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azurelyy · 2 years ago

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Heyyy I hope your day is going great!!! :))

May I request a narutoxfem!reader where the reader is going through a break up and naruto comforts the reader and later on he confesses his feelings towards the reader. I hope this makes sense 😭 anyways tyyy :))

Btw I love your writing 🫶🫶🫶

Hi, lovely Anon! Thank you very much for the request. I am so sorry this took so long.

I think friends to lovers stories turn me feral, because I uh... Yeah. I went overboard. @uchihabbynic @tired-biscuit tagging you as requested! I hope this can help quench your Naruto thirst 🥵

Title: Dream Theater 🍋

Words: 5.8k

Ship: Naruto x f!reader

Warnings: NSFW, hurt/comfort, hand job, blow job, overstimulation, threesome, praise, soft dom!Naruto, fingering, very pussy drunk!Naruto, tit fucking, pearl necklace.

Mentions: Shikamaru & Hinata

Days like today humbled Naruto by reminding him that even the most powerful of Shinobi have that special something that freezes their hearts; a certain concoction that imprisons their souls by dangling hope’s dazzling light over them before snuffing it out and leaving them alone in the infinite darkness. But for Naruto, that something wasn’t a power-hungry Uchiha, or almighty gods that were up to no good; no, what Naruto feared above all else, was the fury of a beautiful woman scorned.

He was not prepared for this. Your voice was like a firecracker as you wept out profanities and self-deprecating remarks, flailing your arms wildly with no regard for your surrounds (or Naruto’s face, which you had smacked a few dozen times), your button nose redder than Rudolph’s as you continued to assault it with the paper-thin fabric, a mixture of snot and tears coating them as you tossed the tissues to the birch hardwood beneath your feet. Your hair was all askew, your cute matching pajama set was wrinkled with one leg pulled up to your calf and the other fully pulled down, as you paced back and forth along the length of your living room, the box of tissues Naruto followed you around with nearly empty, as you finally collapsed to the couch, defeated.

“Why didn’t he want to marry me?” You cried, blowing your nose harshly.

Naruto hesitated. Was this a trick question? Should he answer this? The truth was, he didn’t know the answer. Shikamaru never discussed your relationship, both he and Naruto respected you far too much to get into the dirty details - those were saved for one-night stands and short flings - but for long term partners, especially ones that were friends first, the secrets of the bedroom stayed locked away. The reality was, Shikamaru was meant to tell you the answer a year and a half ago - but it looks like he never did.

Naruto reached into the box, pulling out the last tissue and handing it to you gently as you tossed the old one, wrapping his arm around you to allow you to cry into his broad shoulder. You truly were a mess right now, as you blew into his shirt like an elephant, but he didn’t mind. He kissed the top of your head as you cloaked your arms around his waist and wailed, hot tears seeping onto his skin and sliding down his back.

“Because Shikamaru is a dumbass.” Naruto decided to answer, rubbing your upper arm.

A humorless, deflated chuckle rumbled from your chest through the hiccups. “H-He’s literally a genius.” The last word barely escaped your lips as you sobbed even harder, your grip around Naruto tightening and surprising him as you managed to force a cough from the pressure you put against his stomach.

“So?” He asked. “He’s always been an idiot when it comes to women, and he was a special kind of stupid when it came to you.”

You sniffled loudly and pulled back, shooting the saddest smile Naruto had ever seen right into his heart, the force impaling him to the couch. He reached his free hand up and smoothed out your hair, trailing his thumb against your cheek to catch the final few tears that toppled from the edge of your dazzling eyes. You wiped your nose with the last tissue and watched as it slowly fluttered to the white-cotton graveyard beneath your feet as you collapsed into the crook of Naruto’s neck once again, sighing.

Your warm breath tickled his Adam’s apple as he swallowed a cluster of lust and adoration. He was certain that you could hear his banging heartbeat as you nuzzled into his neck and crawled onto his lap. He grunted softly as he wrapped his strong arms around your waist and cradled you to him, wanting to shelter you from ever feeling this way again.

Naruto and Shikamaru had an honor code - a rule that had transcended all else in their decades of friendship - it was unbroken and unspoken, yet it hung over their heads like an ax before a beheading: No dating each other’s exes.

This code was the bane of Naruto’s very existence. When Shikamaru had first told him that you two were dating, Naruto felt his soul get sucked away into a vortex and his heart fall into the pit of his stomach. He had never admitted to Shikamaru that he had a crush on you - he didn’t know how, considering Shikamaru had told him first. It was a rare thing: Shikamaru having interest in anything, and especially anyone.

“Really?” Naruto asked, his voice muffled as he chewed his inner cheek. “You’ve never told me about your crushes before.”

“Never had one.” Shikamaru shrugged and pulled out a cigarette. “But she’s… I mean, you know her. She’s special.”

“Yeah,” Naruto agreed, clenching his fists as he looked to the starry sky as Shikamaru’s cigarette smoke swirled into the cold night air. “She is.”

So, what was Naruto to do other than smile and say how great it was, and that you two were made for each other, as each of his organs slowly withered away inside of him. He remained friends with both of you. He wasn’t the type of person to let a vendetta stew for long, and he had to admit, you two really were good together - for awhile. You played off each other like practiced musicians; inside jokes and longing looks were hard to not take notice of at every social gathering the two of you attended. Naruto remained neutral as Switzerland during the break-up, providing a shoulder to cry on for you and a soap-box for Shikamaru to stand on for him.

“I don’t know, Naruto, alright?!” Shikamaru shouted, running a hand through his pointier-than-usual ponytail. “I just… don’t.”

Naruto sucked down his rage. “I hate to say this,” he crossed his arms and stood before his best friend, bolting him to the ground with his narrowed gaze. “But that’s fucked up. You need to tell her why you won’t marry her. Poor girl’s gonna have a complex.”

“I-” Shikamaru fumbled out a cigarette, cursing as it fell to the black concrete. He lit another one with shaking hands and sucked it between his teeth. “I know, but-”

“But nothing!” Naruto angrily took the death-stick from the man’s mouth and threw it to the pavement, crushing it with his foot while ignoring Shikamaru’s protests. “You must have some reason.”

“I don’t want to talk about this.” Shikamaru aloofly slid his hands into his front pockets and looked down, watching the cigarette tumble away in the wind. “She just… deserves more than me. I want my freedom. I can’t be… locked down, right now.”

“That’s not the reason and you know it.” Naruto turned on his heel to leave, stopping a few feet away to crane his neck back towards Shikamaru. “Have a heart and be honest with her, that’s all I’m saying. She loves you.”

He walked away, loud silence trailing slowly behind. He went straight to your apartment that night and watched you crumble. You tried to tell him he could leave several times, but Naruto was stubborn and wouldn’t budge, just continued to sit next to you on the couch and watched rom-coms with you, immediately switching to the next movie whenever the credits rolled. It seemed like so long ago now, and eventually, Shikamaru had moved on. Naruto felt terrible when you’d heard the news off-handedly from Hinata, who casually mentioned that Shikamaru and Temari were getting “pretty serious.” You had politely excused yourself from the table and left the bar completely as Naruto glared at his now-ex, flabbergasted.

“Hinata, seriously?” He asked, tapping his fingers nervously on the table.

“I-I’m sorry, Naruto-kun,” she whispered. “I thought you had told her.”

Naruto rolled his eyes and grabbed for his wallet, murmuring profanities as he laid enough cash down to pay for the table. “It’s not your fault,” he assured. “I want to go home.”

Sakura returned from the bathroom and looked surprised as they left the bar. Naruto heard Sasuke mutter something to her as he guided himself and Hinata out, his eyes darting around madly in search of any sign of you, but you were long gone.

Comforting silence filled the room as Naruto traced the curve of your shoulder blades through your shirt, the silk fabric soft on his finger as he imagined how your skin would feel pushed against his bare chest as you moaned his name and he circled your cunt with his cock. Jesus, Uzumaki. He thought. Really not the time. He kissed the top of your head and inhaled your intoxicating perfume, allowing himself to be lost in every inch of you while you pulled yourself back together.

