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HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

Gosh I had absolutely no time today-

I'll post some Kroggo tomorrow but for now, happy new years!

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Merry "Kiss"- mas.

Genderbent Viggo and Krogan :3

Valerie Katherine

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Vassago: "Hey guys! You'll never guess what I found!"

Stolas: "My grimoire?!"

Vassago: "No! A grimoire, which could be YOUR grimoire!"

Blitzo: "Hilarious.."

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Snotlout 'Whore'-gensen.

Am I the only one who didn't realize his hair was brown until searching it up??

I think I'm just dumb.

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~Starting Of Snoggletog~

It had been some years since the Drago defeat.

Krogan and Eret were now essential parts of Berk. It was very impressive how Krogan and Viggo had became redeemed and even friends.

Enemies turned to acquaintances, acquaintances turn to friends, and eventually..Friends turned into.. Lovers.

It took a while to finally come out as a couple. Krogan had a hard time accepting he was into men, let alone, Viggo.

But afterwards, it was liberating finally being able to just date another guy.

Anways, when snowflakes began to fall, the two men found out about Snoggletog.

Originally, Viggo didn't have time worrying about a silly holiday and Krogan wasn't allowed to celebrate it, nor did he ever remember.

"You both should come! There's gonna be a huge dance mostly for couples to join!" Astrid exclaims as she elbows Hiccup's shoulder, silently asking him to say something.

Hiccup smiles and rolls his eyes "Yep, mostly every couple is preparing a dance for their special one."

"Well, that certainly sounds like an entertaining activity, right my dear?" Viggo turns his head towards Krogan, whose stern expression never faltered.

"I don't know how to dance." He says bluntly, basically turning down the idea without saying it.

"Wait- Really?" Astrid asks, placing her hand on her hip. Krogan nodded, folding his arms across his chest "I've never learned and no one ever taught me."

"I could." Astrid offered, placing a hand over her chest.

Krogan glanced at her, then at Viggo and Hiccup. They both nodded at him.

He sighed and rolled his eyes as he replied "I guess that could be arranged."

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"Alright, I've gotta ask you first." Astrid grunted as she moved a chair over to the side to make room.

"How flexible are you?"

Krogan arched an eyebrow but humored her question. Without a word, he raised his right leg straight up with the precision of a seasoned warrior, his knee nearly brushing his head.

Astrid blinked, momentarily stunned.

“Okay… well, that’s good. Makes this a lot easier for both of us!” She clapped her hands together, clearly more motivated.

“Now, let’s get started.”

Krogan hesitated before taking her outstretched hands, his fingers stiff as they rested in hers. The former dragon hunter was out of his element, and it showed.

He started slow, his movements awkward, his steps heavy. Astrid winced slightly as he accidentally stepped on her toes.

"Careful!" she said, laughing despite herself. "You’re not stomping through a battlefield anymore."

"My apologies," Krogan muttered, trying again with more caution.

In truth, he hadn’t danced since he was a child, and those memories were fleeting at best. The sensation of holding someone close while moving to a rhythm was almost foreign, and his instinctive discomfort was hard to shake.

"Loosen up, Krogan," Astrid said with a smirk, stepping back slightly to demonstrate the rhythm. "You're built like a wall right now. Dancing is about fluidity, not rigidity."

"I'm not sure I like being compared to a wall," Krogan muttered, his brow furrowed. He tried to relax his shoulders but still moved awkwardly, his heavy boots clunking against the wooden floor.

"Alright, let's break this down into smaller steps," Astrid suggested, rolling her eyes playfully. "One, two, three... follow my lead."

Meanwhile, in the town of Berk.

"My dear," Viggo began, his tone unusually hesitant, "I need your help with something."

Hiccup tilted his head curiously, brushing the snow off his shoulder. "Sure. What is it?"

Viggo glanced away for a moment, watching the flurry of activity in the square. "It's about the dance... I want to make it special for Krogan."

Hiccup raised an eyebrow. "Special? You're already preparing a dance for him, right? Isn't that enough?"

"No," Viggo said firmly, his brow furrowing. "Krogan deserves more than just 'enough.' I want to surprise him with something... unforgettable."

Hiccup smiled knowingly, his mind already churning with ideas. "Well, you're in luck. Berk loves surprises. What are you thinking?" Viggo hesitated again, uncharacteristically vulnerable. "Krogan's had a hard life, Hiccup. He doesn't talk about it much, but... the holidays were never kind to him. I want this to be the first time he feels truly... celebrated."

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"I've never actually attended any holidays..Like, ever.. I suppose that's why I'm not very good at.. This."

"Huh, really? I mean..I guess that's reasonable.." Astrid replied, trying her hardest not to offend Krogan.

After a small silence, Krogan asked with a bit of discomfort in his voice. "Ugh, can we do a dance that involves less spinning?"

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Hiccup placed a reassuring hand on Viggo’s shoulder. "We can do that. Tell me—what does Krogan like? Something he’d never expect but would mean the world to him?"

Viggo thought for a moment, his expression softening as he recalled snippets of conversation with Krogan. "He mentioned once—offhandedly—that he loved the stars. Growing up, when everything else felt unbearable, he'd sneak out to lie under the night sky. It was the only place he felt free."

Hiccup nodded, a plan forming in his mind. "Then we’ll bring the stars to him. Come on, I’ve got an idea and it involves the crazy blacksmith."

The day of Snoggletog began approaching and things were begining to get a tad bit hectic.

