#shiftys asks

[shiftyyyy]

At school I was drawing yaoi of sprunki characters and someone came up to me and asked what I was drawing and I had to say that the characters were giving each other good night kisses....

HI MOOTIE WOOTIE!! OMG LOL?? (I mean I bet that’s something raddy and Oren WOULD do so I mean pretty accurate either way) ALSO OMG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE ART I FW YAOI SO HARD RAGGHHH

MADE THIS FOR YOU OREN X RADDY SUPERFAN!!

[softersynths]

Does Shifty stay behind with Ford during Roadside Attraction and have a heart to heart?

something like that.

[shiftyyyy]

yeeess omg so sorry I’ve been gone >n<!! but I love to interact with u :,D

anyways

*spoils you in invader sim content cuz ik you like it* >:3

**boop** hi again mootie :-3

hehe hii mootie!! I havent seen u in a while :3 *boops back*

[gayford]

today we ask the age old question: count chocula or boo berry

[shiftythrifting]

Hopefully this works idk why it’s not letting me submit through dm. St. Louis MO

It doesn't seem to be letting anyone submit who isn't on legacy tumblr or something. It ain't just you.

[shiftyyyy]

CKEHNAHRKLARGNLQRGNLRQYMV OGMGH C THANK YOU SO MUCH UR LITERALLY THE SWEETEST AAAHADKDhjvadjbax IM GONNA EXPLODE RAAGAAGAGA

ngl oomfie was thinking about u today

so I drew these stupid GAY people for you RAGHH GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY🫵🫵🫵

KILLING MYSELF I LOVE THIS SM RAAFPHCHLCDYYSKYKDCJCJLJCJCLJLCJCLJCLVKBKGKFUDY WTSFUGIOHBLVJJCVJBLNLNLBLVJHCTZRZRARARTSIHPJLJLNVJHCYZUDUFIVOIG DIESS 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡❤️❤️🧡❤️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[shiftyyyy]

faggot ewww ewwwwwww ewwwww you smell ewww you like jimboooo ewwwwwwwww wwww

ewwwww alfred brown smells 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 hashtag doll eye hate ewwwww mystery looks like ass i bet he smells and his rotting smelly balls smell like ass cheekz like ewww they’re hanging ewwwww old men balls ewwww i also hate your bunniez they smell like baddd ewwww yuki smells so bad she had shit all over her ewwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

OKAY NOW DONT START WITH ME YOU SODAPACK SMELLING FREAK. I KNOW I SMELL LIKE JIMBO AND THATS NOT A BAD THING TO ME ATLEAST. SMELLING LIKE SODAPACK IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF FRUITINESS THEY PROJECT OUT OF THEIR BODYS WHENEVER THEYRE TOGETHER ITS INTOXICATING. YOU NEED TO WEAR SOME KIND OF GAS MASK TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEIR FUMES. THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW WEATHER WARNING BECAUSE PEOPLE COULDNT BREATHE TO THIS NEW GAS CALLED THE GAY AHH LICE INFECTION, AND YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY IT SPREADS SO MUCH, YOU ARE A THREAT TO THIS WHOLE WORLD. YOU AND BOTH OF THOSE FREAKS ARE GONNA BE SENT TO DEATH ROW BECAUSE THE AWFUL TOXIN WHENEVER YOU GUYS AROUND MAKE PEOPLE PERISH IN MID ARE LIKE THE ASH BABY. YOU ARE WORSE THEN DEAD AURA WITH FLIES.

YOURE HATING ON ALFRED YOU FLYING SON OF A GUN. YOU WONT LIKE IT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ONTO YOU, THAT IS IF I CAN EVEN TOUCH YOUR FRUITY SMELLING AHH. IF I THREW AN AXE AT YOUR HEAD THE BLOOD WOULDNT EVEN BE BLOOD. IT WOULD BE LUCKY DAY FOR A KID WHO WANTS A FRUITY FLIPPING SUNDAE OR SOME CRAP. DONT EVEN START WITH MY WIFE NOW I SWEAR TO GOD. I CAN ASURE YOU HIS BALLS ARE JUST FINE. ATLEAST WITH MY WIFE I CAN GET IT AT NIGHT UNLIKE YOU. IM TIRED OF HEARING BRYCE COMPLAIN THAT YOUR 50 INCH SLONG CANT FIT IN THE TOP OF HIS LITTLE BOTTLE HOLE, “s-sorry babe it’s too big for me!!” TALK ABOUT A STINKY LITTLE LOSER. THE ONLY THING MAKING HIM SCREAM IS THE FACT THAT YOULL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIT IT IN. I TRIED TO PRAY TO KAO TO MAKE YOU GUYS STOP THAT NOT EVEN THE PUREST FORM OF HUMANITY CAN STAND SUCH A FRUITY PEBBLE SKITTLE BURST KOOL AID TUME YUMMIE HAWAIIAN PUNCH SMOOTHIE BLAST SMELLING CREATURES LIKE YOU TWO.