“Naruto,” you said softly, pulling away to look at him. His navy blue eyes were brewing with a storm, rough on the surface and cutting deep into your heart. His sparkling white teeth sucked on his plush pink lower lip as he hummed at you in response, giving you a quizzical look. “I’m sorry. I’m being stupid. I really am over it, it’s just-”

He reached between your bodies to tuck a stray strand of hair behind your ear and your mind grew hazy as his citrus shampoo danced around the air, ensnaring you in an orange orchard in early spring, the air sweet as honey.

“What?” He asked, urging you to continue. His fine mouth formed into a half smirk and you felt the need to crash your lips onto his and wipe it off his face.

Instead, you cleared your throat and moved your hands from his waist to his thighs. “He dated me for three years,” you paused to take a deep breath. “And he didn’t want to marry me. But he dates her for… what? A year, maybe? And they’re engaged?”

“Like I said,” Naruto laughed coolly, “He’s a dumbass.”

You smiled at him and leaned forward, pressing a chaste kiss to his lips. It was fast, as all your kisses to Naruto typically were, and it left you hungry for his hands to roam across your body as he branded your inner-thigh with his teeth. His hand dragged down your spine, goosebumps trailing his touch like a fire does oil, as he kissed your nose.

Hinata and Naruto had broken up just a few months ago, after two years of dating. It was a bad breakup, nearly topping your own with Shikamaru, and it made you feel for the poor girl. She had never been your favorite person - she was clingy and didn’t seem to have much regard when it came to your feelings, sometimes forgetting that you and Shikamaru had ever dated - but she didn’t handle the breakup well. Naruto had come over right after with a small backpack and a sheepish grin, his hair dripping down his shoulders as the rain pelted against him. You rushed him inside and handed him a towel to dry off with as he continued apologizing to you, stating he didn’t know where else to go.

He stayed with you for a whole week before securing his own apartment, and he told you all about the breakup and his reasoning. You assured him that he wasn’t a bad person and that this was ultimately not just the best thing for him, but Hinata too, and that someday she’d come to see that. It hurt you to admit this to him, because it touched your heart deeply, reminding you of why Shikamaru had left you just a year prior.

I just think… you want things I can’t give you. That was how he’d left it, before stepping off your porch and strolling down the street, as though he hadn’t just wasted three years of his life with someone who he clearly never gave a shit about.

Living with Naruto was difficult. You woke up every day feeling like a cat was clawing at your stomach, trying to escape, as your mind screamed at you to just tell him already - to ruin your friendship and pounce on him like a predator does its kill - but instead you’d sit at the table and look at listings with him, lending out your feminine eye and telling him if a place looked unkempt. When he left, your apartment felt like a stranger’s, and you went into your room and cried until the sun had set beyond the horizon and the crickets had started chirping their song of the night, wishing for Naruto’s warm embrace as you faded away into a sad slumber.

He rested his forehead on yours, his lips brushing against your own as your heart leapt into your throat, cutting off your airway. You licked your bottom lip and hovered your mouth over his, biding your time to see what he would do. His hand rested on the small of your back, a calloused finger gingerly circling an indecipherable pattern on your skin that was exposed from your shirt being awkwardly crumbled around your body, an after effect of your chaotic meltdown from earlier.

He smiled and pressed his lips to yours, striking you down with lightning as your fingers reflexively twitched on his muscular thighs. His large hand cupped your cheek as he pulled his mouth back, his forehand still planted on yours as your breathing turned shallow. That kiss was… different. That wasn’t the stereotypical “Naruto kiss” you’d received from him countless times before; it was daring and bold; it was dark and twisted; it was soothing and welcoming.

You kissed him again, your lips melding to his like lost puzzle pieces as he lightly pushed you closer to him, waves of kisses washing against your lips as the two of you kept touching and releasing, touching and releasing. You opened your mouth as he feverishly deepened the kiss, angling his head to the side and pushing his tongue against yours. His breath was hot and cinnamony, tingling around your mouth like pop rocks as he moaned lowly and gripped his hand into your hair, tangling himself into your locks.

You dug your nails into his strong thighs as your tongues danced together, pressure bubbling beneath your skin as you grew confident and trailed your hand to his erection, lightly stroking him through his pants. He sucked on your bottom lip as you increased your pace, wrapping your small hand around his girth needily as he raked his nails against the small of your back. Was this really happening? He gripped onto your wrist, freezing you in place. There was thunder in your heart as you pulled back to look into his sinful eyes, his nose flaring and his breathing heavy.

“Not yet.” He tightened his grip around you and maneuvered his hand from your wrist to behind your knees, hoisting you up to his chest bridal style as he stood up and started walking towards your bedroom. “M’gonna play with you first, alright?”

He stood above the bed with you in his arms, his eyes twinkling with mischief and yearning, a wicked grin growing on his face. You nodded shyly and crashed your lips to his harshly, your teeth clicking together, a small burst of laughter erupting from his chest.

“Ow,” he complained teasingly as he plopped you to the bed. “No self control, huh?” He trapped your legs between his knees as he caged your face with his hands, planting them on either side of your head as he peered down at you. He kissed your forehead gingerly, working his way down your temple, avoiding your mouth and licking the shell of your ear.

“Is this okay?” He whispered, haunting over your earlobe. You listened to the cicadas chirping outside and Naruto’s shallow breathing as you wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed his temple. His heartbeat was drumming loudly in the stillness of the mutual pining, driving you slowly out of your mind.

“I-Is it okay for you?” You questioned, slightly insecure now.

He answered you with a light chuckle and a kiss to your ear as he whispered, “I’ve dreamt about this for years.”

“N-Naruto,” you whimpered as he kissed his way to your neck, sucking the skin into his mouth hungrily. “Me too.”

He pushed one hand off the bed and rolled it down your body, mapping out the curve of your breasts, the dip of your waist, the pudge of your stomach, before landing upon your throbbing pussy. He hummed into your neck, vibrating your pulse point, as he took his index finger and trailed it along your slit through your clothes, wet fabric sticking against your sopping cunt. You curved your hips upwards, catching his arousal on your entrance as a stifled moan slipped through your lips.

“So wet already?” He teased, adjusting his stance so he could push his knee between your thighs, the pressure forming black dots in your vision as you pleadingly tugged the hem of his shirt upwards. He undid the buttons of your sleep shirt one-by-one, nosing down your neck, licking your skin and leaving love bits along his path before sucking in the skin of the top of your breast into his mouth, his free hand circling across your clit through your clothes.

You sounded sexy. Naruto couldn’t believe all this noise was just for him as he continued to enrapture every inch of your body, bruising your delicate skin sinfully and blowing cool air to soothe the purple seal he left on your tit.

“Fuck, Naruto-” You gasped as your shirt fell open and he pawed at your hard nipple, his hot tongue licking around your other boob sensually, circling over your aereola like a vulture. “S-stop teasing me.”

“Are you telling me what to do?” He jerked away from you, cold air stinging your peaks and forcing them to stand at attention as you whined and clung desperately to his shirt that he refused to remove, only the faintest hint of the sun-kissed skin of his stomach peeking out at you from underneath his orange t-shirt. You flashed him a wicked grin, your fangs fully exposed, and raked your index finger over his tight stomach. Two could play at this game.

“Not telling you what to do,” you murmured quietly, pitching your volume down and forcing him to lean in and hover his face close to yours. “But-” you kissed his chin, working your way to his mouth. He whimpered lowly as he moved closer to you, your noses brushing against each other. Right where you wanted him. “Want you to do what you dreamt of all these years. Want you to show me.”

Naruto snapped as your hot mouth rolled onto his, your needy hands working at his t-shirt in a desperate attempt at disrobing him. He slid his way down your body, kissing every inch of exposed skin along the way, before the mattress sprung up slightly and he fully got off the bed. You tried to give him a snarky comment but a war-hardened hand silenced you by harshly pressing over your mouth as you were dragged down the bed by your ankles. A confused and muffled scream shot from your throat as Naruto sat on his knees on the bed and slid your head into his lap, bending over to beam down at you. His head hung above you as he moved his hand from your mouth and captured your lips onto his in an upside-down kiss. Your pajama pants were dragged down your legs and you kicked and writhed around, but Naruto kept kissing you as though this were completely normal.

“It’s me.” Naruto’s voice laughed from down the bed and you bit… Other Naruto’s? upper lip in shock. He pulled away and smiled down at you warmly, his golden hair cascading down around you like a sunlit tunnel welcoming you to heaven. “We’re, uh… Well, it’s all me.”