Krogan had not learned all the moves yet.

He anxiously paced around the hut, Viggo was out getting some warm jackets for when the winter's wind decided to come.

"What am I gonna do?..." Krogan thought. He rubbed his nose bridge in a stressful manner.

He sighed deeply, quickly getting into a position that looked as if he were holding someone by the waist and hand.

Slowly, Krogan relaxed his tense shoulders and imagined himself dancing with Viggo. He imagined his firm hand on his and danced with his eyes closed, just thinking about his love and their dance.

"Ahem.." Hiccup cleared his throat, catching Krogan off gaurd. Krogan immediately stiffened and turned to face Hiccup.

"You saw everything huh?" Krogan sighed.

"Yup. You've gotten pretty good- Oh and, this is for you." Hiccup pulled out a blindfold, extending his hand out for Krogan to take it. "And this is for?.." Krogan raised an eyebrow as he hesitatingly reached for the blindfold.

"A surprise." Hiccup replied with a sly smile. Krogan was rightfully suspicious but put the blindfold over his eyes anyways.

Hiccup took Krogan's hand and began walking outside. Krogan could feel the cold winter winds blow past his face, though he didn't didn't it since he was used to it whilst in his past.

"What's the surprise you have planned for me anyways?" Krogan asked as he walked over piles of crunchy snow. "Heh, it's not a surprise if I tell you! Besides, I only helped plan the surprise."

A small scoff escaped Krogan's lips but he kept his mouth shut.

Soon, the chatting of townsfolk and the growling of dragons began to fade. It was quiet.

"Alright, you can take it off now."

Krogan reached up a took the blindfold off.

"Happy Snoggletog, my dear~" Viggo greeted as he bowed down. The area was surrounded by trees, yet many were chopped down, creating a circle around them.

The stars. They were visible and beautiful. Krogan stepped forwards, his eyes glued to the sky in admiration. "We heard you liked the stars, so..We decided to give you full access to them."

"I...When.." Krogan stammered, though he quickly just chuckled and smiled softly. "When did you get the time to do this?"

"I had all the time in the world, my dear." Viggo replied, stepping towards Krogan. "Besides, that's not the only gift I have." Viggo then places a necklace around Krogan's neck.

It had a precious gem in the center of it. The gem was shaped like a crescent moon and shined underneath the moonlight. "Turns out, the blacksmith can make some nice jewelry."

Krogan smiled as he saw the necklace. He gently grabbed Viggo's hands and asked.

"Shall we dance?"

Viggo chuckled and nodded. "I'll lead."

"Make sure to tell me everything once your done!" Astrid called out as Hiccup dragged her away. "Leave them alone Astrid. We have our own Snoggletog to enjoy."

Krogan rolled his eyes and Viggo simply grinned as he turned his attention back on his lover.

The two danced and danced, the silent winter breeze being the only sound they heard from time to time.

Eventually, they sat on the ground and looked up at the stars that danced along the night's sky.

". . . ."

A comfortable silence surrounded the two. Though, they then heard some roaring in the distance.

"Is that Toothless? Viggo pointed as he saw glimpses of the nightfury in the sky.

"And Stormfly." Krogan smiled as he saw the two dragon riders write in the sky with their dragons flames.

"Happy Snoggletog!"

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Oh my God- I am SO sorry, I disappeared for so long😭. A lot of things and burnouts were getting in the way of finishing the story, but I got it done finally! I hoped you enjoyed reading!

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car.

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So, school's a pain in the ass and the fanfic will take a little while to make.

But I swear I'm cooking, okay?- I SWEAR-

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Y'all choose a Krogan ship for me to make fanfic of!

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Basically a plot of a comic I wanna draw 👍

Eret walks in with a hand over his chin "Hey Krogan, baby~" He says in a sing-song tone.

Krogan looks over and raises an eyebrow "mh?" Eret uncovers his chin to reveal a scruffy goatee that was still growing in.

"Don't you like it?" Eret asks cheerfully. Though as he looks at Krogan's face, he only saw his shocked and a bit disgusted expression.

3 minutes later.

"BUT BABY I GREW FACIAL HAIR FOR YOU!!!" Eret cried as he struggled to move his face away from the knife Krogan was holding. "SHAVE IT!!"

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I don't know if you ship this, but can you do Kroggo? (Krogan x Viggo)

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I feel like a bag of shit.

Gimme httyd/rtte art requests plz

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Heheheheheheheheheh...

Ain't I hilarious?

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•w•

Alright Eret lovers- what do ya'll think of this art?

Also, what do you think he's looking at? I might draw an answer if I like it.

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what.

E- excuse me?

That word is bond, right? As much as I remember my big fat crush on Krogan, this is another thing I remember.

That word, bond, right there. Yeah, a bond between an animal and human sorta means: A mutually beneficial and dynamic relationship between people and animals that is influenced by behaviors that are essential to the health and well-being of both.

So like...Does the singetail like or dislike Krogan?!?

I really thought that the producers would've done something cool with that! Seriously- a dragon "hunter" that somehow has a bond with a dragon?!

Other than the fact it would be very cool, it would also be very interesting (and wholesome).

Imagine, Krogan actually being a dragon lover and having to pretends he hates them.

Imagine how cute that would be!!

Why say they have a bond and then write that Krogan abuses the singetail?

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Yandere Viggo lol

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Kroret it is!

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"Some scars just don't heal."

I've been thinking of a name for dis ship...Eran? Kroret?