YOU BETTER WATCH WATCH YOUR BACK. I SEE ALL. I KNOW ALL. AND THE FACT YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT MY BUNNIES LIKE THAT??? BUNNIES ARE SELF CLEANING, THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET ALL THAT GUNK OFF OF THEM THEMSELV— **CoUgh— COUGH—** OH GOD WHATS THAT SMELL??? OH GOD ITS THE FRUITY SMELLING FREAK THAT CANT DO WHAT MY BUNNIES CAN. I BET YOU SAY THAT THEY STINK BECAUSE YOUR JEALOUS. THEY HAVE WHAT YOU DONT. SO YOU GO AND HATE ON MY BABIES FOR THAT? YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME WHEN IM ANGRY. IM FULL OF PURE HATRED AND DESPISE. IM EVIL. NOW BEFORE YOU GO AND HATE ON ME FOR “SMELLING SO BAD” TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF, GO TO A MIRROR. BUT WATCH OUT YOUR AURA MIGHT SHATTER THE GLASS TILL THERES NOTHING LEFT.

GOOD DAY. 😡

[softersynths]

is shifty aware that fiddleford is… Like That?

he’s aware.

[rysttle]

so sorry to everyone watching me jump interests every 3.42 days thanks for staying, have a brittle bones nicky for today

[shiftyyyy]

WOAH.. hold on.. let me put on my tan fit 👅

Heh. Watch this… **twerks** 👅

yall when i put on my blue fit

[gayford]

What's something you'd like to share about Theseus?

i'll use this as an opportunity to talk a bit about theseus's name! (for clarity, i will be using they/it interchangeably to refer to theseus.)

i imagined that aside of choosing a physical appearance of their own, another aspect of identity that would be an important choice to shifty would be a name.

they never really had their own identity, their name just being a shortened nickname of what ford classified their species as (and with an unintended negative connotation, as someone who is "shifty" is seen as sneaky and untrustworthy.)

within a canon sense, i imagined shifty would have first heard the name "theseus" from having ford read various stories to it when it was still quite young, the name having mulled in its mind during the years trapped in the bunker. (idea inspired by @weirdalfemme!)

in a meta sense, the name theseus was chosen for two main reasons. the first reason is a reference to the ship of theseus paradox, which is as follows to those unfamiliar:

The ship of Theseus, also known as Theseus' paradox, is a thought experiment that raises the question of whether an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same object.

as shifty is a creature with constantly changing dna, it poses a paradox within itself over how much of it is the same creature it was years, hours, or minutes ago.

the second aspect of theseus's name regards the actual greek mythos of theseus slaying the minotaur.

within the series, shifty has a very similar role to the minotaur: a beast that is part man, part human, locked away in an underground labyrinthine trap it cannot escape.

as theseus was the slayer of the minotaur within the greeek mythos, shifty taking the name would psychologically symbolize them "killing" their past identity. when it was younger, shifty had been treated more like a caged animal than a sentient being with human capabilities.

with taking the name "theseus," shifty no longer remains the creature who was trapped and helpless, and thus reclaims their identity as a fully realized, fully sentient being: having both the body of a monster and the mind of a man.

[sweeneydino]

Hey, do you have anything new with TSHL? I think the angst opportunities are huge. And the confort. I can think that rise!Raph will hold down a feral 12!Raph in pain, hugging him and conforming him.

Oh yeah. It's a horror au for a reason :)

As I've said before, the universe wants to make them "fit" into the world, (which includes the enemies that get in there too) so you can imagine how awful it feels to be seen by the UNIVERSE as a mistake that needs "correcting". It's the worst feeling. Not only that, what if the universe wants you as something else? Ehat if you want something else? What if unlike the others, you actually like the changes given and want to stay even if it hurts, but everyone is screaming for you to change back? You just want to be comfortable just like they are.

You want to belong.

You want to be the you inside.

Or the universe is just a sadistic lovecraftian creature that just wants to cause pain to a couple color-coded turtles.

It's up to interpretation <:)c

[boxev]

Can u draw the racoon twins as mermans? :3 TYY!❤️

i've never draw mermaid/merman in my life so this was a bit challenging, but i really enjoyed it throughout the drawing process! ^^

i couldn't think any creative way to replace his fedora other than a jellyfish hat lol and i apologize for the long wait :')

[shiftyyyy]

YAYY OMG TYSM UR THE BEST HEHEEHE!! OFC TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED TOO THERE IS NO RUSH ^_^ <3333

OMG OMGZ HI HIII I LIKE.. RLLY LIKE UR ART N WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DRAW WENDA, TUNNER, OR PINKI?? U ONLY HAVE TO DO ONE! SRRY IF YOU DONT TAKE REQUEST I JUST NEED MORE SPRUNKI CONTENT!! NO RUSH ,:-)

OMG OFC!!!!! <333 I'LL SEE WHEN I CAN DRAW ONE OF THEM!! (also btw i do take requests :3)

[shiftyyyy]

Tunner ❤️

TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER OGMTJUWJGG DO KTKD HAHSHWHEEHHFTUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER MENTION TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER TUNNER I LOVE THAT STUPID LITTLE GUY GRGRGRGRGREGEGRGRGRGR TUNNER IS LIFE THANK YOU USER SCALLY-WIGGLES716 FOR THE TUNNER PHOTOS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 YIPIIEEEEEEEE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[softersynths]

Hi I love your shapeshifter au! How did Fidds interact with Shifty pre-portal incident? It was probably pretty weird to see Shifty take on Tate's form, but did Fiddleford fill a parental role?

parental is a strong word