Oh, holy fuck. You reached upwards and traced Above Naruto’s whisker scars that adorned his cheeks, looking into his ocean eyes. He gave you a wink and played with your hair, before once again covering your mouth with his hand and twisting your taut nipple between his two fingers.

“Y-You weren’t wearing panties?” Below Naruto gulped, his knees pressing into the plush carpet as he ran his index finger along your slit, coating it with your sticky arousal. You made a strangled sound and he burst into laughter, the hot air caressing against your swollen lips. “That’s right, you can’t answer me.” He pushed his finger onto your hard nub, lightly swiping your clit side to side as you bit into Above Naruto’s hand. He stuck his middle finger into you and dragged them down to your entrance, drenching himself with you.

“So slick,” Below Naruto murmured. He slipped his fingers out of you and painted your inner-thigh in your sweet essence. You grasped onto the forest green sheets with white knuckles as you bucked your hips upwards towards his mouth. He swiped his tongue at you and you tensed your legs as a strong hand pushed your stomach down onto the bed.

“You asked for this, remember?” Above Naruto chided, earning another bite to his hand. You murmured something along the lines of this is torture - please just fuck me, whichever one - I don’t care as Below Naruto swiped his tongue up along the length of your cunt, roaming languidly across your walls before sucking your clit into his mouth.

Hot pressure built up in the air around your body as Above Naruto slid your head off his lap and laid down next to you, a firm hand still over your mouth, and nibbled onto your swollen nipple. His free arm snaked underneath your waist and arched you upwards, allowing Below Naruto a better angle as he continued lapping at your pussy, generously licking and sucking at your clit with a lyrical pace.

Above Naruto slid two fingers between your lips, his knuckles dangling from your mouth as you sucked mercilessly, gagging and writhing from the pleasure both men inflicted upon you. He chuckled, a low and dangerous thing, as you moved your hand to his pants and slowly undid his zipper. You gasped as you wrapped your hand around his cock, pulling him free as hot liquid clung between your fingers and you stroked along his length, tears welling in your eyes as his thick fingers glided up and down your throat.

“You don’t even care which of us is real, do you? You just want my dick that bad, yeah?” Your head was buzzing with pining and anticipation, your sense of direction completely inhibited. You didn’t care which Naruto was talking to you - which was fondling your breasts or which was lapping at your core - you needed him, and you didn’t care how you got it.

You increased the pace of your strokes on him, earning grunts of your name and praises from the men. You dipped the pad of your index finger into his slit as more seed dripped from him, oozing down your hand, and you both continued your dirty dancing in the dark of the bedroom. Your free hand reached above your head to grip onto Naruto’s soft hair; it was slightly wet from sweat and adrenaline; your heart palpitated and blood rushed to your cheeks and ears as a mountain of pressure brewed deep within your stomach.

Pure bliss enveloped all your senses as the two Naruto’s ravished your body. You were but a vessel for their pleasure, allowing them to claw at you like fiends as your mind went numb and your body melted into the sheets. Your toes curled as the coil in your stomach clenched tightly, pressure building up within you and boiling your blood. The sounds you were making drove Below Naruto mad with ardor, pushing him to his limit as he hastily used his free hand to spring his cock from its trapped state and stroked himself, mixing your arousal that lingered on his fingers with his own pre-cum as he continued lapping at your pretty pussy, gliding his head up and down your length while the flat of his tongue stayed planted against your clit.

Your strokes on him slowed and became sloppy as a disgraceful groan swirled around your cunt and Below Naruto fucked you with his mouth, the timber of his voice low and seductive, rumbling into your stomach and edging you over the cliffside as you orgasmed. Your entire body rippled beneath the men’s hard grasp over you as waves of pleasure and sinful liquid spilled out of you, drowning Below Naruto in a sea of sex. He kept his tongue steady as he drank you up, wetting his chin and mouth with you as Above Naruto stopped your strokes against him and brought your hand to his for a kiss, removing his fingers from your mouth.

“Holy fuck.” Naruto whispered, climbing on top of you and swirling his tongue over yours, a deliciously sweet mixture of your essence and his saliva coating your mouth as you heard a small poof and he pulled your hands up over your head and interlocked his fingers with yours.

Waves of pleasure melted over Naruto as every tantalizing touch, every shiver of your body, and every swipe of your hand against his dick slammed into him like a train as his Shadow Clone returned to him. He shivered heavily, his lips trembling against yours, as pinpricks and goosebumps enveloped over his entire body and soul. You were a perfect pixie - all needy and whiny and hazy - beneath him. He enjoyed making a mess of you. He intended to keep you as his mess forever, willing to clean you up always; to pick you up and take you where he wanted for all time - his own little locket that he could cherish everywhere and anywhere.

“You want me?” He grunted, nibbling your bottom lip. You nodded, your brain hazy, words escaping you. He hummed and rolled over, his fingers leaving yours as freezing air seeped where his hands once were and he guided you on top of him. You saw his fully erect dick, finally able to gawk at it properly. He was massive. You gulped, nervous as to how, exactly, this was going to happen.

“You want me to do what I dreamt about, cutie?” He teased, guiding your hand to his cock. Your hands rubbed down him gently as sparks flew around the air, igniting the room fully as you languidly stroked him. “Wrap that pretty mouth around me, then.”

You examined the situation, felt his cock oozing in your hand, saw his damnable orange t-shirt that still shielded his muscular body from you, and you disobeyed the command of your friend. You rolled your hips over him, your clit catching against his tip, as you moaned and removed his t-shirt aggressively. Naruto jerked upwards, catching himself onto your entrance to help you get the shirt off, sensual sounds filling the air as you both clawed at each other like animals. You sucked the skin of his neck into your mouth, biting and trailing your nails over his abs, as he jerked himself off beneath you. You licked down his pecs, his toned tummy, hummed against his adorable light blonde happy trail, before you hovered your mouth over his reddened head, furious and ready.

You delicately wrapped your mouth around his tip, gripping onto his hand and guiding it to rest on your head as he happily pushed you further down, needily begging for you the way you did him moments ago. You grabbed onto his loaded balls and rubbed them carefully as his head fell to the pillow and he breathed out your name, his white teeth shining in the faint light that shone in from the crack in the door.

He pushed your head further down as you gagged and hot tears formed in your eyes as Naruto broke beneath you. He arched his hips up lightly, forcing himself deeper, as his grip in your hair tightened and you moved your hand from his balls to your swollen clit. He pulled you up by your hair, his teeth gritted and sweat beading along his toned body, as he shook his head vigorously.

“Gotta-Gotta fuck you.” He husked. “C’mon, cutie.”

You adjusted slightly and hovered your slick cunt over his well-endowed cock, your breath hitching in the back of your throat as Naruto guided you by your hips and slowly lowered you onto him. You gripped onto his chest, his little blonde hairs tickling the pads of your fingers, as your walls stretched out and a deep moan erupted from your core as warmth flooded your stomach.

The aggression of his libido didn’t come as a surprise to you. He was the strongest shinobi in the world, so you expected for him to have the ability to demolish you for hours on end if he chose. What did surprise you was the amount of absolute control Naruto held over you. Your precious friend, the golden-hearted hero, was actually a monster in the sheets. He commanded you gently, never forcing himself, but always reminding you of who was in charge. He took hold of your heart swiftly, tossing the key to the wayside, sweet clanging against concrete, as he fucked you like it was your first time.

You were so tight around him, your walls slick with arousal, your little mewls pleading and desperate as your nails dug into the skin of his chest. You were better than his fantasies in every conceivable way - he couldn’t believe you wanted him in the same way he wanted you - as he inched himself deeper inside of you and watched as a little line formed between your eyebrows; your mouth hanging open in a tiny ‘o’ as he bottomed out inside you.

“You feel good.” His voice was pure desire, laced with temptation and a deep ruggedness that you had no idea he was capable of making. His dick was so hot inside you, warming its way up your stomach, as he thrust his hips upwards, singing his sexual song as his dick curved deep into your walls and directly hit your G-spot.

“S-shit,” you grunted, your boobs bouncing with each thrust. “Naruto, y-you…you’re so big.”

