#shire au

[sapphoismymuse]

shire au bagginshield

Bilbo: You dirty bitch!! Look what you’ve done to my peonies!!

Lobelia: They’re not even peonies!! They’re marigolds!!

Thorin: Mahal, I think she’s right!! They are marigolds!!

Bilbo: I may not know my flowers… but i know a BITCH when I see one!!

[an-odd-hobbit]

I need some super soft shire!au bagginshield in my life right now. I want mundane domesticity and nosey neighbors and then, at night, Bilbo’s fingers running gently through Thorin’s growing beard, and Thorin’s broad thumb playing with the point of Bilbo’s ear, and tea left forgotten on the side table because they started feeding each other little cakes and one thing led to another and they ended up on the rug

[shirecorn]

Three special someponies hanging out! What shenanigans will they get into?

Even when one of your friends is massive Belgian foal, you're still the best of friends. No hooves, feathers, or horns can come between you. Just adventure and fun!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bingqiu ponies (Happy Birthday @Piosplayhouse!)

[melrosing]

would jaime shop at Zara

my unpopular opinion is that jaime wears nothing but hideously expensive gym clothes that he doesn't know are expensive because he's too rich to have any true concept of money

[bitterseaproduction]

I’ve been seeing lots of posts about Thorin & Bilbo being into each other since Day 1, and that had me contemplating a scenario where they weren’t at such odds with each other at their first meeting (i.e. cranky at a bunch of invasive dwarves + wizard vs expecting the burglar to die within .2 seconds and cause problems in the process).

It could be something very mundane or AU-y, but for something closer to canon, what if Thorin was dragged into accepting he has to work with/trade with/fight along some elves? And even if the intent is there, both sides just keep making a mess of it? And Gandalf’s suggestion when he hears of it is to hire a mediator. Say, perhaps, a person of neither race, but one well acquainted with elves and likely open to dwarves? Someone of good standing, educated, and who is naturally diplomatic?

Seems iffy, but still Thorin allows himself to be guided escorted by Balin and Dwalin and his nephews right into the heart of the Shire and to the door of some gently-bred halfling Gandalf recommended, who will likely prove to be just as standoffish and finicky and soft as the rest of the people Thorin’s encountered—

Then the round green door opens, and his mind goes blank as equally round green eyes stare back at him. Then the halfling bearer of those eyes stumbles back while stumbling over his words, and Thorin should logically be doubting the stranger’s appropriateness for this mission, but he’s too distracted by something to consider the matter.

And his cousins and nephews are initially just baffled by the pair of them, but by the time they close negotiations and leave the Shire, Dwalin is asking his brother what happens if the elves think their king is ‘fraternizing’ with their negotiator before they’ve even held a meeting. The boys think it’s hilarious, but Balin doesn’t find the question droll in the slightest.

Fast forward, and by the time they reach Rivendell they are ALL sweating a little when they suspect the ‘fraternizing’ isn’t a joke at all.

Long story short, the biggest challenge the alliance of dwarves and elves faces is not the question of Thranduil’s betrayal, nor the gems he covets, nor any age old point of spite between the two races. No, it is the exiled dwarf king accusing Lord Elrond of trying to tempt HIS hobbit into staying in Rivendell when Thorin has made it PERFECTLY CLEAR to any dwarf he intends to install Bilbo in Erebor as soon as it is reclaimed.

No one is more taken aback by this claim than Bilbo Baggins himself, but that isn’t to say he is, ahem, ‘unamenable’ to the idea.

(Some would later, however, accuse Bilbo of playing up his reluctance to abandon Bag End at all, as the effort to coax the hobbit into relocation and outright, openly proclaimed consortship quite soundly and conveniently distracted the king away from accusations that might have caused a complete and utter dissolution of the alliance. But truly, if it were true? Well. The hobbit was quite the diplomat.)

[ratintank]

I blame @visionthefox for this one

[sharklovespink]

Samwise Gamgee ⭐️🌱

Gardener AU

I don’t own the characters, all rights belong to the creators of the books/movies.

[number1spongebobfan]

The Three Railway Enginamals!

Edward the K2 Flemish Giant

Gordon the LNER Shire Horse

Henry the Black 5 Quarter Horse

[kitchenutensilfamilyau]

Finally made this bitch properly see-through. Also got rid of his spoon.

[birbwell]

what if i put a very specific AU for two wildly different media in front of you huh. what then

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

Cuphead as an uncle core

original

[frodothefair]

⊹₊ ⋆ Marigold Gamgee moodboard in green 🌿

[shirecorn]

Dragons are one of the most variable creatures in the world. Individuals are shaped not by genetics, but by their environment and what they want out of life.

Baby dragons can remain in their young form for decades, if the environment isn't right for them to mature. Intense competition, lack of resources, or uncertain emotional development are all reasons for a baby dragon to delay their adult molt.

Once circumstances are right, an intense period of growth begins, and a dragon can multiply its size and sprout new features such as wings in just a few short years.

Pubescent dragons need a huge amount of food (including gem minerals) to sustain their growth. In the dragon lands, this can lead to competition, toughening up a young dragon to face a world of challenges.

Not everything is about fighting tooth and nail. Dragons raised in more cooperative societies are often softer, with less need to develop armor and weaponry. However, if their society faces constant threats, even the softest, kindest dragons will bulk up into formidable creatures in order to defend the ones they love. These individuals are difficult to provoke, easy to make peace with, but impossible to beat once you've threatened their family.

[gomzdrawfr]

Does lotr lore has gay elf, important question— no wait, do Dwarves and Hobbit has gays, do they have the rainbow—

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

Drawing him is so fun