#shinee the best

[i-see-you-now-you-see-me]

Taemin, Dreamies, Shownu&Hyungwon were a blast 💖

[andminnequin]

The bride and the ugly ass groom !!! *screams* *points*

[shimmershy]

Beta Canum Venaticorum

[knightofleo]

Angela Orosco Silent Hill 2

[ash-and-starlight]

another late @zukki-week entry, for day 2 // skinny dipping

and as a special treat it comes with @erisenyo's fantastic fic And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain't Even Dating that this scene is based on!!

[bright-molina]

poetic cinema ✨✨✨

[herewegobebe]

Happy Minho Day 💕🔥💎🥰🥳

[songforten]

can anyone explain to me at what point rose tyler was "unbelievably stupid". was it when she was inventing transdimensional travel

[shadebloopnik]

*taps mic*

*clears throat*

Polites would've loved Telemachus

*walks off the stage*

[shineemoon]

240401 TAEMIN • Big Planet Made 240403 ONEW • GRIFFIN Entertainment

[mobius-m-mobius]

Owen Wilson and Tom Hiddleston at the FYC Emmys 'Loki' panel, April 13, 2024

[artshine-exe]

I won't stop yapping about their relationship #boylife

[suntails]

⚔️🐉

[laswells-ashtray]

People think with how long Simon and John have known eachother and with both of their more gruff personalities that they've had to have at least one explosive argument over the years.

They have but unlike running theories, it wasn't about a mission or rank. It wasn't about them: Simon's reluctance to let anyone close or John's desire to risk it all for the job.

It was about sweetcorn on pizza.

They were both drunk at the time, a drink together had gone a little far and they were both rightfully pissed. So, they did what any reasonably thinking drunken man does. They had ordered food to John's flat. Both of them had gotten pizza. Simon, a man of simple tastes, got himself a simple pepperoni. John had gone for a custom pizza as he so typically does on the rare occasion he allows himself such a thing. And that was how it started.

"I can ignore the tandoori chicken, fair enough. But sweetcorn on a pizza? John."

"Simon, my cock has been in your mouth. Is sweetcorn truly where you draw your lines?"

"I wouldn't have put your fucking cock in my mouth if I'd known you like sweetcorn on your pizza, you dirty old pervert."

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi I have caught up to you on having feelings about Zhuzhi-Lang. He's a good boy! 🥺 Good snake boy! 🥺 I had the thought, after Zhuzhi let SQQ leave after SQQ yelled at him... what if they Stole Him. What if.

(Also have you read/been recommended anything by corduroyserpent yet? Big writer of Zhuzhi-Lang fics, including a very cute de-aged Zhuzhi-Lang and some zhushen)

Justifications of bride-stealing!

(AND HE'S THE BEST BOY 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, SO MUCH!! have some further au thoughts because this has contaminated my brain...)

What I think would actually happen if they stole SQQ? Absolutely nothing good for anyone, LBH would Lose His Fucking Mind xD as a more interesting answer though, I like the idea that Shen "Pedantic Nitpicky Asshole" Qingqiu's primary point of argument is that he is not a bride so he cannot be "bridenapped" regardless of demonic tradition or intention!

This eventually leads to them all completely avoiding the Maigu Ridge incident because TLJ realizes that, somehow, SQQ doesn't realize the depths of his son's feelings for him and decides to put all his efforts into being a wingman for his nephew instead because he finds the entire thing absolutely hilarious and rather satisfying after his own sad romance. Obviously someone like SQQ would do much better with his good, loyal nephew than the disappointing offspring of that disastrous relationship!

As for ZZL he just has to assume that LBH must not be treating SQQ anywhere near the way he should be (and like... he isn't wrong at this point, there is a non-zero amount of torture and terror going on here) if SQQ doesn't see himself as being tied to LBH in any way. And if he's not attached to LBH then there's absolutely no reason he shouldn't make his own efforts to seduce SQQ! After all, if LBH isn't valuing SQQ properly then obviously ZZL has to step up because someone as kind as SQQ deserves the best!!!

[classichorrorblog]

10 Stephen King Movies To Consider For October/Halloween