He rolled his hand from your hip to your stomach, grabbing at the plush skin, the pace of his thrusts maddening as he continued railing into you. His entire body rippled beneath you as your walls clenched around him, fire in your stomach, sweat beading down your forehead. You were like Aphrodite herself, bouncing on his dick, your expression lewd and needy. Naruto felt electricity course through his veins as he rubbed your tummy, his toes curling downwards as your pussy quivered around his girth.

“Feel me in here, yeah?” He gripped onto your lower-stomach as your breathing became ragged. “Fill you up, don’t I?”

“Naruto, I’m gonna-”

Your legs trembled as you reached another climax, your entire body quivering and your pussy clenching tightly around him as you shattered into a million fragments. Your hands twitched as you fell forward onto your arms on top of him, each muscle spasming harshly as hot liquid squirted around his dick and soaked his upper thighs, sliding its way down to the sheets. Naruto grit his teeth and slowed his pace, fucking you gently as you open-mouth kissed his stomach and continued chanting his name like a sacred soliloquy.

“Wanna fuck your tits,” he grunted. He wrapped his arms around you and rolled you over, peppering light kissing along your shoulders and chest. “M’close, just-fuck-” He caged your upper-arms with his knees as he placed his dick between your breasts and you pushed them together, enveloping them around his sopping manhood.

“Is this what you thought of when you were touching yourself to me, hm?” You teased, moving your tits up and down his length, pushing them together tightly as his head fell back and he gripped into your hair. He was so close to breaking, each movement of your sweet skin against his cock coursing ecstasy through his veins as blood rushed to his ears and white noise surrounded him. He shut his eyes tightly as the warmth in his stomach spread throughout his soul and he whispered your name towards the ceiling.

“Goddamn, g-gonna come.” He angled his tip gently towards your neck as he drained his balls over you, white-hot seed rippling out of him and coating your collarbones and seeping between your breasts. He was so warm as he crumbled above you, a delicate daffodil that had grown claws, as he slowly reverted back to normal. He praised you endlessly as his dick twitched between your breasts, his voice sexier than a saxophone.

“Holy shit,” he said, collapsing next to you and stroking your cheek. “That was-”

“Better than a dream?” You asked, leaning over to kiss him gently. He smiled against your mouth.

“Way better,” he agreed. “Stay there, I’ll help clean you up.”

He returned a moment later with a wet and dry towel, wiping away the mess on your chest and kissing each place he cleaned, praising something about you after every peck. Love your cute mouth - love your boobs - love the way you look when I fuck you - love your little moans - round and round he went, until you were completely cleaned up and he tossed the towels into the laundry bin and spooned you to his arms, sheltering your body in his strong hold and wrapping his muscular leg over yours as he kissed your shoulder.

“Do I even want to know what else we did in your dreams?” You asked, pushing your ass against his still erect length. He hummed into your skin, sending a chill from your shoulder muscles down your spine.

“Wanna know about yours next,” he trailed his hot mouth to the back of your neck and kissed the nape. “Wanna know everything about you.”

You laughed and held his hand that rested on your stomach, interlocking your fingers with his. “You already know everything about me, Naru.”

“Oh?” He asked, trailing his tongue to your earlobe and sucking the plump skin between his front teeth. “I dunno about that. I learned a lot just today.”

You felt heat rise to your cheeks as he sighed into your ear contentedly, his hips pushing against your ass as his arousal harshly poked into your skin. “I-I guess there might be a few things you don’t know…” He unwove his fingers from yours and rolled it to your breast, toying with your nipple as it started perking up. He pinched it between his thumb and forefinger as he laughed huskily, swirling the little nub around.

“Tell me what I did to you in your fantasies, cutie,” he nibbled on your shoulder gently, sharp teeth scraping against your skin. “And I’ll do it.”

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assortednarutoheadcanons · 3 years ago

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If Someone Had Stopped Obito On October 10th

Kushina is still the Jinjuriki

The Uchiha Massacre never happens

Itachi gets out of ANBU and becomes a Jounin teacher.

Shisui stays in ANBU but mostly causes general chaos

Neji’s father is still alive because Kumogakure violated the treaty between themselves and Konoha and Minato, unlike Sarutobi Hiruzen, has a backbone and does not give in when the Raikage yells at him.

This means that the changes to the Hyuga clan happen sooner.

In addition to this, Neji is less angry when talking with Hinata and is actually decently polite.

Sasuke becomes a Medical Ninja.

Naruto is decently smart (he has ADHD)

Naruto and Kiba are best friends.

Sasuke and Naruto get along decently but Sasuke doesn’t talk nearly enough to keep Naruto occupied.

Hinata is still fairly soft spoken but she and Naruto have some weird rivalry going on.

Sakura and Ino aren’t friends. They worked on a project together but Ino is a Clan Heiress and she has to work with Shikamaru and Choji.

That being said, Sakura is great friends with Naruto because she helps tutor him.

Ino is actually tamer than in canon. She quieter but still bossy to makes sure Shikamaru and Choji actually help her. Her mother, as previously mentioned in other posts, is an ANBU Black Ops and so Ino is decently trained in weaponry and combat as well. She automatically defaults to Shikamaru’s lead though.

Shikamaru is still lazy.

Choji is motivated and actively spars with Naruto and Hinata. Shikamaru and Shino usually watch them and keep score. Sometimes Sasuke joins to watch.

Because Naruto, Kiba, Choji, and Hinata have an after school sparring ring, Sasuke started his learned medical ninjutsu, which he learned from his aunt, to keep them from having to miss class the next day.

While doing that, Ino is actually working at the flower shop, training, reading up on clan jutsus, and generally having no free time.

Team 7 is still Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke under Kakashi, who is usually on time but is still super laid back like his canon self.

Team 8 is still Hinata, Shino and Kiba under Kurenai.

Team 10 is still Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino under Asuma.

Jiraiya is still a fucking creep. (I don’t like him btw, even if it’s a coping mechanism/mask). He does train Naruto as Minato can’t.

Also, Naruto resents Minato because he’s rarely home and Kushina is pushy to get him to learn Uzumaki clan techniques, which he doesn’t want to.

Ironically, Naruto hates ramen because he’s named after a common ingredient. It’s Kushina’s favourite dish though, so he’ll eat it, just not the narutomaki.

Also, Danzo’s on the run because Minato ordered him to end ROOT and when he didn’t, Minato tried to kill him but he just ran instead.

Itachi would probably become Hokage once MInato retires at like 40 to go back to training child soldiers.

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cuteconsortboys · 3 years ago

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Hello!

How would the Naruto boys react to a disappointed wife who wasn't able to successfully get a good deal with a near country?

Thabks and feel free to turn down! Btw love you a lot and be safe!

Hello!! You're very sweet, you be safe too and I hope you enjoy! <33 I just picked a couple of the boys.

Naruto - He can tell the minute he sees the Empress's face when she walks into the harem after the meetings that things didn't go so well. He gives her an invigorating speech about how it'll all work out soon. If that doesn't work, he'll probably try and entice her into some of the old shenanigans they used to get up to when they were kids. Maybe running in the gardens at night, or sneaking into the kitchens to steal food. Just something to make her forget about everything for one evening.

"Aww, I'm sure you'll be able to get them to agree next time! And if not, I heard the cook's been making these amazing new flatbreads, I'm sure they won't notice if a few go missing!"

Sasuke - Talking to Sasuke about this is good for the ego. The ways he talks about how stupid these idiots are for turning it down makes the Empress feel less like it's her fault. The Empress is probably trained with a sword, so Sasuke offers to go and spar to burn off any lingering energy from the meetings too.

"They're idiots not to agree. You'll show them. Give it a few years and they'll be begging for another chance."

Kakashi - He approaches it from a practical perspective at first, suggesting that if they know why the deal fell through, they can now rework the strategy and try again. If they still don’t cheer up, he isn’t really sure what to do... Food and head pats??? That works on his dogs??? He sends a servant to bring some food and just pats the Empress on the head with a “there, there.” He’s so awkward, I love him haha.

"Rework the plan. You know why they turned you down, so that means you can fix it."

