watch 'follow that egg' 'guitar queer-o' and uh 'cupid ye'? and 'super best#friends' though that ones a banned episode#weee#ask me if ur looking for any specific eps
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Earlier today I was explaining some scene from South Park to my mom that happened to have Butters in it and she said "Is he supposed to be dumb? Or just sweet?" and it made me think of
#bobble says shit on the internet again#south park#butters leopold stotch#leopold butters stotch#butters stotch
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god life’s relentless
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