Gaara - Gaara is very knowledgeable on politics, but he’s not the kind of person to prioritise constantly retrying the same leads again and again, instead he likes to look for new solutions. He writes off this deal as unsuccessful, but why did you want that deal? Is there another country who can offer what you need? Can we live without the deal? At the end of the discussion, he absolutely offers his room for the Empress to rest in tonight with him. He doesn’t mean it as a innuendo though, he means it literally.

“Hmm, yes, those ambassadors are known for being especially difficult, it isn’t your fault. Perhaps there is another way to solve the problem?”

Haku - He is hesitant to give his opinion and decides against saying anything specific about the deal. He doesn’t feel like it’s his place to do so. Instead he focuses on getting the Empress to feel better. He initially thinks about offering to dance for her, but he gets embarrassed about that and instead offers a walk in the gardens, or if it is winter, maybe some tea and cakes. He will definitely accept any advances the Empress may make towards him, but he’s too shy to offer it unprompted haha.

“I’m sorry to hear that. Perhaps a walk in the gardens might be nice?”

Shikamaru - He almost certainly had a big role in helping you design this proposal, so when you walk in shaking your head, he’s frustrated. There isn’t going to be an early night for him tonight because now you both have to go through everything to figure out what happened and bring Shikamaru up to speed. This whole thing is troublesome...

“Fuck... Alright, let’s go through this.”

#consort au #empress au #haku #shikamaru #gaara #naruto #sasuke #kakashi #fem reader #fem!reader

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testingcheats0n · 2 years ago

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Eey! That's it, I'm nipping this shit off the bud.

The ideas of hard work vs natural talent have no true meaning in Naruto, because the narrative constantly flip flops the definition of the concept in order to pit characters who should be looking at the corrupt system that promotes such ideals.

Sasuke is not a genius and Neji is not a genius the same way Shikamaru is not considered a genius.

They worked hard for their shit, ok?

It's just that everyone else is just that stupid (naruto) and incompetent (naruto, and also like sakura and team guy when they graduated 100%) in comparison, so their comparatively adequate competences in magic warrior bullshit stands out. Kakashi doesn't know what planet he's on, so he can't speak, Naruto and Lee both have inferiority complexes bigger than them and Neji is a literal child slave who has had to conform to standards no matter what at some point in his life, their word is invalid.

Sasuke probably had nothing else to do but train alone, so in a realistic setting he would have a bunch of incorrect habits- and a bunch of stuff he doesn't know about, and Neji.... He's a slave in a military dictatorship, if feel like the branch family had to git gud or else.

Lee and Naruto's delusions that their skill is just natural is nothing more than propaganda. Nobody is at fault that Lee can't control chakra and nobody is at fault (actually yes, the entire village owes him reparations, but oh well) that Naruto wasted his academy years in property damage.

So, in reality the conflict should be of man against the system, right?

All four of them have been used, abused, and abandoned by the system that was supposed to protect them (even feudalism was on top of that shit lol), so, normally, they would work together against the state. But the states is clever and composed of trained sociopaths that know how to do crazy shit to keep the populace tame and their soldiers well under control.

So it is man vs man then. The system? Oh no, it works perfectly, the system rewards skill. Don't you think it's unfair that some people get more skill at birth than you? Look at this genocide victim and this slave, they have special eyes that give them more skillpoints than your normal eyes, and you are but poor war orphans and disabled children, how can you compete aginst the genocide victim and the slave?

You see where this is going?

When compared by the gifted children examples (Kakashi and Itachi, who, btw, ended with burnout and just destroyed psychologically) Neji and Sasuke are doing ok. Just ok. Like the average. Talented, with potential and good trajectory. Adequate progress. You know? Sasuke unlocked his sharingan and that seemed to help, but the fight between him and Lee would have ended the same if he hadn't because Lee has more experience and training on him (again Sasuke is half self-taught if we count the academy. Kakashi doesn't get credit). The delusion is so strong that Lee doesn't think that his considerable ammount of training and experience counts when compared to Sasuke's... being born into the Uchiha idfk, his beef was with Neji anyways so meh. Public humiliation and unprompted violence are cool ig, like in the american movies, except... Lee is the bully... huh.

Even Sasuke post-Orochimaru got where he was because he worked his ass off. The cursed seal is nothing but a cheap gimmick compared to the weapons, theory, nijutsu, taijutsu and genjutsu training Sasuke had undergone. That's hard work omg. He didn't snap his finger and he suddenly knew how to use a chokutou, the theory didn't come to him in a dream (unlike Naruto, whose Nine tails thing come to him in a vision, which is differen than a dream), he experimented and probably got his eyebrows burnt off while making new chidori moves like everyone else. No, the Sharingan doesn't work like that- he knew his shit- it wasn't just copypaste.

#pro sasuke #anti konoha #naruto meta

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caninekakashi · 2 years ago

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kakashi x shikaku!!! tell me MORE please, that is so big brain

(also, love your blog btw, came from your obkkrin fic where obito has no choice but to hide in kamui for the next 9 months or else he'll have to face minato's wrath)

SDJHSHJDHJS LITERALLY HELP HIM <3 minato will get over it when he shifts into Future Grandpa Panic Mode

kakaku (tentative ship name bcause all the others suck) is SO.

theres one fic i read on ao3 that Opened my eyes to it and its currently living in my head and driving me insane. i think kks + skku is something that happens Mostly accidentally. in my head, shikaku + yoshino separate around the time shikamaru is six ish just because theyre mutually gay and work better as friends, theyre still both very close and care for their son deeply! just, they’re gay.

jonin commander + council member + nara mind means that shikaku’s a close hand to the third hokage, undoubtedly has some contact/input with anbu. i think he and kks just kinda stumbled into each other. kks is wickedly intelligent in his own way and also a little shit and i think shikaku was just kind of intrigued.

(especially based on his canon interactions with his wife and shikamaru’s commentary on it. powerful ppl with attitude simply seems to do it for him)

the fic im writing is kind of background kakaku and its mostly kks fussing about maru being sick but kakaku WILL happen in it

heres a snippet for u <3

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The door creaks, and Shikamaru is already lightheaded from sitting up so suddenly, but the tension makes his heart pound, makes him freeze as the door slowly swings open to reveal—

Kakashi steps into the hallway, rubbing at his eyes, and Shikamaru processes his appearance in a second. Wishes he hadn’t.

Kakashi’s hair is even more unkempt than usual, sticking out in odd puffs and angles. He’s not wearing his hitai-ate, in fact he’s not wearing his uniform at all, what he is wearing, Shikamaru realizes with a previously unprecedented level of horror, is one of his father’s shirts.

He knows it, because his father is the only man under sixty in the village to own a ‘I’d rather be playing Shogi’ shirt.

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“Ah.” Kakashi said, hand now firmly held over the lower half of his face. “Excuse me.”

Shikamaru blinked, watched as Kakashi stepped back into his father’s room, shut the door, and emerged half a minute later with his mask and a pair of sweatpants on. He is still unkempt, but decent now.

#lev replies #kakaku #lev writes

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excitedlysuffering · 4 years ago

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Ok so can you do the reader acts happy all the time in front on everyone but when she’s alone she cries and is like depressed and they walk in on her or see her or something like that sorry ajha for naruto, sasuke, kakashi, shikimaru, kiba, anyone else you want. Btw you don’t have do to all the people if you don’t want I won’t care. Thank you thank you and sorry for punctuation

Secretly Depressed S/O With Kakashi, Shikamaru, Naruto

So sorry for the looong wait😭 I hope you enjoy it!!💜

Kakashi~

Surprisingly, he doesn’t see right through you at first

He’s a little bit blinded by your smile when you’re around him and he tends to assume that you must be happy or how else could you smile like that?

It isn’t until he sees you frowning and tearing up as you look off into nowhere that your illusion of perfect happiness disappears

Something is wrong with your expression, and your shoulders are hunched as if carrying the weight of the world and it terrifies him

Quickly brings you to a safe space like his or your home where he can comfortably talk to you

He feels his heart tear a little when you smile at him and he can’t believe that he didn’t notice the way your smile was barely holding up, the way it didn’t even come close to reaching your eyes

He’s a little lost in what to say since he’s never had experience with being comforted but he knows he wants you to trust him

“You don’t have to tell me what’s wrong, but please... don’t shut me out and pretend everything’s alright. Let me be here for you.”

And if you’re still not ready to talk, that’s fine! He’ll bring out Pakkun and you can collect yourself while squeezing his toe beans <3

Shikamaru~

Unlike Kakashi, he’s not fooled at all

But he doesn’t want to push you or make you uncomfortable so he tries to leave little hints that he’s there for you

It wasn’t until he walked into your house (like he owned the place too smh) and caught you sobbing in the middle of the living room that he realized that subtle wasn’t going to work

Definitely takes you to his favorite secluded cloud watching spot and just lets you lay on him until you feel more collected

Shika knows it’s important to cry sometimes so he lets you get it all out, not rushing you in the slightest

He doesn’t tell you that everything’s going to be fine because he’s a realist, but he does want you to know that he’ll do his damndest to help you through anything that life will throw at you

He’s willing to stay with you and whisper quiet encouragement until you no longer feel hopeless and dull because to him, you of all people deserve to feel happy

Naruto~

Has an inkling that you’re not as happy as you seem, but isn’t quite sure

Still the last thing he wants is for you to suffer on your own the same way he has

The day you breakdown in his arms after he asks how you’ve been is the moment he’s absolutely sure it’s more than just a bad day like you try to tell him

His first instinct is to take your mind off your troubles with food, adventures, and an all around good day, and if that’s what you want, great!

However, he also knows that sometimes it’s easy to want to hide from the world, he’s found himself there a few times after all

He doesn’t want you to completely isolate though because it’s unhealthy but he’ll definitely stay inside with you

Will hold you and just talk because he knows how overwhelming silence can be so he makes sure to keep your mind occupied

Naru just wants the best for you :)

#naruto x reader #kakashi x reader #shikamaru x reader #naruto scenarios #hatake kakashi #shikamaru nara #hurt comfort #naruto angst

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animeomegas · 2 years ago

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hi amy!!!! how are you doing? hope you're having a good week 💜 i saw you were doing some requests and i wanted to send one in:)) soooo, some of the omega boys reactions to their alpha being late from a mission? maybe a mission the omegas were already worried about before their alpha left, and the alpha not arriving when they were supposed to just makes it worse for the omega,,,,,, this request probably only works for bnha and/or naruto but!!! have a good day👋

Hey hey!!! I'm doing very well thank you!! I've had a good day today, made some yummy food, got loads of chores done, just, a good day! I hope you are having a great week too! @raincosm

Hmm, let me write something for a few of the Naruto boys x

This is angsty but open ended btw!! <3

Neji -

When the door to the hokage's office opened, Naruto didn't expect to see Neji standing there, his toddler clutching his hand.

"Neji!" Naruto said brightly. "What can I do for you today? Shikamaru and I just finished our meeting."

"That's great," Neji said with a smile that didn't look particularly genuine. "If he's free then I'm sure he wouldn't mind taking my little one on a quick tour of hokage tower while we talk."

Shikamaru almost choked on his cigarette and clearly didn't want to follow through, but Naruto could hear in Neji's voice that it wasn't a request, but more of a demand, so he gestured for Shikamaru to do what Neji had asked. Shikamaru gave a long suffering sigh before putting out the cigarette and shuffling over to the pup and taking her hand, with a muttered 'come on then'.

The second the door shut, Neji rounded on him, walking right up to his desk. Naruto knew he could take Neji if it came to it, but that didn't stop him being slightly intimidated by the angry man in front of him.

"Where did you send my mate?" Neji demanded. "What kind of mission was it?"

Naruto startled, not having expected that.

"Well, er, that's classified Neji," Naruto said nervously. "You're not a shinobi anymore, I can't just-"

"I know full well what I am and what I am not," Neji hissed, slamming his hand on Naruto's desk. "They were due back three weeks ago, but they didn't return, and I've had no news. Where. did. you. send. them?"

"Neji, calm down-"

"No! I will not calm down!" Neji's voice was cold. He wasn't quite shouting, but killing intent was starting to leak into the room and Naruto could feel his ANBU guards getting antsy. "You are not the one who is having to rock your crying daughter to sleep every night because her appa is missing. You are not the one who can't even promise your daughter that her appa will be back, because you don't know!"

Naruto flinched at Neji's words. Separating work from his life was the hardest part of this job. He wanted to help Neji, to send all available people to go and find out what had happened, but... he couldn't. He had to prioritise the needs of the many.

"Tell me you sent someone to figure out why their team is late."

"Neji-"

"Don't 'Neji' me! For kami's sake, if you're worried about man power, I'll go and investigate myself! Just tell me where they went and what they were doing?"

The door swung open and Neji stopped speaking as Shikamaru and his daughter walked in.

"That's as long as you get, she's your problem, Neji, not mine," Shikamaru said dismissively, fishing out a new cigarette and lighting it. Neji growled in response but dropped the outward aggression when his pup flinched backwards.

"Sorry, darling, come here," he said, kneeling down and allowing her to toddle her way into his arms. He scooped her up and glared at both Naruto and Shikamaru over her head.

Neji leant over to Naruto one more time.

"If there isn't some information delivered to me by tomorrow morning, I'm going to find them myself," he hissed quietly. "Come one baby, why don't we go and go and buy some fruit at the market before we go home?"

"Appa come?" she asked, turning her big, innocent eyes up to Neji. Naruto could see him hesitate.

"No darling, appa's busy, just us today, okay?"

She wilted but nodded, resting her head on his shoulder.

Naruto winced at the display. He didn't like doing this, but he didn't have a choice, not as hokage.

"I'm sorry, Neji," he said, just as Neji was walking through the door.

"Save it," was the only reply he got in return.

Shino -

Shibi knew exactly who was at his door when he heard the knock. Shino had been coming over to visit him almost everyday since the three week mark since his alpha was supposed to return had passed. He would come over while his daughter was at the academy and Shibi always welcomed him with open arms. His pup would always be his, no matter how old he was.

"Shino, come in," he said as he opened the door and let his son in.

Shino nodded and shuffled into the kitchen where Shibi immediately started preparing two cups of tea. Shino looked tired and he knew he was also more stressed than he was letting on.

When the tea was ready, the two men sat in silence for almost ten minutes. Shino was uncharacteristically fidgety, but Shibi knew he had to give him space to talk on his own time.

"Oma, I-" Shino started but then stopped, looking down into his tea. He took a deep breath before continuing. "How did you manage after my appa died?"

Shibi inhaled sharply at the question.

"Did you hear any news?" Shibi asked, voice hard. He didn't want that. His son didn't need to live through the hell he had lived through, he didn't deserve that.

"No, no, nothing yet, I just- It's been a month now and no news. I can't help but think about what I'm going to do if..."

"No, stop," Shibi said, putting his hand on his son's wrist. "You don't know anything, they might be back tomorrow, there's no need to make yourself feel worse by thinking about such things. You should trust me. Why? Because I've been there before."

Shino nodded slowly, clutching his empty mug.

"I don't know what to do," Shino admitted softly after another period of silence. "What do I do, oma?"

Shibi felt his chest ache watching his son in such a state. They weren't the most touchy feely, but he felt like this situation called for a hug.

"Come here," he murmured softly, scooting his chair closer and wrapping his arm around his son. Shino accepted the embrace and leant his head on his oma's shoulder. "Do you and my granddaughter want to move in here for a while? Just temporarily."

Shino swallowed heavily, but eventually nodded against his shoulder.

"Yes, I think- I think that might make me feel better. Why? Because I would have help and not be surrounded by things that make me sad."

"Okay, then move in. I keep a bedroom for you both, you know that. You are not in this alone, Shino, no matter what happens."

"Thank you," he whispered. "Thank you, oma."

Iruka -

"So, who can tell me which country started the-" a knock at the door interrupted Iruka's lesson, the source of which quickly revealed itself to be another teacher, one who was currently managing the younger students.

"Can we talk outside for a moment please?" she said, giving nothing away.

"Of course. Class, re-read this chapter, I'll be asking questions randomly when I get back so I'll know if you've read it."

The class groaned and Iruka hid his grin as he left the classroom, closing the door behind him with a click.

"What do you need?" he asked the other teacher. He was not expecting her to say his pup's name.

"What?" Iruka asked, panic slowly seeping into him. "What's wrong with him? Did something happen?"

Iruka's son was in his first year of the academy, and Iruka sincerely hoped this was about a stupid prank and not about something serious.

"Some other students found out that your partner is still away on a mission and they..." she hesitated and Iruka knew this couldn't be going anywhere good.

"Yes?" he asked, impatient.

"They tried to convince your son that his appa was dead when I was out of the room briefly."

Iruka felt like lava was running through his veins suddenly.

"What?" he shouted, forgetting about the class behind him. The other teacher winced.

"Those students are obviously being punished," she rushed to reassure him. "But we couldn't get him to calm down, normally we would call his parents, but I thought going to grab you would be fastest."

"Take me to him," Iruka demanded, too stressed to be polite.

She led him to her office, and opened the door to reveal his pup, curled up into a ball, sobbing his little heart out. He looked up as the door opened and desperately held out his hands.

"Oma!" he wailed. Iruka wasted no time scooping him up and rocking him.

"Shh, it's okay, baby, I'm here."

"Appa's dead!" his pup cried, clawing his hands on Iruka's back.

"No, no, they're not," Iruka said firmly. "We don't know that, no one has reported anything like that."

"B-B-But they were saying that they would be back now if they were alive!"

"No, that's not true!" Iruka tried to keep his voice steady and convincing and his pup cried a large wet patch into his shirt. "Missions get delayed all the time for so many reasons! Maybe they lost some supplies, or they had to do some spying work first? There's lots and lots of reasons, so appa isn't dead, baby, I promise."

His darling pup wiped at their eyes harshly, but Iruka reached out and stopped them, grabbing a tissue off the desk in the room and using that to gently clean up his face.

"I want appa," they said miserably. "And I want to go home."

"We can go home," Iruka looked at the teacher who was still standing in the doorway with a meaningful look.

"Go," she said. "I'll find someone to cover."

"Thank you, hear that baby, we can go home, come on, I think we need some nest cuddles, what do you say?"

His pup nodded into his shoulder but resisted being put down, instead asking to be carried home.

"Appa will be home before you know it," Iruka said, ignoring the small flicker of dread curling in his own stomach. "I promise."

#omegaverse #a/b/o #hcs #headcanons #alpha!reader #naruto #reader insert #shino #shino x reader #neji #neji x reader #iruka #iruka x reader #angst

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tgirlhawkins · 2 years ago

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bort chapter 72 notes (spoilers)

^ little guy

kawaki and shikamaru do we need to separate you two

i predicted something! i predicted fur coat eida! unintentionally but it happened

amado “im alive. unfortunately haha”

eida you’re so annoying. stop that. she shouldn’t have opened her mouth this chapter, everything we said was stuff we already knew (yeah she’s creepy and dehumanizes kawaki and amado yeah she’s homicidal. it is Out of Character for amado to act like he didn’t know about that). also her and daemon are drawn so ugly in this chapter, what was going on

it is so concerning! how excited daemon is to commit murders! someone give this boy a coloring book!

BORUTO HUG YOUR MOM CHALLENGE???

himawari asking her mom if her becoming a ninja would help or hurt her feelings worse. aaaaaghghghhg she’s so sweet. this is tragic and awful because she’s like should i become a child soldier to help big bro? but like thanks for trying to comfort hinata (who btw is still being drawn like a 14 year old.) himawari in that panel was drawn to look a lot like naruto which is something

boruto needs therapy. i think momoshiki doesn’t know the future and he just wants to chip away at him. that’s what i would do if i was writing it anyway! because i don’t want to make up how he knows the future. but yeah im getting sick of this bitch (this freeloader, in boruto’s words)

oh boy i hope sarada and mitsuki get to be more than window dressing next chap. i imagine the mission they have is to meet amado and co halfway, or maybe go find and shrink all the nearby claw marks

bug makes the same face in every panel

the small ten tailses inexplicably look like frieza. why’d they do that?

tentacles have officially made it on the boruto motif list! right up there with cannibalism

in summary:

#bort posting #boruto spoilers #misttiddies posts #boruto chapter 72

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pxnk-velvet · 4 years ago

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Anon asked: can you do shikamaru with his s/o smoking in their place after a long day and then that turns into rough making out and soo and lets say asuma catches them...and btw your a really good writer keep going with it!😊

CAUGHT IN THE ACT

Shikamaru Nara x Reader

Summary: Shikamaru and Y/n are out for a smoke break when things get a little heated. Little did they know, Asuma Sensai woke up and chose violence.

Warnings: smoking, makeout, slight nsfw, suggestive, liiiight choking

So sorry to the anon that asked this, I was an idiot again and accidentally posted the damn thing and u can’t unpost something on here 😪 anyways but thank youuuu so much 😇 im glad people are actually enjoying my work, it truly does make my day 🥺💖

It had been about 30 minutes since Shikamaru and Y/n had ran off and snuck back to Shikamaru’s place to take a smoke break. For about the first 5-10 minutes, they��re were doing what they said they were going to do. Enjoying a cigarette and some peace and quiet together. Well, the sharing of a cigarette soon lead to shotgunning. Then the shotgunning lead to heavily making out against Shikamaru’s front door.

Shikamaru gripped Y/n’s waist, pressing their bodies together. His hands traveling further south, landing on their hips and kneading the flesh teasingly. Y/n playing with the hair at the base of Shikamaru’s neck.

Y/n whined when they felt Shikamaru’s hand lightly clasp their throat. Their lips working with one another but against each other at the same time. Both tasting of pure cigarette.

To take initiative, Y/n swiped their tongue lightly against Shikamaru’s bottom lip, pleading with him. A second later he allowed entrance, only to take control himself. His tongue exploring Y/n’s mouth instead.

At this point their tongues were down each other’s throats. Shikamaru’s hands lazily worked up and down Y/n’s waist, while they worked the button of his pants.

Just as Y/n’s knees hit the ground and Shikamaru’s back was against the door, Asuma came into view. Standing on the street with a disappointed look on his face.

“What in the hell are you two doing?” Asuma yelled, anger evident on his rough features.

The couple jumped out of their skin. A deep crimson blush dawning on their faces as Y/n stood up and Shikamaru buttoned his pants back up. A sense of deep dread filling their chests as their hearts dropped into their stomachs.

The deep blush glowing even brighter, creeping onto their neck and ears when Choji and Ino appeared from behind their Sensai.

“Were you guys?...” Choji started, eyes wide, mouth gaping. His bag of chips in hand, laying forgotten at his side.

“Oh my gosh!” Ino gasped, bursting into laughter a second later. Her shoulders rising and falling rapidly with her girlish giggling.

Shikamaru grit his teeth, sighing deeply, “What a drag...”

Asuma rolled his eyes, taking a deep drag from his cigarette, “Get your sorry asses over here, now.” Smoke escaping past his list as he spoke.

Y/n and Shikamaru looked guiltily at each other before adjusting themselves and shuffling over to their team. Both of them dragging their feet in the dirt with their gazes trained on the floor, hoping the slower they took the less embarrassing and awkward the atmosphere would be.

It didn’t. It was still just as bad. The walk back to the training field was painstakingly awkward to say the least. Ino and Choji making bold remarks wasn’t helping either. Neither was the fact that Asuma sensai would join in on it just to add a little more insult to injury.

#shikamaru x reader #shikaku nara #shikamaru nara x reader #naruto imagines #naruto x reader #naruto #nara shikamaru #shikamaru #shikamaru x you #shikamaru x y/n

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sasubaeuchithot · 2 years ago

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Thank you so much for Kizuna Hikari! It's a blessing that helped me survive being sick for a while, like i'm pretty sure binging it for two days made me forget the fact that i had the most awful headache.

I love your sasuke, naruto, and every other character (ngl after i finished the series i checked your blog and the kh tag and found the fact that shikamaru is slightly homophobic in kh nothing short of hilarious so thank you for that 😂) loved your orochimaru pov as well it was so amusing to read abt him and kabuto just being fubky scientists.

Btw, i'm not sure if it's been stated or if i missed anything but what's the deal with the scroll underneath the chakra tree near the uchiha temple? Is it something you planted for the sequel or am i dumb

Much love 💜💜💜

thank you so much!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!!! yeah tbh with how much of an MRA shikamaru is, i definitely see him as at least slightly homophobic lmaooooo. and yes! the entire last chapter of kizuna shiten was what happened after the events of the the epilogue. I set up a few things in place to return in the sequel!

#ask sasubaeuchithot #kizunaverse

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avenger-hawk · 3 years ago

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Why do you like Kakasasu?

I waited to reply to this because I wanted to be sure it wasn’t a troll and it wasn’t a drama starting attempt (like this or this, gems found in the sasuke/KS tag) since it’s a subject I am very interested in.

I replied to Kakashi/Sasuke related asks, shippy or not shippy, here, here and here. More about them here, here and here. Put yourself comfortable cause this is gonna be long. Not putting it under a readmore cause I remember ppl complaining they coulnd’t open it on mobile phones (?). Also, moralists who are lurking: don’t interact, get out of my blog. Youll be blocked on sight.

When I started reading N*ruto I was into Bleach a lot, and the fact that the characters were a little older and looked older made me not get into Nar that much at first, because they looked like kiddies lol. I didn’t care about Nar as a character and his initial rivalry with Sas was cute but not enough to get me interested. Only when Kakashi got closer to Sasuke I started being veery interested in the story and in the characters. What I found intriguing was that Kakashi was older and an authority figure, but also someone to look up and who helped his students, BUT at the same time he wasn’t exactly a father-like figure or a big brother-like figure, because he had his dark side, that back then wasn’t well flashed out but that nevertheless showed a closed-off person who kept everything inside, not letting others get too close to him.

(then I started liking N*rusasu mostly because there were so many cool doujinshi especially Emi10/Rankai and Engawaken, while KS doujinshi were so meh, kinda in old yaoi style like Loveless, with tiny Sas who looked even younger hahaha, not my thing)

As those who know my blog and/or my writing know already, I am not interested in healthy, cute, positive dynamics in fiction. I might enjoy them, I might be happy when there are such moments, but I can’t like a whole relationship/dynamic/story only like this because I like to explore complicated ones in fiction.Because fiction is very useful for this, it makes you explore dark, taboo things, without affecting reality (no matter what idiots say), it’s cathartic, it’s a way to do, see, experience things without doing anything.

Back to topic tho, I found their initial dynamic very intriguing. A broken, traumatized yet extremely driven Sasuke, acting as confident and strong as he can, but showing his trauma in various occasions, otherwise being mostly aloof, lost in his own thoughts, and a differently broken Kakashi, acting chill but at the same time always ready to act when needed, yet always kinda distracted, aloof, lost in his owh thoughts (and later we’ll know he took Obito’s mannerisms because he was a stickler to rules). The way Kakashi takes a special interest for Sasuke, clearly the most driven, the best of the team, with whom he holds back much less (when he trains them, like when in the beginning, during the bell test, he fights with Sas and seeing that he almost took it, he overpowers him) while he is different with the others (Nar will have Jiraiya later). The way he protects Sasuke during the chuunin exams, while he’s in the hospital and Kabuto is trying to kill him.

Mostly, the controversial moments...like I said I live for these kind of things. where he both protects and threatens him...like when he does that seal to Sasuke, for his curse mark, and he tells him that if that curse mark takes over he’ll kill him. Or when he ties Sasuke up so he won’t join Orochimaru.

Before someone says bs like *you’re not Sas fan if you like that scene* (I know there are many like this and I want all of them out of my blog btw) uh, it’s not how it works guys. You can support a character and still be intrigued by scenes where said character is tied up/in a forcibly submitted position and so on. Guess what, some of those scenes are made for fanservice even (and Sas has many of these, so if you don’t see the appeal/refuse to admit that there is appeal, it’s you who have a problem). So even tho I disagree with Kakashi not wanting to listen to Sasuke’s reasons for revenge (and later supporting SHikamaru’s, I replied to this in one of the asks I linked) I do find that scene interesting...I mean Sasuke tied up in a very suggestive way and yet defying him and threatening to kill his loved ones and Kakashi opening up in a very weird way vaguely replying that he lost those ppl already? It shows a lot about them, their personalities, everything.

I am sticking to part 1 because there are more meaningful interactions between them, I wished there were more in part 2 but kishi shifted Kakashi’s ‘interest’ to Nar, making him one of Nar’s followers...even so, the intractions they had were very interesting. Their fight after Sasuke fights Danzo is one of my fave moments in the whole story tbh, much more than the later confrontation with Nar. Kakashi for the first time has an inner only, yet strong, emotional reaction, having to fight and supposedly kill his former student who became a rogue with a death sentence on his head...he realizes this is how Hiruzen felt against Orochimaru. It’s a strong realization from someone like him who was always so closed off and aloof that he totally lacked empathy.

On the other hand Sasuke is in a different mindset. He’s sort of high for having succeeded in eliminating the one who made Itachi suffer so much, he’s thinking about killing the elders and destroy the village, so he’s basically lost in the recent past of Danzo’s death and in the future plans he’s making, he’s not in the present moment almost...but he has to fight anyway, and it’s a cool fight, also because he’s weakened already and Kakashi is strong...and then he gets blind, totally, and it’s an amazingly intriguing moment, the kind of controversial stuff I’m interested in, because that’s when he could be totally overpowered by Kakashi, if the story didn’t have other priorities (putting Nar in the center of attention with their confrontation).

Their later moments, like during the war, are meh cause the interest shifted already completely, but their moments in jail (anime only ofc) and their Shinden interactions (only through messages) are interesting to me. Very much so, because they show power dynamics very well, with Kakashi as THE authority and Sasuke as the one submitted. In jail it’s even more evident with him looking down at the younger tied up and blindfolded...like, wow. It’s like fanfiction material (in fact I wrote one (ff.net/a03) and there was the coolest fanart inspired by it! here..there were more but this came on my dash today so).

You mentioned power dynamics...their dynamics are all power dynamics because Kakashi was never at Sasuke’s same level and he never acted like he was, and when Sasuke was stronger, during the war, they basically didn’t interact, and when the war was over and Sasuke was brainwashed and tamed into submission the power dynamic remained the same.

The difference imo between them and other power dynamics based pairings is that they are closer than what could be defined rare pairings such as Obito (they had a very interesting one tho, if only it was developed), Madara (the story was already developed in a pro Konoha-anti Uchiha way but it would have been so cool to have the 2 Uchiha interact more), or other older and stronger characters, so the dynamic could be written in a cool way in a fanfiction but in canon Kakashi created it already. So, while I can imagine something like Shisui/Sasuke, Obisasu or more, in my head, and I can come up with some AU or canon divergent/canon behind the screen (like when Sas stayed with Obito after the transplant), Kakashi and Sasuke had canon interactions that showed power dynamics already.

(Then there is Itasasu, which is a huge power dynamic based relationship, that also had amazingly strong feelings though, and those who know me know that for me Itachi will always be Sasuke’s most loved person, and that he was the same for Itachi. So ofc imo IS is a much stronger bond compared to KS but still. Also I remember in the beginning how many fics I read where Itachi was abusive to Sas and Kakashi stepped in lol. And it’s not a mystery that even though I think the IS bond is the strongest I find other pairings and character dynamics very interesting, so much that I like to explore them even more than IS, which, imo, is almost a given fact so I don’t always feel the need to explore it)

Another thing I find intriguing is that Kakashi always saw Sas at his ‘worst’...in Konoha’s terms I mean. When he wanted revenge in pt 1, after he killed Danzo and he was weak and so desperate and hysterical that they thought he got crazy, when he was jailed. It’s a big power he has, to be able to see someone like this.

Tbh it’s a pity that there were no post war moments (B*ruto shit doesn’t count) where they interact ‘normally’ cause I would have liked to see them, both as normal interactions where they get closer again, now that Sas is older, where they train and they get physical (and Kakashi has a lot of repressed anger, jealousy and possessiveness to let out on the one who betrayed his sensei and went to another...not my opinion but it could be Kakashi’s pov) because I think power dynamic would come up a lot, even from apparently cute moments.

I’ll end this super long essay hoping that you didn’t fall asleep lol, and adding that Kakasasu was the first Nar pairing I shipped, which it speaks a lot about why I get so irritated when someone mentions it negatively.

#kakasasu #unfollow me or block me if this bothers you #even tho I want to be the one blocking you guys who have something to say against this #vivalarevolution #vivalarevolution: bonds

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